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(ESPN)   Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox   ( divider line
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2012-01-15 07:05:08 PM  
3 votes:

degenerate-afro: AnEvilGuest: Harv72b: Harv72b: AnEvilGuest: Mark Sanchez laughs at someone who's only made it to one conference championship so you can't include the Jets in the playoffs this year


And FYI, this is Flacco's second.

you're assuming he doesn't get benched after his latest travesty

//jk actually making fun of assigning win loss records purely to a QB


let's not open that diet of worms
2012-01-15 04:15:10 PM  
2 votes:
Will leave this as one thread, then.

Earguy, found the pic and nuked it. I know it was accidental and you reported it, so no harm done. Thanks for the heads-up on it.
2012-01-15 12:38:25 PM  
2 votes:

Zoomaster: I thought I would check in before heading off for the Frozen Tundra. It would be great to see an exciting game like NO - SF, but I hope it is more like Den - NE (Packers being NE, not Den)

Last time I was at a Packer - Giants game it didn't turn out well for the Packers. I have the great distinction of being at every GB home playoff loss.

Go offence


Have fun!

2012-01-15 07:50:53 PM  
1 vote:
Can it be true? No more Tebow? No more Brees? No more Rodgers? It's a dream!

GO GIANTS! Off to Frisco!
2012-01-15 07:49:59 PM  
1 vote:
How many 5,000 yard passers are left in the playoffs?

/Defense Wins Championships
2012-01-15 07:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
Normally indifferent about these two teams, but gezz am I glad the Giants didn't end up getting screwed by that horrible double-fark up by the refs.
2012-01-15 07:42:53 PM  
1 vote:
I like Eli Manning. It's comforting to know that even if you are a retard you can be a productive member of society.
2012-01-15 07:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
Another Packers TD assisted by a BS call, lol.
2012-01-15 07:37:19 PM  
1 vote:
Giants 30, Packers 6, Refs 14
2012-01-15 07:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
That's the second touchdown the referees have scored this game! Man those guys are good!
2012-01-15 07:34:40 PM  
1 vote:
Chronicle looks awful.
2012-01-15 07:24:59 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, so goodbye Packers.

These two week layoffs really kill a team.

Pats Niners & Ravens would disagree.
2012-01-15 07:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Methinks the thread is being cleaned.

Not that it's at all annoying when I have to click forward to the next page five farking times before I finally see new posts.
2012-01-15 07:11:08 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: I love Earguy's links. It's never been the girls that bug me. It's the spam in-thread.

Earguy does many things very right. He is a champion at life.
2012-01-15 07:08:59 PM  
1 vote:
if the Packers lose, this will be the greatest sports weekend in recent Minnesota history.
2012-01-15 07:06:43 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: good christ with the pictures...

We don't actually need them every 40 seconds.

Believe it or not coming from me, but I agree.
2012-01-15 07:04:50 PM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: Polish Hussar: So, what's everyone drinking tonight? I'm drinking the last of my bottle of Jameson 12 year

Well rum. It's happy hour all day.

I forgot the root beer. It's well rum and root beer.
2012-01-15 06:54:43 PM  
1 vote:
NOW it is time for a pick six.

P-P-Pick S-S-Six!!!
2012-01-15 06:54:07 PM  
1 vote:
You're starting to struggle for pictures....

Why not let Earguy take over
2012-01-15 06:46:35 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: Where is roc?

Across the Formosa Straight from PRC
2012-01-15 06:42:44 PM  
1 vote:

He_Hate_Me: Just remember that this is the same Giants team that the Redskins beat...twice.

This is a minor comfort. I shan't lose faith!

Yukon Callmeal: Come on, Di. I knows you have a smile in there. Come on, show it on gal!

