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If only they were all this easy. Man robs bank, hails cab & then calls 911 to turn himself in. That he's homeless and it was 14 degrees the previous night probably had nothing to do with it
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Coelacanth
2012-01-14 09:50:42 AM
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." ~ Anatole France,
The Red Lily
(1894)
wildcardjack
2012-01-14 09:54:47 AM
I always figured the cold would keep the homeless further south, hence the Florida tag.
pippi longstocking
2012-01-14 09:56:15 AM
At least the good thing is now he'll get a job at $0.50 an hour. Thought it is still too high if the plutocrats had their way though.
ElevenBravo
2012-01-14 09:58:20 AM
I always hook up the homeless living in the bushes by my apartment with beer and pizza. Figure the might help me if I'm being robbed someday.
hbk72777
2012-01-14 10:09:39 AM
wildcardjack
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I always figured the cold would keep the homeless further south, hence the Florida tag.
Yeah, not like there aren't "new" homeless people every day. Some guy get's kicked out of his apartment, after his unemployment checks run out, in say Maine, I'm sure the first thing on his mind is "Let me get a Greyhound pass to Alabama"
Trance750
2012-01-14 10:19:28 AM
pippi longstocking
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At least the good thing is now he'll get a job at $0.50 an hour.
Is that before or after he's taxed to death?
myinternetname
2012-01-14 10:33:03 AM
Sure, you get a place to stay and food. But you have to work for it and take it up the ass.
Prison = marriage
Well, if the biatch knows her place anyway
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-01-14 10:35:49 AM
My home town has less than 3000 people, and we have homeless. They sleep in a tumbledown tobacco barn across the railroad tracks from the Market Basket general store. One of my high school teachers is fostering a little girl (6 yrs or so) that she found going through her garbage cans late one night. To date, no one knows who or where the little girl's real parents are.
/Sad story Bro.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-14 10:45:59 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave
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My home town has less than 3000 people, and we have homeless. They sleep in a tumbledown tobacco barn across the railroad tracks from the Market Basket general store. One of my high school teachers is fostering a little girl (6 yrs or so) that she found going through her garbage cans late one night. To date, no one knows who or where the little girl's real parents are.
/Sad story Bro.
Is her name Newt?
/I keed.
//Good on teach.
herrDrFarkenstein
2012-01-14 10:46:18 AM
ElevenBravo
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I always hook up the homeless living in the bushes by my apartment with beer and pizza. Figure the might help me if I'm being robbed someday.
I use them as messengers and gofers for my consulting detective agency. Also i occasionally inject them with cocaine to watch their reactions.
plumbicon
2012-01-14 11:03:23 AM
Ahhhh...Cincinnati's my town!
Matthew Keene
2012-01-14 11:13:06 AM
plumbicon
:
Ahhhh...Cincinnati's my town!
I personally know a teacher who spends her own money to help feed and clothe her students at Purcell-Marian HS in Cincinnati. I help out when I can. It is a real sin that kids are homeless and hungry in this of all countries. I also have homeless in the woods out behind my apartment. I feel for them on nights like this when it hits 18 degrees. But for the grace of God go I. I have a job, at least. Not my career choice, but the pay is okay and I've got health insurance.
glassbottomboatcaptain
2012-01-14 11:13:53 AM
Know who I blame? That there O-BAH-ma. He's got me madder 'n hay-el.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-14 11:15:12 AM
herrDrFarkenstein
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ElevenBravo: I always hook up the homeless living in the bushes by my apartment with beer and pizza. Figure the might help me if I'm being robbed someday.
I use them as messengers and gofers for my consulting detective agency. Also i occasionally inject them with cocaine to watch their reactions.
I use them to chase down mobsters.
Pwnchubr
2012-01-14 11:19:49 AM
Would have been smarter to get admitted to a state hospital. Room, board, meds and no rape! DNRTFA
Ehcks
2012-01-14 11:23:23 AM
What a sad world where prison is preferable to... anything else at all.
An even sadder world when people decide the solution is to make prison worse.
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-14 11:30:15 AM
Cincinnati doesn't have homeless shelters? It's not exactly a small town.
