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(The New York Times) Followup Capsized cruise ship company throws the captain overboard   (nytimes.com) divider line 263
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2012-01-16 09:38:21 AM
Sea Org?
 
2012-01-16 09:39:35 AM
That reminds me--I've got to get my cap sized.
 
2012-01-16 09:40:13 AM
First rule of the sea: If you hit something it is your fault. Even if Colregs say you're not at fault, some executive officer with a clean safety is going to get your job.

Abandoning ship and getting arrested by the police are just the icing on the cake. Actually the guy did Carnival a favor in that everyone will rush off to demonize this guy and no one will ask why the entire bridge crew of the cruise ship decided to override the preset course (and why no one from the HQ called the ship up during the 2.5 hours they were supposedly off course to yell at them to get back on course).
 
2012-01-16 09:40:37 AM
The cruise ship company capsized?
 
2012-01-16 09:41:34 AM
Obvious tag in a lifeboat?
 
2012-01-16 09:42:14 AM
Anyone can tell it was his farkup just by looking at the wreck location - a ship that big shouldn't pass within a thousand feet of the shoreline, it sure as hell shouldn't be about a quarter of that away.
 
2012-01-16 09:45:48 AM
Gunther: Anyone can tell it was his farkup just by looking at the wreck location - a ship that big shouldn't pass within a thousand feet of the shoreline, it sure as hell shouldn't be about a quarter of that away.

OTOH, being that close allowed a lot of the survivors to swim ashore. Imagine if he had been miles out to sea. The fact that he wouldn't have sunk is irrelevant. They wouldn't have been able to swim to shore. or something.

Carnival is naturally going to cover their behind. Just like Exon with the Valdez.
 
2012-01-16 09:47:27 AM
The captain goes down with the ship. Period. Every single person on that boat is his responsibility. The only thing that could have possibly saved his arse is if he were STILL on board right now helping look for people until every single person had been accounted for.

There is no excuse, ever, for a captain to leave a ship without accounting for EVERY single person on board, or being lawfully relieved.

Although almost never practiced in modern times, a captain still has the authority to execute someone for mutiny on the high seas. He is the last of the absolute monarchs, But with that great power comes great responsibility, the first of which is the safety and security of the passengers and crew. He has failed in this, not necessarily by wrecking the boat (it may have been a navigational or mechanical failure which actually caused the wreck) but by abandoning his post.

Were this a military boat, in many countries he would face execution.
 
2012-01-16 09:48:25 AM
Serves the company right. Cruise ship captains and senior officers should be either British, Dutch, or German!
 
2012-01-16 09:50:15 AM
Now if we can just figure out a way to equate corporations with cruise liners. I find this 'captain goes down with the ship' notion an interesting one.
 
2012-01-16 09:50:29 AM
Pointy Tail of Satan: Serves the company right. Cruise ship captains and senior officers should be either British, Dutch, or German!

FARK GERMANS ON CRUISE SHIPS!!!!
 
2012-01-16 09:53:21 AM
He should be gotten rid of. It was a titanic mistake.

/I know it was a horrible joke. I just type stuff because I need lots of attention.
 
2012-01-16 09:53:26 AM
images.wikia.com

I unfortunately may have killed 5 people, but I don't apologize for taking a route with some chest hair.
 
2012-01-16 09:54:07 AM
ox45tallboy: There is no excuse, ever, for a captain to leave a ship without accounting for EVERY single person on board, or being lawfully relieved.

Considering that nobody seems able to say exactly how many people were on board, that's a difficult test to meet.

He certainly shouldn't have been off mid-way through the evacuation.

/am being unlawfully relieved at the moment so really getting a kick etc.
 
2012-01-16 09:54:27 AM
Why Italians make bad cruise ship captains.

Is everything to do with that country backasswards?
 
2012-01-16 09:56:06 AM
Disapproves of Captain leaving his ship.


www.titanicbranson.com
 
2012-01-16 09:56:21 AM
ox45tallboy: The captain goes down with the ship. Period. Every single person on that boat is his responsibility. The only thing that could have possibly saved his arse is if he were STILL on board right now helping look for people until every single person had been accounted for.

Not if the captain in question is this guy:

media.avclub.com
 
2012-01-16 09:56:46 AM
I read a report earlier today that suggested the Captain may have taken the ship that close to the shore so that he could, and I quote, "Salute a friend of his on the island".

If this is true it would be absolutely mindboggling.
 
2012-01-16 09:56:48 AM
When you follow the same course 52 times a year, why would you even notably change your course from one trip to the next?
 
2012-01-16 09:57:24 AM
ox45tallboy: Pointy Tail of Satan: Serves the company right. Cruise ship captains and senior officers should be either British, Dutch, or German!

FARK GERMANS ON CRUISE SHIPS!!!!


So youre telling us to have lots of hot and nasty teutonic love on vacation? i think i can get behind this statement. and a few nice german girls.
 
