Oh, come on 8 is enough....

Oh, the horror!


/Get over your Puritanism, America!

"In the ideal world, there wouldn't have been the agreement, but it's not an ideal world," said Dan O'Dell, chairman of the Friends of the Boring Station Trailhead Park committee, which led local fundraising efforts.

In the ideal world, there wouldn't be any Christians. But there are, so we just have to put up with them. At least they aren't being dicks about this strip club.

It's not even a "park" park with a playground, its a trail.

oh man, that would be so hot. Go to the strip club, get all worked up and then head outside to hit on all the moms. Everyone knows moms with kids in parks are only there for the chance to get hit on by lecherous men like me.

/totally not admitting to have ever gone to a park to stare at moms bending over helping their kids, that would be wrong.

EvilEgg: Grables'Daughter: So, the dads can park the car, the kids can play to the right, and the dads can play to the left.

What's the problem?

Perverts. You know guys who go to strip clubs are only a small step away from snatching kids.

Or kidding snatch, for that matter.

Chinchillazilla: I'm pretty sure you can get AIDS from looking at people who go to strip clubs, so this is a valid complaint.

You have to be careful around those early afternoon strippers on Tuesdays, they share their insulin needles.

The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

"Bye, honey, I'll be back in a few hours!"

"Where are you going?"

"The, uh, park."

kvinesknows: oh man, that would be so hot. Go to the strip club, get all worked up and then head outside to hit on all the moms. Everyone knows moms with kids in parks are only there for the chance to get hit on by lecherous men like me.

/totally not admitting to have ever gone to a park to stare at moms bending over helping their kids, that would be wrong.

You only get in trouble when you admit things like that

EvilEgg: The set-up almost guarantees families, children and other visitors will encounter strip club patrons at the eastern gateway to the popular 21-mile multi-use path leading to Portland.

The horror. Encountering strip club patrons, I'm sure none of those people have ever met anyone who has ever been to a strip club.

You made the agreement, live with it. Besides parks are mostly used during the day, strip clubs are mostly attended at night. There probably will be very little overlap.

Look at mister high and mighty here. Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

This is SOOOOO getting snatched up for a Parks and Rec episode.

A nice trail through the woods... maybe a small clearing off the path... Give me the right company and I can do a lot better than the strip club.

Alternately, if it ends up being used for what most parks like this end up being used for in my experience, between the pot and booze and teenagers who have no idea that they aren't as hidden as they think, the strip club will end up being the more kid friendly choice.

Grables'Daughter: Sticky Hands: The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

Do you want a dance?

You know you're supposed to chat him up first. Something like "So, want to buy me a $20 Kool-Aid"?

Sticky Hands
The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

Or a genius. Having every girl to yourself, priceless.

?actually it's 1.00 per look, but you know.

meanmutton: Grables'Daughter: Sticky Hands: The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

Do you want a dance?

You know you're supposed to chat him up first. Something like "So, want to buy me something off my AW wishlist?

FTFY

In the ideal world, there wouldn't be any Christians. But there are, so we just have to put up with them. At least they aren't being dicks about this strip club.

Yet

Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
Sticky Hands: The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

Do you want a dance?

everyday for the rest of my life please.

redmid17: Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

true story... one of our local strip clubs had a free taco tuesday buffet.

Grables'Daughter: EvilEgg: Grables'Daughter: So, the dads can park the car, the kids can play to the right, and the dads can play to the left.

What's the problem?

Perverts. You know guys who go to strip clubs are only a small step away from snatching kids.

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Nice, you have your own NSIS pic

kvinesknows: redmid17: Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

true story... one of our local strip clubs had a free taco tuesday buffet.

Lots of strip clubs, especially the nicer ones, offer dining in addition to their other services. Many times the food is actually very good.

That same old crowd that drags me down...

Teen Wolf Blitzer: kvinesknows: redmid17: Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

true story... one of our local strip clubs had a free taco tuesday buffet.

Lots of strip clubs, especially the nicer ones, offer dining in addition to their other services. Many times the food is actually very good.

Pink Monkey in Chicago: BYO (liquor or wine) but the food is actually decent, albeit expensive

So the second one beer bottle, used condom, or any drug paraphanlia is found in the park it will be all the strip clubs fault. And not some teenagers that cant even get into said club. Cant we put these people back on the Mayflower and send em somewhere else?

Grables'Daughter: meanmutton: Grables'Daughter: Sticky Hands: The kind of feller that hangs out at the strip club at 11 am isn't exactly the highest caliber.

oh. hey, look at the time...

Do you want a dance?

You know you're supposed to chat him up first. Something like "So, want to buy me a $20 Kool-Aid"?

Oh, I know, I just thought that it would be a better line for saying that he was at a strip club.

I stand corrected.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: kvinesknows: redmid17: Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

true story... one of our local strip clubs had a free taco tuesday buffet.

Lots of strip clubs, especially the nicer ones, offer dining in addition to their other services. Many times the food is actually very good.

but is it a free TACO buffet?

EvilEgg: The set-up almost guarantees families, children and other visitors will encounter strip club patrons at the eastern gateway to the popular 21-mile multi-use path leading to Portland.

The horror. Encountering strip club patrons, I'm sure none of those people have ever met anyone who has ever been to a strip club.

You made the agreement, live with it. Besides parks are mostly used during the day, strip clubs are mostly attended at night. There probably will be very little overlap.

Came here for this, leaving happy. The whole "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" bit is tiresome, especially when it clashes with reality.

Tom Haverford and Jean-Ralphio start a new business venture?

FormlessOne: EvilEgg: The set-up almost guarantees families, children and other visitors will encounter strip club patrons at the eastern gateway to the popular 21-mile multi-use path leading to Portland.

The horror. Encountering strip club patrons, I'm sure none of those people have ever met anyone who has ever been to a strip club.

You made the agreement, live with it. Besides parks are mostly used during the day, strip clubs are mostly attended at night. There probably will be very little overlap.

Came here for this, leaving happy. The whole "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" bit is tiresome, especially when it clashes with reality.

It could be argued that people attending strip clubs are only thinking of the children...because we all only have sex for procreation right?

The set-up almost guarantees families, children and other visitors will encounter strip club patrons

Oh, heavens no! You mean they will run into their own uncles, fathers, cousins, teachers, coaches, politicians, police officers, and neghibors? What a travesty!

steklo: Oh, come on 8 is enough....

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I'm definelty googling that. Looks like a hipster's paradise.

Do strip clubs do THAT much damage to children?

This way alot of single moms can drop their little kiddies off at the park on the way to work. 8)

kvinesknows: Teen Wolf Blitzer: kvinesknows: redmid17: Apparently someone start's his drinking after breakfast and doesn't like the unlimited buffet they have on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

true story... one of our local strip clubs had a free taco tuesday buffet.

Lots of strip clubs, especially the nicer ones, offer dining in addition to their other services. Many times the food is actually very good.

but is it a free TACO buffet?

The taco buffet is usually on the dance floor.

I know... thatsthejoke.joeg

EvilEgg: You made the agreement, live with it. Besides parks are mostly used during the day, strip clubs are mostly attended at night. There probably will be very little overlap.

Ever met a construction worker? go into any club like that on a Thursday at noon-ish. You see a lot of hard hats enjoying a liquid lunch.

Big deal. We have strip clubs right next to elementary schools here (well, in Portland), and it has yet to be a problem.