FARK.com: (6878223) Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust"

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		Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust" (nzherald.co.nz)		90
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FredaDeStilleto		2012-01-14 08:34:42 AM

I'm really torn. On one hand, he promises free ponies to all. OTOH, there's that mandatory tooth brushing.

I guess it will come down to whether or not I have to brush the pony's teeth.

Outrageous Muff		2012-01-14 09:42:28 AM

Meh. He's no Wilford the Carriage Horse. He would have fixed this country.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-01-14 09:52:46 AM

How many voted beef supreme?

vernonFL		2012-01-14 10:00:14 AM

New Hampshire only has a population of 1.3 million, so getting 800 votes is a lot.

And isnt brushing your teeth pretty much mandatory? Like wiping your butt or clipping your nails.

Eddie Adams from Torrance		2012-01-14 10:20:11 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: How many voted beef supreme?

My mom voted for Beef Supreme once..... once.

Aar1012		2012-01-14 10:23:51 AM

I was torn between Vermin Supreme, Craig 'Tax Freeze' Freis, and President Obama

what_now		2012-01-14 10:40:52 AM

My mom met this guy during the election. She's an election volunteer- has been for years. She said he was a bizarre individual, but he had to leave because you can't campaign w/i 100 yards of a voting booth.

She did say she'd be more likely to vote for him than any of the Republican candidates.

PacManDreaming		2012-01-14 10:55:20 AM

what_now: She did say she'd be more likely to vote for him than any of the Republican candidates.

I'd definitely vote for him before I voted for any of the Republican candidates. Or Democratic candidates, for that matter.

shanrick		2012-01-14 11:28:43 AM

Where can I subscribe to his newsletter?

coco ebert		2012-01-14 11:47:44 AM

FOR THE LULZ.

TheOther		2012-01-14 11:48:48 AM

Just looking at that hat makes my neck hurt.

Wrong Hat. Wrong for America.

mahuika		2012-01-14 11:49:53 AM

Ah yes, the coveted hipster vote.

Tali		2012-01-14 11:50:52 AM

vernonFL: And isnt brushing your teeth pretty much mandatory? Like wiping your butt or clipping your nails.

You've obviously never visited Alabama.

Fart_Machine		2012-01-14 12:01:53 PM

mahuika: Ah yes, the coveted hipster vote.

Ron Paul already covered that.

dogdaze		2012-01-14 12:03:24 PM

It's long been said that Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. Even at this early point in the primary season, Romney's critics are beginning to fall in line behind Mitt Romney, because their bosses told them so. And of course, conservative voters will do exactly what their bosses tell them to. (new window)

hammettman		2012-01-14 12:05:04 PM

what_now: My mom met this guy during the election. She's an election volunteer- has been for years. She said he was a bizarre individual, but he had to leave because you can't campaign w/i 100 yards of a voting booth.

She did say she'd be more likely to vote for him than any of the Republican candidates.

I thought he was one of the new late entry Republican candidates. Can't wait to see him cast a spell on Romney at the next debate.

falcon176		2012-01-14 12:09:26 PM

attention whore extraordinaire

CravenMorehead		2012-01-14 12:10:33 PM

[yourenothelping.jpg]

LectertheChef		2012-01-14 12:10:41 PM

Tali: vernonFL: And isnt brushing your teeth pretty much mandatory? Like wiping your butt or clipping your nails.

You've obviously never visited Alabama.

Enough with all the negative stereotypes about Alabama. It's just hurtful and mean-spirited, mocking a noble state such as Alabama, ridiculing their seemingly simple ways. Where else are you going to find people who value family as much as Alabamians? Yes, their penchant for amateur pharmaceuticals does occasionally surpass their casual interest in literature, but that simply adds to the charm of that fine state. And who can blame them for being a little nonchalant about grooming, when they're focused on caring for their youth, and so dedicated to their church.

offmymeds		2012-01-14 12:13:52 PM

"I am a tyrant that you can trust, and you should let me run your life because I do know what is best for you."

BAH! Vlad III is still getting my vote!

xanadian		2012-01-14 12:16:27 PM

Just what the GOP circus needs: another clown.

At least this clown's funny.

ad_rizzle		2012-01-14 12:16:55 PM

TFA's use of "Democrat Party" and "Republic Candidate" was particularly grating.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2012-01-14 12:18:03 PM

I'd vote for Beef Supreme before voting for any republican

WizardofToast		2012-01-14 12:23:48 PM

To be fair, he promises us all a pony if he wins.

mahuika		2012-01-14 12:26:35 PM

Fart_Machine: mahuika: Ah yes, the coveted hipster vote.

