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Art teacher arrested for teaching broad strokes to 16-year-old student. Where were the teachers like this back when... oh, wait
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vernonFL
2012-01-14 09:16:29 AM
'Oral copulation of a minor' sounds so dirty.
Show_The_O_Face
2012-01-14 10:54:05 AM
So.
A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'
A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
JeffDudeLebowski
2012-01-14 10:55:05 AM
More things change, more they stay the same.
6655321
2012-01-14 10:55:23 AM
A male art teacher who isn't gay?
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-14 10:55:31 AM
String him up! Abuse of power! Death is too good!
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-14 10:56:39 AM
Show_The_O_Face
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So.
A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'
A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
Aside from the nice point about hypocracy you make, which I happen to agree with, I love that soeone with your handle is posting in this particular thread.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-14 10:57:04 AM
OK Farkettes let's hear it. Would 15 year old you hit that ?
Trance750
2012-01-14 10:57:20 AM
If find it funny that people are ready to string up a male teacher, but if it's a female teacher, she should get a free pass as the kid was just having a good time.
Double standards are double standards
Devoid
2012-01-14 10:59:24 AM
Is the $1 million bail common for cases like this, or does that strike anybody else as absurdly high?
calbert
2012-01-14 11:00:16 AM
Gwyrddu
2012-01-14 11:00:51 AM
Cool, Moby is an art teacher too.
Espertron
2012-01-14 11:02:57 AM
calbert
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It's really a sad state of hypocrisy where a famous politician and businessman gets strung up for inappropriate behavior with a minor, but that vigilante in Gotham City gets a free pass with that Robin kid.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-14 11:05:51 AM
Looks like he shaved.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-14 11:08:06 AM
High school girls do love a bad boy
Gunderson
2012-01-14 11:08:10 AM
Who loves ya, baby?
almandot
2012-01-14 11:08:14 AM
calbert
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any shaved head white guy
ftfy.
it's not racist when I say it about a white guy right?
FuturePastNow
2012-01-14 11:09:16 AM
Male teachers bangin' students is just as common as the opposite; they just don't get caught- or turned in- nearly as often.
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-14 11:13:36 AM
Gunderson
2012-01-14 11:13:44 AM
mmmmgarrmmam...Night Elf.....mgarblemgghm
noit
2012-01-14 11:15:22 AM
He looks happy.
imprimere
2012-01-14 11:17:40 AM
"Sit down, sit down please. Welcome to Art Appreciation. I am
Mr. Peter A. Kolesnikov
Now for you guys in the class, I know you're just here for the easy credit, so let's try and not be too disruptive, OK? But for the fairer sex, the ladies, who are here to find true and appreciation for art, let me tell you what I want you to get out of this class."
You see, art is wonderful thing. It's a living thing... and it requires attention and adoration. You must grasp art and bring it to life before your eyes. You must marvel at the way that art grows before you. You should always have a firm, but gentle grasp on art. You must take art into your mouth and swallow it into your soul. You should... Yes, my sweet young creature in the front row, you have a question?"
"Mr. Kolesnikov, what does the "A" stand for?"
"Arthur, why?"
myinternetname
2012-01-14 11:24:15 AM
calbert
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I guess I should have checked before doing the leg work to say the same thing
*shakes tiny fist*
darwinpolice
2012-01-14 11:31:36 AM
Show_The_O_Face
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So.
A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'
A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.
thelordofcheese
2012-01-14 11:32:14 AM
I wonder if she called his groin "Smallville".
Lone Stranger
2012-01-14 11:35:27 AM
Mr. Clean hit it!
tetsoushima
2012-01-14 11:36:08 AM
darwinpolice
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Show_The_O_Face: So.
A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'
A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.
Just to get it out of the way.
iheartscotch
2012-01-14 11:38:49 AM
Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.
/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?
cornbread and the collard greens
2012-01-14 11:39:58 AM
Like the 16 of today is the same as it was a few years ago.
doglover
2012-01-14 11:42:59 AM
communicating with a minor with criminal intent
How was he supposed to know that she had criminal intent?
Show_The_O_Face
2012-01-14 11:48:19 AM
darwinpolice
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Show_The_O_Face: So.
A female teacher male student and the charge is 'Abuse of power from a person of trust.'
A male teacher on female student and the charge is 'suspicion of statutory rape, oral copulation of a minor and communicating with a minor with criminal intent.'
You're either new here or you have a remarkable ability to be surprised by the same stuff every week.
I like to state the obvious, much like you!
hicksfa2
2012-01-14 11:49:39 AM
Because you know 16 year-old girls these days have absolutely NO CONCEPT of how to use their bodies in a sexual manner as to manipulate people into getting what they want.
