Once you have $7.5 mil the chicks don't care how long it is.

cgraves67: Once you have $7.5 mil the chicks don't care how long it is.

this.

the van's driver, Pedro Flores Miramontes, was a non-U.S. citizen who had an expired driver's license and had never been trained as a shuttle driver.

Wah wah wah waaaahhh.

EvilEgg: I suppose that the two chicks don't care how long your penis is. So I guess this is a win.


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TFA headline: Well, that's a little excessive.

TFA: Van turned left in front of motorcyclist? Fark them. $7.5M isn't half the penalty they deserve. Look where you're f'ing going, you damn coffin drivers.

Hell....if they took an inch and an half off of my penis, I'd have a scar on my butt.

Coming soon to the California State Assembly:
The new Two-Helmet-Required Motorcycle Regulation

FTA:
a crushing injury to his penis and damage to the nerve and arteries of the penis.

OUCH! I think mine just crawled up in my stomach.

Subby left out that there are a lot of 'pitchers' explaining the accident and anatomy and stuff.

They had to remove seven inches from mine, because the lady said it had to be ten inches long.

Another piece of quality proofreading from the DM:


A9P0YR Red motorcycle motorbike bike Isolated over white cutout

A9P0YR Red motorcycle motorbike bike Isolated over white cutout

hillary: Didn't RTFA, but guessing: HP printer ink?

Pfft, that's almost Big Dig prices.

I'd imagine that the $7.5 million is still of little solace to the guy. I can't know what it's like for him exactly cause I've never had an accident that shortened my penis by 1.5 inches. But I do have a medical condition that affects it in other ways. And I can tell you now that no amount of money would really make me feel better about it (Well, maybe if we were talking something like $100 million and upwards). It makes you feel like less of a man and it affects your self esteem a lot.

If I were in this guys situation I think I'd feel pretty crap.

He can still use his tongue can't he?

ChubbyTiger: TFA headline: Well, that's a little excessive.

TFA: Van turned left in front of motorcyclist? Fark them. $7.5M isn't half the penalty they deserve. Look where you're f'ing going, you damn coffin drivers.

Prototypical motorcycle accident.

We have our lights on 24hrs. We are directly ahead of them. They still refuse to see us or pay attention to our presence. Damn incompentent drivers.

staplermofo: It's only a matter of time before they start stealing our boobies and sending them back home to their incredibly busty meteorologists.


It has begun

When you are driving riding a red not-cyan motorcycle motorbike bike while playing with your penis cock dick johnson penis, what do you expect predict will happen occur?

hillary: Didn't RTFA, but guessing: HP printer ink?

Close enough.

A9P0YR Red motorcycle motorbike bike Isolated over white cutout

/let's get this meme rollin!

I would have went with: "What a A9P0YR Red motorcycle motorbike bike Isolated over white cutout might look like"

My god! My penis is worth over $30 million dollars! I had no idea. My penis is worth more than the rest of me, apparently. This could make for a great movie: "It's a Wonderful Penis."

"Why, George Bailey, your penis is worth more than you are!"
"I wish I'd never been born with a penis!"
"Alright, George, you've got your wish--you never had a penis."
George runs out of the warming house, and can't see where he wrote his name in the snow anymore. "You never wrote your name, George, because your penis wasn't there to do it for you."

/penis

Hey, look! There's a way for Favre to snag another $12 million!

It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you write your name.

..so I've been told...

So mine's worth $55 million? Sweet!

well I bet it was only 1 inch to begin with.

I bet he wrties a book and becomes famous... the book's title? IT'S NOT IN YET.

I bet it is really a hard book to find because if you ask about the book about the man with the small penis, the clerk at B and N is going to say, "Oh, IT's NOT IN YEt." at which point you say, thanks, I'll check back tomorrow.

He probably will be able to buy a bigger motorbike and lose even more.

I bet he changes his name to Horse Dick MPEG........

Gives all new meaning to the term 6 inches.......

homeschooled: I would marry someone with a tiny penis if they used that $7.5 million to buy a nice beach house.

Damn it - so close! A big penis and a nice beach house. Oh well.

(Sobs.)

/no $7.5 mil, though. I'll stick with the hand I was dealt.

austin_millbarge: EvilEgg: I suppose that the two chicks don't care how long your penis is. So I guess this is a win.

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15 chicks, thank you very much.

Where's Dirk the Daring? We're going to need an inflatable pool and a cameraman.

This is why I always tuck my penis into my seat belt. I don't want that thing flopping around in the event of an accident.

$40 Million penis here

"The jury heard that the van turned left in front of Mr Wall who was unable to avoid the collision"

That right there is what gets a lot of riders hurt or killed. Cagers not paying attention.


"A spokesman with the defending automotive group says they plan to appeal the verdict"

On what grounds? They have an illegal that they allowed to drive a shuttlebus with no training for doing so on a license that was expired and made a careless move that seriously injured and could have killed a motorcyclist. What defense could they possibly have against the verdict?

Not enough assets to pay the judgement without going bankrupt? That's their problem. They should have thought of that before hiring an illegal that they allowed to drive a shuttlebus with no training for doing so on a license that was expired and made a careless move that seriously injured and could have killed a motorcyclist.

homeschooled: I would marry someone with a tiny penis if they used that $7.5 million to buy a nice beach house.

as long as they also hired a pool boy?

// Well, not in cash, anyway...

He drove a motorcycle so he probably had plenty to spare.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf:
"A spokesman with the defending automotive group says they plan to appeal the verdict"

On what grounds?

Perhaps they are going to claim the penis was already broken?

Skwrl: I'll stick with the hand I was dealt.

Too easy.

MemeSlave: the van's driver, Pedro Flores Miramontes, was a non-U.S. citizen who had an expired driver's license and had never been trained as a shuttle driver.

I has the sad....and mad

If only it was detachable, he could have kept it in his saddle bag.