Eh, well, I guess making good decisions isn't the hallmark of the homeless.
Rich Cream
2012-01-14 11:31:15 AM
How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-14 11:34:59 AM
Jim_Callahan
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Cincinnati doesn't have homeless shelters? It's not exactly a small town.
Eh, well, I guess making good decisions isn't the hallmark of the homeless.
You're an idiot.
/shelters have limited beds, and nights where the temp drops to 14 F are likely to be nights they're all full up
//tried to find shelter housing for two people (not self, knock on wood) before and it's surprisingly f--king difficult even with a internet connection
xanadian
2012-01-14 12:26:19 PM
You're ...doing it right?? I donno. :-/
xanadian
2012-01-14 12:29:15 PM
Jim_Callahan
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Cincinnati doesn't have homeless shelters? It's not exactly a small town.
They fill up awfully fast...
Even Presque Isle, a dinky little town of 10,000, has homeless. It's supposed to be -15 F tonight.
O.o
Fade2black
2012-01-14 12:50:25 PM
There's a difference between prison and jail. Up here in Seattle, and I'm sure in other places; convicts get separated according to what they did. The Murders and Rapes are put into one section, while the DUI/Domestic Violence/Traffic tend to be in the less hostile areas. I'm sure a bank robbery isn't nearly the same as a rape/murder, but I wouldn't know. My jail time was Traffic, way back when I was a young'n.
And even though I have a strong family circle and a set of circumstances where this would probably never happen...I have always joked that If I was homeless and completely down to my last straw...nothing would hold me back from a Bank Job. If you succeed, get back on your feet (albeit illegally)...if you fail, hey....free room and board for a few years.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-14 12:58:12 PM
Fade2black
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There's a difference between prison and jail. Up here in Seattle, and I'm sure in other places; convicts get separated according to what they did. The Murders and Rapes are put into one section, while the DUI/Domestic Violence/Traffic tend to be in the less hostile areas. I'm sure a bank robbery isn't nearly the same as a rape/murder, but I wouldn't know. My jail time was Traffic, way back when I was a young'n.
And even though I have a strong family circle and a set of circumstances where this would probably never happen...I have always joked that If I was homeless and completely down to my last straw...nothing would hold me back from a Bank Job. If you succeed, get back on your feet (albeit illegally)...if you fail, hey....free room and board for a few years.
I don't think I could take prison.
Molavian
2012-01-14 01:05:07 PM
Rich Cream
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How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
Same reason they love talking about cock in gun threads?
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-14 01:39:27 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto
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/shelters have limited beds, and nights where the temp drops to 14 F are likely to be nights they're all full up
Perhaps people intentionally imitating an O'Henry story is an indication that more space should be allocated? I mean, it's not like "an unoccupied room with a heating unit" (or AC in my area) is particularly difficult to find or even construct.
Or is Cincinatti one of those "if we can't provide a bed and full care, we shouldn't do it at all" cities? I seem to recall that being the reason the Bay Area shelters kept coming up short.
Rich Cream
2012-01-14 01:54:55 PM
Molavian
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Rich Cream: How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
Same reason they love talking about cock in gun threads?
Similar but different. One implies wishful thinking and the other implies insecurity.
/not sure which...
jake3988
2012-01-14 03:20:21 PM
pippi longstocking * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2012-01-14 09:56:15 AM At least the good thing is now he'll get a job at $0.50 an hour. Thought it is still too high if the plutocrats had their way though.
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In a prison, it's usually 15 cents an hour. Though, you are right that plutocratic republicans want to abolish even those 15 cents an hour.
ansius
2012-01-14 04:21:31 PM
Dear America,
Heck of a society you've built there, when your poor feel they're better off in prison.
But at least you have guns, which must be nice.
Cheers,
The other Western nations.
j0ndas
2012-01-14 04:48:02 PM
ansius
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Dear America,
Heck of a society you've built there, when your poor feel they're better off in prison.
But at least you have guns, which must be nice.
Cheers,
The other Western nations.
