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		Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox (scores.espn.go.com)		3949
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-15 02:23:04 PM

GimpyNip: This is the worst semifinal match since Rick Martel vs Bushwacker Luke at King of the Ring '89

I don't know... Nikolai Volkoff vs. Pedro Morales from '86 may have been worse.

Bunny Deville		2012-01-15 02:23:07 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Houston, in spite of themselves are making a game of this. Keep feeding Foster.....

you and I were tied as of this morning in the Fark Sports Jinxes. Did you start Foster again, too?

Forgot_my_password_again		2012-01-15 02:23:08 PM

would love to see the Harbaughs both lose.

douchebags

snake_beater		2012-01-15 02:23:10 PM

Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Pastor of Muppets		2012-01-15 02:23:18 PM

Polish Hussar: Did you know that she's also a burlesque dancer? Google "Dani Diesel"

Oh yes, I was very aware. :)

INeedAName		2012-01-15 02:23:37 PM

Okay, let's see how many passes the Ravens can drop on this drive!

becksellent		2012-01-15 02:24:02 PM

DanZero: becksellent:

Ed Reed is pretty amazing.

/Steelers fan
//love Troy, but I'm not gonna get into that debate, lol

FTF U & me

Haha. Well, you know how I feel about #43 - wouldn't trade him for anyone, but respect where respect is due, man. :)

snake_beater		2012-01-15 02:24:11 PM

Gryphonkin: Ravens need to do to Foster what the 49ers did to Pierre Thompson last night, and knock him the fark out.

Who?

/do you mean Pierre THOMAS?

bulldg4life		2012-01-15 02:24:16 PM

4-12 for 56 yards?

They letting Tebow play an extra game to try and advance?

Polish Hussar		2012-01-15 02:24:36 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Can that creepy guy from Lost play anything other than a creepy guy who wouldn't be out of place on Lost?

He played the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on "The West Wing," he was pretty good and not creepy. I think he also played an FBI agent on "Millennium" and in the first "X-Files" movies. Was not creepy in the movie, didn't watch "Millennium"

DanZero		2012-01-15 02:24:40 PM

expobill: AliceBToklasLives: So this game is so dull the primary thread topics are (A) history; (B) banking.

/ok

i think we are tired, exhausted from yesterday, the game is not that bad,
i'm getting weary of posting jokes here because I used all my funny bones yesterday.

I'm on a

www.thegameshowtemple.com

Speaking of good 80s gameshows

star_topology		2012-01-15 02:24:41 PM

So, who's worried now that the BAL offense is going to stall out?

Dinobot		2012-01-15 02:24:43 PM

Pastor of Muppets: Polish Hussar: Did you know that she's also a burlesque dancer? Google "Dani Diesel"

Oh yes, I was very aware. :)

This is relevant to my interests.

expobill		2012-01-15 02:24:43 PM

snake_beater: Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Coach Ray Rhodes might

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-15 02:24:44 PM

Fu Manchus are sprouting up everywhere, giving Dan 'Nam flashbacks.

mikaloyd		2012-01-15 02:24:58 PM

Forgot_my_password_again: would love to see the Harbaughs both lose.

douchebags

This cannot be overstated

John Nash		2012-01-15 02:25:04 PM

nvmac: John Nash: Game over.

HA ha ha ....

/oh, you're serious?

I was. I did not expect Foster to turn into Superman.

davidphogan		2012-01-15 02:25:04 PM

snake_beater: Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Is it 1991 in here?

becksellent		2012-01-15 02:25:14 PM

snake_beater: Gryphonkin: Ravens need to do to Foster what the 49ers did to Pierre Thompson last night, and knock him the fark out.

Who?

/do you mean Pierre THOMAS?

They hit him so hard it changed his name, man.

/got nothin'

Gryphonkin		2012-01-15 02:25:30 PM

snake_beater: Gryphonkin: Ravens need to do to Foster what the 49ers did to Pierre Thompson last night, and knock him the fark out.

Who?

/do you mean Pierre THOMAS?

Yeah, forgot the name.

Regardless, he got knocked the fark out.

DanZero		2012-01-15 02:26:17 PM

becksellent: DanZero: becksellent:

Ed Reed is pretty amazing.

/Steelers fan
//love Troy, but I'm not gonna get into that debate, lol

FTF U & me

Haha. Well, you know how I feel about #43 - wouldn't trade him for anyone, but respect where respect is due, man. :)

I just had the craziest though -- Reed and Troy on the same team.

Which leads me to think -- what if we ever had an ex - BAL player on our team -- would it be sabotage for us?

becksellent		2012-01-15 02:26:18 PM

davidphogan: snake_beater: Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Is it 1991 in here?

Hey, how 'bout that Brett Favre kid?

/ducks

Captain Steroid		2012-01-15 02:26:33 PM

NICE! O.O

davidphogan		2012-01-15 02:26:36 PM

Dude never saw that coming.

Gryphonkin		2012-01-15 02:26:36 PM

Run, run, run, random good pass when they aren't expecting it.

Harbaugh strat 101.

Foaming		2012-01-15 02:26:37 PM

nice catch

bulldg4life		2012-01-15 02:26:42 PM

I had no idea Boldin was still alive

seventypercent		2012-01-15 02:26:42 PM

bulldg4life: 4-12 for 56 yards?

