Marcus Aurelius: That plane's either landing in a Steven King movie or the set of the Colbert Report.
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What the unruly passenger may look like

You'll get nothing and like it!

I flew commercial several times when I was in high school.
It gets better.

Peter and Gabriele Strohmaier of Dusseldorf, Germany.

When are those darn foreigners going to learn that when a flight crew gives instructions for you to sit down and shut up, you do that. Because they are from the United States and in positions of relative power.

Social skills are over-hyped. Comply or get farked over.

/Not shocked this is Delta from my experience flying.
//I wonder if the FBI and NTSB ever gets tired of dealing with passive-aggressive flight crews that are tired of their jobs.

Like German tourists, the stupid are everywhere.

That kind of behavior with lose you your RIM job
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but i thought all europeans were polite and erudite!

as an airline employee who regularly sees german passengers, i'm really getting a kick out of these replies..

But seriously, if you have never seen Lufthansa board thier flight, it's scarier than any american carriers.


What a Lufthansa gate staff may look like.

You forget the best part DUMBASSMITTER, they weren't FRENCH!

The passenger in question

I read the headline as "Delta Force flight". That would have been awesome.

You know who else through a fit over not getting free Champagne?

The_Sponge: I've been cut off from beverage service while sitting in first class on an America West flight back in 2004, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

Seriously? I've always wondered if that happened, but never knew. Did they cut you off because of unruliness or because of cheapness (they being too cheap to offer more)?

Lligeret: m3000: Why would anyone pay money to fly Delta?


Because it is better than American, United, and Frontier by a long shot (fark Frontier way to ruin the best airline out there), and Southwest or other discount airlines that do not suck do not fly the places you are going.

They're all crap.

Flight attendants with too much power.

TenJed_77: flamingboard: Like German tourists, the stupid are everywhere.

No better and no worse than American tourists. You really wouldn't believe the shiat I've seen our fellow country pull here in Paris.
/no not Paris Texas

I was quoting Red Dwarf but your point is also valid so I think we have a draw. However you do live in Paris which is minus Fark points.

bongobob: But seriously, if you have never seen Lufthansa board thier flight, it's scarier than any american carriers.

Lufthansa suck balls.

Flew Business Class London - Buenos Aires with them and the seats were crap, staff miserable, food terrible. It was actually worse than flying Economy with KLM.

I booked them for "German efficiency" but BA / Iberia were FAR better than Lufthansa.

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

TenJed_77: flamingboard: Like German tourists, the stupid are everywhere.

No better and no worse than American tourists. You really wouldn't believe the shiat I've seen our fellow country pull here in Paris.
/no not Paris Texas

They're both still better than the Brits.

thamike: You know who else through a fit over not getting free Champagne?

What is your understanding of the sentence "I threw a brick through the window"?

You know who else liked grammar?

Woos? Keine Champagne mehr. Was für ein Bodenlose Frechheit!

I can just see it. Stroppy frickin' Herms.

dready zim: thamike: You know who else through a fit over not getting free Champagne?

What is your understanding of the sentence "I threw a brick through the window"?

You know who else liked grammar?

Probably somebody who had had enough coffee before typing.

Lord Summerisle: We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

We're going to come back and buy this place!

One percenter problems.