Yeah, that's not going to convince anyone, but good try.

Jesus Christ what happened? Oh, I forgot... he's Jewish, right? And a good one, too. Guess he was observing the Sabbath.

/doesn't have a dog in this fight

no no, he does. But Tebow was obviously the false prophet and Brady was the real son of (football) god

This just in: Disney was NOT involved in a conspiracy with the NFL to get Tebow to the Super Bowl. :-/

But in all honesty, I agree with a certain other Farker's sentiment that this loss will be taken advantage of by Tim and he will learn from it, as most inexperienced players are urged to do. He'll slowly get better, and over the course of the season he's proven he's at worst the short-term solution for the Denver Broncos QB situation.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: This just in: Disney was NOT involved in a conspiracy with the NFL to get Tebow to the Super Bowl. :-/

But in all honesty, I agree with a certain other Farker's sentiment that this loss will be taken advantage of by Tim and he will learn from it, as most inexperienced players are urged to do. He'll slowly get better, and over the course of the season he's proven he's at worst the short-term solution for the Denver Broncos QB situation.

I think you're right on balance, but Tebow and Denver will have to change their game plan 100%. I've said all along, as soon as a defense figures out the option style of play, Denver/Tebow will get stopped cold. Tonight proved that out, imo.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: This just in: Disney was NOT involved in a conspiracy with the NFL to get Tebow to the Super Bowl. :-/

Which is rather encouraging. I will freely admit it sure as fark sounded like one, but I'm not going to be mad that it won't end up as one. Or maybe it will and Disney will change the ending.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I've said all along, as soon as a defense figures out the option style of play, Denver/Tebow will get stopped cold

Ditto, it just didn't look like anyone would figure it out this year. I guess the two weeks, plus seeing Tebow earlier in the year, gave the Pats everything they needed. Next year the Broncos will be terrible if they keep the zone read.

GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I've said all along, as soon as a defense figures out the option style of play, Denver/Tebow will get stopped cold

Ditto, it just didn't look like anyone would figure it out this year. I guess the two weeks, plus seeing Tebow earlier in the year, gave the Pats everything they needed. Next year the Broncos will be terrible if they keep the zone read.

You can bet money on the fact that every defensive coordinator is going to sit their defense down this off-season and watch tape of this game about 100 times.

I think Jesus watched that horrifying farking Focus on the Family commercial and said "fark these people. They don't speak for me. They've totally twisted everything I said, so I'm going to embarrass them."

But more likely, a deity that can effect the outcome of a game that millionaires play for fun, but allows children to starve to death is too much of a cocksucker for ANYONE to worship.

Clearly there is no God...

BTW, is it just me, or did I hear some obvious "Tebow" chants from the Pats' fans? Obviously, they were negative in tone, but I could have heard incorrectly.

Either way, he generated a level of fan heat that would make John Cena and Vickie Guerrero proud.


/let's go tebow
//tebow sucks

I think Teebus should denounce his religion, start listening to Slayer and Mercyful Fate, and wear corpse paint next season.

Wicca 45, Christianity 10

Someone needs to organize a tournament so we can finally determine the "one true religion".

thermo: I think Teebus should denounce his religion, start listening to Slayer and Mercyful Fate, and wear corpse paint next season.

Heel turn!

thermo: I think Teebus should denounce his religion, start listening to Slayer and Mercyful Fate, and wear corpse paint next season.

XTC's "Dear God" should be used as his entry music then, if he's gonna go full anti-Tebow...

Grand_Moff_Joseph: GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I've said all along, as soon as a defense figures out the option style of play, Denver/Tebow will get stopped cold

Ditto, it just didn't look like anyone would figure it out this year. I guess the two weeks, plus seeing Tebow earlier in the year, gave the Pats everything they needed. Next year the Broncos will be terrible if they keep the zone read.

You can bet money on the fact that every defensive coordinator is going to sit their defense down this off-season and watch tape of this game about 100 times.

Well, every coordinator who is going to play the Broncos this year. So, AFC West, AFC North, NFC South, Houston and New England. Well, NE won't need help, but the rest will study it very closely.

what_now: I think Jesus watched that horrifying farking Focus on the Family commercial and said "fark these people. They don't speak for me. They've totally twisted everything I said, so I'm going to embarrass them."

