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Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox
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Mike_LowELL
2012-01-15 08:37:16 AM
Can the
Texans
Warriors defeat the
Ravens
Pistons to play in their
first championship game
fourth win of the season? Will the
Giants
Pistons
send the Packers packing
score 80 points? Will anything beat
the Saints/49ers game
Ben Wallace's silky-smooth jump shot? It's the
NFL Divisionals Day 2
Warriors-Pistons game thread,
games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox
game at 6:00 PM EST.
Fixed.
TeddyBallGame
2012-01-15 08:41:09 AM
Go Texans. I don't want to see Baltimore here next weekend.
walkerhound
2012-01-15 09:11:59 AM
I_C_Weener
2012-01-15 09:22:27 AM
I really don't care to see the Saints or Greenbay in the Superbowl again. Thanks 49ers. Now, lets see what Eli can do.
BillCo
2012-01-15 09:41:20 AM
What time is Tebow playing?
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 09:53:34 AM
BillCo
:
What time is Tebow playing?
Either 1 or 4 pm EDT, September 9, 2012. Possibly 8:30, possibly 8:30 September 10th. I'm actually leaning towards the last choice, but not sure who with. Pittsburgh maybe?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 09:54:15 AM
Mike_LowELL
:
Can the
Texans
Warriors defeat the
Ravens
Pistons to play
in their first championship game
fourth win of the season? Will the
Giants
Pistons send the
Packers packing
score 80 points? Will anything beat the
Saints/49ers game
Ben Wallace's silky-smooth jump shot? It's the
NFL Divisionals Day 2
Warriors-Pistons game thread,
games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox
game at 6:00 PM EST.
Fixed.
Well, sure, if you want these 6 posts to be the only posts the thread will get...
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 10:07:58 AM
\Beat the Ravens! Be the Pats' next sacrifi-I mean, wouldn't it be cool to play in the AFC Championship?
HeadKase
2012-01-15 10:15:37 AM
Come on Texans!
2wolves
2012-01-15 10:19:01 AM
No more Arena style football please.
Harv72b
2012-01-15 10:22:55 AM
Congratulations to all Houston Texans fans on your stellar season filled with franchise firsts! The fact that your team has come this far despite all the injuries is nothing short of inspirational to everyone, except maybe fans in Indy, Jacksonville, and Tennessee--you have all the makings of a perennial contender in place. I just hope for a good, clean game today, without any injuries to either team.
Harv72b
2012-01-15 10:23:36 AM
Oh, and one more thing:
I hope this pic pisses you off
Go Ravens!!!
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 10:27:00 AM
Harv72b
:
I hope this pic pisses you off
Nah. Tom Brady has three of 'em.
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 10:27:57 AM
2wolves
:
No more Arena style football please.
Tebow wouldn't know how to play Arena football if his playoff hopes depended on it--oh wait, THEY DID.
Harv72b
2012-01-15 10:32:28 AM
FriarReb98
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Nah. Tom Brady has three of 'em.
Why would Brady want three Ravens Super Bowl rings? :p
/No matter who wins today, he'll have to face a real defense and a team with a winning record next weekend.
//And just like to point out that he's never beaten Baltimore in the postseason.
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 10:34:17 AM
Harv72b
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FriarReb98: Nah. Tom Brady has three of 'em.
Why would Brady want three Ravens Super Bowl rings? :p
/No matter who wins today, he'll have to face a real defense and a team with a winning record next weekend.
//And just like to point out that he's never beaten Baltimore in the postseason.
....in one attempt. In a comeback year. And that he's never lost to them otherwise. ;)
Harv72b
2012-01-15 10:35:55 AM
FriarReb98
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....in one attempt. In a comeback year. And that he's never lost to them otherwise. ;)
Let's just say that I know you're going to be pulling for Houston today. ;)
rumpelstiltskin
2012-01-15 10:36:22 AM
When Baltimore's team was stolen, did they whine and sniffle to the NFL for an expansion team? No. They manned up and stole Cleveland's team. That's how you do things in America. That's the American way, and that's what this game is about. America. It will be a tragedy if the Ravens lose.
