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RoyBatty
2012-01-14 08:42:22 PM
He must have died while submitting it.
 
TheOther
2012-01-14 08:50:26 PM
More like 'Goof ON!' amirite??
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 08:50:55 PM
img687.imageshack.us
 
vudukungfu
2012-01-14 09:08:23 PM
I guess he
*whips on sunglasses*
Done goofed.
Eyahhhhhhhhh
 
t3knomanser
2012-01-14 09:33:37 PM
Viscountess Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Sir Winston Churchill: If I were your husband, I'd drink it!
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 09:37:25 PM
i.imgur.com

I'M GONNA FILL YOUR HOO-HA WITH 'GOOF OFF'
 
whatshisname
2012-01-14 10:22:52 PM
His wife's a goof?
 
ParagonComplex
2012-01-14 10:22:56 PM
"I don't want to be on the Wheaties box, I wanna be on the Rice Krispies box. Snap, Krackle, Mitch, and Pop. People would say "How'd you get on the Rice Krispies box?" I'd say "In Hollywood, it's all who you know and I know Krackle." ' - Mitch Hedberg
 
JackalRabbit
2012-01-14 10:23:30 PM
something very goofy about all this
 
Smurfme
2012-01-14 10:26:52 PM
This smells horrible!... And taste horrible too!.... I'm gonna eat the whole bowl!
 
nytmare
2012-01-14 10:27:51 PM
His plan was foolproof aside from the highly-noticeable smell, awful taste, leftover evidence, lack of alibi, inability to remain cool, and witnesses present.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-14 10:28:42 PM
Well that sure does trump pooting in the Post Toasties.
 
Smurfme
2012-01-14 10:32:40 PM
nytmare: His plan was foolproof aside from the highly-noticeable smell, awful taste, leftover evidence, lack of alibi, inability to remain cool, and witnesses present.

You seem to have this down pat?
 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 10:39:09 PM
He is a dumbass for using Goof Off as one drop will smell up the entire house.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-14 10:39:57 PM
RoyBatty: He must have died while submitting it.

If he died while submitting it he would have just said arrrrggg not typed it out.

/unless he was dictating
 
Espertron
2012-01-14 10:40:02 PM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-14 10:45:09 PM
Looks like we got a

*glasses*

cereal killer..


*Yeahhhhh*
 
s2s2s2
2012-01-14 10:47:53 PM
He just looks happy he won't be under the same roof as her anymore.
 
WordsnCollision
2012-01-14 10:48:54 PM
Smurfme: nytmare: His plan was foolproof aside from the highly-noticeable smell, awful taste, leftover evidence, lack of alibi, inability to remain cool, and witnesses present.

You seem to have this down pat?

His wife's name is Pat?
 
croesius
2012-01-14 10:49:14 PM
Lone Stranger: Well that sure does trump pooting in the Post Toasties.

That actually got a audible laugh out of me. Well done.
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 10:49:56 PM
It's a sad day when you can't trust your rice and moo juice.
 
Loren
2012-01-14 10:51:38 PM
So many people don't think about how something is going to taste when they try to poison somebody. If your poison tastes bad it's unlikely the target will eat more than a bite!
 
Axle
2012-01-14 10:55:31 PM
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 475x314]

I'M GONNA FILL YOUR HOO-HA WITH 'GOOF OFF'

Hoo-ha means............stuff.
 
fusillade762
2012-01-14 11:54:19 PM
shanrick: [img687.imageshack.us image 225x225]

"The Ultimate Remover" indeed.
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-15 12:30:39 AM
"The victim's husband, Fernando Porras, 43..."


Enjoy your vacation, Porras Horace.
 
Ape Shiat Nuts
2012-01-15 12:44:05 AM
I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, fark him."

/Far as I'm concerned you can sit in the milk until I find out which one of you said that.
 
OBBN [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 12:46:06 AM
Hassan Ben Sobr: Looks like we got a

*glasses*

cereal killer..


*Yeahhhhh*

Okay, no one else is going to give you props for that, I will. Good one made me snarf a bit!
 
Porous Horace
2012-01-15 12:57:26 AM
Amos Quito: "The victim's husband, Fernando Porras, 43..."


Enjoy your vacation, Porras Horace.

Haha! The benefits of using an alias - they'll never catch me.

/has thought his cunning plan all the way through.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-15 01:03:03 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: RoyBatty: He must have died while submitting it.

If he died while submitting it he would have just said arrrrggg not typed it out.

/unless he was dictating

Be quiet. And go and change your armour.
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-15 01:04:10 AM
Porous Horace: Amos Quito: "The victim's husband, Fernando Porras, 43..."


Enjoy your vacation, Porras Horace.

Haha! The benefits of using an alias - they'll never catch me.

/has thought his cunning plan all the way through.


LOL!

I like you, Porous Horace! You're a good sport.

/Please don't kill me!
 
Tapeworm21
2012-01-15 07:26:57 AM
At least she died eating something I love.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-15 08:33:10 AM
snap crackle it was a tragic event. we will forgive and move on. in the name of JESUS we pray.

amen.
 
Alleyoop
2012-01-15 08:44:26 AM
Cereal killer?

www.availableimages.com

/someone will get it
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-15 08:46:52 AM
Alleyoop: Cereal killer?

[www.availableimages.com image 640x360]

/someone will get it

Lord
www.blogcdn.com
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-15 08:57:42 AM
JackalRabbit: something very goofy about all this

goofing off, goofing off
i can do it, do it, do it perfectly
goofing off, goofing off
it's the only thing i gladly do for free
i'm goin' non-stop for 48 hours

then i'll collapse right here
then i'll be scooped up and carried to work
and propped up in a chair
goofing off, goofing off, goofing off

Link (new window)
 
JackalRabbit
2012-01-15 09:19:28 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie: JackalRabbit: something very goofy about all this

goofing off, goofing off
i can do it, do it, do it perfectly
goofing off, goofing off
it's the only thing i gladly do for free
i'm goin' non-stop for 48 hours

then i'll collapse right here
then i'll be scooped up and carried to work
and propped up in a chair
goofing off, goofing off, goofing off

Link (new window)

Thank you for that. brought a smile to my face after a long work night. and to think, i forgot Sparks existed until you refreshed my memory.
 
sleeper2995
2012-01-15 09:34:38 AM
Come on with a name like Porras she didn't expect it eventually. Now thats just sloppy wifing.
 
ekdikeo4
2012-01-15 02:35:28 PM
How did you first wife die? Bad cereal.
How did your second wife die? Bad cereal.
How did your third wife die? Shovel accident. biatch wouldn't eat the farking cereal.
 
laid back w/bud light
2012-01-15 06:47:11 PM
On another note, the taste of cyanide is horrible! Had a job electroplating parts using cyanide and if you touched your lips or breathed it in it would last for hours. Luckily never ingested enough to cause a dirt-nap.
 
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