2012-01-16 09:58:56 AM
Pert: ox45tallboy: There is no excuse, ever, for a captain to leave a ship without accounting for EVERY single person on board, or being lawfully relieved.

Considering that nobody seems able to say exactly how many people were on board, that's a difficult test to meet.

He certainly shouldn't have been off mid-way through the evacuation.

/am being unlawfully relieved at the moment so really getting a kick etc.


I'm about to do some unlawful relieving myself, in the bushes outside.
 
2012-01-16 10:00:13 AM
a6.typepad.com

looks like he's not getting closer to his home
 
2012-01-16 10:00:22 AM
Mr. Right: OTOH, being that close allowed a lot of the survivors to swim ashore. Imagine if he had been miles out to sea. The fact that he wouldn't have sunk is irrelevant. They wouldn't have been able to swim to shore. or something.

www.pikabit.net

Are you somehow thinking that the passengers were wanting to swim ashore from a perfectly fine ship?
 
2012-01-16 10:00:36 AM
Took a Carnival cruise over Christmas with an Italian captain. Will never cruise Carnival again, for various reasons. Had decided this before the grounding happened.
 
2012-01-16 10:00:37 AM
the ship did not capsize. the ship did not capsize!
I'm getting so sick of reading this completely incorrect verb!
 
2012-01-16 10:02:39 AM
mr_fulano: Took a Carnival cruise over Christmas with an Italian captain. Will never cruise Carnival again, for various reasons. Had decided this before the grounding happened.

What did you experience on your cruise?
 
2012-01-16 10:03:33 AM
Yeah, I'll put my life into the hands of some spaghetti bending scungili head.
 
2012-01-16 10:04:06 AM
So when can we expect a movie from James Cameron?
 
2012-01-16 10:04:15 AM
Father_Jack: ox45tallboy: Pointy Tail of Satan: Serves the company right. Cruise ship captains and senior officers should be either British, Dutch, or German!

FARK GERMANS ON CRUISE SHIPS!!!!

So youre telling us to have lots of hot and nasty teutonic love on vacation? i think i can get behind this statement. and a few nice german girls.


Hey, not that German girls aren't hot, but if you've ever been on a cruise ship with them, you'll know what I mean. They'll send one person out at 5:30 in the morning with a crapload of towels to scatter on all the best deck chairs, then they'll all get up at about 10 or so, go have breakfast, and if you've touched their towel, they are PISSED. Apparently "they" have been there since early this morning, and got up for a few minutes to get a drink, and they came back and you had stolen "their" chair.

They also will send one guy to "hold" the best seats an hour before a stage show, or grab the best table in the nightclub while everyone else is still at dinner. They have no concept of "first come, first served."
 
2012-01-16 10:05:22 AM
jbrooks544: the ship did not capsize. the ship did not capsize!
I'm getting so sick of reading this completely incorrect verb!


Given that the water was so shallow the ship couldn't have capsized, it came as close as was possible to it.
 
2012-01-16 10:05:33 AM
library.thinkquest.org

Coulda been worse. He could have spilled oil instead of people. germans
 
2012-01-16 10:07:14 AM
latest rumors say that the captain left the planned route to surprise one of the waiters who had to cancel holidays on that island to replace a colleague.

Captain: "hey, Antonello, look! It's your island!"
Waiter: "Captain, we're too farking close to the shore "

This is, I shiat you not (except for the 'farking' but I imagine it was there in the first place but censored later on), a reported exchange (from the newspaper Corriere della Serra).

All of this needs confirmation.
 
2012-01-16 10:07:30 AM
"Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!"

i40.tinypic.com
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2012-01-16 10:07:38 AM
wildcardjack: Mr. Right: OTOH, being that close allowed a lot of the survivors to swim ashore. Imagine if he had been miles out to sea. The fact that he wouldn't have sunk is irrelevant. They wouldn't have been able to swim to shore. or something.

[www.pikabit.net image 600x318]

Are you somehow thinking that the passengers were wanting to swim ashore from a perfectly fine ship?


All aboard! Sarcasm Express to Advocate of Devil's Aisle...

Uh, not so fast there wildcardjack, you don't seem to have your pass.
 
2012-01-16 10:07:55 AM
ox45tallboy: Although almost never practiced in modern times, a captain still has the authority to execute someone for mutiny on the high seas.

What GED in law degree gave you that information?
 
2012-01-16 10:08:00 AM
Capt. Nemo not impressed. Is ship not submarine!
 
2012-01-16 10:08:18 AM
wildcardjack: Mr. Right: OTOH, being that close allowed a lot of the survivors to swim ashore. Imagine if he had been miles out to sea. The fact that he wouldn't have sunk is irrelevant. They wouldn't have been able to swim to shore. or something.

[www.pikabit.net image 600x318]

Are you somehow thinking that the passengers were wanting to swim ashore from a perfectly fine ship?


