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(ESPN)   Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 3949
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Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:00:36 PM
It's STILL good!

20-3 BAL
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:00:38 PM
Dinobot: GimpyNip: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, nothing is going to be as bad as Jim Nantz

Didn't read the entire Pats/Broncos thread from last night, but I can't imagine the comments, lol. Nantz and Simms were absolutely pathetic.

Actually, the biggest reaction came from the trolling Focus on the Family commercial.

I think that's one of the first football threads that a mod has come into a demanded everyone STFU

I missed the moderator trying to quiet everyone down... I got busy for a sec after the FotF commercial... Guildies needed a tank for a quick kill

It was like kids threw darts into gorillas at the zoo. There was an explosion of butthurt and incoherent screaming and infighting that lasted far longer than the darts did.
 
netweavr
2012-01-15 02:01:12 PM
beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

....You have found the most awesome feed ever! What is it?
 
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-15 02:01:13 PM
beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

we told you NOT to take the brown acid
 
AliceBToklasLives
2012-01-15 02:01:16 PM
downstairs: expobill: there is a bank open there today....TDnorph

You realize you can make deposits and withdrawls without the bank technically being open nowadays?

Although I prefer to just mail in my deposits.

Mail? What is this 2002?

/my deposits go right into the ATM - it uses MAGIC to read the check, tell me the amount, and I can get cash right away - no waiting for the next business day
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:01:25 PM
FirstNationalBastard: You can pick your wife, and if she insists on watching Rob Schneider's new sitcom, you should immediately file for divorce.

But you said it was a HIT!!!!!
 
neuroflare [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:01:48 PM
Dinobot: seventypercent: Hardcore Pawn?

Perhaps a civilization-ending comet strike is the only way out of this.

Come on, Texans. Make this a game!

I wish he still did regular comics
 
bulldg4life
2012-01-15 02:01:50 PM
Well, I'll be damned. I guess a 5'10" hot mexican is going to marry Rob Schneider.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:01:52 PM
Dinobot: I'm tired of all those pawn shop shows

I thought they were the lowest low of bad TV show ideas.
Then I saw storage locker shows.
 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings
2012-01-15 02:01:56 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Harv72b: Oh, and one more thing:

[www.jostens.com image 345x300]
I hope this pic pisses you off

Go Ravens!!!

one.

that's cute.

That. Just. Happened.

Go Niners!
 
netweavr
2012-01-15 02:01:58 PM
What the hell?
 
Dinobot
2012-01-15 02:02:11 PM
Machine Head~!
 
becksellent [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:02:13 PM
mikaloyd: Dinobot: GimpyNip: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, nothing is going to be as bad as Jim Nantz

Didn't read the entire Pats/Broncos thread from last night, but I can't imagine the comments, lol. Nantz and Simms were absolutely pathetic.

Actually, the biggest reaction came from the trolling Focus on the Family commercial.

I think that's one of the first football threads that a mod has come into a demanded everyone STFU

I missed the moderator trying to quiet everyone down... I got busy for a sec after the FotF commercial... Guildies needed a tank for a quick kill

It was like kids threw darts into gorillas at the zoo. There was an explosion of butthurt and incoherent screaming and infighting that lasted far longer than the darts did.

I missed it too, but now I'm thinking it couldn't possibly have been more hilariously awesome than the way mikaloyd just described it.

/hi mika, you feeling any better today?
 
snake_beater
2012-01-15 02:02:17 PM
Captain Steroid: It's STILL good!

20-3 BAL

Rackers plays for the Ravens?
 
GypsyJoker
2012-01-15 02:02:32 PM
DanZero: FirstNationalBastard: You can pick your wife, and if she insists on watching Rob Schneider's new sitcom, you should immediately file for divorce.

But you said it was a HIT!!!!!

A very palpable hit!
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:02:37 PM
"Ma, can you make us something to wear to the football game?"

"Uh, thanks, ma..."
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:02:52 PM
Captain Steroid: It's STILL good!

