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40 years ago today, the #1 song had Americans singing about driving their Chevy to the levee
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Ennuipoet
2012-01-15 08:40:03 AM
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Mugato
2012-01-15 09:23:24 AM
Ugh. I hate that farking song. Are the baby boomers dead yet?
notmtwain
2012-01-15 09:37:04 AM
IMISSAMERICANPIE.COM
THE WEBSITE THAT CORRECTLY INTERPRETS THE MEANING OF THE CLASSIC SONG "AMERICAN PIE"
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 09:51:53 AM
Ennuipoet
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My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
The only good thing to come out of the Star Wars prequels.
2wolves
2012-01-15 10:17:34 AM
Emo before is was popular.
fearmongert
2012-01-15 10:45:40 AM
but was the levee dry?
INeedAName
2012-01-15 10:45:40 AM
notmtwain
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[imissamericanpie.com image 300x464]
IMISSAMERICANPIE.COM
THE WEBSITE THAT CORRECTLY INTERPRETS THE MEANING OF THE CLASSIC SONG "AMERICAN PIE"
I wrote a paper in high school taking the references and discussing there historical context. As such, I believe I can be considered an 'expert' for any discussion about this song and what it really means.
John Buck 41
2012-01-15 10:48:29 AM
Song gets a lot of grief but I've always liked it. Thanks, subby.
AaronSynn
2012-01-15 10:51:35 AM
This is one of the songs the DJ's would play whenever they had to run out and take a shiat.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 10:52:48 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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Ennuipoet: My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
The only good thing to come out of the Star Wars prequels.
Excuse me?
Natalie Portman's ass and bare midriff would like a moment of your time.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 10:53:25 AM
AaronSynn
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This is one of the songs the DJ's would play whenever they had to run out and take a shiat.
Along with Sympathy for the Devil and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 10:58:01 AM
PizzaJedi81
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AaronSynn: This is one of the songs the DJ's would play whenever they had to run out and take a shiat.
Along with Sympathy for the Devil and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
What about Thick as a Brick?
Or was that used for the dump, a blowjob, and to score some blow from the guy around the corner?
ELF Radio
2012-01-15 11:02:58 AM
Never got the hate for the song. It's farking epic. It's Bohemian Rhapsody for straight people, or Stairway to Heaven for non-dope-smoking Tolkien nerd hippies.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 11:03:55 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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PizzaJedi81: AaronSynn: This is one of the songs the DJ's would play whenever they had to run out and take a shiat.
Along with Sympathy for the Devil and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
What about Thick as a Brick?
Or was that used for the dump, a blowjob, and to score some blow from the guy around the corner?
No...that was the full version of 2112.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-15 11:05:07 AM
I grew to hate that song from being overplayed on AOR radio, but I understand it's appeal. Well written song.
Wayne 985
2012-01-15 11:06:29 AM
Awful, awful song. It's tedious, aggravating, and insipid. I change the station whenever it comes on.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 11:07:04 AM
Wayne 985
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Awful, awful song. It's tedious, aggravating, and insipid. I change the station whenever it comes on.
Would you say that it insists upon itself?
jj325
2012-01-15 11:10:18 AM
Love this song. Unfortunately this cover of it
Link
(new window) makes me all stabby
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-15 11:11:22 AM
CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
40: ME AND BOBBY McGEE - JERRY LEE LEWIS
39: LOOKIN' FOR A LOVE - J. GEILS BAND
38: GEORGE JACKSON - BOB DYLAN
37: FIRE AND WATER - WILSON PICKETT
36: WITHOUT YOU - NILSSON
35: STAY WITH ME - FACES
34: AN AMERICAN TRILOGY - MICKEY NEWBURY
33: BLACK DOG - LED ZEPPELIN
32: MAKE ME THE WOMAN THAT YOU GO HOME TO - GLADYS KNIGHT
31: THAT'S THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT 'CHA - BOBBY WOMACK
30: LEVON - ELTON JOHN
29: RESPECT YOURSELF - THE STAPLE SINGERS
28: WHITE LIES BLUE EYES - BULLET
27: THE WITCH QUEEN OF HEW ORLEANS - REDBONE
26: HAVE YOU SEEN HER - THE CHI-LITES
25: KISS AN ANGEL GOOD MORNING - CHARLEY PRIDE
24: ALL I EVER NEED IS YOU - SONNY & CHER
23: ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND - THINK
22: ANTICIPATION - CARLY SIMON
21: IT'S ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS (YES LOVE) - THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
20: HEY BIG BROTHER - RARE EARTH
19: AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG - THREE DOG NIGHT
18: NEVER BEEN TO SPAIN - THREE DOG NIGHT
17: CHERISH - DAVID CASSIDY
16: DROWNING IN THE SEA OF LOVE - JOE SIMON
15: ONE MONKEY DON'T STOP NO SHOW - THE HONEY CONE
14: DAY AFTER DAY - BADFINGER
13: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE HILLSIDE SINGERS
12: SUGAR DADDY - THE JACKSON FIVE
11: YOU ARE EVERYTHING - THE STYLISTICS
10: CLEAN UP WOMAN - BETTY WRIGHT
9: HEY GIRL - DONNY OSMOND
8: GOT TO BE THERE - MICHAEL JACKSON
7: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE NEW SEEKERS
6: SCORPIO - DENNIS COFFEY & THE DETROIT GUITAR BAND
5: FAMILY AFFAIR - SLY & THE FAMILY STONE
4: SUNSHINE - JONATHAN EDWARDS
3: LET'S STAY TOGETHER - AL GREEN
2: BRAND NEW KEY - MELANIE
1: AMERICAN PIE - DON McLEAN
2wolves
2012-01-15 11:13:27 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
:
CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
The pre-disco era. Still sucked balls.
