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The economy is tanking, so naturally, your first thought is "I need more guns"
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torch
2012-01-15 12:18:34 PM
I guess
submitter
doesn't know much about economics.
edmo
2012-01-15 02:46:02 PM
"Fewer and fewer people have more and more guns. Twenty percent of gun owners possess about 65 percent of the guns. . . . They're stockpiling."
In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
/Ya gotta admire the guns and ammo marketing people, don't cha?
FloydA
2012-01-15 02:50:24 PM
Business Week disagrees with you about the economy, subby. But what would they know, right?
Meatzilla
2012-01-15 02:57:30 PM
Gun Salesman Of The Year
/3 years running
Ennuipoet
2012-01-15 04:52:20 PM
edmo
:
In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
As dense as most gun owners are, you can hit them with a baseball bat, steal their gun and now you have a gun!
/HoHoHo
dustman81
2012-01-15 04:58:11 PM
I wonder if this has anything to do with a presidential election coming up. The gun makers love Obama as he is helping them indirectly as the crack-pots think that "Obama is gonna take our guns away!1!1" so they go and buy every gun they can.
CujoQuarrel
2012-01-15 05:11:23 PM
Don't be silly
You should have all the guns you need already.
What you may need is more ammo.
// owns about 20, mostly inherited
thalidomide new and improved
2012-01-15 05:19:21 PM
edmo
:
"Fewer and fewer people have more and more guns. Twenty percent of gun owners possess about 65 percent of the guns. . . . They're stockpiling."
In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
yeah, but you gotta be a better shot. If you can't shoot a four minute-of-angle grouping, you're pretty farked. Most gun owners don't just collect, they hone their skills.
As for me, I collect, but not heavily. I am more interested in the ability to hone one's skills with a gun. And I personally believe in the notion of having guns for different ranges. I have a 7.62x51 for 500 yard shooting, a 12 gauge for CQB, and very soon, going to have an AR15 in some sort of carbine format for in between. And I also have a .22LR for the kids, which stays in my gun safe.
and I have ASSLOADS of ammo. Just ridiculous amounts.
Erik_Emune
2012-01-15 05:28:52 PM
Meatzilla
:
[i157.photobucket.com image 480x376]
Gun Salesman Of The Year
/3 years running
I find it hilarious that the irrational behavior of - ehm, firearms enthusiasts? - is held up as some sort of point scored against the administration. But it's good for the economy, so do carry on.
aearra
2012-01-15 05:32:30 PM
Even more interesting than the article are the comments. Absolutely pathetic fear driven paranoia.
thalidomide new and improved
2012-01-15 05:32:58 PM
this should be hijacked and turned into a gun thread.
that's just my opinion, though.
Swoop1809
2012-01-15 05:33:25 PM
I have only enough ammo for a small-medium sized high school worth of zombies. I need more ammo
Tingle007
2012-01-15 05:34:14 PM
Laugh all you want when the zombie apocalypse happens. THEY are prepared.
Man On Fire
2012-01-15 05:41:28 PM
If you think a dozen guns and a few thousand rounds of ammunition will enable your survival when society collapses, you are an idiot.
SniperJoe
2012-01-15 05:42:40 PM
It also helps that there seem to be a lot of people trying to SELL their firearms, often at discounted prices.
Pincy
2012-01-15 05:44:55 PM
So when the economy is bad more people buy guns? Just what we need, bunch of people incapable of holding down a job stockpiling weapons. This will end well.
urban.derelict
2012-01-15 05:48:00 PM
edmo
:
In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
says someone who clearly knows absolutely nothing about guns.
urban.derelict
2012-01-15 05:49:39 PM
dustman81
:
I wonder if this has anything to do with a presidential election coming up. The gun makers love Obama as he is helping them indirectly as the crack-pots think that "Obama is gonna take our guns away!1!1" so they go and buy every gun they can.
he's not gonna take our guns away.
He's just allowing Holder to sell them to drug cartels carte blanche.
/1 handgun is nice but 50 assault rifles are better
Smackledorfer
2012-01-15 05:54:40 PM
Man On Fire
:
If you think a dozen guns and a few thousand rounds of ammunition will enable your survival when society collapses, you are an idiot.
Well ya, but when anarchical collapse of society occurs, it doesn't hurt to have those things.
I don't have a lot of ammo, but I do have cop and emt pals, so I feel we should be able to conquer grosse ile. I won't be in charge, but I can handle a fun and they'll need some bridge guards i'm sure.
I'll probably get sniped though.
TheOther
2012-01-15 05:55:23 PM
Ennuipoet
:
As dense as most gun owners are, you can hit them with a baseball bat, steal their gun and now you have a gun!
