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PizzaJedi81

2012-01-14 07:39:15 AM

She had a rather good, I felt, guest spot on Psych.

And I'd form a line behind her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Sybarite

2012-01-14 07:57:44 AM

The couple married in Vatican City in June 2010

How much more Catholic can a wedding be? None, none more Catholic.

gimmegimme

2012-01-14 09:07:23 AM

FireBreathingLiberal

2012-01-14 09:32:10 AM

On the "market"?

How much for a pound?

Mugato

2012-01-14 10:05:51 AM

FireBreathingLiberal: On the "market"?

How much for a pound?

You have to buy the whole thing. So that's 70 pounds.

She made out with the maid (the hot one) in American Horror Story, that was pretty cool. Then she was cut in half. Well actually she made out with the maid after she was cut in half.

cman

2012-01-14 10:07:29 AM

I think she's cute.

/Although I must admit she could use some more meat on her bones

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-14 10:09:28 AM

I thought the line forms behind Mena Suvari.

DanZero

2012-01-14 10:31:15 AM

In before Studmen69s make a mess of this place, "what line submitter?", etc.

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PizzaJedi81

2012-01-14 10:49:49 AM

cman: I think she's cute.

/Although I must admit she could use some more meat on her bones

I'd give her a meaty bone, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

AirForceVet

2012-01-14 11:03:16 AM

Sorry Subby, but I already cut in the front of the queue.

Ooba Tooba

2012-01-14 11:11:53 AM

PizzaJedi81: She had a rather good, I felt, guest spot on Psych.

And I'd form a line behind her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Read that as "flesh" spot. I came.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-14 11:26:10 AM

Ooba Tooba: And I'd form a line behind her,

LOL see above.

nekom

2012-01-14 11:26:20 AM

Sybarite: The couple married in Vatican City in June 2010

How much more Catholic can a wedding be? None, none more Catholic.

Could have had the pope officiate it.

RainDawg

2012-01-14 11:40:32 AM

And get used to looking at subby's ass because that's as close as you'll ever get to Mena Suvari.

One Bad Apple

2012-01-14 11:48:29 AM

AirForceVet: Sorry Subby, but I already cut in the front of the queue.

Meh, you'll do

The Bunyip

2012-01-14 11:50:16 AM

Is it studmannish to comment that she has some really unfortunate tattoos?

Phil Moskowitz

2012-01-14 11:52:19 AM

She can pee on my windshield anytime.

spidermann

2012-01-14 11:59:54 AM

I'd fap inside of her. A lot.

hbk72777

2012-01-14 12:01:33 PM

I'll have to pass. I already have a high forehead, a little coitus might unleash baby Frankensteins

tomWright

2012-01-14 12:04:12 PM

The Bunyip: Is it studmannish to comment that she has some really unfortunate tattoos?

Not a problem. little tom can't read

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tomWright

2012-01-14 12:09:34 PM

Possibly NSFW or Fark (new window)

Gunderson

2012-01-14 12:13:58 PM

Sybarite: The couple married in Vatican City in June 2010

How much more Catholic can a wedding be? None, none more Catholic.

Not really much of a Catholic wedding, seeing she was previous divorced prior to the Vatican City marriage.

/Unless she repented.

/repented=write a big check in church lingo

Pumpernickel bread

2012-01-14 12:17:15 PM

American Pie was a long time ago. Why are there still stories about her?

Asa Phelps

2012-01-14 12:22:17 PM

I'm conflicted. She's pretty but somehow she has never managed to be sexy in anything i've seen her in.

Rose McGowan Loveslave

2012-01-14 12:28:10 PM

I know I am going to sound like studman69 but I never found her all that attractive for some reason.

barneyfifesbullet

2012-01-14 12:29:04 PM

Don't you still have to take her to a prom first?

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-14 12:30:14 PM

Rose McGowan Loveslave: I know I am going to sound like studman69 but I never found her all that attractive for some reason.

How about her in American Beauty?

Valdes

2012-01-14 12:33:28 PM

1) She's flat chested.
2) My wife is hotter than her.
3) So is my wife's girlfriend.

TheOwnage

2012-01-14 12:33:47 PM

Who gets her fivehead?

