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You think you have it bad? You probably didn't spend $240,000 to see the Packers lose this weekend
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tdpatriots12
2012-01-16 08:59:26 AM
If I could afford a trip like that... I'd still rather be that guy than see my team advance in the playoffs.
hosalabad
2012-01-16 08:59:26 AM
It costs the same if they win. I can't seem to feel bad for the guy.
xtragrind
2012-01-16 08:59:51 AM
Reading the article, 240k to this guy is like a grand to the rest of us. Still stings but no big deal.
rjakobi
2012-01-16 09:00:21 AM
$240,000 and the guy can't afford to take his wife with him?
jayhawk88
2012-01-16 09:03:58 AM
Wow. Is this a sign things are about to turn drastically in this country? When NFL.com is comfortable putting up a story making fun of this dude who was willing to drop that kind of money to see a game? Down to calling him a "1 percenter"?
I mean sure the Post is going to do this kind of thing, but I can't believe the league-run website is OK with it.
steamingpile
2012-01-16 09:05:01 AM
Sounds like he just had a great trip, you forget about your team getting spanked after another lobster and pinching of the waitresses ass.
Peter_Veal
2012-01-16 09:05:40 AM
And you know what? He'll probably do it next year to whatever hot team has all the bandwagon jumpers.
/glad they lost in a way, perhaps ticket prices and merch will become more reasonable again
Nuclear Pancake
2012-01-16 09:07:57 AM
I'm not a big football person, but it still sounds like one hell of a awesome trip anyway. Not like you just "lost" all that money on anything. I don't get why this is even newsworthy beyond the point someone spent that much on a road trip.
/It's not even an asinine amount of money for a 1%er, people spend oodles more then that on more ridiculous things.
LoneDoggie
2012-01-16 09:19:31 AM
100 gallons of beer = 1,000 beers / 6 people = 166 beers each = 1 beer every 6 minutes (at 60mph).
Whar leftover beer, whar?
doglover
2012-01-16 09:22:27 AM
The only thing I don't get is "Kobe Beef Burgers"
Kobe beef, it is actually Kobe Beef and not just American cows with the Japanese DNA, is flavored ENTIRELY by the texture. It's like otoro, or fatty tuna in English, only it's made of cow.
Grinding it up would spoil pretty much EVERYTHING good about it. It would be like shredding the Mona Lisa into recycled paper and letting a third grader doodle on it.
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-16 09:23:59 AM
» 1,086 miles to travel in a 70-foot RV
» 2 waitresses
» 3 TVs
» 26 bottles of champagne
» 65 Kobe beef burgers
» 100 gallons of beer
» 150 pounds of prime beef
» 10 live lobsters
» 6 seats on the 50-yard line
Sounds like 240,000 for a large party getaway for the whole weekend. Extravagant, but not nearly as insane as the article suggests.
Dear Jerk
2012-01-16 09:31:29 AM
The Wall Street way of thinking - I want this to send an unmistakable 'fark you' to every other fan attending the game.
stevie1der
2012-01-16 09:33:06 AM
doglover
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The only thing I don't get is "Kobe Beef Burgers"
Kobe beef, it is actually Kobe Beef and not just American cows with the Japanese DNA, is flavored ENTIRELY by the texture. It's like otoro, or fatty tuna in English, only it's made of cow.
Grinding it up would spoil pretty much EVERYTHING good about it. It would be like shredding the Mona Lisa into recycled paper and letting a third grader doodle on it.
Totally, I prefer my Kobe beef steaks unsullied by the grinder, and instead cooked to a nice lean well-done with plenty of A1 on top. Yum!
e5wsf
2012-01-16 09:36:36 AM
Waitresses? LOL
Probably got them from that waitress supply company Scores.
doglover
2012-01-16 09:37:58 AM
stevie1der
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Totally, I prefer my Kobe beef steaks unsullied by the grinder,
It's not a matter of the grinder sullying them. Kobe beef is delicately marbled by massage and beer. It's an exquisite pink color when you're more than 3 feet away and I have yet to fail to read the bottom row in a vision test. It's really special.
But when you take a grinder to it... the result will be pretty much the ruination of anything special about it and you'll be left with something indistinguishable from the bargain basement ground chuck at Walmart.
And wagyu? Don't pay extra for that. It's just a bullshiat marketing term.
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
2012-01-16 09:38:22 AM
I'm just trying to picture any other business that would rip on a customer, on their official website, for dropping that much on their product.
funktilious_j
2012-01-16 09:40:30 AM
What I cannot figure out is why he needed 65 Kobe Burgers, 150 lbs of prime beef, 3 or 4 kegs, 26 bottles of champagne. It was him and 5 friends. 6 people.
This guy is a snapshot of the shiat that is wrong with this country.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-16 09:44:22 AM
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
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I'm just trying to picture any other business that would rip on a customer, on their official website, for dropping that much on their product.
The guy bought tickets and whatever else he actually got during the game.
