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NewportBarGuy

2012-01-14 07:52:33 PM

Is it possible for something to be worth negative dollars?

serpent_sky

2012-01-14 08:39:17 PM

I've got a buddy who specializes in tractors owned by Jay Leon and signed by George Bush, if you don't mind, I'd like him to come down and take a look at it first.

Peter von Nostrand

2012-01-14 10:28:57 PM

Peter von Nostrand

2012-01-14 10:30:22 PM

Peter von Nostrand: No

Meh.. hit add comment too early and now I've stopped caring

Crudbucket

2012-01-14 11:21:28 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Peter von Nostrand: No

Meh.. hit add comment too early and now I've stopped caring

I think you said all that needed to be said.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-14 11:27:58 PM

serpent_sky: I've got a buddy who specializes in tractors owned by Jay Leon and signed by George Bush, if you don't mind, I'd like him to come down and take a look at it first.

All right, it's in good condition, signed, certified, all that. Probably worth $3-4000.

I'll give you $50.

Look, I've got overhead, storage, and it's not like I can move this anytime soon.

Apos

2012-01-14 11:30:35 PM

Peter von Nostrand: No

Mission accomplished!

fusillade762

2012-01-14 11:58:15 PM

who uses it to push around cars in his spacious classic-car garages

If only those cars had some means of moving themselves from place to place.

Phil Moskowitz

2012-01-15 12:13:53 AM

That poor bastards hobby is just inexplicable and depressing.

violentsalvation

2012-01-15 12:32:16 AM

I would love a tractor like that but if I was spending money like that, I would spend a bit more and get a backhoe.

invictus2

2012-01-15 01:14:06 AM

only if one could due this to it

Link

Dahnkster

2012-01-15 01:14:56 AM

violentsalvation: I would love a tractor like that but if I was spending money like that, I would spend a bit more and get a black ho.

Love tractor?

Sabyen91

2012-01-15 01:16:31 AM

I bet that tractor is sexy.

doobiebrother

2012-01-15 01:19:46 AM

but...its blue! why is he signing a socialist tractor?
and gw is still a sack of crap.
so no.

Dahnkster

2012-01-15 01:20:04 AM

Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-15 01:22:59 AM

Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

aearra

2012-01-15 01:33:51 AM

Better hope some rabid bush lover shows up.

Sabyen91

2012-01-15 01:42:05 AM

Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

whither_apophis

2012-01-15 01:43:04 AM

aearra: Better hope some rabid bush lover shows up.

I'm sure rule 34 is in play for a GIS on "rabid bush"

Bucky Katt

2012-01-15 01:45:05 AM

buy it? i wouldn't even piss on it.

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-15 01:56:35 AM

Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

Sabyen91

2012-01-15 02:01:21 AM

Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You are actually serious, aren't you? You really hate Locklear.

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-15 02:22:43 AM

Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You are actually serious, aren't you? You really hate Locklear.

I don't hate her. But she was hospitalized for drugs and alcohol just the other day after she flipped out while high and someone called 911. She's been in and out of rehab but can't kick the drugs. Pretty, but a basket case.

Sabyen91

2012-01-15 02:28:00 AM

Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You are actually serious, aren't you? You really hate Locklear.

I don't hate her. But she was hospitalized for drugs and alcohol just the other day after she flipped out while high and someone called 911. She's been in and out of rehab but can't kick the drugs. Pretty, but a basket case.

Rather than feel sorry for her you end up blaming her for something. Sad.

violentsalvation

2012-01-15 02:36:30 AM

Dahnkster: violentsalvation: I would love a tractor like that but if I was spending money like that, I would spend a bit more and get a black ho.

[glossynews.com image 300x300]
Love tractor?

That isn't what I said, but giggity.

Dahnkster

2012-01-15 02:39:33 AM

violentsalvation: That isn't what I said, but giggity.

I know, I was just having a bit of sport. I'm full of piss and vinegar tonight. Please excuse the silliness.

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-15 02:40:36 AM

Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You are actually serious, aren't you? You really hate Locklear.

I don't hate her. But she was hospitalized for drugs and alcohol just the other day after she flipped out while high and someone called 911. She's been in and out of rehab but can't kick the drugs. Pretty, but a basket case.

Rather than feel sorry for her you end up blaming her for something. Sad.