Ron Paul already covered that.

Ever since Fox News actually started listing his name in polls, he's become too mainstream.

quatchi		2012-01-14 12:31:58 PM

FredaDeStilleto: I'm really torn. On one hand, he promises free ponies to all. OTOH, there's that mandatory tooth brushing.

I guess it will come down to whether or not I have to brush the pony's teeth.

With great power comes great responsibility.

It has always been thus.

/Don't blame me. I voted Taco Supreme.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-01-14 12:32:47 PM

Tali: vernonFL: And isnt brushing your teeth pretty much mandatory? Like wiping your butt or clipping your nails.

You've obviously never visited ~~Alabama~~ Iowa.

FTFY

StrikitRich		2012-01-14 12:33:32 PM

Just wish he was on the ballot in Florida.

Karac		2012-01-14 12:36:50 PM

ramblinwreck		2012-01-14 12:38:34 PM

FTFA:

"...New Hampshire Democrat Party primary..."

"After Obama was Republiccandidate Ron Paul..."

Ok, I've seen the former used by infantile Republicans, but I've never actually seen the latter used by anyone. Is this news source even reputable down in New Zealand?

Ghastly		2012-01-14 12:40:41 PM

"He's turning gay! HE'S TURNING GAY!"

Thank you. Thank you.

/funniest thing I've seen all morning.

RobbieFal		2012-01-14 12:50:44 PM

Supreme also got 4 write-in votes from Republicans, putting him ahead of two candidates who were on the ballot.

NeverDrunk23		2012-01-14 12:51:41 PM

Why is a Captain Planet villain running?

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-01-14 12:59:55 PM

A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for horse shiat in every aisle of the grocery store.

telaran		2012-01-14 01:02:45 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for horse shiat in every aisle of the grocery store.

A little known and under-appreciated benefit!

GolemGolem		2012-01-14 01:06:06 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for horse shiat in every aisle of the grocery store.

Free apples too!

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-01-14 01:08:53 PM

Slackers, all of you!

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-01-14 01:11:33 PM

Vermin Supreme provides an important pro-kidney voice in these times of moral turpitude.

WelldeadLink		2012-01-14 01:14:14 PM

I, for one, welcome our new Vermin Supreme overlord.

BMulligan		2012-01-14 01:14:14 PM

He's just regular Vermin, but with tomatoes and sour cream.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-01-14 01:39:57 PM

How did the lizard people do?

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-01-14 01:41:24 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: [capitolchat.areavoices.com image 500x306]

Slackers, all of you!

Better late than never.

/Did not see this before posting

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-01-14 01:41:29 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: How did the lizard people do?

The SHEEPLE all voted for Vermin Supreme, the MEDIA-SUPPORTED ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE. Don't you people understand that if we all just got behind the Lizard People we could make some real change?!

hawcian		2012-01-14 01:44:43 PM

I hope he and President Obama have a debate. Because that would be awesome.

She comes in colors everywhere		2012-01-14 01:47:16 PM

I just want to say that the last bit of this video is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

DrippinBalls		2012-01-14 01:56:55 PM

Honest to Potato, I don't see how you Americans CAN'T vote for Vermin

Gwyrddu		2012-01-14 01:57:32 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Tyrone Slothrop: How did the lizard people do?

The SHEEPLE all voted for Vermin Supreme, the MEDIA-SUPPORTED ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE. Don't you people understand that if we all just got behind the Lizard People we could make some real change?!

But I thought the media-supported established candidates were all lizard people, so were were voting for lizard people anyway*.

*Except for Al Franken, who is a member of their hated enemy, the mole people.

BuckTurgidson		2012-01-14 02:00:18 PM

Democrat Party ... New Hampshire Democrat Party ... Republic candidate Ron Paul

Get it right, mate, it's spelled RON PAUL!.

Needlessly Complicated		2012-01-14 02:09:10 PM

Where has this guy been?

I'd vote for that guy.

ox45tallboy		2012-01-14 02:50:11 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Where has this guy been?

I'd vote for that guy.

Did anyone else notice this website was news from New Zealand? Why isn't the mainstream American media covering this? This guy is freakin' hilarious.

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