The two black dudes banging the four white girls? I see the makings of an epic porno right there.

There is a Hy-Vee in New Ulm Minnesota.

I bet you didn't know that.

Is a Hy-Vee a retarded form of Aldi?

mc_madness: Is a Hy-Vee a retarded form of Aldi?

No, it's a vagina with the hymen intact.

Identical twins, really?

Their penises touched their mother's vagina.

Atomic Spunk: mc_madness: Is a Hy-Vee a retarded form of Aldi?

No, it's a vagina with the hymen intact.

I fell on a pencil and it went up my Hy-vee.

That sentence sound pretty normal.

mc_madness: Is a Hy-Vee a retarded form of Aldi?

Aldis are when you're Hy-Vee positive

Arthur Jumbles: [photos.qconline.com image 579x400]

Identical twins, really?

Being that images didn't load in TFA due to NoScript...I'll take the two on the left.

/also, twins thread?

Britney Spear's Speculum: There is a Hy-Vee in New Ulm Minnesota.

I bet you didn't know that.

Until a minute ago I never knew that there was a Hy-Vee anywhere. And, I have to say, my life really has not been changed since I learned this fact.

probably leads to so awkward dating moments

"Didn't I set you up with all those dates when we were in high school?"

"That was one date and I've been trying to get it out of my head ever since it happened."

"She guzzled yer custard, didn't she?"


/awesome movie
//5 thumbs up
///(edward norton + edward norton)
//"even the 'war on drugs' passed us by. now they got the 'war on terror'"

urban.derelict: probably leads to so awkward dating moments

"Didn't I set you up with all those dates when we were in high school?"

"That was one date and I've been trying to get it out of my head ever since it happened."

"She guzzled yer custard, didn't she?"


/awesome movie
//5 thumbs up
///(edward norton + edward norton)
//"even the 'war on drugs' passed us by. now they got the 'war on terror'"

Great flick

Yea, not sure they know what the word "identical" means, just sayin...

laars: Yea, not sure they know what the word "identical" means, just sayin...

Maybe she was just referring to the black ones.

urban.derelict: probably leads to so awkward dating moments

"Didn't I set you up with all those dates when we were in high school?"

"That was one date and I've been trying to get it out of my head ever since it happened."

"She guzzled yer custard, didn't she?"

[www.coverdude.com image 598x400]
/awesome movie
//5 thumbs up
///(edward norton + edward norton)
//"even the 'war on drugs' passed us by. now they got the 'war on terror'"

I just watched this last month upon suggestion of one of my friends after we got done burning a few. Pretty good flick.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Atomic Spunk: mc_madness: Is a Hy-Vee a retarded form of Aldi?

No, it's a vagina with the hymen intact.

I fell on a pencil and it went up my Hy-vee.

That sentence sound pretty normal.

Isn't that what a bride would say to explain the lack of blood on her wedding night?

Mock26: Britney Spear's Speculum: There is a Hy-Vee in New Ulm Minnesota.

I bet you didn't know that.

Until a minute ago I never knew that there was a Hy-Vee anywhere. And, I have to say, my life really has not been changed since I learned this fact.

You're welcome. Or not.

Torso awkward dating moments?

EVERYONE knows the hot chicks work at Fareway

Atomic Spunk: Isn't that what a bride would say to explain the lack of blood on her wedding night?

No, that's a faux-hy.

Twins.... That's it? Pshhhhaw....



FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP and FAP

I get annoyed with a newspaper site, in this case the Quad-Cities Dispatch-Argus (serving the Quad-Cities area) where the site assumes they are so well known that they don't have to give any indication of their location. To all outsiders one gets the impression that they are located next to Bumfuk in the state of Flyover.

Resort to google and then Wikipedia and one discovers:

The Quad Cities is a group of five cities straddling the Mississippi River on the Iowa-Illinois boundary.

Well isn't that cute? They don't even know how to count in Bumfukistan, and I guess from the article that the most that anybody who doesn't get the hell out can aspire to is working in a grocery store.

What kind of friendly smiles are in those aisles? :D

FTA: New Ulm

I wonder if there's a Johann Gambolputty... de von Ausfern Shpleden-Schlitter Crass-Crenbon Fried-Digger Dingle-Dongle-Dangle-Dungle Burstein von Knacker-Thrasher Applebanger Horowitz Ticolensic Granderknotty Spelltinkle Grandlich-Grumblemeyer...(etcetera) of Ulm who lives there?

Teen Wolf Blitzer: laars: Yea, not sure they know what the word "identical" means, just sayin...

Maybe she was just referring to the black ones.

The pair of girls on the left is a clear example of differing eating disorders causing differing facial growth. No, it's not just the hair color people. Now I could see some arguments that the pair of girls on the right just differs by two poor choices of hair style.b

Damn, I can't tell them apart. If only there was something that marked them out as distinguishable from the other, like height difference, or hair color or styling difference or just generally not looking alike in the face.

Oh wait..

Now I know why a bad boxer is called a tomato can

This has TV sitcom hijinks written all over it.

Britney Spear's Speculum: There is a Hy-Vee in New Ulm Minnesota.

I bet you didn't know that.

As a matter of fact, I did.

/used to shop at the downtown Mankato Hy-Vee.

libranoelrose: Stocking tomato cans is the worst job at Hy-Vee.

All the other cans are made to stack one on top of another.

Why the hell aren't the tomato cans?

Tomatos bruise easily.

Arthur Jumbles: [photos.qconline.com image 579x400]

Identical twins, really?

I see, they're all fruits

Teen Wolf Blitzer: laars: Yea, not sure they know what the word "identical" means, just sayin...

Maybe she was just referring to the black ones.

Are you saying all black people look alike? *cue the "thatsracist" gif*

And the pair on the right look like my friend's wife.

Arthur Jumbles: [photos.qconline.com image 579x400]

Identical twins, really?

Looks like it. pair on the right have a different hairstyle, but the same face. The two on the left seem to have dyed their hair, and the two in the background are the exact same, but one is standing on a box. (or crate, or something). Really, they each seem to create something superficial to help differentiate between the two. I dont' see whats wrong with that.

Three, THREE sets of twins ah ah ah!!

Teen Wolf Blitzer: laars: Yea, not sure they know what the word "identical" means, just sayin...

Maybe she was just referring to the black ones.

Well, of course the two in the center are going to look the same.

Not identical, thank science. That's pretty much my nightmare.

Oh, brave new world...where's the soma?

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there4igraham: Not identical, thank science. That's pretty much my nightmare.

In my youth I saw identical twins on a bus - a couple of little boys, about 5 or 6, dressed exactly alike - I couldn't but take another look to check that my initial glance and eyes weren't fooling me. It was like a glitch in the matrix of life. They looked cute as hell, but creepy at the same time, like in The Shining. That was some decades ago. I still remember that day.

libranoelrose: GungFu: The Shining

Those girls aren't actually twins. Weird.

The characters may not be, but the actresses were.

Wonderduck: Britney Spear's Speculum: There is a Hy-Vee in New Ulm Minnesota.

I bet you didn't know that.

As a matter of fact, I did.

/used to shop at the downtown Mankato Hy-Vee.

Wanna hear a secret? If you want to make Schells Deer Brand palatable, put a dill pickle in it.

My friend told me this and I now swear by it.

/Deer Brand is nasty
//Unless there's a dill pickle in it
///unlike your mother