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(SFGate) Dumbass Art teacher arrested for teaching broad strokes to 16-year-old student. Where were the teachers like this back when... oh, wait   (sfgate.com) divider line 106
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2012-01-14 09:16:29 AM
'Oral copulation of a minor' sounds so dirty.
 
2012-01-14 10:54:05 AM
So.

A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'

A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
 
2012-01-14 10:55:05 AM
More things change, more they stay the same.
 
2012-01-14 10:55:23 AM
A male art teacher who isn't gay?
 
2012-01-14 10:55:31 AM
String him up! Abuse of power! Death is too good!
 
2012-01-14 10:56:39 AM
Show_The_O_Face: So.

A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'

A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'


Aside from the nice point about hypocracy you make, which I happen to agree with, I love that soeone with your handle is posting in this particular thread.
 
2012-01-14 10:57:04 AM
OK Farkettes let's hear it. Would 15 year old you hit that ?
 
2012-01-14 10:57:20 AM
If find it funny that people are ready to string up a male teacher, but if it's a female teacher, she should get a free pass as the kid was just having a good time.

Double standards are double standards
 
2012-01-14 10:59:24 AM
Is the $1 million bail common for cases like this, or does that strike anybody else as absurdly high?
 
2012-01-14 11:00:16 AM
o2.aolcdn.com

www-deadline-com.vimg.net
 
2012-01-14 11:00:51 AM
Cool, Moby is an art teacher too.
 
2012-01-14 11:02:57 AM
calbert: [o2.aolcdn.com image 173x203]

[www-deadline-com.vimg.net image 273x400]


It's really a sad state of hypocrisy where a famous politician and businessman gets strung up for inappropriate behavior with a minor, but that vigilante in Gotham City gets a free pass with that Robin kid.
 
2012-01-14 11:05:51 AM
blogs-images.forbes.com

Looks like he shaved.
 
2012-01-14 11:08:06 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

High school girls do love a bad boy
 
2012-01-14 11:08:10 AM
www.movieactors.com

Who loves ya, baby?
 
2012-01-14 11:08:14 AM
calbert:
o2.aolcdn.com

any shaved head white guy


ftfy.

it's not racist when I say it about a white guy right?
 
2012-01-14 11:09:16 AM
Male teachers bangin' students is just as common as the opposite; they just don't get caught- or turned in- nearly as often.
 
2012-01-14 11:13:36 AM
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2012-01-14 11:13:44 AM
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mmmmgarrmmam...Night Elf.....mgarblemgghm
 
2012-01-14 11:15:22 AM
He looks happy.
 
2012-01-14 11:17:40 AM
"Sit down, sit down please. Welcome to Art Appreciation. I am Mr. Peter A. Kolesnikov Now for you guys in the class, I know you're just here for the easy credit, so let's try and not be too disruptive, OK? But for the fairer sex, the ladies, who are here to find true and appreciation for art, let me tell you what I want you to get out of this class."

You see, art is wonderful thing. It's a living thing... and it requires attention and adoration. You must grasp art and bring it to life before your eyes. You must marvel at the way that art grows before you. You should always have a firm, but gentle grasp on art. You must take art into your mouth and swallow it into your soul. You should... Yes, my sweet young creature in the front row, you have a question?"

"Mr. Kolesnikov, what does the "A" stand for?"

"Arthur, why?"
 
2012-01-14 11:24:15 AM
calbert: [o2.aolcdn.com image 173x203]

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I guess I should have checked before doing the leg work to say the same thing

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-01-14 11:31:36 AM
Show_The_O_Face: So.

A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'

A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'


You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.
 
2012-01-14 11:32:14 AM
I wonder if she called his groin "Smallville".
 
2012-01-14 11:35:27 AM
s3.amazonaws.com

Mr. Clean hit it!
 
2012-01-14 11:36:08 AM
darwinpolice: Show_The_O_Face: So.

A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'

A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'

You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.



s3.jspenguin.org

Just to get it out of the way.
 
2012-01-14 11:38:49 AM
Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.

/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?
 
2012-01-14 11:39:58 AM
Like the 16 of today is the same as it was a few years ago.
 
2012-01-14 11:42:59 AM
communicating with a minor with criminal intent


How was he supposed to know that she had criminal intent?
 
2012-01-14 11:48:19 AM
darwinpolice: Show_The_O_Face: So.

A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'

A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'

You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.


I like to state the obvious, much like you!
 
2012-01-14 11:49:39 AM
Because you know 16 year-old girls these days have absolutely NO CONCEPT of how to use their bodies in a sexual manner as to manipulate people into getting what they want.

