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Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-15 01:40:02 AM

Thankfully no one was in the back seat.

This About That

2012-01-15 01:50:42 AM

Back in the day when rails were made of wood with an iron strip nailed to the top to take the wear of the trains, the strip used to come loose every now and then and sometimes come up through the bottom of the car like a spear.

dudemanbro

2012-01-15 01:54:46 AM

That made me cringe. Yikes.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2012-01-15 02:15:09 AM

I would've just looked at the sky and yelled, "HA! Missed me again!"

Cubansaltyballs

2012-01-15 02:16:51 AM

I saw an accident on I-5 on Friday. It wasn't what I was hoping for...

Douchebag was weaving in and out of traffic. Tried to pass on the right at the wrong time. Slammed on the brakes, lost control. Ended up sideways in the lane flying towards the median. Hit the side of the road and his car turned sideways a slid a bit.

I stopped... just hoping maybe the douchebag lost an arm for the way he was driving. This guy was seriously driving like a clown.

No such luck. The guy had a small scratch from his window shatter... dumbass was waling and crying like a little girl when we helped him climb out. There were 3 girls in the car that were more man than this puss was. He was seriously waling and screaming. Be a man, you f*cking pussy. Luckily his laptop and PSP got smashed, so that made me feel better.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a bad person. Blah blah blah. Whatever. F*ck this guy. Learn to drive, you retarded nutsack.

Charlie Freak

2012-01-15 08:44:41 AM

Cubansaltyballs: I saw an accident on I-5 on Friday. It wasn't what I was hoping for...

Douchebag was weaving in and out of traffic. Tried to pass on the right at the wrong time. Slammed on the brakes, lost control. Ended up sideways in the lane flying towards the median. Hit the side of the road and his car turned sideways a slid a bit.

I stopped... just hoping maybe the douchebag lost an arm for the way he was driving. This guy was seriously driving like a clown.

No such luck. The guy had a small scratch from his window shatter... dumbass was waling and crying like a little girl when we helped him climb out. There were 3 girls in the car that were more man than this puss was. He was seriously waling and screaming. Be a man, you f*cking pussy. Luckily his laptop and PSP got smashed, so that made me feel better.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a bad person. Blah blah blah. Whatever. F*ck this guy. Learn to drive, you retarded nutsack.

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At least it made things interesting. The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

KellyLockhart

2012-01-15 08:53:02 AM

Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

I-70 through Kansas.

eddyatwork

2012-01-15 09:03:50 AM

Good thing that we put child safety seats in the back since it's safer there.

Guuberre

2012-01-15 09:22:47 AM

KellyLockhart: Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

I-70 through Kansas.

I-16 (in Georgia) from Macon, laser-straight through to the coast.There's only so many cows you can count before you fall asleep.

/moo

Nuno311

2012-01-15 09:34:31 AM

Alligator Alley (basically a 2 lane road along the bottom of Florida to get to/fro Miami).

Although I guess it's not too "boring" because if you have a head-on/apply directly to the forehead accident (because of no lights, one of those wicked FL rains, or someone falling asleep)...then it would be quite a while 'til someone came and got you.

Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

Vodka Zombie

2012-01-15 09:35:19 AM

Charlie Freak: At least it made things interesting. The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

I was going to say Chicago to Indianapolis, a drive I do quite often, is a real snoozer, but yeah. Fargo to Grand Forks is the Ambien Highway.

0Icky0

2012-01-15 09:50:23 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Yeah, yeah. I'm a bad person. Blah blah blah.

Screw that. I was wondering why you helped him climb out.

Tiredude99

2012-01-15 10:13:20 AM

Up in the asshole of Timo (new window)

Kredal

2012-01-15 10:15:17 AM

Nuno311:
Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

Or the mosquitos that would carry your car away if you slowed down enough for them to catch you.

I've driven on that road once.

Once.

the nameless one

2012-01-15 10:30:51 AM

that was not a "steel rod", it looked like a piece of steel bridgeing which is used as something to strengthen structual steel buildings ( and it's pretty damn flimsy), it's not totally impossible for that to go through the floor board of a car, but it's highly unlikely.

Mugato

2012-01-15 10:39:41 AM

Nuno311: Alligator Alley (basically a 2 lane road along the bottom of Florida to get to/fro Miami).

Although I guess it's not too "boring" because if you have a head-on/apply directly to the forehead accident (because of no lights, one of those wicked FL rains, or someone falling asleep)...then it would be quite a while 'til someone came and got you.

Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

I've driven down Alligator Alley plenty of times, sometimes without a phone and it is not fun driving it at night. Dark, middle of an alligator/python infested swamp. All you're thinking the entire time is, "if I break down, I am farked". I can't believe they haven't come up with a better way to get to Miami that doesn't circumnavigate the state.

Rustico

2012-01-15 10:55:05 AM

Tiredude99: Up in the asshole of Timo (new window)

Came for this one. Thanks.

Nuno311

2012-01-15 11:01:51 AM

Mugato: Nuno311: Alligator Alley (basically a 2 lane road along the bottom of Florida to get to/fro Miami).