Anonymous Bosch
2012-01-15 11:18:46 AM
ELF Radio
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Never got the hate for the song. It's farking epic. It's Bohemian Rhapsody for straight people, or Stairway to Heaven for non-dope-smoking Tolkien nerd hippies.
Because it's whiny. It's Bohemian Rhapsody for whiny jackoffs who think the Beatles and the Stones ruined Good Ol' Amurrkin Rock N' Roll FOREVER.
/why yes, I do have a preferred interpretation of the song
//why do you ask?
Dr_J
2012-01-15 11:21:03 AM
For years it was played every midnight at O'Malley's in Champaign, Illinois.
Oskie-wow-wow.
FrancoFile
2012-01-15 11:21:50 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
:
CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
13: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE HILLSIDE SINGERS
7: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE NEW SEEKERS
1: AMERICAN PIE - DON McLEAN
Wow, the same song by two different acts.
/Hey Casey, has that ever happened before??
dobro
2012-01-15 11:24:25 AM
INeedAName
:
notmtwain: [imissamericanpie.com image 300x464]
IMISSAMERICANPIE.COM
THE WEBSITE THAT CORRECTLY INTERPRETS THE MEANING OF THE CLASSIC SONG "AMERICAN PIE"
I wrote a paper in high school taking the references and discussing
there
historical context. As such, I believe I can be considered an 'expert' for any discussion about this song and what it really means.
It means he got pissed at a Stones concert when he heard Sympathy for the Devil and wished it was 1962 again and everyone was a white christian republican. BTW, it's "their" not "there". Go back to high school. The song sucks
Kuta
2012-01-15 11:26:25 AM
That was a long, long time ago...
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-15 11:26:31 AM
2wolves
:
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
The pre-disco era. Still sucked balls.
Compared to what?
(new window)
TheGreatGazoo
2012-01-15 11:28:00 AM
I thought it was popular because it gave time for the DJ to go to the bathroom.
IMDWalrus
2012-01-15 11:29:01 AM
dobro
:
It means he got pissed at a Stones concert when he heard Sympathy for the Devil and wished it was 1962 again and everyone was a white christian republican.
I'm not sure if you're wrong or just stupid,
but that's not even close to what the song is referring to.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-15 11:33:20 AM
FrancoFile
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
13: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE HILLSIDE SINGERS
7: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE NEW SEEKERS
1: AMERICAN PIE - DON McLEAN
Wow, the same song by two different acts.
/Hey Casey, has that ever happened before??
Hot off the googler.
(new window)
2wolves
2012-01-15 11:36:21 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
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2wolves: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
The pre-disco era. Still sucked balls.
Compared to what? (new window)
You have to remember that the 60s really didn't hit the middle of the U.S. until it was sanitized and corporate. Better than today? Yes, I'll grant you that.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-15 11:38:50 AM
PizzaJedi81
Thick as a Brick is twice as long as 2112.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-15 11:41:18 AM
When that song came out, I actually lived near a levee, or I wouldn't have known what the fark it was talking about.
I didn't know what the hell the song was about, but I knew what a levee was. Every time I went out there, I could see the guy driving his car out to it. Then he----had a bad day, or something.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 11:41:26 AM
Tjos Weel
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PizzaJedi81
Thick as a Brick is twice as long as 2112.
Well, I mean, it's not like I just arbitrarily named a long song or anything. Wouldn't ever pull something from my ass, nosiree!
Tjos Weel
2012-01-15 11:47:58 AM
PizzaJedi81
Well, I mean, it's not like I just arbitrarily named a long song or anything. Wouldn't ever pull something from my ass, nosiree!
If you are gonna "correct" someone who names a full length album song, pulling a single-side song from your ass seems kinda silly, dontchathink?
