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(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Man fighting with his wife throws cat at her. Wife ducks, cat sails out window, falling four stories and hitting neighbor on head, killing cat and leaving neighbor in critical condition. The Aristocats   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 164
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2012-01-16 09:06:07 AM
Cat on my head! Cat on my head!
 
2012-01-16 09:25:00 AM
Just shoot this guy. We don't need him.
 
2012-01-16 09:39:39 AM
I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him. I dumped immediately.
 
2012-01-16 09:55:01 AM
disney-clipart.com

R.I.P. Aristocats
 
2012-01-16 10:34:00 AM
As god is my witness, I thought cats could fly
 
2012-01-16 10:54:46 AM
Roook: As god is my witness, I thought cats could fly

www.mojoimage.com


They're evolving.
 
2012-01-16 11:15:48 AM
cheap_thoughts:

I dumped immediately

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2012-01-16 11:16:40 AM
Was Ben Stiller involved in some way?
 
2012-01-16 11:17:49 AM
I read that as 'throws car at her.' Made me wonder if the Hulk was getting involved in domestic disputes.
 
2012-01-16 11:19:14 AM
The world's widest avenue, and this poor woman still finds a way to cross at the wrong place and the wrong time.

/I bet the cat had it in for her. Cats are sneaky that way, you know...
 
2012-01-16 11:19:50 AM
Pretty sure I saw this on an episode of The Goodies.
 
2012-01-16 11:20:43 AM
Absitively Posilutely!

/pic was already posted
 
2012-01-16 11:20:58 AM
The victim, a former opera singer named as Betty, also happens to be the couple's neighbor.

It aint over til the cat lady slings
 
2012-01-16 11:21:22 AM
No screen on the window? Sounds like a nice place.
 
2012-01-16 11:22:37 AM
Death by Snu snu?
 
2012-01-16 11:22:46 AM
What a catastrophe!
 
2012-01-16 11:24:06 AM
/impressed
 
2012-01-16 11:24:34 AM
Did anyone else see This Link to the side of this story? Whoah! So want
 
2012-01-16 11:24:42 AM
doglover: Just shoot this guy. We don't need him.

Pretty much this.
 
2012-01-16 11:24:45 AM
This aristocrat joke keeps getting shorter and lamer.

Cat throw out window hits someone. The aristocrats!
 
2012-01-16 11:25:05 AM
memedepot.com


Pffft amateur

Cat rage fist needs a lot more tape because of the hair.
 
2012-01-16 11:25:45 AM
See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.
 
2012-01-16 11:26:28 AM
trappedspirit: This aristocrat joke keeps getting shorter and lamer.

Cat throw out window hits someone. The aristocrats!


I would agree, except Subby's choice of spelling made me smirk.

/wish I could click a smart or funny button for headlines
 
2012-01-16 11:28:48 AM
This guys is a piece of shiat.
 
2012-01-16 11:28:49 AM
SirTanon: Did anyone else see This Link to the side of this story? Whoah! So want

That was on Fark last week (Friday I think?)
 
2012-01-16 11:29:37 AM
I vote we throw this cockstain waste of life out a window as well.
 
2012-01-16 11:29:51 AM
VOCSL5: See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.

Sit down, shut up, and re-read Isaac Newton.
 
2012-01-16 11:30:16 AM
Did the cat still land on its feet? Article unclear.
 
2012-01-16 11:30:21 AM
While I feel bad for the cat and sincerely hope that Betty makes a full recovery, I can't stop giggling when I picture this whole incident played out.

meoooooooooow!!! *doonk*
 
2012-01-16 11:31:00 AM
Did it land on its feet?

DRTFA.
 
2012-01-16 11:31:39 AM
Farking sick cat killer.
 
2012-01-16 11:31:54 AM
Little Miss Rarity, is that you?
 
2012-01-16 11:31:55 AM
VOCSL5: See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.

Also, they're sharp on five out of six sides.
 
2012-01-16 11:33:03 AM
envirovore: I vote we throw this cockstain waste of life out a window as well.

he already threw the cat out
 
2012-01-16 11:33:38 AM
bring in the dog and throw out the cat

yakkity-yak
 
2012-01-16 11:33:44 AM
SirTanon: Did anyone else see This Link to the side of this story? Whoah! So want

She was 18 when her first serious boyfriend noticed something was "different"


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What the fark...I don't even...No, no - I can make this work.
 
2012-01-16 11:34:09 AM
praxis44241: The world's widest avenue, and this poor woman still finds a way to cross at the wrong place and the wrong time.

/I bet the cat had it in for her. Cats are sneaky that way, you know...


I don't think that it's meant to be a pic of the actual location of the incident. We have an event that took place in Buenos Aires so we show a file picture of Buenos Aires which happens to show the world's widest avenue. It's the same thing with Vegas: every little thing that happens there is always illustrated with a pic of the Strip

/cats can afford to be sneaky with their murder/suicide plots, what with their 9 lives and all.
 
2012-01-16 11:34:33 AM
A cat couldn't survive a fall out of a four story building? The opera singer must have had some long hat pins the cat landed on, or that pussy is a real pussy.
 
2012-01-16 11:35:05 AM
How is someone in critical condition from getting hit with a soft fluffy object, even if it is from 50'? Hurt, yes. Critical?
Oh, she's 85.

Nevermind.
 
2012-01-16 11:35:55 AM
cheap_thoughts: I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him.

I don't blame him for doing that.
 
2012-01-16 11:37:32 AM
A-wrist-throw-cat
 
2012-01-16 11:37:45 AM
Worst. Caturday. Ever.
 
2012-01-16 11:38:13 AM
cheap_thoughts: I had a boyfriend that threw my cat (when it was a kitteh) across the room when it supposedly scratched him. I dumped immediately.

The cat or the boyfriend?
 
2012-01-16 11:39:24 AM
VOCSL5
See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violently twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.

This made me laugh way too much.
 
2012-01-16 11:40:48 AM
FrancoFile: VOCSL5: See, the thing about cats is that once they're airbone, they can violantly twist all over the place - wildly changing their original trajectory.

Sit down, shut up, and re-read Isaac Newton.


But why when Fritjof Capra kinda already addressed this?
 
2012-01-16 11:40:50 AM
Hellooooo ladies! Guess who's back on the market!

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2012-01-16 11:42:14 AM
one of my Exes kicked my cat just for meowing when he was angry at me (the Ex was angry, not the cat, you jokers.). The Ex went to the curb.
 
2012-01-16 11:44:52 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs: No screen on the window? Sounds like a nice place.

Most of the world's homes don't have screens on their windows.
 
2012-01-16 11:44:54 AM
cheap_thoughts: I dumped immediately.

I can't say my first reaction would be to take a dump, but whatever works for you.
 
2012-01-16 11:45:54 AM
Jacobin: A cat couldn't survive a fall out of a four story building? The opera singer must have had some long hat pins the cat landed on, or that pussy is a real pussy.

Just roughly guessing on how high four stories are, that cat would have hit the ground- or granny's head- at upwards of 20MPH. That probably results in a dead cat more often than not.
 
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