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SilentStrider

2012-01-15 06:07:09 PM

apparently condoms are anathema to her as well.

albuquerquehalsey

2012-01-15 06:11:25 PM

>sees picture

>ohboyherewego.png

Outrageous Muff

2012-01-15 06:11:40 PM

Funny, she doesn't look Irish.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-15 06:12:38 PM

Hers goes up to 11.

namatad

2012-01-15 06:13:10 PM

Outrageous Muff: Funny, she doesn't look Irish.

lol

at what point should people be sterilized?
5 kids? 10?
11?

so today they are not on benefits ... but next month? next year??

gopher321

2012-01-15 06:13:52 PM

Austin Mini clown car?

WideStance

2012-01-15 06:14:20 PM

It should be mentioned that in the U.K., you have free healthcare.

Fireproof

2012-01-15 06:14:30 PM

...but is getting a reality show.

AssAsInAssassin

2012-01-15 06:14:43 PM

Is it just me, or does anyone else think her ugly-ass family looks Photoshopped?

Pincy

2012-01-15 06:15:12 PM

Hero? Really? When you decide to have eleven kids you better damn well be able to take care of them.

Bonzo_1116

2012-01-15 06:16:11 PM

I wonder what the poppa does for a living...It's got to be pretty lucrative. Those kids don't have the beat-down look you get from eating nothing but potatoes and living 6 to a room.

But at least poppa doesn't need to pay for health insurance for a whole soccer team.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-15 06:16:21 PM

How is this news??! She's not a single mother. Her husband is in the picture, and they'd been grade school sweethearts since they were 13 and 15 years old. Two of them are her husband's children by another woman.

Non-story.

Misconduc

2012-01-15 06:17:22 PM

Pincy

2012-01-15 06:17:52 PM

WideStance: It should be mentioned that in the U.K., you have free healthcare.

This too. It's easy to say you aren't receiving government benefits when you have socialized medicine to fall back on. It's also a little disingenuous.

YouPeopleAreCrazy

2012-01-15 06:18:05 PM

Fark and article headline misleading

It's not a 'mom' (implied single mom), but rather husband and wife with a bunch of kids. They've been together for pretty much 20 years.

/non-story

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-15 06:19:32 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Is it just me, or does anyone else think her ugly-ass family looks Photoshopped?

The two olive skinned kids are not hers, they're her husbands by whomever he was fking when they were 'on break' during the college years. Why he has custody -- and how many more are out there -- and their mother doesn't, who knows.

Bonzo_1116

2012-01-15 06:19:56 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Is it just me, or does anyone else think her ugly-ass family looks Photoshopped?

I find the blond hair on the little ones a wee bit suspicious. I know that folks can start out blond and get brown hair when they hit puberty....but on *half* of the kids? I think the postman had a part in it.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-15 06:22:26 PM

I know. Like we're really supposed to believe the dude in that picture can find his own dick to stick it in, in the first place.

GoldenEggs

2012-01-15 06:23:13 PM

Maybe some afroghetto slugs may learn something from this... Never!

AssAsInAssassin

2012-01-15 06:25:45 PM

GoldenEggs: Maybe some afroghetto slugs may learn something from this... Never!

Nothing racist to see here, move along...

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-01-15 06:26:32 PM

GoldenEggs: Maybe some afroghetto slugs may learn something from this... Never!

Go back to the Yahoo comment section

maq0r

2012-01-15 06:27:15 PM

'I'd thought we would have a couple of children but having several miscarriages changed my perspective. I was utterly heartbroken every time, it never got easier. It made me realise how precious children are and how they truly are a blessing.'

Not wanting to do a "you don't know how miscarriage is you insensitive bastard!!!" but she should've searched for heavy counseling after the miscarry. Doing the exact same opposite and birthing until your vagina drops != coping with the loss of a fetus/baby.

FrancoFile

2012-01-15 06:27:33 PM

She lives in Hoo.

/snerk

skinink

2012-01-15 06:31:36 PM

But apparently the husband is claiming benefits by farking her anytime he wishes. That's some benefit!

swingbozo

2012-01-15 06:33:30 PM

You're going to start having even more miscarriages if you keep this idiotic act up.

adeist69

2012-01-15 06:35:38 PM

Bonzo_1116: AssAsInAssassin: Is it just me, or does anyone else think her ugly-ass family looks Photoshopped?

I find the blond hair on the little ones a wee bit suspicious. I know that folks can start out blond and get brown hair when they hit puberty....but on *half* of the kids? I think the postman had a part in it.

I'd have been mortified if my hair had gone from blond to brunette at puberty. I was a towhead until 3 or 4, at least according to the pictures I have of myself from that time (my parents are both dead so I can't ask when it happened for sure).

opiumpoopy

2012-01-15 06:38:13 PM

Pincy: WideStance: It should be mentioned that in the U.K., you have free healthcare.

This too. It's easy to say you aren't receiving government benefits when you have socialized medicine to fall back on. It's also a little disingenuous.

Wat?

You do realise that children are cheap for healthcare? It's the old folks that are expensive, and the US has already socialised their healthcare quite comprehensively.

Kumana Wanalaia

2012-01-15 06:40:13 PM

GoldenEggs: Maybe some afroghetto slugs may learn something from this... Never!

No one helped me when I was on welfare and food stamps....