You could take this two different ways. (a) being outside in the US is real bad, or (b) being inside in prison is WAY too easy. Sure, prison is regimented and occasionally dangerous, but you get housed, fed, trained and given work (if you have good behavior), there's TV and a library, etc. If you're connected, even booze and drugs, or so I hear. To some people it may seem like not that bad a place to be. And yes, the urban ghettos are extremely bad, even here in the US, but why is that? Several reasons - (a) an almost total lack of cooperation by the residents, (b) an unwillingness to police their own communities, and (c) a judicial system that's weighted heavily in favor of criminals and won't even execute serial killers except in a few states. Both prison and the ghettos would be a much safer place if murderers and violent rapists were executed, since while execution may not be much of a deterrent, it sure as heck prevents the 3/4 of violent crimes that are repeat offenses.
plumbicon
2012-01-14 05:53:17 PM
Jim_Callahan
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StreetlightInTheGhetto: /shelters have limited beds, and nights where the temp drops to 14 F are likely to be nights they're all full up
Perhaps people intentionally imitating an O'Henry story is an indication that more space should be allocated? I mean, it's not like "an unoccupied room with a heating unit" (or AC in my area) is particularly difficult to find or even construct.
Or is
Cincinatti
one of those "if we can't provide a bed and full care, we shouldn't do it at all" cities? I seem to recall that being the reason the Bay Area shelters kept coming up short.
(3 N's and one T, BTW)
Cincy is a major transportation hub, which sits at (or near) the intersection of three states. We have metric buttload of homeless here. Many of them are homeless by choice (usually due to criminal tendencies or mental health issues). Many of them are grifters -- they beg at intersections and Interstate exits, and can make $300-500 A DAY. Then there are the homeless families, including single-parent families, living in their cars, or the women with kids trying to escape an abusive relationship. Yes, there are shelters for all of these, but some folks just won't (or can't) come in out of the cold.
Matthew Keene
, may you be blessed by whatever Deity you recognize. We do our part, too, but it's just a drop in the ocean.
Julie Cochrane
2012-01-14 06:35:01 PM
If you're sick and don't have money for health care, at least you won't die on the street alone.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-14 07:28:00 PM
i'm sure there are many houses of worship that run shelters for the homeless. i've not seen this outside of the most hard hit need areas. all houses of worship should open their doors to the hungry and the cold. spread around some of that love & humanity that fills the collection baskets every sunday.
jenny next
2012-01-14 07:55:04 PM
plumb icon: Many of them are homeless
by choice
(usually due to criminal tendencies or mental health issues).
Mental illness is not a choice. Even the schizophrenics who would rather live on the streets than let the big government keep tabs on them are not really making a choice by the proper sense of the definition. Compulsions are not choices.
Axel_Gear
2012-01-14 08:08:30 PM
Rich Cream
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How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
Could be Tom Dubois.
/Nothing is obscure on Fark
Trance354
2012-01-14 08:25:47 PM
Here in Denver, the homeless are rampant, and it's not the "out on his/her luck" person coming here; there are many, many, MANY who are homeless by choice, making more money(for drugs) begging than I make in a week working. Honestly, though, I feel that they congregate in large cities because they have fed off the tit of human decency for so long, it has become instinctual. I have all the pity in the world(and a helping hand, when I can afford it) for those who are genuinely out on their luck. I've learned to not-see the ones who have the wherewithal, but choose not to play by the rules. You can pass by the woman walking up the street, dragging a wheelchair in the morning and think nothing of it, until you see her on your lunch break, begging on the next block, in the wheelchair, "missing" one leg. Her dope dealer is right next to her, counting the money. She quits when she has enough to get farked up for the night, then starts again in the morning.
/I'm pretty sure she OD'd some time ago.
//you think that's bad, try Lawrence, KS. The stories I could tell...
theorellior
2012-01-14 09:52:22 PM
KrispyKritter
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i'm sure there are many houses of worship that run shelters for the homeless. i've not seen this outside of the most hard hit need areas. all houses of worship should open their doors to the hungry and the cold. spread around some of that love & humanity that fills the collection baskets every sunday.