Everything else was not spent on the NFL best I can tell.
Bo Giggity
2012-01-16 09:56:13 AM
Obviously, not paying his
fair share
skinink
2012-01-16 10:02:04 AM
Why is the article writer so bitter about how that guy spent his own money? So he didn't give it to a charity instead. Big deal. Can the writer tell us how he spends his money?
Dogfacedgod
2012-01-16 10:08:09 AM
Go Rich People!
PluckYew
2012-01-16 10:08:44 AM
They probably talked
some
business so he can write off a portion.
rhino33
2012-01-16 10:13:16 AM
wow. i could do that same trip for under $5000. rv rental, gas, steaks, and $9.00/bottle champagne. split amongst the group - $950 a piece. still not worth it.
DubyaHater
2012-01-16 10:13:20 AM
Riiiiight......"waitresses".
/Don't care how much the guy spent
//giving him props for stimulating his package
Tom_Slick
2012-01-16 10:16:50 AM
rjakobi
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$240,000 and the guy can't afford to take his wife with him?
Having that much money means you don't have to take your wife with you.
DeltaPunch
2012-01-16 10:17:24 AM
I don't understand why they're ragging on him. I mean, it's not like he would have been reimbursed if the Packers had won, right?
Adolf Oliver Nipples
2012-01-16 10:19:28 AM
rjakobi
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$240,000 and the guy can't afford to take his wife with him?
Take his wife? To a football game? You're obviously not married. All she'll do is step in front of the game when something big happens or decide that the stadium is a great place to air prior grievances, just like she does at home. You do not take your wife to the game. You just don't.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-16 10:23:24 AM
Adolf Oliver Nipples
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rjakobi: $240,000 and the guy can't afford to take his wife with him?
Take his wife? To a football game? You're obviously not married. All she'll do is step in front of the game when something big happens or decide that the stadium is a great place to air prior grievances, just like she does at home. You do not take your wife to the game. You just don't.
My wife rocks. She's tons of fun to take to games.
Donnchadha
2012-01-16 10:23:40 AM
stevie1der
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doglover: The only thing I don't get is "Kobe Beef Burgers"
Kobe beef, it is actually Kobe Beef and not just American cows with the Japanese DNA, is flavored ENTIRELY by the texture. It's like otoro, or fatty tuna in English, only it's made of cow.
Grinding it up would spoil pretty much EVERYTHING good about it. It would be like shredding the Mona Lisa into recycled paper and letting a third grader doodle on it.
Totally, I prefer my Kobe beef steaks unsullied by the grinder, and instead cooked to a nice lean well-done with plenty of A1 on top. Yum!
And you know what goes great with that? A nice glass of Glenfiddich and Mountain Dew.
Harv72b
2012-01-16 10:23:44 AM
jayhawk88
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Wow. Is this a sign things are about to turn drastically in this country? When NFL.com is comfortable putting up a story making fun of this dude who was willing to drop that kind of money to see a game? Down to calling him a "1 percenter"?
I mean sure the Post is going to do this kind of thing, but I can't believe the league-run website is OK with it.
The NFL didn't get 1 penny more from him than they did from anyone else who bought 6 choice tickets to the game. On the other hand, if this article increases traffic to their site (which it probably will, given that Fark is likely not the only aggregator that will pick it up), they did.
Fubegra
2012-01-16 10:24:37 AM
Maybe I'm imagining things, but I can't help to think that the most expensive part of the trip was the six seats on the 50-yard line.
Still, I'm filing that under "people it's hard to feel sorry for."
LesserEvil
2012-01-16 10:30:58 AM
funktilious_j
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What I cannot figure out is why he needed 65 Kobe Burgers, 150 lbs of prime beef, 3 or 4 kegs, 26 bottles of champagne. It was him and 5 friends. 6 people.
This guy is a snapshot of the shiat that is wrong with this country.
Would you rather he sat on the money?
I'd rather see people who have large amounts of money SPEND IT, and get it back into the economy.
What is actually wrong with this country is that it's harder for an Average Joe to become successful, and that some people makes wads of cash for seemingly little actual input.
Prying it out of their hands, and keeping most of it here in the US is a good thing, though, no matter how "excessive" it might seem.
wildcardjack
2012-01-16 10:34:58 AM
He certainly didn't hurt the economy on this trip.
For most Americans, if you said "You have to spend $250k on a party for 6 people" You'd simply have a blank stare. How the hell do you spend that much money on a party?
That being said, spending money on experiences rather than possessions has been shown to make people happier.
/A happy 1%er might actually create jobs rather than export them
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-16 10:38:07 AM
rjakobi
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$240,000 and the guy can't afford to take his wife with him?
My wife would be mad that it wasn't a Steelers game. But then that nightmare of having to deal with a restraining order from Polamalu might happen.
/best part? She's from Baltimore, and she's a die-hard Steelers fan
OLD FARTK
2012-01-16 10:47:35 AM
What's that puking and gagging sound I hear?LOL
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2012-01-16 10:49:21 AM
I'm not gonna draw the line on what is and isn't spending too much to go see a sports event, but...