Now you're a gun owner and here comes a guy with a bat!!
TheOther
2012-01-15 05:56:37 PM
Smackledorfer
:
I can handle a fun
You mean 'a gub'.
o5iiawah
2012-01-15 05:59:12 PM
Swoop1809
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I have only enough ammo for a small-medium sized high school worth of zombies. I need more ammo
But do you have the
right
kind of ammo?
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all the good names are gone
2012-01-15 06:01:24 PM
TheOther
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Smackledorfer: I can handle a fun
You mean 'a gub'.
A gin?
Don't mind if I do...
TheOther
2012-01-15 06:03:44 PM
all the good names are gone
:
TheOther: Smackledorfer: I can handle a fun
You mean 'a gub'.
A gin?
Don't mind if I do...
Get your squareface on!
dragonchild
2012-01-15 06:10:43 PM
Smackledorfer
:
when anarchical collapse of society occurs, it doesn't hurt to have those things.
When the anarchical collapse of society occurs, it hurts whether you have a gun or not, in ways no one here has any farking clue. No one born and raised in America has any clue. Almost without exception, we can't afford to let it happen.
I'm not so retarded as to absurdly exaggerate my survival skills that I think I can survive a full-blown collapse by hunkering down and reading
Redneck
magazine. The very act of hunkering down assumes the situation is temporary (WTF are you gonna do when the canned food runs out, rob some farmers when they're all already dead?); the only way to live is through the creation of infrastructure -- and no one can do that alone. Which is why, for thousands of years, humans have created
societies
. And to think, Americans have gotten
so
stupid as to forget that.
Ennuipoet
2012-01-15 06:16:11 PM
TheOther
:
Now you're a gun owner and here comes a guy with a bat!!
The Circle of Life.
DBone44
2012-01-15 06:16:38 PM
You see all that rioting and looting in Greece and France? You know why that doesn't happen here? Gunowners! Because nothing in my house is worth your life, so stay out.
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-01-15 06:17:42 PM
Meatzilla
:
[i157.photobucket.com image 480x376]
Gun Salesman Of The Year
/3 years running
But don't you
dare
call them racist.
Pincy
2012-01-15 06:22:12 PM
dragonchild
:
the only way to live is through the creation of infrastructure -- and no one can do that alone. Which is why, for thousands of years, humans have created societies. And to think, Americans have gotten so stupid as to forget that.
Why do you think Ron Paul is getting so many votes?
Pincy
2012-01-15 06:24:13 PM
DBone44
:
You see all that rioting and looting in Greece and France? You know why that doesn't happen here? Gunowners! Because nothing in my house is worth your life, so stay out.
Internet Tough Guy meter rising...
NBSV
2012-01-15 06:25:25 PM
See, we got some nice shiat here. Other people want that shiat. So, I'm going to try and prevent them from getting that shiat. Understand?
hicksfa2
2012-01-15 06:27:52 PM
Ennuipoet
:
edmo: In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
As dense as most gun owners are, you can hit them with a baseball bat, steal their gun and now you have a gun!
/HoHoHo
I'm a gun owner. I'm nowhere close to being dense. I own because I can, and I enjoy shooting. Not all gun owners are just chomping at the bit; waiting to use what they own against somebody else.
But I'm sure you'll respond in kind with something well thought-out and rational.
baka-san
2012-01-15 06:28:19 PM
thalidomide new and improved:
this should be hijacked and turned into a gun thread.
crab66
2012-01-15 06:29:21 PM
DBone44
:
You see all that rioting and looting in Greece and France? You know why that doesn't happen here?
Apathetic people?
Remember that in this country....if things go to shiat. The mob is going to be armed too.
But you keep living the fantasy that a few guns make you a superhero.
Fabric_Man
2012-01-15 06:30:34 PM
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-15 06:36:18 PM
thalidomide new and improved
:
Most gun owners don't just collect, they hone their skills.
[citation needed]
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-15 06:42:11 PM
If only all those gun owners will go out and shoot a few windows the economy will rebound nicely.
/Glazier's fallacy FTW.
CujoQuarrel
:
// owns about 20, mostly inherited
I'm not a gun guy but if that's true you probably have some real gems.
edmo
2012-01-15 06:54:38 PM
urban.derelict
:
edmo: In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
says someone who clearly knows absolutely nothing about guns.
Well, I know more than a little something about aiming them.
Hobo Jr.
2012-01-15 07:20:03 PM
urban.derelict
:
edmo: In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
says someone who clearly knows absolutely nothing about guns.
