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		49er fans intercept two bullets when a Saints fan shoots them at a Georgia Applebee's (sports.yahoo.com)		79
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4NSpy

2012-01-15 02:42:06 PM

The shooter claims the shots would have been fatal if they occurred indoors..

RocketRod

2012-01-15 02:55:39 PM

How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's?

sigdiamond2000

2012-01-15 02:57:35 PM

If Applebee's had guns on the walls instead of pictures of James Dean, this never would've happened.

Roook

2012-01-15 03:11:08 PM

Not surprised this was at an Applebee's. I am surprised it wasn't the one at North Dekalb Mall.

9beers

2012-01-15 03:11:36 PM

The story about the mom choking her 11 year old after the Packers lost is infinitely more farked up than some felon being a felon.

hurdboy

2012-01-15 03:14:43 PM

I can think of few things more depressing than watching the Saints lose in an Applebee's in Georgia.

/Unless it was to the farking Falcons
//facepalm dat. *sigh*

hundreddollarman

2012-01-15 03:19:34 PM

Were they cancer bullets?

/Hopefully not obscure.
//Niners fan. Hung way the fark over.

wallywam1

2012-01-15 03:20:47 PM

Aggravated assault? My GED in internet law screams "attempted murder."

jackiepaper

2012-01-15 03:21:00 PM

Aggravated assault? how is this not clearly attempted murder?

netweavr

2012-01-15 03:21:22 PM

What is it with San Francisco and violence?

Dawg47

2012-01-15 03:22:37 PM

Roook: Not surprised this was at an Applebee's. I am surprised it wasn't the one at North Dekalb Mall.

this

vudukungfu

2012-01-15 03:23:13 PM

Maybe it was someone who just went in for a quiet meal and couldn't handle all the BOO_YAH!! YEAH, BABY! DAY-UHM! NO!
tourette's coming from the next table.

downtownkid

2012-01-15 03:23:57 PM

Should have been you, Ravens fans.

jackiepaper

2012-01-15 03:24:06 PM

vudukungfu: Maybe it was someone who just went in for a quiet meal and couldn't handle all the BOO_YAH!! YEAH, BABY! DAY-UHM! NO!
tourette's coming from the next table.

If you go into an Applebees on a playoff football saturday looking for quiet, youre a moron.

vudukungfu

2012-01-15 03:24:56 PM

jackiepaper: If you go into an Applebees ~~on a playoff football saturday looking for quiet~~, youre a moron.
fixied

4NSpy

2012-01-15 03:25:30 PM

vudukungfu: Maybe it was someone who just went in for a quiet meal and couldn't handle all the BOO_YAH!! YEAH, BABY! DAY-UHM! NO!
tourette's coming from the ~~next table~~ server as she reads out the day's specials while covered head to toe in flair.

downtownkid

2012-01-15 03:26:14 PM

jackiepaper: vudukungfu: Maybe it was someone who just went in for a quiet meal and couldn't handle all the BOO_YAH!! YEAH, BABY! DAY-UHM! NO!
tourette's coming from the next table.

If you go into an Applebees on a playoff football saturday looking for quiet, youre a moron.

Sure. His propensity for getting all shooty over a ballgame isn't the strongest indicator of intellect, either.

skinink

2012-01-15 03:26:48 PM

Those states must be really tired of the Katrina refugees farking up the crimes stats everywhere outside of Louisianna.

halfof33

2012-01-15 03:28:16 PM

Was my version of the article the only one that said the shooter was "eating good in the neighborhood"?

I mean two little shots and the Niners got scared....

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2012-01-15 03:31:37 PM

netweavr: What is it with San Francisco Bay and violence?

Oakland refuses to be excluded out of any violence-related talk.

slimkibbles

2012-01-15 03:33:47 PM

vudukungfu: jackiepaper: If you go into an Applebees ~~on a playoff football saturday looking for quiet~~, youre a moron.
fixied

I typically stop in there every Friday with people from work. They have a great happy hour. So...fark you.

7th Son of a 7th Son

2012-01-15 03:34:56 PM

The only time I go to Applebees is for half price appetizers late night. It's not half bad if you're already drunk.

LarryDan43

2012-01-15 03:38:55 PM

Oh no, a Saints fan would never ever do something like this. Other Saints fans have assured me that they are all completely respectful, unlike Bears fans who put hurricane jokes on signs. the nerve of those people!

DrippinBalls

2012-01-15 03:41:34 PM

It's Applebee's, it's all good.

GAT_00

2012-01-15 03:42:33 PM

wallywam1: Aggravated assault? My GED in internet law screams "attempted murder."

jackiepaper: Aggravated assault? how is this not clearly attempted murder?

I got $100 that says the arresting officer was a Saints fan too.

Igor Jakovsky

2012-01-15 03:42:38 PM

I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

Creoena

2012-01-15 03:50:10 PM

See that's why I'm a Cowboys fan - they suck too much for us to want to go cheering for them in public.

AirForceVet

2012-01-15 03:51:27 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

I have to agree. Seems like the charges were a bit light. Welcome to the South, y'all.

jackiepaper

2012-01-15 03:51:48 PM

GAT_00: wallywam1: Aggravated assault? My GED in internet law screams "attempted murder."

jackiepaper: Aggravated assault? how is this not clearly attempted murder?