Yes, if the ship was filled with damn Germans, many of the other passengers probably would want to swim to shore from an otherwise perfectly fine ship.
 
2012-01-16 10:09:14 AM
betelgeux: mr_fulano: Took a Carnival cruise over Christmas with an Italian captain. Will never cruise Carnival again, for various reasons. Had decided this before the grounding happened.

What did you experience on your cruise?


I'm guessing there were tons of Germans on board....
 
2012-01-16 10:09:28 AM
i220.photobucket.com
"Great, I need a new picture for my wall."
 
2012-01-16 10:10:21 AM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [library.thinkquest.org image 94x134]

Coulda been worse. He could have spilled oil instead of people. germans


I don't think any of the other passengers would have complained if all he had spilled were Germans.
 
2012-01-16 10:11:44 AM
jbrooks544: the ship did not capsize. the ship did not capsize!
I'm getting so sick of reading this completely incorrect verb!


It capsized, but it didn't turtle. Capsizing is not necessarily a keel-up maneuver, but a turtled ship would still be capsized.
 
2012-01-16 10:11:51 AM
Factory Trained Pediatrician: "Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!"

[i40.tinypic.com image 320x240]
(click for video in new window)


...Germans, you're on your own.
 
2012-01-16 10:12:21 AM
I think the only time Italy ran like a real country was when Mussolini was in charge.
 
2012-01-16 10:13:03 AM
Bendal: jbrooks544: the ship did not capsize. the ship did not capsize!
I'm getting so sick of reading this completely incorrect verb!

Given that the water was so shallow the ship couldn't have capsized, it came as close as was possible to it.



According to some reports this morning it could still capsize or sink to the bottom if the waves push it off the rocks.
 
2012-01-16 10:19:52 AM
FTA: "The captain of the cruise ship ... may have caused the accident by taking the ship too close to the island's rocky shore"

Alas, without knowing the exact location of the ship and shore at time of impact, we'll never know.
 
2012-01-16 10:22:43 AM
Damn you, Hazelwood!
 
2012-01-16 10:28:15 AM
Satanic_Hamster: ox45tallboy: Although almost never practiced in modern times, a captain still has the authority to execute someone for mutiny on the high seas.

What GED in law degree gave you that information?


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17 ...Further, the convention establishes a duty to co-operate in the repression of piracy (Art. 100 UN Convention on the Law of the Sea). Piracy may be committed by → warships (→ State Ships) or government aircraft whose crew has mutinied (Art. 102 UN Convention on the Law of the Sea). The significance of this provision is that, in cases of mutiny, the ship or aircraft can no longer be regarded as engaging the responsibility of the State of the flag (→ Responsibility of States for Private Actors), and hence may be apprehended at will...

18 ...The application to piracy of the universality principle of criminal jurisdiction (→ Criminal Jurisdiction of States under International Law) is reflected in Art. 105 UN Convention on the Law of the Sea, which provides that on the high seas, or in any place outside the jurisdiction of any State, every State may seize a pirate ship or aircraft, arrest the persons responsible and seize the property on board. The courts of the seizing State may decide on the penalties to be imposed-although declining in use, the laws of some States prescribe the death penalty...

It's important to note that admirality courts are prescribed by many countries when it is not possible to return to shore due to war or outbreak of plague. This amounts to a Court Martial, rather than a Captain's Mast, which is for civil violations.

I did say that it is normally not practiced in modern times (mutineers and pirates are thrown in the brig and tried on shore), but the law is still on the books.

What GED in law made you think differently?
 
2012-01-16 10:28:22 AM
I'm betting the Captain was Chinese or Japanese. We know those farkers can't drive. Maybe he was black and freaked out when he realized that he was in charge of a big BOAT... on the OCEAN. Come to think of it, he was probably Mexican and thought he was on a 'coyote' mission of epic proportions. But he was more likely a Pollock (too easy)
 
2012-01-16 10:28:56 AM
I'm torn. The Titanic's Captain went down with his ship but only after willfully murdering hundreds of people by having them locked in without hope of any escape (shiver). I can only hope his death was horrible.

This guy is just a garden variety, incompetent, over privileged coward like most of America's 1%.
 
2012-01-16 10:29:06 AM
factoryconnection: jbrooks544: the ship did not capsize. the ship did not capsize!
I'm getting so sick of reading this completely incorrect verb!

It capsized, but it didn't turtle. Capsizing is not necessarily a keel-up maneuver, but a turtled ship would still be capsized.


I hate to be a stickler, but I'm really stuck on the word "capsized" here. I don't agree with you at all. I believe that the ship (not "boat" as many annoyingly refer to it) DID NOT CAPSIZE. If anyone knows of a reputable source that defines the word capsize as anything short of turning upside-down, please link it. Until then, I'll be annoyed by the pervasive misuse of the word to describe a listing, grounded ship.
So, subby, the cruise ship company was not capsized ;-)
 
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