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Meet the 145-pound baby that is sure to warm your heart
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mcsestretch
2012-01-16 09:55:52 AM
Caption: "WTF are you looking at, short-neck?"
cgraves67
2012-01-16 09:57:53 AM
Childhood obesity is a plague on our *clicks link*...d'awwww
stebain
2012-01-16 10:02:34 AM
that's a huuuuuuge biaaatch
Pointy Tail of Satan
2012-01-16 10:03:42 AM
I was given a tiny stuffed giraffe when I was born 55 years ago. Still have it. Sits on top of a chest of drawers in my bedroom. My ex used to stand a book in front of it when we made out. So ya, I'm one with giraffes.
Mr. Shabooboo
2012-01-16 10:04:17 AM
What a bunch of ugly assed pics there...
BronyMedic
2012-01-16 10:10:45 AM
It'll warm my heart with some BBQ sauce and a side of mashed potatoes with gravy.
/d'awwwwww.
sugarhi
2012-01-16 10:17:40 AM
There's a girl I know who has a fear of giraffes.
Who on earth could be afraid of giraffes? I mean, look at how adorable that thing is!
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-16 10:18:41 AM
Headline fail. Any time a baby animal is born, the fark headline is supposed to refer to it as a "Ugly ass". What is this "sure to warm your heart" crap?
CarriePrejean
2012-01-16 10:21:31 AM
SuburbanCowboy
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Headline fail. Any time a baby animal is born, the fark headline is supposed to refer to it as a "Ugly ass". What is this "sure to warm your heart" crap?
Beat me to it.
The $25000 Dodecahedron
2012-01-16 10:25:48 AM
Mother and baby are doing well!
i upped my meds-up yours
2012-01-16 10:27:15 AM
CarriePrejean
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SuburbanCowboy: Headline fail. Any time a baby animal is born, the fark headline is supposed to refer to it as a "Ugly ass". What is this "sure to warm your heart" crap?
Beat me to it.
Me too. This baby is adorably ugly-ass. SQEEEEE.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-16 10:31:22 AM
'I jump in it.
heheheeheheeeee....'
chimp_ninja
2012-01-16 11:03:20 AM
"The calf was standing on all fours within one hour of the birth and is now walking, sitting, standing and nursing properly.
Take that, lazy human babies.
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-16 11:09:33 AM
Clicked the link expecting it to be that freakish giant asian baby who's own face seems to be sinking into a giant blob of it's head fat. Pleased to be mistaken.
trappedspirit
2012-01-16 11:33:22 AM
trappedspirit
2012-01-16 11:34:46 AM
chimp_ninja
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"The calf was standing on all fours within one hour of the birth and is now walking, sitting, standing and nursing properly.
Take that, lazy human babies.
Call me as soon as giraffes build a zoo and put humans in it. Cause I will help welcome our new overlords
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-16 12:23:26 PM
sugarhi
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There's a girl I know who has a fear of giraffes.
Who on earth could be afraid of giraffes? I mean, look at how adorable that thing is!
What? How often does she encounter giraffes that she has to waste energy being afraid of them? Does she live in the savannah?
Third In Line
2012-01-16 01:14:22 PM
"AND WHAT ABOUT NAOMI???"
/Electric Company
Riche
2012-01-16 05:08:17 PM
DupeOfURL
2012-01-17 04:12:25 PM
Was expecting a baby Trogdor. Now THAT would be heart-warming. Amongst other body parts.
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