20-3 BAL

What game you watchin?
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:03:12 PM
Really, guys? You didn't recognize farking YARDSTICKS?
 
beerrun
2012-01-15 02:03:20 PM
netweavr: beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

....You have found the most awesome feed ever! What is it?

AnEvilGuest: beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

we told you NOT to take the brown acid

Seriously, only noise coming through is the crowd...... and commercials. They come through fine.
No announcers at all.

I'm on FIOS, Florida gulf coast.
 
netweavr
2012-01-15 02:03:21 PM
bulldg4life: Well, I'll be damned. I guess a 5'10" hot mexican is going to marry Rob Schneider.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x800]

You know he must have a great personality. I mean he's the male equivalent of a fat chick. He has to.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:03:34 PM
Captain Steroid: It's STILL good!

20-3 BAL

Got some bleedthrough from the Red Universe.
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:03:38 PM
snake_beater: Captain Steroid: It's STILL good!

20-3 BAL

Rackers plays for the Ravens?

...

Math is not my friend. :-(
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:03:52 PM
60 Minutes... this time we can bring the Steelers along too ... it's the first reception Wallace has made in weeks! TONIGHT. ONLYCBS
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:04:02 PM
AliceBToklasLives: downstairs: expobill: there is a bank open there today....TDnorph

You realize you can make deposits and withdrawls without the bank technically being open nowadays?

Although I prefer to just mail in my deposits.

Mail? What is this 2002?

/my deposits go right into the ATM - it uses MAGIC to read the check, tell me the amount, and I can get cash right away - no waiting for the next business day

Yeah, but getting to my bank is a pain in the ass. Either have to drive uptown, which sucks... or cross a bridge into another city, which also sucks.
 
Dinobot
2012-01-15 02:04:04 PM
bionicjoe: Dinobot: I'm tired of all those pawn shop shows

I thought they were the lowest low of bad TV show ideas.
Then I saw storage locker shows.

I wish History Channel would actually air shows on... you know... history?

PawnStars? American Pickers? Lumberjark whatevers? Larry the Cable Guy?

I wanna see documentaries on the Battle of El-Alamein, thank you very much.
 
netweavr
2012-01-15 02:04:12 PM
Flacco tried to dive there.
 
Sweet Chin Music
2012-01-15 02:04:38 PM
Barwin is a racist?
 
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-15 02:04:39 PM
beerrun: Seriously, only noise coming through is the crowd...... and commercials. They come through fine.
No announcers at all.


Just enjoy it well it lasts I guess.
 
witchofthedogs
2012-01-15 02:04:55 PM
Dinobot: bionicjoe: Dinobot: I'm tired of all those pawn shop shows

I thought they were the lowest low of bad TV show ideas.
Then I saw storage locker shows.

I wish History Channel would actually air shows on... you know... history?

PawnStars? American Pickers? Lumberjark whatevers? Larry the Cable Guy?

I wanna see documentaries on the Battle of El-Alamein, thank you very much.

I miss the old Hitler Up All Night channel.
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:05:00 PM
beerrun: netweavr: beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

....You have found the most awesome feed ever! What is it?

AnEvilGuest: beerrun: Just checking in on this thread. Didn't read above.

Anyone else not getting any announcer feed?
All I hear is crowd noise.

we told you NOT to take the brown acid

Seriously, only noise coming through is the crowd...... and commercials. They come through fine.
No announcers at all.

I'm on FIOS, Florida gulf coast.

How far up the gulf coast? They still have yet to get FIOS up to Hernando
 
snake_beater
2012-01-15 02:05:06 PM
DanZero: 60 Minutes... this time we can bring the Steelers along too ... it's the first reception Wallace has made in weeks!

HEY-O!!!!!

/Ravens three and out
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:05:28 PM
downstairs: AliceBToklasLives: downstairs: expobill: there is a bank open there today....TDnorph

You realize you can make deposits and withdrawls without the bank technically being open nowadays?

Although I prefer to just mail in my deposits.

Mail? What is this 2002?

/my deposits go right into the ATM - it uses MAGIC to read the check, tell me the amount, and I can get cash right away - no waiting for the next business day

Yeah, but getting to my bank is a pain in the ass. Either have to drive uptown, which sucks... or cross a bridge into another city, which also sucks.

