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vudukungfu

2012-01-15 08:56:00 PM

Barf.

Mentat

2012-01-15 08:56:26 PM

"We do find out that the character is Lebanese," Ellen told Rosie. "There have been clues, you see her eating baba ghanoush."

To which Rosie replies, "Maybe I'm Lebanese. I could be Lebanese myself."

Cohen pointed out that at the time, it was basically the closest either of them had come to publicly coming out, and wanted to know if fans understood their little game of word play.

"I didn't want [Ellen] to be out there alone, and we were friendly at the time ... She had called me and told me she was going to have her character come out," she explained. "I said to her, let's play it, lets walk the line ... and she said OK. And I think gay people got it, but straight people did not."

Yeah Rosie, you're so subtle. No one ever made the connection.

MeinRS6

2012-01-15 09:07:57 PM

Rosie was lez by default. No guy was gonna tap that.

vossiewulf

2012-01-15 09:12:54 PM

Trying to get the Ellen-Rosie-KD Lang threesome out of my head. Failing.

media.ebcu.com

/ah, that's better

GAT_00

2012-01-15 09:16:46 PM

vossiewulf: Trying to get the Ellen-Rosie-KD Lang threesome out of my head. Failing.

[media.ebcu.com image 363x508]

[www.tech7.net image 296x400]

/ah, that's better

You could also go for Ellen's wife - Portia DiRossi. I think we can all agree that Ellen won there.

cmunic8r99

2012-01-15 09:28:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-15 09:50:40 PM

Hey, a 19-year-old Sara Gilbert being used as a feedbag by Ellen isn't the most unappealing image.

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-15 10:17:57 PM

Remember when people thought Rosie O'Donnell was straight?

optional

2012-01-15 10:18:04 PM

GAT_00: vossiewulf: Trying to get the Ellen-Rosie-KD Lang threesome out of my head. Failing.

[media.ebcu.com image 363x508]

[www.tech7.net image 296x400]

/ah, that's better

You could also go for Ellen's wife - Portia DiRossi. I think we can all agree that Ellen won there.

Portia is definitely hot, and honestly I think Ellen's decent-looking.

JasonOfOrillia

2012-01-15 10:18:48 PM

Why do I imagine a hierarchical system where B- and C-listers are expected to tongue the A-listers?

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-15 10:19:56 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Why do I imagine a hierarchical system where B- and C-listers are expected to tongue the A-listers?

...a giant Daisy chain with the D-Lister tonguing the C-lister tonguing the B-lister tonguing the A-lister?

JasonOfOrillia

2012-01-15 10:20:45 PM

optional:
Portia is definitely hot, and honestly I think Ellen's decent-looking.

I didn't care for De Rossi until Better Off Ted. Something about the amoral exec really did it for me.

Apos

2012-01-15 10:21:03 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Remember when people thought Rosie O'Donnell was straight?

When?

tjsands1118

2012-01-15 10:22:42 PM

How does this man know so much about lesbians?

Meatzilla

2012-01-15 10:24:01 PM

sgleason818

2012-01-15 10:24:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JasonOfOrillia: Why do I imagine a hierarchical system where B- and C-listers are expected to tongue the A-listers?

...a giant Daisy chain with the D-Lister tonguing the C-lister tonguing the B-lister tonguing the A-lister?

You forgot the Alsatian.

skinink

2012-01-15 10:30:22 PM

The Gay Mafia always has the best parties.

mopar1956

2012-01-15 10:31:36 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Remember when people thought Rosie O'Donnell was straight?

No. When?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch

2012-01-15 10:31:44 PM

FTFA: "I think gay people got it, but straight people did not."

I definitely got it, and I assumed that most people, straight or gay, also would. I'd be curious now to know how many really did.

sithon

2012-01-15 10:38:15 PM

Ellen-Rosie-KD Lang threesome

WTF I can't fap to this.

lanmac

2012-01-15 10:40:45 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Wtf subby what the f*&$ ?!

some_beer_drinker

2012-01-15 10:43:14 PM

Commander Corn

2012-01-15 10:47:51 PM

moothemagiccow

2012-01-15 10:50:46 PM

fark you subby

bravian

2012-01-15 10:52:26 PM

What someone who shows up to a secret lesbian party looks like:

scrapetv.com

/or a gay bathhouse
//hot like ... ah ... not

Trocadero

2012-01-15 10:52:41 PM

This thread is now less useless and actually still relevant.

Trocadero

2012-01-15 10:53:32 PM

Goddamn large images.

hicksfa2

2012-01-15 11:01:33 PM

MeinRS6: Rosie was lez by default. No guy was gonna ~~tap that.~~

FTFY

ongbok

2012-01-15 11:04:29 PM

MeinRS6: Rosie was lez by default. No guy was gonna tap that.

