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"Drew Curtis makes Farking an art form, propelling quirky humor to national fame"
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vudukungfu
2012-01-15 03:57:34 AM
huh
doglover
2012-01-15 04:01:44 AM
But is he actually any good at it?
He made the better mouse trap and caught us, but the only jokes I've seen have been him pulling rank and making a snarky comment to someone who didn't think he'd answer or delete the politics tab.
He's certainly not requested an horrible MS Paint chariot of any kind.
libranoelrose
2012-01-15 04:32:21 AM
You have 10 Farkers on your staff, Drew?
libranoelrose
2012-01-15 04:39:15 AM
The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
2wolves
2012-01-15 08:00:46 AM
libranoelrose
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The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
It will be a slideshow won't it?
I_C_Weener
2012-01-15 08:22:59 AM
Fark is the town cryer for our age. A drink town cryer.
"10 o'clock and another student/teacher sex scandal!"
DaCricket
2012-01-15 08:55:26 AM
A. Who the hell is Sam Bowie?
B. Dude, you could have just asked. I love me some brussels sprouts.
DanZero
2012-01-15 09:09:25 AM
"The thing I've been working on right now is
foods
site designs
that people hate."
GAT_00
2012-01-15 09:14:04 AM
2wolves
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libranoelrose: The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
It will be a slideshow won't it?
There are annual threads that occur on a predictable basis mocking news sites that run stories on a predictable basis. Fark became a while ago what it was designed to fight against.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-15 09:19:00 AM
GAT_00
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2wolves: libranoelrose: The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
It will be a slideshow won't it?
There are annual threads that occur on a predictable basis mocking news sites that run stories on a predictable basis. Fark became a while ago what it was designed to fight against.
Fark wasn't designed. It is the result of unknowable evolutionary growth. And boobies.
TheOther
2012-01-15 09:47:44 AM
"I named my shower loofah 'Drew Curtis'."
TheOther
2012-01-15 09:54:41 AM
"My rechargable 'DrewCurtis' doubled my electric bill!"
calbert
2012-01-15 10:01:40 AM
who?
stolibro
2012-01-15 10:02:21 AM
Meh... He's still an ass for charging $5.
TheOther
2012-01-15 10:02:43 AM
"Nope. Never heard of him."
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-01-15 10:04:23 AM
Is it just me, or does he look tired?
/Banhammered in 3... 2... 1...
parkerlewis
2012-01-15 10:04:42 AM
I read that as "farting"
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-15 10:04:51 AM
DanZero
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"The thing I've been working on right now is
foods
site designs that people hate."
You'll get over it.
2wolves
2012-01-15 10:05:12 AM
GAT_00
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2wolves: libranoelrose: The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
It will be a slideshow won't it?
There are annual threads that occur on a predictable basis mocking news sites that run stories on a predictable basis. Fark became a while ago what it was designed to fight against.
When did that start? I miss all the good threads.
TheOther
2012-01-15 10:05:49 AM
"Does he live in a VAN!? Down by the RIVER?!"
KrispyKritter
2012-01-15 10:07:23 AM
please tell us how good it feels to have a tongue shoved that far up your anus.
foo monkey
2012-01-15 10:07:55 AM
I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
TheOther
2012-01-15 10:09:47 AM
"I own a shower loofah AND a rechargable!"
Wise_Guy
2012-01-15 10:12:00 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave
:
Is it just me, or does he look tired?
/Banhammered in 3... 2... 1...
I don't know about tired, but it's nice to see Karl's haircut from Sling Blade making a comeback.
hej
2012-01-15 10:12:14 AM
Good jorb on all the Farks, Drew.
BalugaJoe
2012-01-15 10:13:18 AM
Kentucky has a Yiddish newspaper?
traylor
2012-01-15 10:13:21 AM
That can of beer looks shopped, but it's a nice touch anyway.
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-01-15 10:13:38 AM
foo monkey
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I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
Drew's asleep? POST BOOBIES!
/You go first.
Joelogon
2012-01-15 10:16:39 AM
From the article:
As Congress considers the Stop Online Privacy Act,
Heh.
tetsoushima
2012-01-15 10:17:11 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave
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foo monkey: I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
Drew's asleep? POST BOOBIES!