Not to excuse what the guy did, but I'm pretty sure this chick knew WTF she was doing.
 
2012-01-14 11:55:00 AM
"....And up next, "The Police" "Don't Stand So Close To Me" off the request lines...after this"
 
2012-01-14 11:56:37 AM
iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.

/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?


History of the Wilhelm Scream (new window)

If that's not what you meant, which it probably isn't, you might have actually said something obscure.
 
2012-01-14 12:09:13 PM
hicksfa2: Because you know 16 year-old girls these days have absolutely NO CONCEPT of how to use their bodies in a sexual manner as to manipulate people into getting what they want.

Not to excuse what the guy did, but I'm pretty sure this chick knew WTF she was doing.


But it was a man and teenage girl. That's horrible.

If it were a woman and young boy it would have been hot. Awesome dude!
 
2012-01-14 12:09:45 PM
Not that it was worth it, but.. almost an entire year of it

NICE
 
2012-01-14 12:11:25 PM
In my younger, drunker years I got into a confrontation in a bar with a man with a shaved head. It was on a downward spiral towards fisticuffs when I blurted "So you shave your head 'cause your cool, queer, or just don't want everyone to know you're going bald?" The bar broke out in laughter and he looked down, defeated by snark.

Which was good 'cause I'm a pretty crappy in a bar fight.
 
2012-01-14 12:15:17 PM
Anyone point out that it was a dude yet, and how we have a double standard as a society?
 
2012-01-14 12:16:15 PM
And that's terrible.
 
2012-01-14 12:16:26 PM
tetsoushima: iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.

/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?

History of the Wilhelm Scream (new window)

If that's not what you meant, which it probably isn't, you might have actually said something obscure.


Nope; that's not it; it's a reference to a tv show. It's still on the air too.

/ hint: one of my favorite lines from the show is "cry havoc, and let slip the hogs of war"
 
2012-01-14 12:43:27 PM
As if 16 year old girls aren't just as horny as 16 year old boys.
 
2012-01-14 12:43:54 PM
Hmmm...

Homosexuals molest children?

Who'd thunk it.
 
2012-01-14 12:44:00 PM
ausfahrk: Anyone point out that it was a dude yet, and how we have a double standard as a society?

Not yet. I think someone should bring it up.
 
2012-01-14 12:44:21 PM
Trance750: If find it funny that people are ready to string up a male teacher, but if it's a female teacher, she should get a free pass as the kid was just having a good time.

Double standards are double standards


Females do not desire nor enjoy sex. Every sexual act between a male and female is an act of violence against said female. As such, younger females are metaphorical slaves to their older male authority figures. She did not want it. She could not have wanted it. She did not enjoy it. She could not have enjoyed it. Her life is now forever a tragic wasteland of horror and fear, coupled with the oppressive loneliness of the banishment she will forever receive from society.

/farking Puritans, how do they work?
//let people fark
///chicks need orgasms too
 
2012-01-14 12:44:36 PM
cornbread and the collard greens: Like the 16 of today is the same as it was a few years ago.

Take it from Chuck.

All over St. Louis
Way down in New Orleans
All the Cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen
 
2012-01-14 12:45:05 PM
Nice.

Now, let's see how many people bite on that troll (the post above my first one).
 
2012-01-14 12:50:11 PM
Omahawg: In my younger, drunker years I got into a confrontation in a bar with a man with a shaved head. It was on a downward spiral towards fisticuffs when I blurted "So you shave your head 'cause your cool, queer, or just don't want everyone to know you're going bald?" The bar broke out in laughter and he looked down, defeated by snark.

Which was good 'cause I'm a pretty crappy in a bar fight.


Most of the guys I know with shaved heads have a great sense of humor about it, since they were going bald anyway. Fisticuffs would've ended because they would laugh with you and tell a few jokes themselves.

/except my dad, he still would swing.
 
2012-01-14 12:58:00 PM
iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.

/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?


i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-14 12:59:07 PM
*grabs copy of Fark user's manual*
*flips to page 39*
*references male teacherfemale student section*

Ah, yes, here we are... ahem...

This is bad. This is very bad. I am horrified that predators like this can infiltrate our school systems. This is disgusting. This poor girl has been scarred by this monster. That poor little angel. I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his life.
 
2012-01-14 01:05:07 PM
A $1,000,000 bail?

Sandusky's bail was way lower.
 
2012-01-14 01:08:58 PM
vernonFL: 'Oral copulation of a minor' sounds so dirty.

i1207.photobucket.com

/agrees
 
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