Although I guess it's not too "boring" because if you have a head-on/apply directly to the forehead accident (because of no lights, one of those wicked FL rains, or someone falling asleep)...then it would be quite a while 'til someone came and got you.

Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

I've driven down Alligator Alley plenty of times, sometimes without a phone and it is not fun driving it at night. Dark, middle of an alligator/python infested swamp. All you're thinking the entire time is, "if I break down, I am farked". I can't believe they haven't come up with a better way to get to Miami that doesn't circumnavigate the state.

Couldn't agree more. And if you live on the West Coast of FL you have to basically drive 3-4 hours before you even get the car POINTED in the direction you want to go. And I actually can't remember if they had callboxes every 10 miles or so...it was almost "enter at your own risk".

(I actually did it on a motorcycle once, and a monsoon opened up for an hour but where are you supposed to stop??)

Ironically, I had read that's how a crapton of drugs come up the east cost because 95 is too highly patrolled.

Nuno311

2012-01-15 11:06:33 AM

Kredal: Nuno311:
Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

Or the mosquitos that would carry your car away if you slowed down enough for them to catch you.

I've driven on that road once.

Once.

I'll take a flying car powered by "skeeters" than getting blinded by lovebugs.

/never understood why so many bike riders in Florida fought for the no helmet law or would just wear a little leather cap. A few pair of mating lovebugs hitting my faceshield at 85mph would actually move my head back....cant imagine direct skin contact. Pain and the mess...yeck

tboucher

2012-01-15 11:09:56 AM

The_Philosopher_King

2012-01-15 11:12:09 AM

That is why I like to put some distance between me and the car in front. Hopefully that gives me a chance to avoid things in the road.

RminusQ

2012-01-15 11:29:55 AM

KellyLockhart: Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

I-70 through Kansas.

Concur. I don't remember whether it was Kansas or Missouri, but a college club I was in was traveling to a competition, and the road was so straight that our driver was turning around to engage in conversation. We had to warn him "ROAD IS CURVING" before one of the few bends in the highway.

Theropod76

2012-01-15 11:59:12 AM

I wonder if insurance would cover that repair.

bugmn99

2012-01-15 12:02:56 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Thankfully no one was kickin' in the back seat.

MBrady

2012-01-15 12:23:30 PM

the nameless one: that was not a "steel rod", it looked like a piece of steel bridgeing which is used as something to strengthen structual steel buildings ( and it's pretty damn flimsy), it's not totally impossible for that to go through the floor board of a car, but it's highly unlikely.

Looks like a piece of 1.5" X 1.5" X 1/4" angle steel. Not sure where that would be on a bridge though.

balial

2012-01-15 12:24:33 PM

That all? On a bus on 280 one evening a 2' lump of metal like that with rubber attached came flying through the front of the coach window, bounced off various headrests and the ceiling and hit the back wall. Thankfully the bus was lightly loaded or someone would have been killed. Poor bus drier still had glass shards in his face, though. Totally cool, though, just pulled off at the next exit at stopped somewhere, despite what just went down.

/don't like sitting in the front seat on the freeway anymore
//CSB

relaxitsjustme

2012-01-15 02:16:40 PM

The Bond Company Stooge

2012-01-15 02:45:16 PM

That thing damn near rectum!

bigbabysurfer

2012-01-15 03:13:47 PM

Alien Robot

2012-01-15 03:18:06 PM

Reminded me of this: 2x4 through windshield

9beers

2012-01-15 03:24:35 PM

Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

94 through North Dakota. You can practically tie off your steering wheel and go to sleep.

RoyBatty

2012-01-15 03:30:05 PM

Looks like the thing that took down the Concorde.

NBSV

2012-01-15 03:39:24 PM

No. This is why you pay attention and don't aimlessly run over crap in the road. I've know people who will run over anything in the road and are then surprised when their tires go flat or plastic bits are broken on their car.

Wonderduck

2012-01-15 04:35:22 PM

9beers: Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

94 through North Dakota. You can practically tie off your steering wheel and go to sleep.

I-39 from Rockford, IL to Normal, IL during the winter. Flat, straight and nothing but dead fields to stare at.

I Like Bread

2012-01-15 05:08:22 PM

I was expecting to see a sweet highway accident, but JESUS!

barefoot in the head

2012-01-15 05:17:44 PM

That's why Friday the 13th is a lucky day. It missed.

MooseUpNorth

2012-01-15 06:10:49 PM

If that car was a vampire, it sure ain't now. Yeek!

Cubansaltyballs

2012-01-15 06:10:57 PM

0Icky0: Cubansaltyballs: Yeah, yeah. I'm a bad person. Blah blah blah.

Screw that. I was wondering why you helped him climb out.

I was hoping to see a severed arm or something horrific happen to the guy. That way I could tell the cops what happened. Hopefully the EMTs would lose his severed arm after hearing how this nutsack was taligaiting and drive like a retard.

kim jong-un

2012-01-15 07:43:39 PM

NEWJERSEYFARKTAG

2012-01-15 08:49:41 PM

MBrady: the nameless one: that was not a "steel rod", it looked like a piece of steel bridgeing which is used as something to strengthen structual steel buildings ( and it's pretty damn flimsy), it's not totally impossible for that to go through the floor board of a car, but it's highly unlikely.