I got $100 that says the arresting officer was a Saints fan too.

In Georgia? unlikely.

jackiepaper

2012-01-15 03:54:12 PM

AirForceVet: Igor Jakovsky: I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

I have to agree. Seems like the charges were a bit light. Welcome to the South, y'all.

was the shooter white and the victims not?

Apos

2012-01-15 03:56:31 PM

Roook: Not surprised this was at an Applebee's. I am surprised it wasn't the one at North Dekalb Mall.

Really? When precisely did the chain's tag line become "~~Eating~~ Shooting Good In The Neighborhood"?

I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-15 03:58:05 PM

halfof33: Was my version of the article the only one that said the shooter was "eating good in the neighborhood"?

I mean two little shots and the Niners got scared....

No. I saw that too. I had trouble figuring the sentence out. Eating good at Applebees? How does that happen?

ShamWowofDamocles

2012-01-15 03:58:39 PM

jackiepaper: AirForceVet: Igor Jakovsky: I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

I have to agree. Seems like the charges were a bit light. Welcome to the South, y'all.

was the shooter white and the victims not?

Don't know about the victims, but this showsus the shooter was not white...

Link (new window)

GAT_00

2012-01-15 04:00:32 PM

jackiepaper: AirForceVet: Igor Jakovsky: I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

I have to agree. Seems like the charges were a bit light. Welcome to the South, y'all.

was the shooter white and the victims not?

It wasn't that the shooter was white and the victims were black, which is the only other explanation.

GAT_00

2012-01-15 04:01:08 PM

GAT_00: jackiepaper: AirForceVet: Igor Jakovsky: I wanted to also ask how this isnt attempted murder. The shooter needs to be removed from society for a long time if all it takes to make him all shooty is a couple of football fans cheering for the other team.

I have to agree. Seems like the charges were a bit light. Welcome to the South, y'all.

was the shooter white and the victims not?

It wasn't that the shooter was white and the victims were black, which is the only other explanation.

Well, I suppose there is a third, that the arresting officer is a friend to the shooter.

Vangor

2012-01-15 04:03:59 PM

a New Orleans Saints fan who was eating good in the neighborhood took offense

People were shot. On Fark make all of the jokes you want, but...you know what, you're Yahoo Sports, we're the only readers anyway.

7th Son of a 7th Son

2012-01-15 04:06:02 PM

I_Am_Weasel: halfof33: Was my version of the article the only one that said the shooter was "eating good in the neighborhood"?

I mean two little shots and the Niners got scared....

No. I saw that too. I had trouble figuring the sentence out. Eating good at Applebees? How does that happen?

Bring in food from another restaurant.

Why Would I Read the Article

2012-01-15 04:10:43 PM

Not long after the shooting, police arrested Ayro and charged him with two counts of aggravated assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

Why not attempted murder?

TheOther

2012-01-15 04:29:12 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Not long after the shooting, police arrested Ayro and charged him with two counts of aggravated assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

Why not attempted murder?

The San Francisco fan is lucky he didn't get charged with theft of bullets, being gay, and theft of bullets during the commision of being gay.

MAYORBOB

2012-01-15 04:47:54 PM

Genuinely surprised the shooter wasn't an Eagles fan because all fark knows only Philadelphians are capable of senseless violence

Mentalpatient87

2012-01-15 04:52:25 PM

Competition of peace.

bulldg4life

2012-01-15 05:07:32 PM

Two minutes from my house.

I'm just so proud right now. But, sadly, this will not compete with the murder at TGIFriday from a couple years ago.

Why Would I Read the Article

2012-01-15 05:27:23 PM

TheOther: The San Francisco fan is lucky he didn't get charged with theft of bullets, being gay, and theft of bullets during the commision of being gay.

smuj.home.comcast.net

Herman Borrach

2012-01-15 05:29:53 PM

netweavr: What is it with San Francisco and violence?

San Francisco sports fans are insufferable.

robsul82

2012-01-15 05:35:06 PM

In response to the baseless rumors currently swirling that this was what I was actually doing last night, I must repeat that this is untrue.

Professczar

2012-01-15 05:48:59 PM

Herman Borrach: ~~San Francisco~~ Sports fans who root for teams other than mine are insufferable.

FIFY

/Go Niners.

teto85

2012-01-15 05:54:01 PM

GO NINERS!

steamingpile

2012-01-15 05:59:07 PM

4NSpy: The shooter claims the shots would have been fatal if they occurred indoors..

Win.

Typical shiathead new orleans transplant, wonder if he was a katrina transplant that people have said did nothing to crime rates around here and we were just paranoid whitey's.

FriarReb98

2012-01-15 05:59:34 PM

jackiepaper: GAT_00: wallywam1: Aggravated assault? My GED in internet law screams "attempted murder."

jackiepaper: Aggravated assault? how is this not clearly attempted murder?

I got $100 that says the arresting officer was a Saints fan too.

In Georgia? unlikely.

That's the thing that's both confusing and totally speaks encyclopedias worth about Atlanta area sports fans. Falcons "fans" HATE the Saints. Amazing that there are any in Georgia....

Guidette Frankentits

2012-01-15 06:13:04 PM

Yay 3 cheers for subby's headline

/submitter

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