He's doing well for being just a head in a freezer.

Still think he's feel better if his head remained attached to his body.



/so sorry

Wow cryogenics will have you waking up in a black man's body with a big black cock... Science!

mc_madness: Wow cryogenics will have you waking up in a black man's body with a big black cock... Science!

Neat!!

Good for him. I hope he makes it. I was kind of worried there for a while.

Came for the frozen baseball player references, leaving happy.

Staffist: This is good. I have been hoping that this gentleman would do well with the good will that had been cast his way, and I hope that he keeps up the good work.
I'm going to go buy some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese tomorrow.

So... a man who struggled through tough times has inspired you to buy inedible crap from a multinational company.

I weep for you, and for Humanity,

/Real shame that Patrick Tribett couldn't hold it together. I believe I wept tears of joy when I saw the first Fark thread of him going clean.
//I sound emo, with all the tears in this post.

God is good?

YouTube > God

Doesn't that dude owe back child support on like 9 kids?
That's kinda hard to fix.

Funny you mention him. Right after the Golden Globes ended, the first commercial that played was precisely Kraft's Homestyle Macaroni & Cheese voiced by Williams.

So I come to FARK and he's in the front page?

Talk about cross-promotion. This Google thing has advertising figure out.

Why does Ted Willams have a walk in closet filled with Pimp Clothes?

Point02GPA: His family will undoubtedly be a great influence on his recovery.

Oh really? He is doing OK?



/Hot like the sun.

I love the way the second he has a little cash he already has a girlfriend.
It reminds me of these hot shot ceos that second they get sent to jail for corruption the wife or girlfriend is long gone.

gene cernan ( last man on the moon) is a friend of family and ex wife whore has gone through dude after dude cleaning them out one by one. gotta love women when it comes to money

'if you got the money honey I got the time'

In a world... where a one time bum with golden pipes could be king....

germ78: where you can see how his faith gives him the strength to overcome his life on the street.

and god put him on the street, and now he's going against god's wishes.

0Icky0: YouTube > God

tube8 > Youtube

/extremely nsfw
//"two ways to look at life: everything is god's fault, or nothing is god's fault" -A.E.

thistime: 'if you got the money honey I got the time'

But no pinky fingers it seems.

thistime: It reminds me of these hot shot ceos that second they get sent to jail for corruption the wife or girlfriend is long gone.

It reminds me of those presidential candidates like Gingrich (and McCain in 2k8) who divorce their wives as soon as they get cancer.

/because god loves cancer, he gives it to so many people; the gift that just keeps on giving more of itself

I guess you could say his whole attitude and outlook upon life has changed.

thistime: I love the way the second he has a little cash he already has a girlfriend.
It reminds me of these hot shot ceos that second they get sent to jail for corruption the wife or girlfriend is long gone.

gene cernan ( last man on the moon) is a friend of family and ex wife whore has gone through dude after dude cleaning them out one by one. gotta love women when it comes to money

'if you got the money honey I got the time'

Okay, it's been a FULL YEAR since he made it. Why wouldn't he get a girlfriend in twelve months? Just because you can't doesn't mean anything.

jingks: thistime: 'if you got the money honey I got the time'

♫ if you got your money honey we got your disease ♫

/in the jungle
//wecome to the jungle

He's doing great? Good for him. His 12 fatherless children, ehhh not so much.

Great now he has all this Stuff. It's great to conform to societal norms isn't it.

You know what would be a fantastic way for him to celebrate his good fortune? With a big pipe full of crack! Makes a great time even greater.

/you're reading this in Ted's radio voice

Meh. I'd feel better about it if he was doing OK living alone in a small apartment working some service job while someone else who kept it together but never got a break was finally rewarded. A lot of more deserving suckers are going paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth without the spacious house and sobriety coach/girlfriend and never missing a child support check.

Sure hope it lasts. Lack of money isn't the root cause of living on the streets...

I have a fireplace.

urban.derelict: It reminds me of those presidential candidates like Gingrich (and McCain in 2k8) who divorce their wives as soon as they get cancer.

That event did not happen.

Atomic Spunk: You know what would be a fantastic way for him to celebrate his good fortune? With a big pipe full of crack! Makes a great time even greater.

/you're reading this in Ted's radio voice

As a drug user myself, that's exactly what I imagine is probably going through his head. "Ahh everything's just great now, it's like a dream come true...something just feels missing though, let's kick it up a notch".

Anyone else think he has a bit of a speech impediment? Like a lisp or something? Very slight, but it's there...

Free Range Deranged: Meh. I'd feel better about it if he was doing OK living alone in a small apartment working some service job while someone else who kept it together but never got a break was finally rewarded. A lot of more deserving suckers are going paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth without the spacious house and sobriety coach/girlfriend and never missing a child support check.

iron de havilland: Staffist: This is good. I have been hoping that this gentleman would do well with the good will that had been cast his way, and I hope that he keeps up the good work.
I'm going to go buy some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese tomorrow.

So... a man who struggled through tough times has inspired you to buy inedible crap from a multinational company.

I weep for you, and for Humanity,

/Real shame that Patrick Tribett couldn't hold it together. I believe I wept tears of joy when I saw the first Fark thread of him going clean.
//I sound emo, with all the tears in this post.

When Tribbet said he was going clean, that just meant he was switching to Lysol.

He's so popular here in San Diego they changed the name of State Route 56 to Ted Williams Parkway.

taurusowner: That event did not happen.

you may be right, i don't know and I'm not gonna argue about it, it's not like I research Gingrich, who I remember 15 years ago like it was yesterday when I was a teenager being shamed under threat of impeachment to drop his seat as speaker of the house for ethics violations.

Something, clearly, we all look for in our presidential candidates.

Also his good, catholic values, which is why he's on his 3rd wife. jesus had 3 wives too didn't he?

/i've read an awful lot of stuff online claiming both of them divorced cancerous wives, but I don't know, personally, and I don't have the time or inclination to write either of them letters asking 'is it true one of your previous wives were cancerous?'
//that's not why I'm refusing to vote for him anyway
///I'm not voting for him because he's an obese, hypocritical, disgusting pig
//neither of them are on their 1st wives, which should be an automatic disqualifyer for president of this christian nation
/

Some of you people truly suck. I'm sure if life handed you a golden ticket, you would surely deny yourself the opportunity because of the long list of people who deserve it more than you for never making a stupid choice in their life. Good for Ted, I say. He is thankful for every day, while the rest of you still find things to biatch about 5 minutes after waking up.

mc_madness: Wow cryogenics will have you waking up in a black man's body with a big black cock... Science!

My uncle is cryogenically suspended. He'll be with us again just as soon as they find a cure for hypothermia.

/can't get into heaven until we thaw him either.

urban.derelict: germ78: where you can see how his faith gives him the strength to overcome his life on the street.

and god put him on the street, and now he's going against god's wishes.

0Icky0: YouTube > God

tube8 > Youtube

/extremely nsfw
//"two ways to look at life: everything is god's fault, or nothing is god's fault" -A.E.

Two more ways: God is everything and everything is God.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone else think he has a bit of a speech impediment? Like a lisp or something? Very slight, but it's there...

It's the way his teeth are formed. As you know, voice is made by air passing through the throat/teeth/lips/tongue.
His teeth are formed in such a way that a sliver of air still is present when it shouldn't be, causing the minor lisping.

It's probably all those drugs and bad years on the street. When I saw him the first time he had hideous teeth, very dirty.