No, I think he might be right. But it also only takes one bullet to take out lots of different people.
whither_apophis
2012-01-15 07:30:47 PM
dragonchild
:
WTF are you gonna do when the canned food runs out, rob some farmers when they're all already dead?
There'll always be mail order
/obscure?
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-15 07:33:05 PM
Glad to see one of the most dishonest and derpy articles I've read yet about the surge in firearms purchases is the one that got the green.
drjekel_mrhyde
2012-01-15 07:59:16 PM
Hopefully they will off themselves with those guns
realmolo
2012-01-15 08:04:51 PM
The hardcore survivalist types think they need guns to fight the armed forces of The New World Order that the Liberals are creating.
Never mind that will never happen. And even if it did, the armed forces aren't going to turn on their own people. Not in the US, anyway. And if they DID decide to wage war against the citizens, we are FARKED. Rifles don't beat drones.
Ennuipoet
2012-01-15 08:07:10 PM
hicksfa2
:
I'm a gun owner. I'm nowhere close to being dense. I own because I can, and I enjoy shooting. Not all gun owners are just chomping at the bit; waiting to use what they own against somebody else.
But I'm sure you'll respond in kind with something well thought-out and rational.
You make a valid point, not all gun owners want to shoot other people, sometimes, they shoot themselves! Usually while "cleaning it", a code for "playing with it".
I grew up with guns, I was a cop for fifteen years, I am not at all "anti-gun", I am anti-morons owning guns. The sheer level of stupidity I've seen displayed by people and their guns over the years has somewhat colored my opinion. Yes, there are many capable, responsible people out there who own firearms, they are countered by absolute dolts who think guns are cool toys, or make them cool boys.
Rational and well thought out enough for you?
ykarie
2012-01-15 08:15:25 PM
baka-san
:
thalidomide new and improved: this should be hijacked and turned into a gun thread.
[i201.photobucket.com image 615x820]
How much does a PS-90 like that run? Not that I could afford enough ammo to shoot it well, at the prices 5.7mm goes for here.
stiletto_the_wise
2012-01-15 08:23:16 PM
So, let me get this straight... Violent crime is down year after year and there has been no significant gun banning legislation in a decade, so... go buy guns because... there's a black man in the White House??
Ahh... FTA:
There might not be a growing number of gun owners, Brewer said: "Fewer and fewer people have more and more guns. Twenty percent of gun owners possess about 65 percent of the guns. . . . They're stockpiling."
So the existing nutters are getting nuttier.
hicksfa2
2012-01-15 08:25:21 PM
Ennuipoet
:
hicksfa2: I'm a gun owner. I'm nowhere close to being dense. I own because I can, and I enjoy shooting. Not all gun owners are just chomping at the bit; waiting to use what they own against somebody else.
But I'm sure you'll respond in kind with something well thought-out and rational.
You make a valid point, not all gun owners want to shoot other people, sometimes, they shoot themselves! Usually while "cleaning it", a code for "playing with it".
I grew up with guns, I was a cop for fifteen years, I am not at all "anti-gun", I am anti-morons owning guns. The sheer level of stupidity I've seen displayed by people and their guns over the years has somewhat colored my opinion. Yes, there are many capable, responsible people out there who own firearms, they are countered by absolute dolts who think guns are cool toys, or make them cool boys.
Rational and well thought out enough for you?
Why yes, yes it is.
baka-san
2012-01-15 08:34:24 PM
ykarie:
How much does a PS-90 like that run? Not that I could afford enough ammo to shoot it well, at the prices 5.7mm goes for here.
Several years ago, about 17-18 hundred, plus another 300 for the sight
Ennuipoet
2012-01-15 08:47:13 PM
hicksfa2
:
Why yes, yes it is.
Note the time and date, for this does not happen often on Fark :)
Elzar
2012-01-15 08:55:53 PM
thalidomide new and improved
:
edmo: "Fewer and fewer people have more and more guns. Twenty percent of gun owners possess about 65 percent of the guns. . . . They're stockpiling."
In other news, it still only takes one bullet to take out a gun owner.
yeah, but you gotta be a better shot. If you can't shoot a four minute-of-angle grouping, you're pretty farked. Most gun owners don't just collect, they hone their skills.
As for me, I collect, but not heavily. I am more interested in the ability to hone one's skills with a gun. And I personally believe in the notion of having guns for different ranges. I have a 7.62x51 for 500 yard shooting, a 12 gauge for CQB, and very soon, going to have an AR15 in some sort of carbine format for in between. And I also have a .22LR for the kids, which stays in my gun safe.
and I have ASSLOADS of ammo. Just ridiculous amounts.
You own a gun for "CQB"?
Benderlaughingharder.jpg
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