Don't be so sure about that.The old saying, "If God made it, there is some guy out there that will tap it." is very true. I have seen it proven correct many times.

Fano

2012-01-15 11:05:15 PM

Mentat: "We do find out that the character is Lebanese," Ellen told Rosie. "There have been clues, you see her eating baba ghanoush."

To which Rosie replies, "Maybe I'm Lebanese. I could be Lebanese myself."

Cohen pointed out that at the time, it was basically the closest either of them had come to publicly coming out, and wanted to know if fans understood their little game of word play.

"I didn't want [Ellen] to be out there alone, and we were friendly at the time ... She had called me and told me she was going to have her character come out," she explained. "I said to her, let's play it, lets walk the line ... and she said OK. And I think gay people got it, but straight people did not."

Yeah Rosie, you're so subtle. No one ever made the connection.

And done so much better here:
30.media.tumblr.com

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2012-01-15 11:06:46 PM

Real lesbians. Not lipstick lesbians like we all wish.

therecksays

2012-01-15 11:12:41 PM

But was Jodie Foster there?

xalres

2012-01-15 11:31:51 PM

vossiewulf: Trying to get the Ellen-Rosie-KD Lang threesome out of my head. Failing.

[media.ebcu.com image 363x508]

[www.tech7.net image 296x400]

/ah, that's better

Holy boobs! Those tits are some breast knockers!

\Bazoombas!

DreamyAltarBoy

2012-01-15 11:34:01 PM

With enough brain bleach this thread might be worth it.

I have my doubts.

OOBE Juan Kenobi

2012-01-15 11:44:17 PM

fusillade762

2012-01-15 11:44:34 PM

How Rosie might have dressed for said events:

JNowe

2012-01-15 11:51:46 PM

"I said to her, let's play it, lets walk the line ... and she said OK. And I think gay people got it, but straight people did not."

Oh yeah, we straights are way too simple to pick up on subtle hints like that.

"Uh-huh-huh-huh. Hey Beavis, I think I might be Lebanese,"

"Hnh Hnh! Yeah! Yeah! I'm Lebanese too! That rules!"

FuryOfFirestorm

2012-01-15 11:54:27 PM

Mentat: "We do find out that the character is Lebanese," Ellen told Rosie. "There have been clues, you see her eating baba ghanoush."

"Baba-ghanoush" is Lesbianese for "vagina"

ShankatsuForte

2012-01-15 11:58:00 PM

how the hell is being 19 at a lesbian party "Illegal" in any farking way?

brianbankerus

2012-01-15 11:58:43 PM

I smell bologna.

rynthetyn

2012-01-15 11:59:25 PM

ShankatsuForte: how the hell is being 19 at a lesbian party "Illegal" in any farking way?

There was alcohol involved?

Saturn5

2012-01-16 12:00:01 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Mentat: "We do find out that the character is Lebanese," Ellen told Rosie. "There have been clues, you see her eating baba ghanoush."

"Baba-ghanoush" is Lesbianese for "vagina"

If the vagina looks like this...
4.bp.blogspot.com

DON'T EAT IT!

spacemanjones

2012-01-16 12:00:04 AM

Biggest. Boner killer. Ever.

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-16 12:00:05 AM

"Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!"

"She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!"

rynthetyn

2012-01-16 12:02:53 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: FuryOfFirestorm: Mentat: "We do find out that the character is Lebanese," Ellen told Rosie. "There have been clues, you see her eating baba ghanoush."

"Baba-ghanoush" is Lesbianese for "vagina"

This whole topic reminds me of...

[ellenandjim.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

"Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!"

"She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!"

Incidentally, in the initial draft of that movie, the characters were supposed to be lesbians, but they dropped that because they thought it would be hard enough to get people to go see a movie about girls playing soccer if it was a gay movie about girls playing soccer.

therecksays

2012-01-16 12:05:02 AM

rynthetyn: ShankatsuForte: how the hell is being 19 at a lesbian party "Illegal" in any farking way?

There was alcohol involved?

True dat. That is what I was thinking she may have been thinking of "Contributing to the deliquency of a minor."

alwaysjaded

2012-01-16 12:11:08 AM

MonkeyAngst

2012-01-16 12:14:38 AM

ShankatsuForte: how the hell is being 19 at a lesbian party "Illegal" in any farking way?

In other news, Rosie O'Donnell has no earthly idea what the age of consent is.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease

2012-01-16 12:29:45 AM

/ah, that's better

yikes! who's that anorexic with big jugs?

Mildot

2012-01-16 12:51:42 AM

I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but Rosie O is not a girl -- mad cow perhaps, but not a girl.

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