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FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 09:06:06 AM
No, the New Tag Team Champions bit isn't a spoiler, it's something even more rare...
Titles changing hands at a House Show.
(new window)
I'm shocked this didn't happen earlier, since Wee Evan is on everyone's shiat lists.
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 09:13:02 AM
HEEEEEY! C'MON BABY! YEAAAH!!!
/Fark you, Pi
ManateeGag
2012-01-16 09:16:38 AM
Can someone explain to me the Jericho bit and why it's good?
Also, not surprised about the Tag Belts, Evan Bourne is probably still battling his "personal demons"
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 09:18:42 AM
ManateeGag
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Can someone explain to me the Jericho bit and why it's good?
Also, not surprised about the Tag Belts, Evan Bourne is probably still battling his "personal demons"
Yeah, but a house show? Titles haven't changed hands at a House Show for probably a decade, if not longer.
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 09:21:56 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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ManateeGag: Can someone explain to me the Jericho bit and why it's good?
Also, not surprised about the Tag Belts, Evan Bourne is probably still battling his "personal demons"
Yeah, but a house show? Titles haven't changed hands at a House Show for probably a decade, if not longer.
Last one I remember is Edge over Jeff Jarrett for the IC belt in Toronto
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-16 10:34:15 AM
Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
*waves* Hey Dougie & FNB!
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 11:01:41 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
*waves* Hey Dougie & FNB!
Honestly, they should do this a bit more often. With house show attendance down, they should at least attempt to create the illusion that house shows matter, and give people a reason to want to attend.
A title change at a house show every year or so wouldn't hurt.
HeartBurnKid
2012-01-16 12:26:47 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
Me thinks we'll be seeing Steven Braun make his TNA debut in 90 days, give or take.
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 01:18:41 PM
HeartBurnKid
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Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
Me thinks we'll be seeing Steven Braun make his TNA debut in 90 days, give or take.
Will be billed as "flying high" Steven Braun?
/ARMBAR!
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 01:35:18 PM
Dougie AXP
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HeartBurnKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
Me thinks we'll be seeing Steven Braun make his TNA debut in 90 days, give or take.
Will be billed as "flying high" Steven Braun?
/ARMBAR!
No, Steven "Puff" Braun
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 03:49:07 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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Dougie AXP: HeartBurnKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wow, a title change at a house show? Geesh, Evan must have really stepped in it if he got that kind of a bury. I can't even remember the last time that this happened, and scarily enough, neither can 3/4ths of the locker room.
Me thinks we'll be seeing Steven Braun make his TNA debut in 90 days, give or take.
Will be billed as "flying high" Steven Braun?
/ARMBAR!
No, Steven "Puff" Braun
Spicey Steve Braun?
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-16 03:50:43 PM
Hey FWC! Welcome to this week's thread - now with
100% less Tebow!
HEEEEEY! C'MON BABY! YEAAAH!!! :D
Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)
1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas
(images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance
eddievercetti
2012-01-16 04:35:00 PM
Odds R-Truth will do a insane promo about MLK Day today?
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 04:40:18 PM
eddievercetti
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Odds R-Truth will do a insane promo about MLK Day today?
Hmm he did come out dressed like a confederate soldier before. Soo maybe 33%
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-16 06:16:04 PM
SaprolingToken
2012-01-16 06:24:54 PM
*BREAKING NEWS*
Tim Tebow to join forces with Shawn Michaels, God, in a handicap match against the McMahon Family!
*END BREAKING NEWS*
Smiths
2012-01-16 06:29:26 PM
Fark all of you.
I'm TF apparently. No idea why. no one here had anything to do with it, did they?
anyway.. there are two things you all can do:
nothing
and
like it
/oh and no seizure gifs
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 06:31:24 PM
Smiths
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Fark all of you.
I'm TF apparently. No idea why. no one here had anything to do with it, did they?
anyway.. there are two things you all can do:
nothing
and
like it
/oh and no seizure gifs
Oh shiat. Smiths has TF! Run!
hobblekitty
2012-01-16 06:38:56 PM
S'up folks!
I have been trying to work on some new drawings for the fWc viewing enjoyment but I am kind of blocked. Germinating an idea or two at the moment... so we will see what happens. :-)
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-16 06:40:19 PM
Tonight we will see:
A surprise tag team run-in during the Primo/Epico vs Air Boom match
Funkasaurus will cut a jiving promo
Jeritroll will not speak again, but will work anger into his performance
Unnecessary video package recapping A Nightmare on Kane Street
An attempt to work last week's ref botch into an angle
Someone stupid announced for the HOF, ie someone like the Mountie or the Model
hobblekitty
2012-01-16 06:41:17 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
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[26.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
I should do a drawing of Brodus Clay totally pimped out with all the Divas as his hos, lol.
/not Kharma though, she is no one's biatch. ;-)
hobblekitty
2012-01-16 06:43:39 PM
Always remember and never forget...