Adding insult to injury, the Packers didn't even play well, they choked.
At least Packers fans can still say that their boys made it as far as they did
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-16 11:03:19 AM
The only problem with this is that I wasn't on that bus. And yes the kobe beef burgers sound excessive but I am assuming that whoever prepped them put some kick ass seasoning in them.
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-16 11:09:12 AM
funktilious_j
:
What I cannot figure out is why he needed 65 Kobe Burgers, 150 lbs of prime beef, 3 or 4 kegs, 26 bottles of champagne. It was him and 5 friends. 6 people.
This guy is a snapshot of the shiat that is wrong with this country.
You have to feed the hookers, too, when you keep them for the whole weekend.
WhiskeySticks
2012-01-16 11:10:36 AM
30 pack of Milwaukee's best and a couple boxes of White Castle frozen cheese burgers. That's how I roll.
Dawg47
2012-01-16 11:12:21 AM
Even seeing all of that, I don't see how it adds to $240k
LesserEvil
2012-01-16 11:22:40 AM
Dawg47
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Even seeing all of that, I don't see how it adds to $240k
Maybe he bought the motor home for the trip? I'm sure the tickets also cost a bit.
It comes out to $30k per person... figure at least $10k each for the tickets, maybe more to get them in one contiguous set of seats at the 50 yard line.
Senor Spielbergo
2012-01-16 11:28:14 AM
This guy "has it bad," eh?
Sure....... sure he does, subby.
Dawg47
2012-01-16 11:29:05 AM
LesserEvil
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Dawg47: Even seeing all of that, I don't see how it adds to $240k
Maybe he bought the motor home for the trip? I'm sure the tickets also cost a bit.
It comes out to $30k per person... figure at least $10k each for the tickets, maybe more to get them in one contiguous set of seats at the 50 yard line.
40k/person, isn't it? And I wasn't banking on the tix being quite that expensive, but the "seats together" thing is a great point.
Yankees Team Gynecologist
2012-01-16 11:29:10 AM
tdpatriots12
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If I could afford a trip like that... I'd still rather be that guy than see my team advance in the playoffs.
THIS
I'll switch to being a lifelong Bills fan in exchange for that guy's bank account.
Fark Dupp
2012-01-16 11:32:44 AM
Meh. He can write it off as a business expense.
Senor Spielbergo
2012-01-16 11:33:08 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
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I'm not gonna draw the line on what is and isn't spending too much to go see a sports event, but...
Adding insult to injury, the Packers didn't even play well, they choked.
At least Packers fans can still say that their boys made it as far as they did
First NFL team in history to win 15 or more games in a regular season and lose their first playoff game.
/Granted, only 5 teams total have won 15 or more regular season games.
//Two won the SB, two others lost the conference championship game.
///and then the Packers, who won jack sh*t
Harv72b
2012-01-16 11:34:33 AM
LesserEvil
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Dawg47: Even seeing all of that, I don't see how it adds to $240k
Maybe he bought the motor home for the trip? I'm sure the tickets also cost a bit.
It comes out to
$30k
$40k
per person... figure at least $10k each for the tickets, maybe more to get them in one contiguous set of seats at the 50 yard line.
It's too early for math, I know.
As far as the ticket prices go, $10k seems quite high for a divisional playoff game. I'd guess that he had some contact somewhere who hooked him up...even at 10k each, that leaves $180k on food/entertainment/transportation. Not ungodly, but definitely high.
For all of y'all saying "he can spend his money however he wants", you're missing the point. He not only spent all that money to see his team lose, he did it with 5 Giants fans and at the cost of missing his 28th anniversary. If you resent his having that much money to burn, it's poetic justice. If you don't, it's still a pretty damned epic fail.
KingVJ
2012-01-16 11:35:03 AM
$240.000 & he didn't even have a
real
drink.
LesserEvil
2012-01-16 11:39:34 AM
Dawg47
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LesserEvil: Dawg47: Even seeing all of that, I don't see how it adds to $240k
Maybe he bought the motor home for the trip? I'm sure the tickets also cost a bit.
It comes out to $30k per person... figure at least $10k each for the tickets, maybe more to get them in one contiguous set of seats at the 50 yard line.
40k/person, isn't it? And I wasn't banking on the tix being quite that expensive, but the "seats together" thing is a great point.
Yeah, my math isn't too good this morning for some reason. I guess I was including the two "waitresses"
Lando Lincoln
2012-01-16 11:44:33 AM
jayhawk88
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Wow. Is this a sign things are about to turn drastically in this country? When NFL.com is comfortable putting up a story making fun of this dude who was willing to drop that kind of money to see a game? Down to calling him a "1 percenter"?
Were they wrong? People that make over 380k a year are part of the 1%, and this guy just dropped 240k on a road trip.
He's probably part of the "tenth of a percent" club.
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