/You go first.
"Everyday I'm shufflin'."
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-15 10:18:47 AM
What farking as an art form may look like.
djkutch
2012-01-15 10:18:53 AM
Cheap green, Drew.
foo monkey
2012-01-15 10:19:39 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave
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foo monkey: I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
Drew's asleep? POST BOOBIES!
/You go first.
Nah, I gotta go sleep it off.
JackalRabbit
2012-01-15 10:20:25 AM
tetsoushima
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Summer Glau's Love Slave: foo monkey: I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
Drew's asleep? POST BOOBIES!
/You go first.
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"Everyday I'm shufflin'."
that's some nice boobies
AgamousChild
2012-01-15 10:23:58 AM
Article calls SOPA - "Stop Online Privacy Act" - Which only adds to the funny.
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-01-15 10:24:11 AM
Wise_Guy
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I don't know about tired, but it's nice to see Karl's haircut from Sling Blade making a comeback.
/Quick and dirty.
//Just like me.
BlippityBleep
2012-01-15 10:24:24 AM
It's not Fark, it's Fart.
AgamousChild
2012-01-15 10:26:31 AM
Joelogon
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From the article:
As Congress considers the Stop Online Privacy Act,
Heh.
Sorry - I scanned comments too quickly.
forteblast
2012-01-15 10:33:15 AM
Since I bought the Fark book I assume that gives me a pass for TL;DRing this.
2wolves
2012-01-15 10:35:56 AM
foo monkey
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Summer Glau's Love Slave: foo monkey: I wonder who green-lit this, as we all know Drew is still sleeping it off.
Drew's asleep? POST BOOBIES!
/You go first.
Nah, I gotta go sleep it off.
9beers
2012-01-15 10:36:56 AM
stolibro
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Meh... He's still an ass for charging $5.
Come on, 50 million views a month is only worth like 47 dollars.
Fireproof
2012-01-15 10:37:39 AM
Article is TL;DR, but the bit about how Drew would post offbeat news stories to the bulliten board in 9th grade was interesting.
/Fark in its earliest form!
bighairyguy
2012-01-15 10:39:19 AM
How the media tries to pass off crap as news indeed!
NeverDrunk23
2012-01-15 10:40:03 AM
I remember when Drew himself single-handedly started that Rally to Restore Sanity which was totally his own idea all by himself with no help at all and those jerks at the Daily Show and Colbert Report stole from him and they took like 600% of the credit. Then they knocked Drew down and kicked him a couple of times while yelling Squirrel balls.
Then Drew valiantly cut those monsters down to size while he was the epic savior to Reddit during that national crisis. God bless Drew, inventor of everything on the internet which he invented.
DrippinBalls
2012-01-15 10:42:51 AM
Looking kinda bald/old/paunchy there, Drew...............
/just kidding.Well, not about the bald part............
TomD9938
2012-01-15 10:44:16 AM
I was the "old-guy" on my indoor team too.
Careful with your achilles Drew. Ruptured left one from back-peddling on the artificial turf knocked me out for good.
My grandma made a pretty edible brussel sprout BTW.
I think her secret was salt. Loads and loads of salt.
Andytimebomb
2012-01-15 10:44:43 AM
I love the Lexington KY area. I would gladly be Drews' neighbor if it weren't for that pesky restraining order.
Lipspinach
2012-01-15 10:45:17 AM
GAT_00
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2wolves: libranoelrose: The thing I've been working on right now is foods that people hate
um...
It will be a slideshow won't it?
There are annual threads that occur on a predictable basis mocking news sites that run stories on a predictable basis. Fark became a while ago what it was designed to fight against.
Not to mention the same memes & tired "jokes" over & over & over & over & over.....
I'll continue coming to Fark, but a lot of it is very tedious. Too much moronic groupthink.
ladyfish2000
2012-01-15 10:47:36 AM
FTA is sounds like Kakie Urch has the hots for Drew. Does he call her Boo?
Mentat
2012-01-15 10:51:32 AM
1% of the admins get 99% of the credit! #OccupyFark
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