Not to excuse what the guy did, but I'm pretty sure this chick knew WTF she was doing.
rockradio1
2012-01-14 11:55:00 AM
"....And up next, "The Police" "Don't Stand So Close To Me" off the request lines...after this"
tetsoushima
2012-01-14 11:56:37 AM
iheartscotch
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Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.
/ either that or she wanted his
wilhelm
; obscure?
History of the Wilhelm Scream
(new window)
If that's not what you meant, which it probably isn't, you might have actually said something obscure.
crab66
2012-01-14 12:09:13 PM
hicksfa2
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Because you know 16 year-old girls these days have absolutely NO CONCEPT of how to use their bodies in a sexual manner as to manipulate people into getting what they want.
Not to excuse what the guy did, but I'm pretty sure this chick knew WTF she was doing.
But it was a man and teenage girl. That's horrible.
If it were a woman and young boy it would have been hot. Awesome dude!
ZzeusS
2012-01-14 12:09:45 PM
Not that it was worth it, but.. almost an entire year of it
NICE
Omahawg
2012-01-14 12:11:25 PM
In my younger, drunker years I got into a confrontation in a bar with a man with a shaved head. It was on a downward spiral towards fisticuffs when I blurted "So you shave your head 'cause your cool, queer, or just don't want everyone to know you're going bald?" The bar broke out in laughter and he looked down, defeated by snark.
Which was good 'cause I'm a pretty crappy in a bar fight.
ausfahrk
2012-01-14 12:15:17 PM
Anyone point out that it was a dude yet, and how we have a double standard as a society?
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-14 12:16:15 PM
And that's terrible.
iheartscotch
2012-01-14 12:16:26 PM
tetsoushima
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iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.
/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?
History of the Wilhelm Scream (new window)
If that's not what you meant, which it probably isn't, you might have actually said something obscure.
Nope; that's not it; it's a reference to a tv show. It's still on the air too.
/ hint: one of my favorite lines from the show is "cry havoc, and let slip the hogs of war"
clyph
2012-01-14 12:43:27 PM
As if 16 year old girls aren't just as horny as 16 year old boys.
obamadidcoke
2012-01-14 12:43:54 PM
Hmmm...
Homosexuals molest children?
Who'd thunk it.
xanadian
2012-01-14 12:44:00 PM
ausfahrk
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Anyone point out that it was a dude yet, and how we have a double standard as a society?
Not yet. I think someone should bring it up.
Kuroshin
2012-01-14 12:44:21 PM
Trance750
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If find it funny that people are ready to string up a male teacher, but if it's a female teacher, she should get a free pass as the kid was just having a good time.
Double standards are double standards
Females do not desire nor enjoy sex. Every sexual act between a male and female is an act of violence against said female. As such, younger females are metaphorical slaves to their older male authority figures. She did not want it. She could not have wanted it. She did not enjoy it. She could not have enjoyed it. Her life is now forever a tragic wasteland of horror and fear, coupled with the oppressive loneliness of the banishment she will forever receive from society.
/farking Puritans, how do they work?
//let people fark
///chicks need orgasms too
MoronLessOff
2012-01-14 12:44:36 PM
cornbread and the collard greens
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Like the 16 of today is the same as it was a few years ago.
Take it from Chuck.
All over St. Louis
Way down in New Orleans
All the Cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen
xanadian
2012-01-14 12:45:05 PM
Nice.
Now, let's see how many people bite on that troll (the post above my first one).
lack of warmth
2012-01-14 12:50:11 PM
Omahawg
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In my younger, drunker years I got into a confrontation in a bar with a man with a shaved head. It was on a downward spiral towards fisticuffs when I blurted "So you shave your head 'cause your cool, queer, or just don't want everyone to know you're going bald?" The bar broke out in laughter and he looked down, defeated by snark.
Which was good 'cause I'm a pretty crappy in a bar fight.
Most of the guys I know with shaved heads have a great sense of humor about it, since they were going bald anyway. Fisticuffs would've ended because they would laugh with you and tell a few jokes themselves.
/except my dad, he still would swing.
Molavian
2012-01-14 12:58:00 PM
iheartscotch
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Hang 'em and hang 'em high! He obviously used a position of authority to get with an underage girl.
/ either that or she wanted his wilhelm; obscure?
natmar_76
2012-01-14 12:59:07 PM
*grabs copy of Fark user's manual*
*flips to page 39*
*references male teacherfemale student section*
Ah, yes, here we are... ahem...
This is bad. This is very bad. I am horrified that predators like this can infiltrate our school systems. This is disgusting. This poor girl has been scarred by this monster. That poor little angel. I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his life.
Turfshoe
2012-01-14 01:05:07 PM
A $1,000,000 bail?
Sandusky's bail was way lower.
stonelotus
2012-01-14 01:08:58 PM
vernonFL
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'Oral copulation of a minor' sounds so dirty.
/agrees
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