"Delivers" being the operative word. People know that line was written for her, right?

Mentat: That was about the weakest comeback imaginable.

It was a comeback. Brilliant it was not.

F**K I hate TV

Her zombie arms are scary.

"If I'm still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don't you come over and do something about it

Oh sna...uh...wait. What?

Pfffffffft, that wrinkled skank isn't even relevant anymore, hasn't been in years.

Subby lied to me and I feel violated.

"If I'm still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don't you come over and do something about it"

If that was a witty comeback, I'm the funniest man alive.

I do not miss having a TV.

barneyfifesbullet: Her zombie arms are scary.

I watched the show for about 3 minutes while she was presenting. I could not take my eyes off her arms. Wow, just wow. And I think really fit women look great--but that's just a little too much.

Zombie DJ: If that was a witty comeback, I'm the funniest man alive.

So is she.

I guess to entertainment reporters and subby that counts as an "oh snap" moment.

I guess.

Does it count as "oh snap" if it's delivered with the talent and immediacy of an 80 year-old man who just had a stroke?

It was painful to listen to once, I'm not watching it again.

Zombie DJ: If that was a witty comeback, I'm the funniest man alive.

If that was a witty combeack, I am skinny and attractive.

The My Little Pony Killer: I'm not sure what kissing a girl on tv has to do with proving her virginity or whatever point she was trying to make. I guess that's why I just don't waste my time on shows like that.

She was calling him a girl - this being the main point of her retort. Which was not all that clever.

According to the article there was more to her retort. The rest of the comment was:

"I haven't kissed a girl in a few years...on TV."

So, yeah. She called him a girl too. Playground wit at its finest.

Sharp and skinny comeback, would not applaud

"Oh Snap" of the day

Was the rest of humanity in suspended animation yesterday?

This is what happens when highly paid PR agencies submit headlines.

She would have been better off making a comment about the Jerk Store.

No, Madonna, posse. Posse.

The only snap heard during that segment was one of her hip bones giving out.

Forgot_my_password_again: I guess to entertainment reporters and subby that counts as an "oh snap" moment.

I guess.

It got the greenlight, didn't it?

DanZero: Forgot_my_password_again: I guess to entertainment reporters and subby that counts as an "oh snap" moment.

I guess.

It got the greenlight, didn't it?

Yeah, it had *2* people who thought it was funny! SUCK IT HATERS!

/wasn't funny

Not trying to White Knight or anything, but I thought her arms looked normal.

Real story being missed here:

Was that a security detail flanking her as she spoke? If so, WTF?

Secondly, Pia Zardora's winning "Best New Artist" being the most obviously bought award of all time now falls to second place. Madonna's "win" was a full-blown dog-and-pony show.

The Viewer: Real story being missed here:

Was that a security detail flanking her as she spoke? If so, WTF?

Secondly, Pia Zardora's winning "Best New Artist" being the most obviously bought award of all time now falls to second place. Madonna's "win" was a full-blown dog-and-pony show.

I think my favorite part about her speech was the daggers that Mary J. Blige was throwing her the entire time.

lostinspace1978: Not trying to White Knight or anything, but I thought her arms looked normal.
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You have to see video footage of her moving her arms around to really notice it. Ah, found a little bit: Madonna blisters Ricky Gervais' ass!!!! (new window)

Her arms are pretty freaky for a woman.

She's such a bad actress she can even fark up the timing on a three short sentence comeback.

I am SO glad I didn't marry her during that 1985 fantasy I had.

It looks like her arms were attacked using different pieces from different bodies. Not buff, just freaky.

Don't make me act a fool, Ricky.

That wouldn't have been a good comeback, even if she could read the damn autocue correctly.

In short - you lied, Subby.

RandomExcess: I do not miss having a TV.

There's an Onion article about you.

MadAzza: OMGWTF a woman over 30 was allowed to speak, and Farkers everywhere cry out in agony at the injustice of it all.

And I'm referring, of course, to that British guy. Yes, Madonna.

This has zip to do with her age.

This year's event was like a punishment to Ricky for last year. As if the suits said "Okay, you made an ass out of yourself for the last time. At next year's Golden Globes, you are going to make flat jokes that would even make Jay Leno groan, and you're gonna stand there while the celebs slap you around and you're gonna like it or you'll never work in this or any other town again!"

When do they give Ricky's balls back so he can sew them back on?

Madbassist1: What makes you think he wants or needs to work again? He doesn't, and certainly not in hollywood.

Unless he's got s trillion dollars in a Swiss bank account somewhere, he'll need the work.

Madbassist1: I don't know about a trillion, but hundreds of millions easily and he can always work in England anytime he wants.

You have no idea how powerful and far reaching certain figures can be in Hollywood. If they decide you're toast, you're toast just about anywhere on the planet.

Comeback to what?? It sounds like his joke was essentially "Yeah, Madonna - Like a Virgin - Not!!" Um, ooh burn, and insert *that's the joke jpeg*. Sounds like her dumb joke was at least better than his dumb joke. Well, the "girl" part, not the "come over here and do something about it" part. That was just dumb.

Dee Snarl: Comeback to what?? It sounds like his joke was essentially "Yeah, Madonna - Like a Virgin - Not!!" Um, ooh burn, and insert *that's the joke jpeg*. Sounds like her dumb joke was at least better than his dumb joke. Well, the "girl" part, not the "come over here and do something about it" part. That was just dumb.

Actually, I think the point of the joke was to get folks talking about Madonna again. When was the last time Madonna was mentioned in a conversation, any conversation, anybody actually had in the last, what, year? Other than a reference to her freakish arms, of course?