Touchdown Jesus' home church was near Cincy, if they can afford giant flammable idols they could spare some cots for the homeless.
herrDrFarkenstein
2012-01-14 11:13:29 PM
Axel_Gear
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Rich Cream: How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
Could be Tom Dubois.
/Nothing is obscure on Fark
Could be Blanche DuBois. She's always depended on the anal rape of strangers.
mike4688
2012-01-14 11:40:13 PM
When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. This guy threw in the towel when times got tough. His actions are hardly praise-worthy. Life is hard. There are always people who have it worse than you who don't throw in the towel. A lot of us are wondering how we're going to make ends meet nowadays. This guy should've swallowed his pride & asked for help from his family, local church, homeless shelter, friends, etc. Our society might have a lot of a-holes in it, but there are also some really cool people out there willing to help. Now he's right where the stockholders for companies that profit from prison labor want him, by the short & curlies. Going to prison is never a good idea. Also there's that whole chance of getting raped or killed thing.
tldr; if it's cold & your homeless ask for help.
Julie Cochrane
2012-01-15 12:53:11 PM
mike4688
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When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. This guy threw in the towel when times got tough. His actions are hardly praise-worthy. Life is hard. There are always people who have it worse than you who don't throw in the towel. A lot of us are wondering how we're going to make ends meet nowadays. This guy should've swallowed his pride & asked for help from his family, local church, homeless shelter, friends, etc. Our society might have a lot of a-holes in it, but there are also some really cool people out there willing to help. Now he's right where the stockholders for companies that profit from prison labor want him, by the short & curlies. Going to prison is never a good idea. Also there's that whole chance of getting raped or killed thing.
tldr; if it's cold & your homeless ask for help.
The local homeless shelter throws people out in the cold in the morning, with all their stuff, and opens up the doors at a set time each night. So if that's the only place you've got to stay, every day you have to find someplace you and your stuff are allowed to be where you won't freeze all day. And every day you have to be back to line up and hope you get a place for that night.
Day in, day out.
With pretty much the same people you'd be hanging with in prison, just no rules or order during the day to protect yourselves from each other, and you have more to worry about where your next meal is coming from or where you will get help or care if you're sick---any number of things.
Asking for help isn't as easy as you think it is. Actually asking the various different agencies, charities, and people for help, filling out their forms, meeting their proof of eligibility, waiting in line for this one and then getting back across town to wait in line for that one, coordinating all of it----it takes as much time and organizational skill as a full time job, and most of the people who need it aren't that functional.
The other thing about prison is that a central authority coordinates all those services at once---food, shelter, clothing, medical care, basic protection from other people about as dysfunctional as you.
The US has more people incarcerated per capita than damn near any other country because our prisons are our social institutions of last resort for people who can't take care of themselves.
You know what they say, "Home is the place that when you have to go there, they have to take you."
rico567
2012-01-15 01:17:59 PM
Coelacanth
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"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." ~ Anatole France, The Red Lily (1894)
Well, as long as it's Quote A Froggie Day:
"The laws keep up their credit, not by being just, but because
they are laws; 'tis the mystic foundation of their authority; they
have no other, and it well answers their purpose. They are often
made by fools; still oftener by men who, out of hatred to equality,
fail in equity; but always by men, vain and irresolute authors."
- Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592)
rico567
2012-01-15 01:31:09 PM
Molavian
:
Rich Cream: How come anytime someone mentions jail there's always some pervert who brings up anal rape?
/fantasies perhaps?
Same reason they love talking about cock in gun threads?
Or the same reason they love talking about "inferior people who talk about X" in Fark threads?
rico567
2012-01-15 01:40:00 PM
KrispyKritter
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i'm sure there are many houses of worship that run shelters for the homeless. i've not seen this outside of the most hard hit need areas. all houses of worship should open their doors to the hungry and the cold. spread around some of that love & humanity that fills the collection baskets every sunday.
"Nothing is so much in need of reform than other people's habits." - Mark Twain
Bruxellensis
2012-01-16 10:38:03 AM
That's all you have to do for 3 hots and a cot?
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