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The mayor of the capital of Iceland, a comedian and founder of the Best Party, writes what could possibly be the most intelligent and insightful welcome to the New Year, ever
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RexTalionis
2012-01-16 09:27:43 AM
I think the Subby chose "capital of Iceland" after a few aborted attempts to spell Reykjavik.
Joce678
2012-01-16 09:42:37 AM
Is there anybody like him running for president of the USA?
jjwars1
2012-01-16 09:44:02 AM
RexTalionis
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I think the Subby chose "capital of Iceland" after a few aborted attempts to spell Reykjavik.
Or subby is in marketing and knows more people would understand and appeal to "capital of Iceland" over this thing called Reykjavik.
This needs more research. What exactly are you trying to do here, subby?
markfara
2012-01-16 09:47:12 AM
I thought the mayor of Reykjavik was a lesbian. That
is
a dude, right?
that was my nickname in highschool
2012-01-16 09:49:17 AM
I wasn't sure what to expect, and I was not disappoint.
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2012-01-16 09:50:31 AM
Hey look, humor centered around Star Wars. That's pretty wacky. What's this guy's webcomic URL?
BattleFrenchie28
2012-01-16 09:51:08 AM
markfara
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I thought the mayor of Reykjavik was a lesbian. That is a dude, right?
And it's still in the North Atlantic?
Riche
2012-01-16 09:52:06 AM
Iceland is so awesome in so many ways.
Why can't we be more like them?
/ I know- because socialism, which makes baby Jesus cry.
casual disregard
2012-01-16 09:53:29 AM
jjwars1
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This needs more research. What exactly are you trying to do here, subby?
Children better than parents, USA election in 2012, human-positive Matrix in 25 years (extremely optimistic), tourism, milk chocolate eggs.
Cormee
2012-01-16 10:01:12 AM
What's going on with his hair?
lenfromak
2012-01-16 10:01:55 AM
In the US, he would be one of the goofy candidates that run in every election but never get many votes. It's a different country from ours.
markie_farkie
2012-01-16 10:02:07 AM
markfara
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I thought the mayor of Reykjavik was a lesbian. That is a dude, right?
The prime minister is who you're thinking of.
Tentacle
2012-01-16 10:02:57 AM
Cormee
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What's going on with his hair?
Best. Comb-over. Ever!
squegeebooo
2012-01-16 10:02:58 AM
that was my nickname in highschool
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I wasn't sure what to expect, and I was not disappoint.
Prime minister of Iceland is a lesbian.
Arkanaut
2012-01-16 10:03:40 AM
markfara
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I thought the mayor of Reykjavik was a lesbian. That is a dude, right?
You're thinking of the
Prime Minister of Iceland
(new window), but I can't comment on the person in the picture.
phamwaa
2012-01-16 10:04:40 AM
When I see a comments section controlled by that damn Facebook plug-in, I get all stabby.
/Fark Facebook
//but the mayor is teh funny, no?
Arkanaut
2012-01-16 10:05:46 AM
lenfromak
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In the US, he would be one of the goofy candidates that run in every election but never get many votes. It's a different country from ours.
The
Great State of Minnesota
(new window) would disagree.
ExCowboyX
2012-01-16 10:06:42 AM
Joce678
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Is there anybody like him running for president of the USA?
Sure, Stephen Colbert.
Prevailing Wind
2012-01-16 10:17:03 AM
Cormee
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What's going on with his hair?
darwinsmonkey
2012-01-16 10:17:08 AM
/hot like a consonant filled volcano
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2012-01-16 10:26:14 AM
what the fark am i reading.jpg
Mad Tea Party
2012-01-16 10:29:19 AM
Main thing I took away from the article is that they've got fantastic pot over there in Iceland.
xiola
2012-01-16 10:39:26 AM
For those interested in further reading, google Doug Stanhope's experience doing a show at a prison in Iceland.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-16 10:39:27 AM
I'd go there for easter. chocolate eggs filled with icelandic messages sounds fun. especially if the messages came from the eddas or something.
markie_farkie
2012-01-16 10:42:19 AM
jjwars1
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RexTalionis: I think the Subby chose "capital of Iceland" after a few aborted attempts to spell Reykjavik.
Or subby is in marketing and knows more people would understand and appeal to "capital of Iceland" over this thing called Reykjavik.
This needs more research. What exactly are you trying to do here, subby?
I lived there for a year.. Not in marketing, but yes, the appeal of "capital of Iceland" seemed more appropriate for this headline!
Pinhead Patriot
2012-01-16 10:54:37 AM
Iceland is in the North Atlantic. Its capital city is Reykjavik. True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
redmid17
2012-01-16 10:55:06 AM
Mr. Gnarr,
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
RexTalionis
2012-01-16 11:01:42 AM
Pinhead Patriot
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True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
No, it wasn't. It was the language of the gentry and nobility. But it was never the "official language." And, at least for the beginning, it wasn't standard French as we know it today, either, but a variant of the Old Norman language (since William the Bastard was a Norman) which is related to French. In England, it eventually turned into Anglo-Norman, which subsequently evolved into Law French, which some (truly pretentious) lawyers use today sometimes.
BattleFrenchie28
2012-01-16 11:30:43 AM
RexTalionis
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Pinhead Patriot: True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
No, it wasn't. It was the language of the gentry and nobility. But it was never the "official language." And, at least for the beginning, it wasn't standard French as we know it today, either, but a variant of the Old Norman language (since William the Bastard was a Norman) which is related to French. In England, it eventually turned into Anglo-Norman, which subsequently evolved into Law French, which some (truly pretentious) lawyers use today sometimes.
It's going to be a tough one tonight.