SaprolingToken
2012-01-16 06:55:03 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
:
Tonight we will see:
A surprise tag team run-in during the Primo/Epico vs Air Boom match
Funkasaurus will cut a jiving promo
Jeritroll will not speak again, but will work anger into his performance
Unnecessary video package recapping A Nightmare on Kane Street
An attempt to work last week's ref botch into an angle
Someone stupid announced for the HOF, ie someone like the Mountie or the Model
Hey, Rick Martel, despite not being a world champion, is HOF material. He was a mid-to-upper midcarder for a long time, set a then RUMBLE record for time in ring (50+ min), and was part of some of the more memorable PPV matches (I didn't say best), including the blindfold match and the don't-hit-me-in-the-face match
Polartank13
2012-01-16 07:09:15 PM
SaprolingToken
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Tonight we will see:
A surprise tag team run-in during the Primo/Epico vs Air Boom match
Funkasaurus will cut a jiving promo
Jeritroll will not speak again, but will work anger into his performance
Unnecessary video package recapping A Nightmare on Kane Street
An attempt to work last week's ref botch into an angle
Someone stupid announced for the HOF, ie someone like the Mountie or the Model
Hey, Rick Martel, despite not being a world champion, is HOF material. He was a mid-to-upper midcarder for a long time, set a then RUMBLE record for time in ring (50+ min), and was part of some of the more memorable PPV matches (I didn't say best), including the blindfold match and the don't-hit-me-in-the-face match
Actually I think the next one being announced is Yokozuna. And I'm going to work on my signs tonite for the Vegas Smackdown tomorrow night.
"#ShutUpCole
and
"FWC 4 Life"
Any other suggestions, have at it.
/And I absolutely agree Martel should be in the HOF. Great guy. Met him at the FSW-CAC benefit show out here in Vegas last year. Him, Raven, Jake Roberts, Nick Bockwinkel, and Butcher Vachon all came down.
SaprolingToken
2012-01-16 07:20:30 PM
Yokozuna?! He was just another monster heel, face run was minor. Would prefer John Tenta. He had a longer career, and what 30-something doesn't remember the heartbreak as he crushed both Hogan and Damian?
hobblekitty
2012-01-16 07:20:55 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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No, the New Tag Team Champions bit isn't a spoiler, it's something even more rare...
Titles changing hands at a House Show. (new window)
I'm shocked this didn't happen earlier, since Wee Evan is on everyone's shiat lists.
I'm not a huge Kofi fan but it's too bad that he had to be a casualty of Evan Bourne's behavior.
HeartBurnKid
2012-01-16 07:34:31 PM
SaprolingToken
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Yokozuna?! He was just another monster heel, face run was minor. Would prefer John Tenta. He had a longer career, and what 30-something doesn't remember the heartbreak as he crushed both Hogan and Damian?
Oh wow. I remember that. I actually wrote Hulk a get-well letter (I was young, what can I say?). I remember he did an interview segment after he came back and talked about how he was going to "personally" reply to each and every letter -- and then I got a pre-printed postcard back, and I was PISSED.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-16 07:42:52 PM
HeartBurnKid
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SaprolingToken: Yokozuna?! He was just another monster heel, face run was minor. Would prefer John Tenta. He had a longer career, and what 30-something doesn't remember the heartbreak as he crushed both Hogan and Damian?
Oh wow. I remember that. I actually wrote Hulk a get-well letter (I was young, what can I say?). I remember he did an interview segment after he came back and talked about how he was going to "personally" reply to each and every letter -- and then I got a pre-printed postcard back, and I was PISSED.
Laughs at your childhood pain and grabs the ketchup
HeartBurnKid
2012-01-16 07:46:31 PM
hobblekitty
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FirstNationalBastard: No, the New Tag Team Champions bit isn't a spoiler, it's something even more rare...
Titles changing hands at a House Show. (new window)
I'm shocked this didn't happen earlier, since Wee Evan is on everyone's shiat lists.
I'm not a huge Kofi fan but it's too bad that he had to be a casualty of Evan Bourne's behavior.
Apparently it might not be that. Word is they're doing a rematch as the first match of tonight's show. So probably this was just to spice up the house show business.
Unless, of course, the match ends with Air Boom losing and Evan badly injured.
HeartBurnKid
2012-01-16 07:49:28 PM
Oh, and in more news: Kris Kristofferson's son announced at an APW show that he has signed a WWE developmental contract.
I just wanted to mention that so I had an excuse to say "Kris Kristofferson's son".
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 08:07:06 PM
What exactly did Bourne do this time?
I know the first time he was caught with the Spice with the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad R-Truth (man he crazy)
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 08:10:00 PM
HeartBurnKid
:
SaprolingToken: Yokozuna?! He was just another monster heel, face run was minor. Would prefer John Tenta. He had a longer career, and what 30-something doesn't remember the heartbreak as he crushed both Hogan and Damian?
Oh wow. I remember that. I actually wrote Hulk a get-well letter (I was young, what can I say?). I remember he did an interview segment after he came back and talked about how he was going to "personally" reply to each and every letter -- and then I got a pre-printed postcard back, and I was PISSED.
Did you wind up getting WWF Catalogs and such because of that?
Word has always had it that anyone who sent Hulk a get well card was put onto a WWF Mailing list.
FinFangFark
2012-01-16 08:14:11 PM
AHHHHH YEAH!!!