FriarReb98
2012-01-15 10:39:25 AM
Harv72b
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FriarReb98: ....in one attempt. In a comeback year. And that he's never lost to them otherwise. ;)
Let's just say that I know you're going to be pulling for Houston today. ;)
Deal.
Harv72b
2012-01-15 10:39:25 AM
rumpelstiltskin
:
When Baltimore's team was stolen, did they whine and sniffle to the NFL for an expansion team? No. They manned up and stole Cleveland's team. That's how you do things in America. That's the American way, and that's what this game is about. America. It will be a tragedy if the Ravens lose.
We actually manned up & tried to steal St. Louis' team first. Luckily, that didn't work.
JerseyTim
2012-01-15 10:40:17 AM
I just want to point out that the last time the Giants and Packers played, the Giants were coming off short rest after playing the Saints on Monday night and the Packers were coming off a bye week.
/delusional Giants fan
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-15 11:01:13 AM
Harv72b
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FriarReb98: Nah. Tom Brady has three of 'em.
Why would Brady want three Ravens Super Bowl rings? :p
Because beating you on the field isn't enough for him. He must also take that which you hold dearest.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 11:03:55 AM
Vodka Zombie
:
Harv72b: FriarReb98: Nah. Tom Brady has three of 'em.
Why would Brady want three Ravens Super Bowl rings? :p
Because beating you on the field isn't enough for him. He must also take that which you hold dearest.
Little known fact: Gisele Bundchen was engaged to Jon Gruden in late-2001.
Three Crooked Squirrels
2012-01-15 11:16:20 AM
Mike_LowELL: Bravo. Made me laugh.
Bunny Deville
2012-01-15 11:18:01 AM
Harv72b
:
The fact that your team has come this far despite all the injuries is nothing short of inspirational to everyone, except maybe fans in Indy,
Jacksonville
, and Tennessee
::pouts::
Well, good on 'em. I still can't root for a team that has a special battle uniform just for my team. But I don't like the Ravens, either.
Harv72b
2012-01-15 11:23:20 AM
Bunny Deville
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Well, good on 'em. I still can't root for a team that has a special battle uniform just for my team. But I don't like the Ravens, either.
If I were a Jags fan I'd be a little excited about the near future--you have most of the pieces in place, just need a couple more to get over the top. Mark my words, in 2-3 more seasons the AFC South is going to be Jacksonville and Houston duking it out every year for the division title*.
/*Unless Indy can miracle up another set of triplets.
RminusQ
2012-01-15 11:42:49 AM
At work until 2-ish, and then heading over to my brother, who doesn't have wifi, for the Giants game. Let's go G-Men!
alwaysjaded
2012-01-15 11:44:13 AM
Harv72b
:
Congratulations to all Houston Texans fans on your stellar season filled with franchise firsts! The fact that your team has come this far despite all the injuries is nothing short of inspirational to everyone, except maybe fans in Indy, Jacksonville, and Tennessee--you have all the makings of a perennial contender in place. I just hope for a good, clean game today, without any injuries to either team.
Yep. Been a great year for us. Turned a lot of corners. Now I'm just really hoping Wade's ego doesn't send him off looking for another head coaching job. I know he withdrew his application for the Tampa job, but he might just be waiting for the end of our season.
I'm at work on my mobile, so no pics of players and cheerleaders today. I bought a little portable T.V. though, so I can watch us probably lose today. Just glad it's a good team sending us home though.
If we win though, look for news reports of a human shaped comet launching from the San Francisco area shouting "WWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Harv72b
2012-01-15 11:52:32 AM
Ravens/Texans weird facts:
-The Ravens are 5-0 against Houston all time.
-So far this postseason, the home team has won all 6 games. Not only does that bode well for the Ravens today (as the home team), but the last time that happened in the NFL the Ravens won the Super Bowl.
-Baltimore has won at least one playoff game in each of the last 3 seasons. Joe Flacco has never played a year in the NFL without winning a playoff game.
-The Ravens won their 3rd AFC North division title this season. In both of their prior division-winning years, they lost in their first playoff game.
-Since re-joining the NFL in 1996, Baltimore has fielded the league's only co-ed cheerleading squad.
-The Ravens are undefeated this season against playoff teams, at 6-0.