I know not of which you speak YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
2012-01-15 06:42:32 PM  
1 vote:
Actually that looked more like it was broken up by Nelson
2012-01-15 06:33:15 PM  
1 vote:
So far this game has done nothing but confirm my belief that Stafford is the best QB in the NFC North.
2012-01-15 06:32:03 PM  
1 vote:
Rodgers: I'm doing this myself.
2012-01-15 06:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 06:21:27 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: libranoelrose: I like Vernon Davis' sweater.

That's tight.

Are there more black nerds or is it just him and Urkel?

Gus from Psych.
2012-01-15 06:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Joe Buck raised his voice on that one. I'm impressed. Gus Johnson would've been running around in circles.

I was impressed by his vocal inflections on that call. It's almost as if he has a soul.

He has the soul of an innocent child, maybe even two or three of them by now
2012-01-15 06:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
I just had to sent the husband out for beer.

Lots of beer.

/what the hell, the kids don't have school tomorrow, I don't have school tomorrow, why the hell not.
2012-01-15 06:06:34 PM  
1 vote:
Whenever Joe Buck says something positive, expect the next play to be the opposite.
2012-01-15 06:00:07 PM  
1 vote:
Mmm.... Nastia Liukin.
2012-01-15 05:50:29 PM  
1 vote:
Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants Packers triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.

/Sorry, Had too. :P
2012-01-15 05:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Eli throwed the ball at one of the green guys
2012-01-15 05:49:27 PM  
1 vote:

InferiousX: No roughing on that late hit on Eli? WTF refs?


It's Eli. Everyone hates Eli. Except stupid Giants fans.
2012-01-15 05:45:32 PM  
1 vote:
Matthews is sitting. Time to get aggressive Big Blue Wrecking Crew
2012-01-15 05:42:04 PM  
1 vote:
Are all the female Green Bay fans ugly skanks, or is that just demonfaeries type?
2012-01-15 05:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps Aaron Rodgers should just clone himself a few times, so he can pass, run, AND catch the ball. Because nobody else seems to be doing any of those things.
2012-01-15 05:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
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WTF They need to start catching the ball.
2012-01-15 05:37:36 PM  
1 vote:

demonfaerie: [ image 350x468]

Quality, not quantity, okay?
2012-01-15 05:33:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 05:32:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 05:32:27 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-15 05:31:54 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: BRADSHAW DENIED!

I haven't seen a Bradshaw denied like that since Rey Mysterio beat him in 25 seconds!
2012-01-15 05:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
Shocking that St. Rodgers and crew would get a favorable call like that at home. Cocksuckers. The fix is in. If GB can't win this on their own the refs will help.
2012-01-15 05:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly a fumble
2012-01-15 05:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
Man... these refs suck.
2012-01-15 05:21:37 PM  
1 vote:
I guess we're going to need a new definition of "fumble."
2012-01-15 05:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
Now that's home cooking.
2012-01-15 05:20:48 PM  
1 vote:
Wtf. That ball is out
2012-01-15 05:20:47 PM  
1 vote:
The side of your ankle now counts the same as a knee
2012-01-15 05:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap. GB just got away with one. :)
2012-01-15 05:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
Huh? What?

/home cooking
2012-01-15 05:20:14 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, that is horseshiat, call stands.
2012-01-15 05:16:58 PM  
1 vote:
HOLY CRAP, really!

/C'MON guys, wake the fark up..
2012-01-15 05:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
FUN FACT: I much prefer pictures of attractive women over pictures of ponies.
2012-01-15 04:51:06 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: John Nash: Di Atribe: Who has no taste? Me or the over-posty person?

Not you Di!

Hey, she likes the cowboys.

Yes. But I'm not spammy and annoying* about it.

*open to interpretation also shut up

John Nash: Not you Di!


In other football-related news, the giants have had the ball for way too long. Stop it. I want to see Aaron Rodgers throw things.
2012-01-15 04:31:56 PM  
1 vote:
Discount double check commercials are the reason I'm rooting for the Giants this game.
2012-01-15 04:19:55 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: In light of Earguy's faux pas, I shall stick to safe pics...