Countering with another 40 minute song (or longer) would have been impressive. Heck, I can name 6 songs roughly as long as 2112 from YES off the top of my head (Gates of Delirium, Close to the Edge, and the 4 from Topo).
wademh
2012-01-15 11:49:54 AM
R.I.P.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 11:50:02 AM
Tjos Weel
:
PizzaJedi81
Well, I mean, it's not like I just arbitrarily named a long song or anything. Wouldn't ever pull something from my ass, nosiree!
If you are gonna "correct" someone who names a full length album song, pulling a single-side song from your ass seems kinda silly, dontchathink?
Countering with another 40 minute song (or longer) would have been impressive. Heck, I can name 6 songs roughly as long as 2112 from YES off the top of my head (Gates of Delirium, Close to the Edge, and the 4 from Topo).
Look, I already feel like an ass, stop trying to make me feel like a total asshole, please.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-15 11:53:23 AM
PizzaJedi81
Look, I already feel like an ass, stop trying to make me feel like a total asshole, please.
Acknowledging the problem is step 1.
CognaciousThunk
2012-01-15 11:53:45 AM
Wasn't exactly a classic time in American music; much better stuff on the radio a few years later. And my sister had the #2 song on the list as a 45, heard that one WAY too much.
/a song about a skate key? WTF.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-15 11:53:49 AM
2wolves
:
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: 2wolves: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
The pre-disco era. Still sucked balls.
Compared to what? (new window)
You have to remember that the 60s really didn't hit the middle of the U.S. until it was sanitized and corporate. Better than today? Yes, I'll grant you that.
You have
a specific chart date
(new window) in mind?
LectertheChef
2012-01-15 11:56:15 AM
And here I thought the song was a lament for Don McLean's loss of his anal virginity. His loss of innocence as a young boy, when old Mr. Withers lured him inside with the promise of homemade ice cream and a bottle of root beer, only to find himself bound down on all fours, in Mr. Withers basement, a bit gag in his mouth. How Don did cry as Mr. Withers forced his meat pole into poor little Donny's brown eye, but his cries seemed to only encourage his attacker. How the mixture of pain, humiliation, and a tickled prostate made his penis so erect, despite himself, he was enjoying it. His loss of innocence, as well as his ability to get off without someone's big hard cock farking him in the ass.
It's all there in the lyrics, if you know where to look.
Otto_E_Rodika
2012-01-15 11:58:54 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
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FrancoFile: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 1/15/72
13: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE HILLSIDE SINGERS
7: I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (IN PERFECT HARMONY) - THE NEW SEEKERS
1: AMERICAN PIE - DON McLEAN
Wow, the same song by two different acts.
/Hey Casey, has that ever happened before??
Hot off the googler. (new window)
I bet they told each other "Jinx. You owe me a Coke."
Tjos Weel
2012-01-15 11:59:13 AM
Ugh,
In the Year 2525
was #1 when I was born.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-15 12:00:17 PM
By sheer coincidence, I just finished reading
Soul Music
, which is also about a day the music died.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 12:00:37 PM
Tjos Weel
:
Ugh, In the Year 2525 was #1 when I was born.
And you couldn't find a thing to chewwwwwwww, nobody looked at you.
TomD9938
2012-01-15 12:00:58 PM
CognaciousThunk
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/a song about a skate key? WTF.
I thought that meant the dude she was singing to had the "key" to get in her (the virgins) pants.
She's got new skates he's got the key. She thought they should get together and try them out and see (?)... La la la la la la la lah....
She sounds cute as hell, so Im sticking to that theory.
CognaciousThunk
2012-01-15 12:01:27 PM
Bobby Vinton's Blue Velvet was #1 when I was born. Still on radio 10 years later.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-15 12:01:41 PM
Tjos Weel
:
Ugh, In the Year 2525 was #1 when I was born.
"Light My Fire" was #1 when I was born. Guess I lucked out.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-15 12:03:30 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!
:
By sheer coincidence, I just finished reading Soul Music, which is also about a day the music died.
Sweet jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, I do love that book. Probably one of my favorites in the series, and, for me, the best DEATH book.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 12:04:24 PM
TomD9938
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CognaciousThunk: /a song about a skate key? WTF.
I thought that meant the dude she was singing to had the "key" to get in her (the virgins) pants.
She's got new skates he's got the key. She thought they should get together and try them out and see (?)... La la la la la la la lah....
She sounds cute as hell, so Im sticking to that theory.
You would have jammed your skate key in her pooper.
CognaciousThunk
2012-01-15 12:05:27 PM
TomD9938
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CognaciousThunk: /a song about a skate key? WTF.
I thought that meant the dude she was singing to had the "key" to get in her (the virgins) pants.
She's got new skates he's got the key. She thought they should get together and try them out and see (?)... La la la la la la la lah....
She sounds cute as hell, so Im sticking to that theory.
well yeah it's all double-entendre in that tune, but still... dates the song quite a bit. Roller skates were old school by 1972 until disco revived them (shudder).
Cute Melanie? Yep.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand_New_Key
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