They letting Tebow play an extra game to try and advance?

HEY TIM TEBOW IS THE BEST QB EVER HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN JEFF GEORGE WHO IS MEGA AWESOME BECAUSE HE HAS TWO FIRST NAMES

Dinobot		2012-01-15 02:26:42 PM

Damn! FlaccoDragon!

snake_beater		2012-01-15 02:26:42 PM

Holy crap, a Ravens receiver completed a pass!

AliceBToklasLives		2012-01-15 02:26:44 PM

You cannot be serious!!!

What a catch!

cameroncrazy1984		2012-01-15 02:26:49 PM

What a game Boldin is having.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-15 02:26:50 PM

RepoManTSM		2012-01-15 02:26:57 PM

davidphogan: snake_beater: Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Is it 1991 in here?

Would you say it Smells Like Teen Spirit in here?

HaywoodJablonski		2012-01-15 02:27:01 PM

Boldin, please fark off and die

GypsyJoker		2012-01-15 02:27:22 PM

mikaloyd: Forgot_my_password_again: would love to see the Harbaughs both lose.

douchebags

This cannot be overstated

No, it can't.

\douchebags

neuroflare		2012-01-15 02:27:30 PM

Man I wish we had boldin with the pretty birds still instead of trading him to the ratbirds

snake_beater		2012-01-15 02:27:35 PM

Gryphonkin: Run, run, run, random good pass when they aren't expecting it.

Aren't the Broncos out of the playoffs?

/yeah, yeah, I know, he said GOOD pass

bulldg4life		2012-01-15 02:27:42 PM

Did they take that Red Tails chant thing from Drew Brees?

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-01-15 02:27:48 PM

Red Tails, the first motion picture ever made with a mostly black cast!

JosephFinn		2012-01-15 02:27:58 PM

Polish Hussar: hulk hogan meat shoes: Can that creepy guy from Lost play anything other than a creepy guy who wouldn't be out of place on Lost?

He played the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on "The West Wing," he was pretty good and not creepy. I think he also played an FBI agent on "Millennium" and in the first "X-Files" movies. Was not creepy in the movie, didn't watch "Millennium"

Isn't that Terry O'Quinn? I thought hulk hogan meat shoes meant Michael Emerson, who I do remember being really excellent in a non-creepy, kind of sweet role on X-Files as a guy obsessed with The Brady Bunch.

DanZero		2012-01-15 02:28:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Fu Manchus are sprouting up everywhere, giving Dan 'Nam flashbacks.

Just as long as its not

4.bp.blogspot.com

Also, that "Red Tails" reminds me of "Flyboys" set in WW2. NTTAWWT

kingdd		2012-01-15 02:28:38 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Red Tails, the first motion picture ever made with a mostly black cast!

Tyler Perry disagrees with you.

John Nash		2012-01-15 02:28:46 PM

becksellent: davidphogan: snake_beater: Oh Eddie Vedder, does anyone ever understand what you're saying in your songs?

Is it 1991 in here?

Hey, how 'bout that Brett Favre kid?

/ducks

Fun fact: In 1991 Favre was a benchwarmer in Atlanta, and by many accounts was terribly out of shape and showed up to practice still drunk from the night before on more than one occasion.

DanZero		2012-01-15 02:28:52 PM

becksellent		2012-01-15 02:28:56 PM

DanZero: I just had the craziest though -- Reed and Troy on the same team.

Which leads me to think -- what if we ever had an ex - BAL player on our team -- would it be sabotage for us?

Pro Bowl, dude. ;)

And I don't know - interesting thought. Didn't Rod Woodson (I think it was him - a former Steeler anyway) go to Baltimore for a while, though?

/could be way wrong, too ~~lazy~~ tired to look it up :P

Sargun		2012-01-15 02:29:02 PM

kingdd: hulk hogan meat shoes: Red Tails, the first motion picture ever made with a mostly black cast!

Tyler Perry disagrees with you.

I wouldn't call anything Tyler Perry makes a motion picture.

nvmac		2012-01-15 02:29:13 PM

Every time I see the fu manchu I think of this:

The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (new window)

Captain Steroid		2012-01-15 02:29:14 PM

kingdd: hulk hogan meat shoes: Red Tails, the first motion picture ever made with a mostly black cast!

Tyler Perry disagrees with you.

Spike Lee f**king disagrees with you!

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-01-15 02:29:31 PM

JosephFinn: Polish Hussar: hulk hogan meat shoes: Can that creepy guy from Lost play anything other than a creepy guy who wouldn't be out of place on Lost?

He played the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on "The West Wing," he was pretty good and not creepy. I think he also played an FBI agent on "Millennium" and in the first "X-Files" movies. Was not creepy in the movie, didn't watch "Millennium"

Isn't that Terry O'Quinn? I thought hulk hogan meat shoes meant Michael Emerson, who I do remember being really excellent in a non-creepy, kind of sweet role on X-Files as a guy obsessed with The Brady Bunch.

Yeah, the skinny, weird Other who never gave Jack a straight answer, not the wheelchair guy.

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