TV's Vinnie

2012-01-15 06:40:17 PM

By the looks of that.....thing on the far right, it looks like son #1 and daughter #1 were doing a bit of screwing of their own.

lacrossestar83

2012-01-15 06:40:46 PM

One of these things is not like the other things
One of these things, it doesn't belong
Can you guess which thing is not like the other things
Before I finish my sOMGWTF A MEXICAN

brianbankerus

2012-01-15 06:41:19 PM

namatad: so today they are not on benefits ... but next month? next year??

And those she inspires who think hers is a noble path to the end of the human race on earth?

Pincy

2012-01-15 06:44:13 PM

opiumpoopy: Pincy: WideStance: It should be mentioned that in the U.K., you have free healthcare.

This too. It's easy to say you aren't receiving government benefits when you have socialized medicine to fall back on. It's also a little disingenuous.

Wat?

You do realise that children are cheap for healthcare? It's the old folks that are expensive, and the US has already socialised their healthcare quite comprehensively.

Do you realize how much a pregnancy costs? Try having a baby in the US without insurance. Now multiply that by 11. And if one of them is premature and needs pediatric ICU then forget about it.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-15 06:44:28 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

brantgoose

2012-01-15 06:44:30 PM

"Meet my Mother. Her name is Martha but her friends call her Martyr."

Nice middle class suburban house and mini-van in the background. Given the price of real estate in the UK, well above average--unless it's a duplex. Would they be eligible for benefits if they did claim them? And would an American family in similar circumstances be eligible for welfare and food stamps?

They don't say what he does for a living, but recruitment officer, that's Human Resources Manager here and they were a two income family until child no. 6, about six years ago.

namatad

2012-01-15 06:46:36 PM

TV's Vinnie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]

By the looks of that.....thing on the far right, it looks like son #1 and daughter #1 were doing a bit of screwing of their own.

FTA
Mr Sullivan has two children, Ben - 18 - and 17-year-old Stephanie, from a previous relationship. The family is completed by Caitlin, 12; Harry, 8; Eddie, 7; Sid, 6; Patrick, 4; Oliver, 2 and Joseph, one, as well as two three-month-old twins.

so he has 11 kids, she only has 9 kids and bunch of still births ...

Underabridge

2012-01-15 06:48:16 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

I want to have sex with the daughter in the blue shirt.

bhcompy

2012-01-15 06:51:27 PM

Underabridge: Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

I want to have sex with the daughter in the blue shirt.

Is this a Trekkie convention?

opiumpoopy

2012-01-15 06:52:26 PM

Pincy: Do you realize how much a pregnancy costs?

Yes. Mrs Poopy has had two. The bills for ice cream nearly crippled me.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-15 06:52:47 PM

Underabridge: Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

I want to have sex with the daughter in the blue shirt.

users.tpg.com.au

AssAsInAssassin

2012-01-15 06:55:01 PM

Underabridge: Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

I want to have sex with the daughter in the blue shirt.

I think I know what bridge you live under.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Tuttle_Causeway_sex_offender_colon y

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-15 06:57:41 PM

FrancoFile: She lives in Hoo.

/snerk

I snerked as well.
She should quit while she's ahead. Nobody should have that many kids.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-15 06:58:53 PM

AbbeySomeone: FrancoFile: She lives in Hoo.

/snerk

I snerked as well.
She should quit while she's ahead. Nobody should have that many kids.

www.zuguide.com

YouPeopleAreCrazy

2012-01-15 07:02:37 PM

Are we going to have elevenses?

FrancoFile

2012-01-15 07:04:33 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Are we going to have elevenses?

I don't think he knows about second breakfast...

albuquerquehalsey

2012-01-15 07:04:34 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I think the postman had a part in it.

It looks like the Postman Came More Than Twice.

kingoomieiii

2012-01-15 07:04:57 PM

I'm pretty tired of Daily Mail articles about how much public money people I will never, ever meet are drawing for their families.

Valarius

2012-01-15 07:05:21 PM

nO nEeD fOr MeTh MoUtH sHes LiMEy lolololololol^__^

timelady

2012-01-15 07:05:59 PM

Our favorite many kids clown car Duggars aren't on benefits either, but that doesn't stop the Farklove bus pulling up to the kerb:)

/has five kids - raised/raising geeks to try and out do the morans.
//yes, if you don't know the meme, it's spelt right.
/// in the US atm, so getting to comment on stories at same time as everyone else may go to my head!!
//like it here, but can't wait to go back down under to where family awaits.
/ hoping it's my family, gets too confusing trying to remember new names.

rogue_L_chick

2012-01-15 07:06:39 PM

Wow. Taking care of your kids without welfare is heroic now? That word..l don't think it means...oh fark it.

I come from the same area as the Duggars and everyone I know is sick of hearing about how wonderful they are for spawning as many kids as they can manage. I really wish people would stop glamorizing an overworked uterus. Paying for your own kids is nothing to be praised for...it's your farking JOB.

Underabridge

2012-01-15 07:11:09 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Underabridge: Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I want to have sex with the daughter in the red shirt.

I want to have sex with the daughter in the blue shirt.

[users.tpg.com.au image 550x413]

Well, don't get all high and mighty with me. If we are going to talk about underage debauchery you might as well go for the gold. Amirite?

And at least my selection doesn't have a pig nose so nyah.

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