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Man fighting with his wife throws cat at her. Wife ducks, cat sails out window, falling four stories and hitting neighbor on head, killing cat and leaving neighbor in critical condition. The Aristocats
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I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-16 09:06:07 AM
Cat on my head! Cat on my head!
doglover
2012-01-16 09:25:00 AM
Just shoot this guy. We don't need him.
cheap_thoughts
2012-01-16 09:39:39 AM
I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him. I dumped immediately.
ManateeGag
2012-01-16 09:55:01 AM
R.I.P. Aristocats
Roook
2012-01-16 10:34:00 AM
As god is my witness, I thought cats could fly
gopher321
2012-01-16 10:54:46 AM
Roook
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As god is my witness, I thought cats could fly
They're evolving.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-16 11:15:48 AM
cheap_thoughts
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I dumped immediately
cgraves67
2012-01-16 11:16:40 AM
Was Ben Stiller involved in some way?
The Onion is prophetic
2012-01-16 11:17:49 AM
I read that as 'throws car at her.' Made me wonder if the Hulk was getting involved in domestic disputes.
praxis44241
2012-01-16 11:19:14 AM
The world's widest avenue, and this poor woman still finds a way to cross at the wrong place and the wrong time.
/I bet the cat had it in for her. Cats are sneaky that way, you know...
rhiannon
2012-01-16 11:19:50 AM
Pretty sure I saw this on an episode of The Goodies.
DanZero
2012-01-16 11:20:43 AM
Absitively Posilutely!
/pic was already posted
Harry Freakstorm
2012-01-16 11:20:58 AM
The victim, a former opera singer named as Betty, also happens to be the couple's neighbor.
It aint over til the cat lady slings
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-16 11:21:22 AM
No screen on the window? Sounds like a nice place.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-16 11:22:37 AM
Death by Snu snu?
lasercannon
2012-01-16 11:22:46 AM
What a catastrophe!
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-16 11:24:06 AM
/impressed
SirTanon
2012-01-16 11:24:34 AM
Did anyone else see
This Link
to the side of this story? Whoah! So want
random_fool
2012-01-16 11:24:42 AM
doglover
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Just shoot this guy. We don't need him.
Pretty much this.
trappedspirit
2012-01-16 11:24:45 AM
This aristocrat joke keeps getting shorter and lamer.
Cat throw out window hits someone. The aristocrats!
One Bad Apple
2012-01-16 11:25:05 AM
Pffft amateur
Cat rage fist needs a lot more tape because of the hair.
VOCSL5
2012-01-16 11:25:45 AM
See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
Monkey MKIII
2012-01-16 11:26:28 AM
trappedspirit
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This aristocrat joke keeps getting shorter and lamer.
Cat throw out window hits someone. The aristocrats!
I would agree, except Subby's choice of spelling made me smirk.
/wish I could click a smart or funny button for headlines
braedan
2012-01-16 11:28:48 AM
This guys is a piece of shiat.
BurnShrike
2012-01-16 11:28:49 AM
SirTanon
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Did anyone else see This Link to the side of this story? Whoah! So want
That was on Fark last week (Friday I think?)
envirovore
2012-01-16 11:29:37 AM
I vote we throw this cockstain waste of life out a window as well.
FrancoFile
2012-01-16 11:29:51 AM
VOCSL5
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See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
Sit down, shut up, and re-read Isaac Newton.
runescorpio
2012-01-16 11:30:16 AM
Did the cat still land on its feet? Article unclear.
Craptastic
2012-01-16 11:30:21 AM
While I feel bad for the cat and sincerely hope that Betty makes a full recovery, I can't stop giggling when I picture this whole incident played out.
meoooooooooow!!! *doonk*
mexican bathtub cheese
2012-01-16 11:31:00 AM
Did it land on its feet?
DRTFA.
Farkin'round
2012-01-16 11:31:39 AM
Farking sick cat killer.
BronyMedic
2012-01-16 11:31:54 AM
Little Miss Rarity, is that you?
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-16 11:31:55 AM
VOCSL5
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See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
Also, they're sharp on five out of six sides.
medius
2012-01-16 11:33:03 AM
envirovore
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I vote we throw this cockstain waste of life out a window as well.
he already threw the cat out
medius
2012-01-16 11:33:38 AM
bring in the dog and throw out the cat
yakkity-yak
braedan
2012-01-16 11:33:44 AM
SirTanon
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Did anyone else see This Link to the side of this story? Whoah! So want
She was 18 when her first serious boyfriend noticed something was "different"
What the fark...I don't even...No, no - I can make this work.
capt.hollister
2012-01-16 11:34:09 AM
praxis44241
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The world's widest avenue, and this poor woman still finds a way to cross at the wrong place and the wrong time.
/I bet the cat had it in for her. Cats are sneaky that way, you know...
I don't think that it's meant to be a pic of the actual location of the incident. We have an event that took place in Buenos Aires so we show a file picture of Buenos Aires which happens to show the world's widest avenue. It's the same thing with Vegas: every little thing that happens there is always illustrated with a pic of the Strip
/cats can afford to be sneaky with their murder/suicide plots, what with their 9 lives and all.
Jacobin
2012-01-16 11:34:33 AM
A cat couldn't survive a fall out of a four story building? The opera singer must have had some long hat pins the cat landed on, or that pussy is a real pussy.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-01-16 11:35:05 AM
How is someone in critical condition from getting hit with a soft fluffy object, even if it is from 50'? Hurt, yes. Critical?
Oh, she's 85.
Nevermind.
rebelyell2006
2012-01-16 11:35:55 AM
cheap_thoughts
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I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him.
I don't blame him for doing that.
zvoidx
2012-01-16 11:37:32 AM
A-wrist-throw-cat
Life_is_a_carnivore
2012-01-16 11:37:45 AM
Worst. Caturday. Ever.
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-16 11:38:13 AM
cheap_thoughts
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I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him.
I dumped immediately
.
The cat or the boyfriend?
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2012-01-16 11:39:24 AM
VOCSL5
See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violently twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
This made me laugh way too much.
VOCSL5
2012-01-16 11:40:48 AM
FrancoFile
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VOCSL5: See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
Sit down, shut up, and re-read Isaac Newton.
But why when Fritjof Capra kinda already addressed this?
Alleyoop
2012-01-16 11:40:50 AM
Hellooooo ladies! Guess who's back on the market!
kettir
2012-01-16 11:42:14 AM
one of my Exes kicked my cat just for meowing when he was angry at me (the Ex was angry, not the cat, you jokers.). The Ex went to the curb.
TheHumanCannonball
2012-01-16 11:44:52 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs
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No screen on the window? Sounds like a nice place.
Most of the world's homes don't have screens on their windows.
Bugsi
2012-01-16 11:44:54 AM
cheap_thoughts
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I dumped immediately.
I can't say my first reaction would be to take a dump, but whatever works for you.
FuturePastNow
2012-01-16 11:45:54 AM
Jacobin
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A cat couldn't survive a fall out of a four story building? The opera singer must have had some long hat pins the cat landed on, or that pussy is a real pussy.
Just roughly guessing on how high four stories are, that cat would have hit the ground- or granny's head- at upwards of 20MPH. That probably results in a dead cat more often than not.
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