/hot like my place in Reykjavik
//you should come down
offmymeds
2012-01-16 11:31:26 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu
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what the fark am i reading.jpg
The ramblings of some guy from Iceland.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-16 12:02:41 PM
Arkanaut
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lenfromak: In the US, he would be one of the goofy candidates that run in every election but never get many votes. It's a different country from ours.
The Great State of Minnesota (new window) would disagree.
Jesse was a good governor. His big mistake was not being a Republican or a Democrat. So BOTH parties blamed everything THEY did on HIM. I'd have voted for him again, if he'd run as an incumbent.
dj maskell
2012-01-16 12:31:55 PM
"I wish more tourists would come during the horrible months"
/haha
Pinhead Patriot
2012-01-16 12:46:38 PM
RexTalionis
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Pinhead Patriot: True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
No, it wasn't. It was the language of the gentry and nobility. But it was never the "official language." And, at least for the beginning, it wasn't standard French as we know it today, either, but a variant of the Old Norman language (since William the Bastard was a Norman) which is related to French. In England, it eventually turned into Anglo-Norman, which subsequently evolved into Law French, which some (truly pretentious) lawyers use today sometimes.
The hell?!
/Balls.
Two_Noodles
2012-01-16 01:01:13 PM
That awful comb-over is covering up a lot of win.
jvowles
2012-01-16 01:28:24 PM
Pinhead Patriot
:
Iceland is in the North Atlantic. Its capital city is Reykjavik. True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
Came for the reference, leaving pleased. :)
SharkTrager
2012-01-16 01:44:34 PM
I am curious after reading this:
Exactly what drugs are legal in Iceland?
mike4688
2012-01-16 01:52:26 PM
Coach Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.
María: No, it's very green!
Coach Bombay: I thought GREENLAND was green!
María: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice.
dericwater
2012-01-16 02:15:57 PM
Arkanaut
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markfara: I thought the mayor of Reykjavik was a lesbian. That is a dude, right?
You're thinking of the Prime Minister of Iceland (new window), but I can't comment on the person in the picture.
Hot milfy icelandic cougar with a taste for tuna. Mmmm...
alklloyd
2012-01-16 02:35:15 PM
Dave Thomas should play him in the movie. Robert Patrick in the unlikely event Dave's not available.
FarksResidentFeminist
2012-01-16 02:35:24 PM
Pinhead Patriot
:
Iceland is in the North Atlantic. Its capital city is Reykjavik. True or false: French was the official language of England for more than 600 years.
/If you said true, you win 50 American dollars!
5'5"!
northguineahills
2012-01-16 03:01:04 PM
dj maskell
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"I wish more tourists would come during the horrible months"
/haha
As someone who just visited there last November, I can say it was awesome!
Foreign Connasewer
2012-01-16 03:01:18 PM
E-mail him at
borgarstjori
kivajkyer
is
.
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-16 03:32:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc
Halli
2012-01-16 05:23:29 PM
lenfromak
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In the US, he would be one of the goofy candidates that run in every election but never get many votes. It's a different country from ours.
Goofy candidates usually don't run in local elections around here. They tend to go for the presidential elections and are usually a lot more crazy than the Best Party people. Fortunately a nutjob hasn't won the presidency so far. But the Best Party winning in Reykjavík was basically a giant fark you vote to the established parties. Besides they can't really screw up that badly.
Halli
2012-01-16 05:24:31 PM
northguineahills
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As someone who just visited there last November, I can say it was awesome!
Well you were pretty lucky. It was a good November.
markie_farkie
2012-01-16 05:34:29 PM
Halli
:
Goofy candidates usually don't run in local elections around here. They tend to go for the presidential elections and are usually a lot more crazy than the Best Party people. Fortunately a nutjob hasn't won the presidency so far. But the Best Party winning in Reykjavík was basically a giant fark you vote to the established parties. Besides they can't really screw up that badly.
Like, what do YOU know, anyway??? Acting all smart and informed, like someone who actually LIVES there or something..
Halli
2012-01-16 05:55:05 PM
markie_farkie
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Halli: Goofy candidates usually don't run in local elections around here. They tend to go for the presidential elections and are usually a lot more crazy than the Best Party people. Fortunately a nutjob hasn't won the presidency so far. But the Best Party winning in Reykjavík was basically a giant fark you vote to the established parties. Besides they can't really screw up that badly.
Like, what do YOU know, anyway??? Acting all smart and informed, like someone who actually LIVES there or something..
Sorry :(
P.S. had whale at Sægreifinn during the New Year's. That place is an amazing tourist trap. But the whale was good.
markie_farkie
2012-01-16 05:58:40 PM
Halli
:
P.S. had whale at Sægreifinn during the New Year's. That place is an amazing tourist trap. But the whale was good.
Last whale I had was out at Kaffi Duus the day before I left in 2006.
I really need to get serious about a return trip! It's been too long!
Halli
2012-01-16 06:05:42 PM
markie_farkie
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Halli: P.S. had whale at Sægreifinn during the New Year's. That place is an amazing tourist trap. But the whale was good.
Last whale I had was out at Kaffi Duus the day before I left in 2006.
I really need to get serious about a return trip! It's been too long!
Ugh it's in Keflavík. I don't go there unless I'm wearing kevlar and a helmet.
/Work with a guy from the area
//He doesn't seem to be all that amused with my constant jokes about the locals tendencies towards criminality
FunkOut
2012-01-16 06:39:31 PM
What I most look forward to in the coming year is acquiring an Obi Wan Kenobi costume and wearing it around and practicing Jedi-tricks. I also hope I will be permitted to marry people. I also would very much like to see more tourists in Reykjavík. I am mostly interested in getting people that are rich, interested in swimming and like to spend a lot of money on nonsense. Others are also welcome, though.
I'm thinking of moving to Iceland now.
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