Ummm, she won't sleep with you.

/unless you have a handful of Percocet and some vodka

stoli n coke

2012-01-15 02:50:33 AM

Good to see that the whole "sending thousands of Americans to die to finally get that hug from Daddy" thing hasn't weighed too heavily on W's conscience that he'll go out and sign farm equipment for a hack comedian.

Seriously, George. From a real Texan to a carpetbagger, go to Hell.

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-01-15 05:16:08 AM

stoli n coke: Good to see that the whole "sending thousands of Americans to die to finally get that hug from Daddy" thing hasn't weighed too heavily on W's conscience that he'll go out and sign farm equipment for a hack comedian.

Seriously, George. From a real Texan to a carpetbagger, go to Hell.

Sometimes people will spend money on a thing that has a link, albeit a weak one, to someone famous.

/The more you know.
//besides the money is going to charity. It's not like it's a real work tractor. It's no Kubota that's for sure.

andychrist420

2012-01-15 05:29:24 AM

aearra: Better hope some rabid bush lover shows up.

It's Barrett-Jackman. Rich old white guys buying classic cars. It's like NASCAR for the 1%

the nameless one

2012-01-15 08:39:57 AM

Call me when they break out the cotton gin autographed by obbammy

/ducks

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat

2012-01-15 08:58:14 AM

This is relevant to my interests, because I'm a contractor.

Happy Hours

2012-01-15 11:00:31 AM

Samsquantch

2012-01-15 12:54:03 PM

I'd like to drive a tractor over GWB and Leno - anyone having an auction for that?

wrenchboy

2012-01-15 12:58:00 PM

Crudbucket: Peter von Nostrand: Peter von Nostrand: No

Meh.. hit add comment too early and now I've stopped caring

I think you said all that needed to be said.

Who would want something that Leno parked his injun giving ass on anyway?

/Team Coco!!

KaisertheCoyote

2012-01-15 01:03:33 PM

Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Sabyen91: Atomic Spunk: Dahnkster: Here's a video of Jay Leno tickling Heather Locklear's foot (new window)
Would rather have Locklear than a tractor

I'd rather have a tractor than an insane pill-popping alcoholic like Heather Locklear.

You would rather have sex with Jay Leno than Heather Locklear? Meh, to each his own.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You are actually serious, aren't you? You really hate Locklear.

I don't hate her. But she was hospitalized for drugs and alcohol just the other day after she flipped out while high and someone called 911. She's been in and out of rehab but can't kick the drugs. Pretty, but a basket case.

So you would rather have sex with a fat old man than a girl who pops pills and might be crazy in the sack?

You and I have very different moral codes.

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-15 01:30:53 PM

KaisertheCoyote: I became a Cub Scout leader so I can molest little boys. I'm sick, and I don't know what to do.

It's fun to claim someone said something that they didn't.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-15 01:49:40 PM

Atomic Spunk: KaisertheCoyote: I became a Cub Scout leader so I can molest little boys. I'm sick, and I don't know what to do.

It's fun to claim someone said something that they didn't.

Holy shiat what a pervert.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2012-01-15 04:30:01 PM

Why would Jay Leno need a tractor? Does it trim the hairs on his massive, sun eclipsing chin? Who the hell would ask that asshole to sign their....ANYTHING? Worst auction in the history of auctions. But I think the pawn stars guys would take a look at it.

good_2_go

2012-01-15 04:39:51 PM

signed by George W Bush

Will it buff out?

UCFRoadWarrior

2012-01-15 06:22:42 PM

Well...at least this thread was not dominated by "Conan is funnier" DerpBots....

fusillade762

2012-01-15 07:34:18 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Well...at least this thread was not dominated by "Conan is funnier" DerpBots....

Conan's freshly shaved beard is funnier than Jay Leno.

browntimmy

2012-01-16 01:47:07 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: Well...at least this thread was not dominated by "Conan is funnier" DerpBots....

What isn't funnier than Jay Leno?

Apos

2012-01-16 02:01:56 AM

browntimmy: UCFRoadWarrior: Well...at least this thread was not dominated by "Conan is funnier" DerpBots....

What isn't funnier than Jay Leno?

Infectious diseases,murder and unfair taxation. That's about it.

solokumba

2012-01-16 11:22:47 AM

two people i hate.
no.

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