-Baltimore is 8-4 all-time on the road in the postseason, including their Super Bowl win. They are 1-2 all-time at home.
-The Ravens outscored opponents 219-119 at home this season.
-Flacco has a 27-5 career record in Baltimore, with a QB rating of 90.0 and a 61.2 completion percentage. He's 44-20, 86.0, 60.8% overall.
Go Ravens!
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-15 12:05:02 PM
Rooting for Houston, but I doubt they'll keep it within single digits.
And Green Bay's got this, if only because Carl Brutananadilewski picked the Giants in his
Stone Cold Lock of the Century...Of the Week.
(new window)
degenerate-afro
2012-01-15 12:08:17 PM
SOON
/yeah, I'm too lazy to use MSPaint...
skinink
2012-01-15 12:08:33 PM
I pray to Tebow that the Giants lose today and it leads to Coughlin's firing. And that the Packers just don't beat the Giants but humiliate them.
fatalvenom
2012-01-15 12:08:42 PM
"I'm comin' for ya"
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-15 12:09:16 PM
Teams like the '9ers and Houston who didn't get national games have been a revelation to me . Sons of biatches have a lot of good players that I've never given any thought to before.
I'm why I don't believe in fan voting for the pro bowl.
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter
2012-01-15 12:11:44 PM
Ray Lewis killed a guy.
degenerate-afro
2012-01-15 12:11:59 PM
I drove by the stadium earlier today (around 10am) and the place was jumping. It hasn't been this hyper downtown since the Orioles were good.
eddievercetti
2012-01-15 12:12:33 PM
My picks
Lil' Max Meatboots
2012-01-15 12:13:02 PM
ksobby
2012-01-15 12:13:04 PM
Harv72b
:
Oh, and one more thing:
[www.jostens.com image 345x300]
I hope this pic pisses you off
Go Ravens!!!
You have no idea.
/ Browns fan
Harv72b
2012-01-15 12:13:05 PM
degenerate-afro
:
I drove by the stadium earlier today (around 10am) and the place was jumping. It hasn't been this hyper downtown since the Orioles were good.
The early 80s?
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
2012-01-15 12:13:17 PM
Harv72b
:
Oh, and one more thing:
[www.jostens.com image 345x300]
I hope this pic pisses you off
Go Ravens!!!
one.
that's cute.
walkerhound
2012-01-15 12:13:21 PM
JerseyTim
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I just want to point out that the last time the Giants and Packers played, the Giants were coming off short rest after playing the Saints on Monday night and the Packers were coming off a bye week.
/delusional Giants fan
The D-line is peaking, expect Rogers to develop a taste for turf today.
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-15 12:14:30 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
:
Harv72b: Oh, and one more thing:
[www.jostens.com image 345x300]
I hope this pic pisses you off
Go Ravens!!!
one.
that's cute.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 380x285]
stop encouraging the steeler fans
Harv72b
2012-01-15 12:17:19 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
:
Harv72b: Oh, and one more thing:
[www.jostens.com image 345x300]
I hope this pic pisses you off
Go Ravens!!!
one.
that's cute.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 380x285]
Those are in mighty good shape considering how old they are.
neuroflare
2012-01-15 12:20:02 PM
I this pic pisses you off
ksobby
2012-01-15 12:21:28 PM
neuroflare
:
[www.thevictoryformation.com image 500x500]
I this pic pisses you off
Shot taken in Berea, Ohio or Detroit, Michigan?
Captain Steroid
2012-01-15 12:22:36 PM
degenerate-afro
2012-01-15 12:22:36 PM
Harv72b
:
degenerate-afro: I drove by the stadium earlier today (around 10am) and the place was jumping. It hasn't been this hyper downtown since the Orioles were good.
The early 80s?
I'd say you should head by their if you get a chance, but there's not enough time.
Wasilla Hillbilly
2012-01-15 12:22:44 PM
Go Texans! Go Giants! And with that I'm gonna bow out of these discussions while watching today (most likely, I reserve the right to...blah blah blah).
neuroflare
2012-01-15 12:23:36 PM
ksobby
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neuroflare: [www.thevictoryformation.com image 500x500]
I this pic pisses you off
Shot taken in Berea, Ohio or Detroit, Michigan?
Glendale, AZ
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