I bet he works the night shift and kept feeding them after midnight. Let's hope to God that the animal shelters don't try to bathe them.

Wait he started off with one hamster? Did it divide or something, I hope the guy doesn't get any rabbits.

Has he never tried barbecued hamster on a stick?

"He started with one hamster, and there got to be more and more," Keiley said.

How does one hamster make more? I mean, I have sex with myself all the time, but I've never gotten knocked up from it.

How is hamstar made? How girl hamstar get pragnent?

Thisbymaster: Wait he started off with one hamster? Did it divide or something, I hope the guy doesn't get any rabbits.

A family member gave my kids a rabbit about a week before Christmas. Now we have seven rabbits.

/getting a kick, etc.

Hamsters can multiply very rapidly, but have problems with long division and algebra.

Arkanaut: How is hamstar made? How girl hamstar get pragnent?

How is babby hamstar formed?

♫ Hamster, hamster by candlelight
Do it in a casserole is doing it right
When they're in season
They're pretty pleasin' ♫

/a shame Dr. Demento is no longer broadcast here

Thisbymaster: Wait he started off with one hamster?

Was the hamster named Philip of Castile?

Arkanaut: How is hamstar made? How girl hamstar get pragnent?

I read that as homestar and let fourth a mighty giggle.

"Sure, yeah, it's a male hamster. Honest! Only $34.95 and you get this nice cage for it, too! No, I promise that it won't have a bunch of baby hamsters the second you get it home."


My interpretation of how the pet store conversation went when he bought #1.

Did he feed them after midnight?

BurnShrike: "He started with one hamster, and there got to be more and more," Keiley said.

How does one hamster make more? I mean, I have sex with myself all the time, but I've never gotten knocked up from it.

It was an already pregnant female, he didn't realize it was pregnant when he bought it. And the offspring got into a giant Habsburg group-fark.

Always use birth control when having sex with your hamster.

/what?

Dude should have surfed the web before he "surrendered" all of those fluffy/tasty varmints.

https://files.nyu.edu/amb748/public/recipes.html

Slut musta got knocked up at the pet store.

More important question: Over five years one hamster became only ninety-four hamsters? We need to do way instain the hamster who eat their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

For the life of me I don't understand why rats are "ugly" and most other rodents "cute"...they all look the same if you ask me.

The original critter was pregnant when he got it. If he got it from a pet store, it's a very likely occurrence. Many pet stores don't separate the animals according to gender. Add to that, if he's unfamiliar with hamster reproduction, he probably didn't realize how quickly the little 'uns can start making little 'uns of their own. It's a matter of 3-4 weeks. And the litters are 6-12 babies at a time. It doesn't take long to hit the 94 count.

I got a female guinea pig from a pet store a few years back. Two weeks later, she started to swell and I knew she was pregnant. She had 4 babies. Fortunately, I was familiar with guinea pigs and knew that the boys needed to be separated out at 3 weeks of age, so I didn't end up with hordes of them.

Jake Havechek: Hamsters can multiply very rapidly, but have problems with long division and algebra.

I know this is a hack joke, but it still made me laugh. You may withdraw one duck from petty cash.

"Man with poor understanding of biology calls for help after new pet hamster turns into 94 hamsters". . . after 5 years.

What is so amusing about an animal hoarder, subby? I'm just glad he realized that it was too much for him to handle before it turned into a real problem.

I bet Richard Gere is getting a kick out of these replies.

On one side, holy fark he waited until he had 94 to surrender them!? But, on the other hand, he took good care of them apparently, and asked for help when it became too much for him to handle. A lot better than it could have turned out.

/he could have gotten a cat
//do cats like hamster?
/hungry cats will learn to like hamster

the man planned to take a cab to the shelter to turn over the hamsters.

I coulda told ya he didn't have a car. Probably can't drive one if he did. It takes a certain kind of person, and that's something they don't do.

/probably wore a cardigan and talked about his mama a lot, too
//I almost became this guy

Bones: Spock, I do not know too much about these little Tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered.

Spock: What is that, Doctor?

Bones: I like them... better than I like you.

Yep sounds like the original was pregger and like many rodents and especially small ones it's hard to sex then them so he missed a couple and then they had more. Rinse and repeat over 5 years and you get a lot of the little buggers. From the article he took good care of them but it had gotten beyond his capabilities to maintain. Which tells me he cared for the animals and wanted to look out for their interest but realized he was unable to do so. I admire his tenacity to keep at it and them in good help, but eh should have realized he was over his head long before now.

Methinks this fellow may not be entirely familiar with sexual reproduction.

Hell, just get a cat. Free food!

FirstNationalBastard: bikerbob59: Hell, just get a cat. Free food!

He's not Korean!

What? He's not suggesting you eat cats. He's suggesting your cats eat free hamsters.

I_Am_Weasel: It would appear that Hammy had gotten some tail by the riverbank.

You damn well better believe.

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: On one side, holy fark he waited until he had 94 to surrender them!? But, on the other hand, he took good care of them apparently, and asked for help when it became too much for him to handle. A lot better than it could have turned out.

/he could have gotten a cat
//do cats like hamster?
/hungry cats will learn to like hamster


Yes. Cats like hamster. Just ask my cat, Dusty. Youngest daughter heard him under her bed one morning right after she woke up and he came out in response to her going, "Here kitty, kitty." He turned his head to look up at her, revealing the hamster's head in his mouth.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: "Sure, yeah, it's a male hamster. Honest! Only $34.95 and you get this nice cage for it, too! No, I promise that it won't have a bunch of baby hamsters the second you get it home."


My interpretation of how the pet store conversation went when he bought #1.

More like this

Lisa Simpson: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.
Clerk: Okay.
[reaches into a box under the counter]
Clerk: Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.
Lisa Simpson: How can a hamster write mysteries?
Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.
Lisa Simpson: Aw, c'mon.
Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

numbone:


2012-01-16 09:21:18 AM

ongbok: I bet Richard Gere is getting a kick out of these replies.

2012-01-16 09:21:40 AM

Only 22 seconds apart.

That's an assload of hamsters.

Gerbils are better. At a certain population density, they start killing and eating each other.

tarheel07: That's an assload of hamsters.

Not amused.