TravisBickle62

2012-01-14 12:39:27 PM

Getting tatted was a big mistake

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-14 12:42:12 PM

I'll just leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0wz--uAIIM

spidermann

2012-01-14 12:43:25 PM

Valdes: 1) She's flat chested.

because flat chested chicks are the devil, Bobby Bouche!

/flat chested means they make up for it with DAT ASS
//ratio has not been proven wrong in my experiences as of yet

LDM90

2012-01-14 12:43:39 PM

Her name always made me think of an Indian SUV.

LlamaGirl

2012-01-14 12:45:00 PM

I think she's gorgeous.

/flat chested as well so she's good in my book
//team killer ass!

brap

2012-01-14 12:52:02 PM

Dammit, I thought this was the line for Chipwrecked.

Walkens Syndrome

2012-01-14 12:52:06 PM

She CAN be good looking. By all accounts she's a raging, freaking psycho biatch. Some friends of mine worked on a film that shot locally a few years back. No wonder she's been twice divorced by the age of 32.

MBA Whore

2012-01-14 12:53:47 PM

NO NO NO.

Her bones would impale you if you tried mounting her.

Don't do it. It is a trap.

/ not with another man's dick
// is not gay

spidermann

2012-01-14 12:55:23 PM

Walkens Syndrome: She CAN be good looking. By all accounts she's a raging, freaking psycho biatch. Some friends of mine worked on a film that shot locally a few years back. No wonder she's been twice divorced by the age of 32.

I just wanna fark her, not marry her.

sn82

2012-01-14 12:55:48 PM

LlamaGirl: I think she's gorgeous.

/flat chested as well so she's good in my book
//team killer ass!

I'm on this team as well, but I think she's pretty and seems like a nice person.

spidermann

2012-01-14 01:03:46 PM

sn82: LlamaGirl: I think she's gorgeous.

/flat chested as well so she's good in my book
//team killer ass!

I'm on this team as well, but I think she's pretty and seems like a nice person.

*clicks profile*

*goes to doctor to get eyes put back in*

LlamaGirl

2012-01-14 01:09:08 PM

Looks like my husband has a thing for girls named Andrea. haha

TravisBickle62

2012-01-14 01:13:40 PM

Some very close friends worked with her on a film set and they say she is the nicest, most genuine actor they have ever worked met.

tomWright

2012-01-14 01:13:59 PM

LlamaGirl: I think she's gorgeous.

/flat chested as well so she's good in my book
//team killer ass!

Same here.

Plus, smaller up top stays better looking longer. All the ladies I've date that were over 40 and small on top still looked good naked. the larger topped ones...not so much. Gravity is cruel to us all, but to D-cups and up especially.

/goes for moobs and beer bellies as well.

Benjamin Stone

2012-01-14 01:14:17 PM

I'm with the Studmen on this one. Though in all fairness I think it's because she showed off her boobs in the same movie that Thora Birch did.

Poor girl never stood a chance...

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-14 01:16:17 PM

I thought she played for the pink team.

What she lacks in the rack department she seems to make up for in the pretty face and crazy eyes departments.

Mugato

2012-01-14 01:17:10 PM

She's not that scrawny. She has a respectable ass. She just has no tits. But nice nipples.

Benjamin Stone: Though in all fairness I think it's because she showed off her boobs in the same movie that Thora Birch did.

At least it was legal to look at Mena.

Not that I care.

Hoban Washburne

2012-01-14 01:46:40 PM

I'm pretty welcoming to all body types (excluding the morbidly obese or scarily skinny), but I will say that my one consistent thing I always look for is a nicely rounded ass. She more than qualifies.

dalovindj

2012-01-14 02:24:39 PM

RIP Mira Sorvino

jake3988

2012-01-14 02:45:05 PM

You know, I don't say this about many people... but she'd be really cute if she put on 10 pounds.

skinink

2012-01-14 02:51:32 PM

"1) She's flat chested."

And she still looks great and has a nice ass. I saw her in the movie "Stuck" and she has at least one scene where she gets naked and her body is pretty sexy. Mena being a B Cup is not a deal breaker.

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