OK, sorry I threadjacked this into a bank discussion. I just had to get some funds into the bank so the mortgage didn't bounce.
 
RepoManTSM
2012-01-15 02:05:34 PM
Whatever happened to Micheal Richards? Last I heard he was trying stand up. Anyone know how that's going?
 
becksellent [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:05:45 PM
Captain Steroid: Math is not my friend. :-(

It's OK, you're still groovy in my book. :)

DanZero: 60 Minutes... this time we can bring the Steelers along too ... it's the first reception Wallace has made in weeks! TONIGHT. ONLYCBS

OH SNAP.

/sadly true
//next year, right?
 
bulldg4life
2012-01-15 02:05:55 PM
Dinobot: I wish History Channel would actually air shows on... you know... history?

After a decade of WWII and Hitler shows, they got enough complaints to go skitzo just to completely piss off an entirely new segment of the population.
 
GypsyJoker
2012-01-15 02:05:55 PM
Flacco is only slightly better than Dilfer.
 
Primitive Screwhead [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:05:56 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:06:02 PM
bulldg4life: Well, I'll be damned. I guess a 5'10" hot mexican is going to marry Rob Schneider.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x800]

MY PENIS... GOES THERE
 
expobill
2012-01-15 02:06:03 PM
Kramer, he looks like bruce willis
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:06:10 PM
Hey! Lookitthat! A catch! :D
 
neuroflare [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:06:33 PM
RepoManTSM: Whatever happened to Micheal Richards? Last I heard he was trying stand up. Anyone know how that's going?

He disappeared after a racist rant at a show
 
AliceBToklasLives
2012-01-15 02:06:35 PM
witchofthedogs: Dinobot: bionicjoe: Dinobot: I'm tired of all those pawn shop shows

I thought they were the lowest low of bad TV show ideas.
Then I saw storage locker shows.

I wish History Channel would actually air shows on... you know... history?

PawnStars? American Pickers? Lumberjark whatevers? Larry the Cable Guy?

I wanna see documentaries on the Battle of El-Alamein, thank you very much.

I miss the old Hitler Up All Night channel.

As do I. Maybe they have video of Hitler tossing wine in FDR's face? Would that shiat make the realitytards happy?
 
snake_beater
2012-01-15 02:06:40 PM
...His name's "I'm in a day show"?
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:06:48 PM
becksellent: /hi mika, you feeling any better today?

About like youd expect. Numb and want some team to beat the 49ers
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:07:13 PM
RepoManTSM: Whatever happened to Micheal Richards? Last I heard he was trying stand up. Anyone know how that's going?

Attractively and successfully.
 
Dinobot
2012-01-15 02:07:21 PM
bulldg4life: Dinobot: I wish History Channel would actually air shows on... you know... history?

After a decade of WWII and Hitler shows, they got enough complaints to go skitzo just to completely piss off an entirely new segment of the population.

But those were the best shows, since you know... that's actually history.
 
snake_beater
2012-01-15 02:07:25 PM
Foster with the BIG run!
 
Leader O'Cola
2012-01-15 02:07:31 PM
FriarReb98: YARDST

beerdorf needs to get euthanized
(as does the rest of the entire CBS announce team brigade)
 
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-15 02:07:44 PM
Ed looks fine
 
DanZero [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 02:07:46 PM
mikaloyd: Dinobot: GimpyNip: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, nothing is going to be as bad as Jim Nantz

Didn't read the entire Pats/Broncos thread from last night, but I can't imagine the comments, lol. Nantz and Simms were absolutely pathetic.

Actually, the biggest reaction came from the trolling Focus on the Family commercial.

I think that's one of the first football threads that a mod has come into a demanded everyone STFU

I missed the moderator trying to quiet everyone down... I got busy for a sec after the FotF commercial... Guildies needed a tank for a quick kill

It was like kids threw darts into gorillas at the zoo. There was an explosion of butthurt and incoherent screaming and infighting that lasted far longer than the darts did.

So something like this?

img.photobucket.com
 
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