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/1-15-12 never forget
//and never let Earguy forget. :)
2012-01-15 04:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
Well, congrats to the Texans for making it this far - next year when you guys are healthy, I think you're going to be back in business. Hell of a run this year, guys, especially under the circumstances. :) Well done.

Congrats to the Ravens and their fans as well. As always, one hell of a good team. I wish my Steelers could've had one more shot at revenge this year, lol, but you guys deserved this. :) I'm not sure I can wish you luck, per se, but I do hope Ed Reed's injury isn't serious and that your team stays healthy.
2012-01-15 04:17:41 PM  
1 vote:

Brainz: I would pay ten thousand dollars for a tv capable of muting Joe Buck while leaving the rest of the sound alone.

If you have 5.1 sound turn off your center channel
2012-01-15 04:16:59 PM  
1 vote:
OK, I'm putting my training wheels on. Pretty girl. Full Size
2012-01-15 04:10:22 PM  
1 vote:
That should do it!

/jumping over to GB-NYG
//hell of a game from the Texans, especially with a third-string QB
2012-01-15 04:06:45 PM  
1 vote:

Quintessential_Cynic: Sucks to have lost, but I'm proud of my Texans. To stay this close to a fantastic Ravens team is a great first showing in the playoffs, especially for the loss to come down to the questionable throws of a rookie QB in his 7th start.

Good job Baltimore, you guys deserved this win.

/excited for next year, we've still got a hell of a team with a hell of a bench

This. You guys have nothing to be ashamed of, and I have a feeling you'll be back next year. Hell of a run, Texans - congrats. :)
2012-01-15 04:00:22 PM  
1 vote:

Hop-Frog: WTF, Yates!?!

2012-01-15 03:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
Boldin leading with the helmet... Guy's trying damned hard to get a penalty....
2012-01-15 03:45:51 PM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine the Texans if Schaub hadnt been injured?
2012-01-15 03:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
Got to stop throwing behind the farking line.
2012-01-15 03:26:28 PM  
1 vote:
When I was a kid, girls could not do the PP &K competition...

I was sad, because I was a very good kicker.
2012-01-15 03:23:00 PM  
1 vote:

Tonight on 60 Minutes.
2012-01-15 03:21:35 PM  
1 vote:
BTW, working from home this afternoon, not posting much, but here's some ey candy before I get back to the work computer. (new window)

nsfw Link (new window)
2012-01-15 03:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
Cushing is having a great game.
2012-01-15 02:55:00 PM  
1 vote:
listening to Suh stumble through his "analysis" is farkin' painful

/Sacco & Ravenzetti?
2012-01-15 02:35:36 PM  
1 vote:

Sweet Chin Music: Well, that was pointless.

can't kneel down in the endzone
2012-01-15 02:24:58 PM  
1 vote:

Forgot_my_password_again: would love to see the Harbaughs both lose.


This cannot be overstated
2012-01-15 02:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
would love to see the Harbaughs both lose.

2012-01-15 02:16:27 PM  
1 vote:
Foster sure makes up for Yates a lot.
2012-01-15 01:57:12 PM  
1 vote:
I'm tired of all those pawn shop shows
2012-01-15 01:55:50 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Could the Texans maybe run some plays where they don't throw behind the line of scrimmage?

I mean, TJ Yates is a rookie. Rookie's tend to struggle in the playoffs. The Ravens are good enough to know how to exploit that. So, Houston's going to run simple plays to try and get TJ Yates into a rhythm before trying anything big.
2012-01-15 01:55:22 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: is there any good reason the Ravens play on turf and not grass?

The soil is so filled with sorrow and broken dreams that nothing will ever grow in it?
2012-01-15 01:53:49 PM  
1 vote:
Could the Texans maybe run some plays where they don't throw behind the line of scrimmage?
2012-01-15 01:52:16 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, a kid memorized pi, a new stage in human evolution!
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 01:41:03 PM  
1 vote:
Is it me, or is this the worst crop of AFC teams in a long time?