That commercial actually got me rooting for a Brady-raping of Tebow, which we got, just to piss those people off. It worked.

John 3:16 John 11:35

So St. Tebow had a bad night? The fundies around here already equate disliking Tebow with communism. Damn.

GAT_00: That commercial actually got me rooting for a Brady-raping of Tebow, which we got, just to piss those people off. It worked.

True story:

I didn't hear the commercial, because the bar was loud, but I saw the "Focus on the Family" logo, and by this point I was a few beers in, and I yelled out "fark YOU!! FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU COCKS!"

I didn't even *think* it was just a visceral reaction to seeing a fng hate group on national television.

My friends were a little embarrassed, but a lot of people cheered.

There is no joy in Denver, the mighty Tebow has struck out.

what_now: GAT_00: That commercial actually got me rooting for a Brady-raping of Tebow, which we got, just to piss those people off. It worked.

True story:

I didn't hear the commercial, because the bar was loud, but I saw the "Focus on the Family" logo, and by this point I was a few beers in, and I yelled out "fark YOU!! FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU COCKS!"

I didn't even *think* it was just a visceral reaction to seeing a fng hate group on national television.

My friends were a little embarrassed, but a lot of people cheered.

It was kind of funny, the game thread went all to hell after that and turned into a politics thread until the mods stepped in.

what_now: GAT_00: That commercial actually got me rooting for a Brady-raping of Tebow, which we got, just to piss those people off. It worked.

True story:

I didn't hear the commercial, because the bar was loud, but I saw the "Focus on the Family" logo, and by this point I was a few beers in, and I yelled out "fark YOU!! FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU COCKS!"

I didn't even *think* it was just a visceral reaction to seeing a fng hate group on national television.

My friends were a little embarrassed, but a lot of people cheered.

They probably cheered because they heard you yell "cocks" in a bar.

The Broncos made it further than anyone thought they would. Good show all around.

The future problem that Tebow faces is how Americans love to tear down our celebs. And Tebow will have it really rough, because even if he does something normal like have sex with a hottie, people will crucify him.

I hope Tebow is back next year and the Broncos are better as a team all around. They sucked tonight. Tebow can't do it by himself. The Broncos also need to be developing another QB.

GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I've said all along, as soon as a defense figures out the option style of play, Denver/Tebow will get stopped cold

Ditto, it just didn't look like anyone would figure it out this year. I guess the two weeks, plus seeing Tebow earlier in the year, gave the Pats everything they needed. Next year the Broncos will be terrible if they keep the zone read.

You can bet money on the fact that every defensive coordinator is going to sit their defense down this off-season and watch tape of this game about 100 times.

Well, every coordinator who is going to play the Broncos this year. So, AFC West, AFC North, NFC South, Houston and New England. Well, NE won't need help, but the rest will study it very closely.

True. Though, it would be good for all teams to study it, in case someone else decides that mixing in the college style option play is a good idea.

Something I saw on Twitter during the 3rd quarter:

"#Tebow is learning that the devil is married to someone who wears Prada."

GAT_00: what_now: GAT_00: That commercial actually got me rooting for a Brady-raping of Tebow, which we got, just to piss those people off. It worked.

True story:

I didn't hear the commercial, because the bar was loud, but I saw the "Focus on the Family" logo, and by this point I was a few beers in, and I yelled out "fark YOU!! FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU COCKS!"

I didn't even *think* it was just a visceral reaction to seeing a fng hate group on national television.

My friends were a little embarrassed, but a lot of people cheered.

It was kind of funny, the game thread went all to hell after that and turned into a politics thread until the mods stepped in.

Mods had to step in? WTH happened?

cmunic8r99: Something I saw on Twitter during the 3rd quarter:

"#Tebow is learning that the devil is married to someone who wears Prada."

I thought Tom Brady and Bundchen divorced? (Doesn't make it less snicker-worthy, but....)

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Though, it would be good for all teams to study it, in case someone else decides that mixing in the college style option play is a good idea.

