Did he died?

Well, it wouldn't be fair to blame the gun now, would it. I mean, the gun never even touched him.

Filth Paste: Well, it wouldn't be fair to blame the gun now, would it. I mean, the gun never even touched him.

A knife certainly wouldn't have.

Guns don't paralyze people; bullets do.

This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

Inner cities need to offer free target training and gun range hours to thugs and gangbangers. It would really cut down on innocent bystanders getting shot and paralyzed.

Inasmuch as the kid was shot during a gang-related gunfight, and white Chicago-area youth don't join gangs, it would be racist to blame the gangs, gang members, or gang violence.

Instead, blame the white people. If white people did not demand continued respect for second amendment rights, somehow criminals would not be able to get guns - even though Mexican drug cartels have no problem importing illegal machine guns.

But wait - the majority of newspaper subscribers are white, middle class people who can't afford their own security force. So instead of blaming readers, blame the bullet.

Well that sucks.

/too soon?

Disregard my comment... thought I was on another thread. farking long day.

Mensan: Inasmuch as the kid was shot during a gang-related gunfight, and white Chicago-area youth don't join gangs, it would be racist to blame the gangs, gang members, or gang violence.

Instead, blame the white people. If white people did not demand continued respect for second amendment rights, somehow criminals would not be able to get guns - even though Mexican drug cartels have no problem importing illegal machine guns.

But wait - the majority of newspaper subscribers are white, middle class people who can't afford their own security force. So instead of blaming readers, blame the bullet.

WTF.jpeg

Reporting Bob Roberts - the man who has just shat himself.

the slow blade bullet penetrates the shield?

Mensan: Inasmuch as the kid was shot during a gang-related gunfight, and white Chicago-area youth don't join gangs, it would be racist to blame the gangs, gang members, or gang violence.

Instead, blame the white people. If white people did not demand continued respect for second amendment rights, somehow criminals would not be able to get guns - even though Mexican drug cartels have no problem importing illegal machine guns.

But wait - the majority of newspaper subscribers are white, middle class people who can't afford their own security force. So instead of blaming readers, blame the bullet.

There should be a Confusing button in addition to Smart and Funny.

croesius: This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

Are Sig Sauer caliber bullets OK then?

It's not the bullet's fault that its inertia was greater than the tensile strength of the boy's skin, bones, and spinal column.

AssAsInAssassin: Actually, it's bullet holes that kills people.

If my local paper is any indication, I'm pretty sure it's black people that people.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Inner cities need to offer free target training and gun range hours to thugs and gangbangers. It would really cut down on innocent bystanders getting shot and paralyzed.

/Good idea, though they wouldn't be able to turn the gun sideways and look "gangsta" as they randomly pray and spray, hitting innocent civilians and children. That would defeat the whole idea of "badass".

Teen Wolf Blitzer: If my local paper is any indication, I'm pretty sure it's black people that people.

Accidentally.

Wyalt Derp: Teen Wolf Blitzer: If my local paper is any indication, I'm pretty sure it's black people that people.

Accidentally.

The whole thing?

Actually, you can't completely know both the position and momentum of the bullet at the same time, so if we know it wasn't slowing down, we can't say it was *the* bullet that killed him, or whether it was even there.

8InchFloppy: croesius: This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

Are Sig Sauer caliber bullets OK then?

Well, naturally. Ever seen a gun recovered from a crime that wasn't a Glock, Century Arms, or HiPoint?

turtle553: Wyalt Derp: Teen Wolf Blitzer: If my local paper is any indication, I'm pretty sure it's black people that people.

Accidentally.

The whole thing?

Is this dangerous?

Mensan: Inasmuch as the kid was shot during a gang-related gunfight, and white Chicago-area youth don't join gangs, it would be racist to blame the gangs, gang members, or gang violence.

Instead, blame the white people. If white people did not demand continued respect for second amendment rights, somehow criminals would not be able to get guns - even though Mexican drug cartels have no problem importing illegal machine guns.

But wait - the majority of newspaper subscribers are white, middle class people who can't afford their own security force. So instead of blaming readers, blame the bullet.