Is it due to injuries? Soft schedules?

Outside of the Pats, these teams really REALLY suck.
2012-01-15 01:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
Houston's GOT to get a new punt returner.
2012-01-15 01:35:58 PM  
1 vote:
Well now that the Saints have crapped the bed, I reailize I really have zero teams I want to root for. (Maybe Houston).

Green Bay - nope. Bears fan, and repeat championships bore me

Giants - Can't stand New York anything, and they really have no story.

49ers - Nope. Obvious reasons.

New England - Never.

Baltimore - Been watching football since 1985 and I still think they're not really a football team. And, again, no story. Boring.

Houston - I guess. The underdog, first time in the playoffs, survived losing quarterbacks left and right. And their fans were nice enough to take most of our criminials off our hands after Katrina. I'll root for them as a "thank you".
2012-01-15 01:35:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 01:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
You can't make mistakes like this in a situation like this. farking Jacoby... And Walter, please catch the ball.

Thank you
2012-01-15 01:22:57 PM  
1 vote:
HANDS, dammit!
2012-01-15 01:19:04 PM  
1 vote:

4NSpy: I thought with the broncos being out we'd be through with all the pony pics. Guess not.

When someone derps like that, Derpy will be posted. Sorry, dude.
2012-01-15 01:16:21 PM  
1 vote:
You're fired, #12.
2012-01-15 01:04:00 PM  
1 vote:

snake_beater: Why does Fox have Giants-Packers? I don't wanna listen to Joe F'n Buck!

/Ravens-Texans is gonna be a grinder, isn't it?

CBS has AFC, Fox has NFC.
2012-01-15 12:56:57 PM  
1 vote:
Congrats Texans on a great season. Now it's the big boys' time to play.

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2012-01-15 12:55:16 PM  
1 vote:
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oh yeah....
2012-01-15 12:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 12:49:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 12:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
I thought I would check in before heading off for the Frozen Tundra. It would be great to see an exciting game like NO - SF, but I hope it is more like Den - NE (Packers being NE, not Den)

Last time I was at a Packer - Giants game it didn't turn out well for the Packers. I have the great distinction of being at every GB home playoff loss.

Go offence


2012-01-15 12:24:22 PM  
1 vote:

AnEvilGuest: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Harv72b: Oh, and one more thing:

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I hope this pic pisses you off

Go Ravens!!!


that's cute.

[ image 380x285]

stop encouraging the steeler fans

Why don't Packer fans have a picture showing all 13 championship trophies or something? Steeler fans seem to think showing six wins any argument, so thirteen would make you over twice as right.
2012-01-15 12:12:33 PM  
1 vote:
My picks

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2012-01-15 12:11:44 PM  
1 vote:
Ray Lewis killed a guy.
2012-01-15 12:09:16 PM  
1 vote:
Teams like the '9ers and Houston who didn't get national games have been a revelation to me . Sons of biatches have a lot of good players that I've never given any thought to before.
I'm why I don't believe in fan voting for the pro bowl.
2012-01-15 12:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
I pray to Tebow that the Giants lose today and it leads to Coughlin's firing. And that the Packers just don't beat the Giants but humiliate them.
2012-01-15 12:08:17 PM  
1 vote:
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/yeah, I'm too lazy to use MSPaint...
2012-01-15 10:23:36 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, and one more thing:

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I hope this pic pisses you off

Go Ravens!!!
2012-01-15 10:22:55 AM  
1 vote:
Congratulations to all Houston Texans fans on your stellar season filled with franchise firsts! The fact that your team has come this far despite all the injuries is nothing short of inspirational to everyone, except maybe fans in Indy, Jacksonville, and Tennessee--you have all the makings of a perennial contender in place. I just hope for a good, clean game today, without any injuries to either team.
2012-01-15 09:11:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-15 08:41:09 AM  
1 vote:
Go Texans. I don't want to see Baltimore here next weekend.
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