Let's get started!
FinFangFark
2012-01-16 08:15:22 PM
Twitch Boy
2012-01-16 08:15:41 PM
Please rise for the official anthem of the fWc.
(new window)
silgryphon
2012-01-16 08:16:10 PM
Wassup all!!!!!!
Broski pac representing
FinFangFark
2012-01-16 08:17:31 PM
HeartBurnKid
:
Oh, and in more news: Kris Kristofferson's son announced at an APW show that he has signed a WWE developmental contract.
I just wanted to mention that so I had an excuse to say "Kris Kristofferson's son".
He should team up with the faux Jamaican. Can you imaging the announcer?
"And the challengers, the duo of Kingston and Kristofferson!"
SharkTrager
2012-01-16 08:18:04 PM
Man, I remember when they'd regularly show highlights from house shows on the Saturday morning broadcast because things happened sometimes that mattered.
I also remember times there were continuity issues because the champ as far as TV was concerned was not the champ if you followed what happened at house shows, but without the Internet most people never knew about it.
MagSeven
2012-01-16 08:22:15 PM
Do house show really results count? I thought they just gauged crowd reaction at those, but kept the "official" changes for the television shows.
/Sin Cara Negro and fWc champ for about 2 more hours, checking in!
Smiths
2012-01-16 08:22:56 PM
GimpyNip
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Beware TFD. It's very easy to get a timeout there.
I've been TF'd at least 8 times or so... i don't care for it no need for it.
i was browsing one day and it said i was TF'd.. but not in the "sponsored" or "gifted" way...
it just was TF'd... and no e-mail or anything saying anything.
I think someone out there uses my GreaseMonkey script and just wanted me to update it for TF compatibility or something I dunno.
regardless, it's not worth any money whatsoever and I don't even browse TF.
FinFangFark
2012-01-16 08:22:58 PM
GimpyNip
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Is the Royal Rumble back down to 30 Superstars?
Yeah. Randy Orton was picked to win it this year, and they felt 40 duffel bags were just to exhausting for him.
silgryphon
2012-01-16 08:23:18 PM
Twitch Boy r
Please rise for the official anthem of the fWc. (new window
)
That is awesome
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-16 08:23:36 PM
SharkTrager
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Man, I remember when they'd regularly show highlights from house shows on the Saturday morning broadcast because things happened sometimes that mattered.
I also remember times there were continuity issues because the champ as far as TV was concerned was not the champ if you followed what happened at house shows, but without the Internet most people never knew about it.
The regional organizations would take the same damn match around the horn in the old territory days. Somebody loses a Loser Leaves Town match? He's losing that same match in every major town on the circuit before heading off to the next territory. Title changes? The champ is crowned anew in each town before it's official.
...don't know how they would have worked a haircut match, though.
tbaughm
2012-01-16 08:23:38 PM
Poor Kofi getting punished for Evan's heat...maybe Air Boom will split and Kofi can go after singles titles again...it's not like Vince has any respect for tag wrestling anymore.
Twitch Boy
2012-01-16 08:24:01 PM
GimpyNip
:
Is the Royal Rumble back down to 30 Superstars?
I believe it is.
SharkTrager
2012-01-16 08:28:14 PM
FirstNationalBastard
:
SharkTrager: Man, I remember when they'd regularly show highlights from house shows on the Saturday morning broadcast because things happened sometimes that mattered.
I also remember times there were continuity issues because the champ as far as TV was concerned was not the champ if you followed what happened at house shows, but without the Internet most people never knew about it.
The regional organizations would take the same damn match around the horn in the old territory days. Somebody loses a Loser Leaves Town match? He's losing that same match in every major town on the circuit before heading off to the next territory. Title changes? The champ is crowned anew in each town before it's official.
...don't know how they would have worked a haircut match, though.
Haircut matches were just for TV.
It is kind of funny thinking back to that period when Vince had taken the WWE national, but it was still primarily run like a regional show. There were times the WWE title changed hands and then back between airings and, as far as I can tell, none of it ever "officially" happened.
Dougie AXP
2012-01-16 08:28:43 PM
WHAT THE FARK DID EVAN "HIGHER THAN A GOD DAMN KITE" BOURNE DO THIS TIME?!
SharkTrager
2012-01-16 08:28:55 PM
tbaughm
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Poor Kofi getting punished for Evan's heat...maybe Air Boom will split and Kofi can go after singles titles again...it's not like Vince has any respect for tag wrestling anymore.
Kofi doesn't have the heat to be a singles champ. Hell, when was the last time he actually spoke on camera?
hundreddollarman
2012-01-16 08:29:32 PM
What's up, fWc? I'm checking in and getting Item No. 8 off the checklist.
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."
"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
tbaughm
2012-01-16 08:30:03 PM
SharkTrager
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tbaughm: Poor Kofi getting punished for Evan's heat...maybe Air Boom will split and Kofi can go after singles titles again...it's not like Vince has any respect for tag wrestling anymore.
Kofi doesn't have the heat to be a singles champ. Hell, when was the last time he actually spoke on camera?
It's too bad really...his promos when he was feuding with Orton weren't too bad.
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