Hey, buddy, just skip to the N word and don't waste time on the unamusing, poorly thought out trolling.

natmar_76: Mensan: Inasmuch as the kid was shot during a gang-related gunfight, and white Chicago-area youth don't join gangs, it would be racist to blame the gangs, gang members, or gang violence.

Instead, blame the white people. If white people did not demand continued respect for second amendment rights, somehow criminals would not be able to get guns - even though Mexican drug cartels have no problem importing illegal machine guns.

But wait - the majority of newspaper subscribers are white, middle class people who can't afford their own security force. So instead of blaming readers, blame the bullet.


Hey, buddy, just skip to the N word and don't waste time on the unamusing, poorly thought out trolling.

Got me wondering, what does the Fark Filter do with that word? I know of its hit detection on other swears, but not this one....Anyone volunteer to find out?

croesius: This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

Glock caliber? WTF?

ok i guess i am going to hell for seeing the headline then clicking then seeing same headline and laughing maniacally

/wife didn't think it was too funny though. "get it not slowing down"

jimmyjackfunk: ok i guess i am going to hell for seeing the headline then clicking then seeing same headline and laughing maniacally

/wife didn't think it was too funny though. "get it not slowing down"

Yeah. That seemed a bit of an odd metaphor. I'm sure they were trying to be cute, but come on...

This thread and the headline have me laughing my ass off. Is that wrong?

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: croesius: This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

Glock caliber? WTF?

He's talking about the .45GAP

My biggest fear in Flint, surprise doesn't happen more often here. Detroit cops shoot in the head so not many crippled-by-gunfight kids.

/too obscure

Oh subby, that's terrible. Well see you in the weekly roundup.

Stuck in you
Got a bullet down deep in my chest
That I just can't lose

This entire story is a fabrication. Guns within the city limits of Chicago are illegal, so it's not possible that there was a gun there.



/oh wait, you mean criminals don't obey laws? better pass some more, then. maybe they'll obey those.

croesius: This is a prime example of why every glock-caliber bullet needs an RFID chip imbedded in it. Register at the walmart when you buy the box, and just like that...you automatically know which apartment to go knocking at.

/derp

gun control:

1) using both hands to control the gun when you fire it.
2) hitting what you are aiming at.


in hopefully before the gun control libs complain about the need for guns..yada, ad nausaum.

other than the straw purchasers - who IMO should be charged with the same crime if any of the guns they bought "legitimately" are used in a crime...

does anyone really believe that the "gun nuts" would really a) sell guns illegally on the street b) sell ANY gun that they have illegally ?

/proud, card carrying member of the NRA.
/suck it libs

The big quote is from Mass Effect 2, which is as awesome as it looks. Mass Effect 1 plays like a big galaxy exploration game with huge amounts of flavor (google elevator conversations in mass effect), whereas Mass Effect 2 is a bit more of a polished tactical shooter / choose your own adventure game.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: This entire story is a fabrication. Guns within the city limits of Chicago are illegal, so it's not possible that there was a gun there.

Lots of people legally own guns in Chicago.

BronyMedic: Valarius: Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-biatch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

What is that from? Because it looks awesome.


It's from Mass Effect 2, the videogame, and it *is* awesome.

Heee went thataway!



Dum-dums.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: This entire story is a fabrication. Guns within the city limits of Chicago are illegal, so it's not possible that there was a gun there.



/oh wait, you mean criminals don't obey laws? better pass some more, then. maybe they'll obey those.

Conclusion:
There should be no laws.

jaytkay: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: This entire story is a fabrication. Guns within the city limits of Chicago are illegal, so it's not possible that there was a gun there.

Lots of people legally own guns in Chicago.

And what about pistols? You know, those guns that are there to either solve a close range/immediate problem or help get you to the long or scatter gun that you really want.

/Seriously, I dont know
//Lives in Florida and has a "CWFL" (Concealed Weapon or Firearm License)
///I love my Kimber
////Dont break into my house, it wont end well for you

Begoggle: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: This entire story is a fabrication. Guns within the city limits of Chicago are illegal, so it's not possible that there was a gun there.

/oh wait, you mean criminals don't obey laws? better pass some more, then. maybe they'll obey those.

Conclusion:
There should be no laws.

I could argue, but there are instances where "Lawless" is an intriguing concept...
...if it please the court, I present Exhibit A: