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2012-01-15 06:38:22 PM
maybe we should cut off the govt money this farker is getting?
 
2012-01-15 06:42:14 PM
LOL what a dipshiat, I bet he gets out of it though.
 
2012-01-15 06:56:13 PM
What does one have to do with the other?
 
2012-01-15 07:18:00 PM
HawgWild: What does one have to do with the other?

well if you're receiving govt money and you're buying drugs (yes alcohol is a drug) and doing illegal things with them (endangering others,running red lights) then you should lose your govt check right?
 
2012-01-15 07:29:31 PM
HawgWild: What does one have to do with the other?

About as much as receiving public assistance has to do with passing a drug test. But mainly it's about a holier then thou fark being reminded that when you try and micromanage the lives of others, people are going to look at your own with more scrutiny.
 
2012-01-15 08:02:59 PM
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2012-01-15 08:56:33 PM
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2012-01-15 08:58:36 PM
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2012-01-15 09:00:13 PM
You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.
 
2012-01-15 09:11:31 PM
GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...
 
2012-01-15 09:14:29 PM
He earned his paycheck by working hard, unlike welfare recipients who simply sit around eating dorritos and getting high using your hard earned tax dollars.
 
2012-01-15 09:15:27 PM
GAT_00: And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

HawgWild: Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...

Oh you're good, GAT_00.
 
2012-01-15 09:16:07 PM
HawgWild: GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...


He took a position that people shouldn't use drugs, then he does something irresponsible (ie driving) while under the influence.
 
2012-01-15 09:16:26 PM
HawgWild: GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...


He is receiving tax payer money and he is out breaking the law and endangering people's lives. He sounds like he needs to be drug tested.
 
2012-01-15 09:19:08 PM
Kumana Wanalaia: HawgWild: GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...

He took a position that people shouldn't use drugs, then he does something irresponsible (ie driving) while under the influence.


It's important that we don't reward bad behavior and poor life choices.

But only if they are poor, not well connected, and preferably Democrat.
 
2012-01-15 09:19:35 PM
These two have nothing in common.

What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?
 
2012-01-15 09:20:29 PM
A: Cuz they're white and wealthy.

Q: When George W Bush (R, cocaine & alcohol abuse) signed the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) program, why were the recipients excluded from drug testing?
 
2012-01-15 09:20:45 PM
Lost Thought 00: He earned his paycheck by working hard, unlike welfare recipients who simply sit around eating dorritos and getting high using your hard earned tax dollars.

He could have had a stash of pot before going on welfare. He could have grown it. Might be a gift. I could see many scenarios in which the high didn't cost the tax payers a dime.
 
2012-01-15 09:20:58 PM
violentsalvation: LOL what a dipshiat, I bet he gets out of it though.

My parents knew a state representative who got arrested for a DUI after crashing into a fence. In the hospital, they did a blood test for alcohol, and he claimed that the results were contaminated due to the alcohol rub they put on his arm before doing the blood draw.

He got off, IIRC.

/CSB
 
2012-01-15 09:21:47 PM
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2012-01-15 09:21:58 PM
HawgWild: GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...


Too funny. He lives off of public money.
 
2012-01-15 09:22:36 PM
that doesn't make the legislation he's championing any less important. In fact, it only proves the importance of passing the legislation. Imagine if he'd been some welfare recipiant high off a marijuana cigarette? or perhaps cocaine? Do you want tax dollars to go to illicit purposes? Surely not.
 
2012-01-15 09:22:40 PM
DO AS I SAY!!!
 
2012-01-15 09:23:46 PM
Darklemming: What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?

The fact that the vast majority of welfare recipients aren't on drugs (drugs are expensive), and that it costs more to actually carry out the tests.
 
2012-01-15 09:25:27 PM
Is it me or does that guy look like he has an extra chromosome?
 
2012-01-15 09:25:56 PM
If you grow up in the deep south, you already know about the Arbiters of Morality. We have a joke--how do you get rid of crabgrass in the south?
Pour whiskey on it and the Baptists'll eat it.


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2012-01-15 09:26:00 PM
Darklemming: These two have nothing in common.

What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?


Because its a waste of money - Florida's brief experiment proved that.

Because the rate of drug use is right around the rate of false positives. Again, Florida.

Because most people on welfare have kids, and some of us think that letting a kid go without, say, electricity or heat because mom took a hit when someone passed a joint around at the bridge game is ridiculous.
 
2012-01-15 09:26:22 PM
I really wish these people didn't have such punchable faces. Who names their kid Kip?

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2012-01-15 09:27:35 PM
Dammit, I just noticed the tie after submitting that. I'm gonna go grab a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
 
2012-01-15 09:28:41 PM
HawgWild: GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...


Welfare: money from the state. He gets paid by the state. It's why opposition proposed that state legislators be tested as well. Seems to have proved his opponents point well.
 
2012-01-15 09:28:49 PM
HawgWild: Why is it hypocrisy? It's not like he is on welfare ...

because alcohol is a drug too. the most dangerous, in fact, because no other drug, legal or not, turns its user into a fat, stumbling, belligerent a-hole but alcohol.

ALCOHOL MAKES YOU FAT AND STUPID, THAT'S WHY IT'S LEGAL
TOBACCO KILLS YOU SLOWLY WITH NO REAL DISCERNIBLE EFFECTS, THAT'S WHY IT'S LEGAL

/i'm not suggesting we outlaw alcohol, we studied in grade school how well that worked out
//the safe drugs are illegal because drug cartels own the US government, and they don't like paying taxes
 
2012-01-15 09:28:50 PM
Ethanol makes you think everything is ok while everything around you completely shiatty.


Kind of like voting for a republican if you ask me.
 
2012-01-15 09:28:58 PM
FTA: "Smith is a sponsor of Georgia House Bill 464, which would "require random drug testing" for citizens on public assistance. In response to Smith's legislation, State Rep. Scott Holcomb introduced a bill last month that would require all state lawmakers to be subject to random drug testing."

Someone slap a hero tag on Rep. Scott Holcomb. If they want to do something like that to people on public assistance, they should be subject to the same government overreach.

Not that I think anyone should be subjected to random drug testing because what people do on their own time is nobody's business but theirs so long as nobody else is being endangered by it.
 
2012-01-15 09:30:00 PM
Darklemming: These two have nothing in common.

What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?


First, there's the matter of "innocent until proven guilty".

Second, "free money" my a**. I've paid into the system all my life. If I lose my job and need help getting back on my feet, I shouldn't be subjected to these demeaning tests like a criminal.
 
2012-01-15 09:31:36 PM
spamdog: Darklemming: What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?

The fact that the vast majority of welfare recipients aren't on drugs (drugs are expensive), and that it costs more to actually carry out the tests.


Or the assertion that you'd have to be a junkie to be on welfare.
 
2012-01-15 09:31:40 PM
What a dick.
 
2012-01-15 09:33:05 PM
Darklemming: What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?

Why not drug test to get tax credits, social security, driver's licenses, or to fly on a plane? Where are you drawing the line, right before the people who are you?
 
2012-01-15 09:33:44 PM
GAT_00: You know, this was really just inevitable. This always happens when Republicans try shiat like this. And then they'll dodge like hell when anyone points out the hypocrisy.

It's called projection. It's something they do, so they believe the other side does it also -- and they must stop them. Like election fraud.
 
2012-01-15 09:35:50 PM
Darklemming: Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money.

yes, one is private industry the other is the government.

I'm sure you're smart enough to know that the government is held to different standards when it comes to these things.
 
2012-01-15 09:45:24 PM
Why is everyone down on him. Are our standards so high? At least he was not caught with the teenage boy he just dropped off before running a red light.
 
2012-01-15 09:45:25 PM
You libtards are missing to point. The drug tests are meant to keep "those people" (wink, wink) from getting taxpayer money.

Sweet Jebus, do you morans need everything spelled out for you?
 
2012-01-15 09:46:15 PM
I guess he won't be getting any welfare, then.
Mission accomplished.
 
2012-01-15 09:47:32 PM
stoli n coke: You libtards are missing to point. The drug tests are meant to keep "those people" (wink, wink) from getting taxpayer money.

Sweet Jebus, do you morans need everything spelled out for you?


Why would "those people" need the money if they are attractive and successful?
 
2012-01-15 09:48:57 PM
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spamdog:
Darklemming: What's the argument against drug testing welfare recipients again? Many jobs require you to drug test before you can work for your money. But for free money is a violation of privacy?

The fact that the vast majority of welfare recipients aren't on drugs (drugs are expensive), and that it costs more to actually carry out the tests.


Obviously, drug tests for welfare recipients have never been about anything other than demonizing welfare recipients by implication. The cost savings come when you a) make the testees pay for them and b) when you vilify them enough that people vote for cuts to welfare and in a few years you don't have to give any of them anything.

The arguments against them are grounded in simple human decency and therefore not comprehensible by modern right wingers.
 
2012-01-15 09:49:35 PM
I have no issue with drug testing welfare recipients as long as we drug test all government employees, Elected government members and Government contractors as well. After all they all get our tax dollars too.
 
2012-01-15 09:49:42 PM
vartian: HawgWild: What does one have to do with the other?

About as much as receiving public assistance has to do with passing a drug test. But mainly it's about a holier then thou fark being reminded that when you try and micromanage the lives of others, people are going to look at your own with more scrutiny.


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2012-01-15 09:50:31 PM
snuff3r: Or the assertion that you'd have to be a junkie to be on welfare.

Oddly, the only person I personally know that's been on welfare is also the biggest right wingnut that I've ever met. She's claimed a few times that all welfare recipients are drug using ghetto trash. Gushed about how much the drug testing was going to save in Florida. Got red faced angry and sat staring at the corner of her cubical when it was pointed out that even the Florida governor's own numbers showed it would cost the state far more then it would save.
 
2012-01-15 09:50:42 PM
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Kip doesn't like touching with the lights on.
 
2012-01-15 09:50:44 PM
If this guy doesn't lose his gig over this, at least we'll have the next couple of years to watch his puffy combover dissolve like cotton candy in the rain.
 
2012-01-15 09:50:53 PM
jaytkay: Q: When George W Bush (R, cocaine & alcohol abuse) signed the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) program, why were the recipients excluded from drug testing?

The Onion explained it best:

Drugs Legal if User is Gainfully Employed.
 
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