Looks like a piece of 1.5" X 1.5" X 1/4" angle steel. Not sure where that would be on a bridge though.

Bridging is used to brace bar joists. That angle looks to be a bit heaver than bridging angle. By eye it looks like 2x2x 1/4. Typical bridging angle is very light, say 1.25 x 1.25 x 1/8".

/works in construction
//dude was lucky he didn't get an angle is the nuts!

NEWJERSEYFARKTAG

2012-01-15 09:04:15 PM

This About That: Back in the day when rails were made of wood with an iron strip nailed to the top to take the wear of the trains, the strip used to come loose every now and then and sometimes come up through the bottom of the car like a spear.

That still happens with light weight rail (90 lb/yd and under) Every now and then when they try to run 268,000 pound cars over light steel rails they break and curle.

/rail fan
//no, rail lover
///Has over 500ft of N scale rail in his basement

mat catastrophe

2012-01-15 10:06:18 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Thankfully no one was in the back seat.

He never said there wasn't....

ha-ha-guy

2012-01-15 11:20:58 PM

NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: This About That: Back in the day when rails were made of wood with an iron strip nailed to the top to take the wear of the trains, the strip used to come loose every now and then and sometimes come up through the bottom of the car like a spear.

That still happens with light weight rail (90 lb/yd and under) Every now and then when they try to run 268,000 pound cars over light steel rails they break and curle.

/rail fan
//no, rail lover
///Has over 500ft of N scale rail in his basement

You need pictures in your profile.

mtpagan

2012-01-16 03:04:07 AM

Mister Peejay

2012-01-16 05:10:48 AM

Tiredude99: Up in the asshole of Timo (new window)

*sigh*

That's not what he said.

/but did Marcus lift? No. Marcus doesn't lift.

Mister Peejay

2012-01-16 05:17:09 AM

RminusQ:
Concur. I don't remember whether it was Kansas or Missouri, but a college club I was in was traveling to a competition, and the road was so straight that our driver was turning around to engage in conversation. We had to warn him "ROAD IS CURVING" before one of the few bends in the highway.

I got to experience I-44 through Missouri. At night. After being awake for almost 24 hours. Towing a trailer with a not-really-big-enough truck.

I don't remember much of the western half of the state, but the eastern bit was the opposite of straight and flat. The road engineers made the grades (mostly) straight, with sharp kinks at the bottom just for fun. Truck got iffy going downhill at anything over 65, but would slow down to about 45 going up the hills.

On the way back home, we transferred as much stuff as possible from the trailer to the truck, and I slept that leg of the trip.

EliminateNinniesAndTwits

2012-01-16 07:03:10 AM

Guuberre: KellyLockhart: Charlie Freak: The only stretch of road more boring than I-5 between Tracy and Bakersfield is I-29 from Fargo to Grand Forks. This is why cars need autopilot.

I-70 through Kansas.

I-16 (in Georgia) from Macon, laser-straight through to the coast.There's only so many cows you can count before you fall asleep.

/moo

Yes, but drive between KC and Denver on I-70 and for the vast majority of your trip you will find many many hours of no cows or sheep or anything other than the road and fields. If I remember right there weren't even any trees, just sleep-inducing endless horizon. Add to that completely flat terrain and very few turnoffs.

Honest Bender

2012-01-16 08:03:10 AM

eddyatwork: Good thing that we put child safety seats in the back since it's safer there.

Interestingly enough, statistics show that, for children age 2+, car seats offer no improved safety over traditional seat belts. If anything, child seats are actually slightly worse than seat belts.

/end threadjack.

EliminateNinniesAndTwits

2012-01-16 09:05:03 AM

Honest Bender: eddyatwork: Good thing that we put child safety seats in the back since it's safer there.

Interestingly enough, statistics show that, for children age 2+, car seats offer no improved safety over traditional seat belts. If anything, child seats are actually slightly worse than seat belts.

/end threadjack.

Don't let statistics fool you - even though red-light cameras often cause more collisions they can still spew the stats to obscure the point that it's just revenue. Likewise with speed limits. And seat belts - why do I have to pay some police/trooper/deputy to have them pull over someone and tell them to wear a seatbelt.

//I guess I have a case of the Mondays

CheapEngineer

2012-01-16 09:51:13 AM

Nuno311: Alligator Alley (basically a 2 lane road along the bottom of Florida to get to/fro Miami).

Although I guess it's not too "boring" because if you have a head-on/apply directly to the forehead accident (because of no lights, one of those wicked FL rains, or someone falling asleep)...then it would be quite a while 'til someone came and got you.

Not to mention in some "soft shoulder" stretches...they are basically swamps filled with gators and all kindsa things that would be pissed off if you drove into it or even had to stop for any length of time.

Um, it's been almost 20 years since I lived down there, but they were 50% done making that 4-lane when I left. Did they not finish that?

\worked in TV there too
\\once every few months, some driver would find a small pile of smoking metal fragments that marked where 2 cars met @ speed in the night

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