Yeah, but there aren't many teams that can pull it off right now, though I have to say I'd love a zone read to return to the NFL. I'm a Big 10 guy, I love a big running game and multiple TE sets. Those obviously aren't zone read sets, but I wish the NFL had more rushing teams.

But who could pull one off right now? Vick and Newton obviously. Can't remember who else was a running QB though.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Mods had to step in? WTH happened?

It was more a 'knock it off, this is football not politics' and it died off fairly quickly. I did get a deletion later on since I answered a question someone asked about the ad and hadn't seen it, and obviously that had to get deleted.

Hahahaha

Suck it Tebow.

GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Though, it would be good for all teams to study it, in case someone else decides that mixing in the college style option play is a good idea.

Yeah, but there aren't many teams that can pull it off right now, though I have to say I'd love a zone read to return to the NFL. I'm a Big 10 guy, I love a big running game and multiple TE sets. Those obviously aren't zone read sets, but I wish the NFL had more rushing teams.

But who could pull one off right now? Vick and Newton obviously. Can't remember who else was a running QB though.

If the Vikings keep Joe Webb around, you have him + AP + Shiancoe. All you'd need is a decent WR, which I think could be more easily found in FA/drafting than a QB. Only other running QB that's coming to mind at the moment.

You see what god did to us man

GAT_00: It was kind of funny, the game thread went all to hell after that and turned into a politics thread until the mods stepped in.

hahaha...really? That's funny.

It's almost like people don't like watching hateful bigots get all up in their football.

cmunic8r99: Something I saw on Twitter during the 3rd quarter:

"#Tebow is learning that the devil is married to someone who wears Prada."

Best thing I saw on Twitter during the game:

"With god on his side and still getting a beating like this, Tim Tebow is now an honorary Jew."

GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Mods had to step in? WTH happened?

It was more a 'knock it off, this is football not politics' and it died off fairly quickly. I did get a deletion later on since I answered a question someone asked about the ad and hadn't seen it, and obviously that had to get deleted.

Just checked it out...yep, that went to hell as soon as that ad aired. I didn't see it, but WTF was FOF thinking? Or were they trying to troll the entire nation?

what_now: It's almost like people don't like watching hateful bigots get all up in their football.

here maybe. I'm sure there were places that nodded along in approval at the commercial.

SilentStrider: what_now: It's almost like people don't like watching hateful bigots get all up in their football.

here maybe. I'm sure there were places that nodded along in approval at the commercial.

There are people that would nod along approvingly at a Klan commercial. Doesn't make it right.

what_now: GAT_00: It was kind of funny, the game thread went all to hell after that and turned into a politics thread until the mods stepped in.

hahaha...really? That's funny.

It's almost like people don't like watching hateful bigots get all up in their football.

The Bronies even stopped for a bit.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: If the Vikings keep Joe Webb around, you have him + AP + Shiancoe. All you'd need is a decent WR, which I think could be more easily found in FA/drafting than a QB. Only other running QB that's coming to mind at the moment.

I'm just thinking here, Vick and McCoy in a read could be nasty as fark with Jackson and Celek. That's...actually unpleasant to consider. And VY could actually act as a backup there without any trouble.

Thank God Andy Reid is still there. Any intelligent coach might look into this.

what_now: There are people that would nod along approvingly at a Klan commercial. Doesn't make it right.

i know, I was just pointing out that not everyone, sadly, found that commercial as offensive as we relatively sane people did.

GAT_00: The Bronies even stopped for a bit.

Anyone else find it funny that both Breesus and Tebus got beat tonight?

cameroncrazy1984: Anyone else find it funny that both Breesus and Tebus got beat tonight?

I do. Schadenfreude is die schönste freude.

I've been saying all along, this God character sounds like a dick. I mean, instead of using his awesome power for things like healing amputees and stopping earthquakes, he's been doing crap like pointing Rosie in Terre Haute to her car keys and rigging football games for Tim Tebow of all people.

But now, it turns out, he's a real dick - after spending an entire season convincing Tebow that those superpowers are on his side, he absolutely and totally farks him in the post-season.

GOD =

God: "LOL Tebwned!!!1!1!11!!!'"