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(ESPN)   Can Tebow's pony friendship magic take the Broncos past the Patriots? Will the Saints prove that the 49ers aren't yet a championship-caliber team? It's The NFL Divisionals Day 1 thread, games at 4:30 PM on Fox and 8 PM on CBS   (scores.espn.go.com ) divider line
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2012-01-14 12:23:09 PM  

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 624x428]


The worst thing about Tebow is how he's gotten nonfans (like political hacks) interested in football. I know the league loves this, but I hate it. I also hate how this makes me sound like some kind of football hipster. Fark you, Tebow, for what you've done to me.
 
2012-01-14 12:38:03 PM  
I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to root for Brady, no matter the opponent.
 
2012-01-14 12:40:33 PM  
I just don't get the Tebow hate. It's not his fault the media is whoring him out. He didn't tell all of the idiots to make his name into a verb.

I direct my hatred..which is really too strong a word, at the media, where it belongs.
 
2012-01-14 12:50:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to root for Brady, no matter the opponent.


This pretty much sums up how I feel about Tom Brady.

Stolen from the Onion - favorite line highlighted:

FOXBOROUGH, MA-A new autobiography by New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gives readers a behind-the-scenes look at the ups and even greater ups of being the three-time Super Bowl champion, sources confirmed Friday. "From the highest highs of winning two NFL MVP awards and marrying a Brazilian supermodel, to the more moderate highs of being a record-setting quarterback for the University of Michigan, this memoir is very personal and doesn't hold back," said Bryce Joplin, a representative from the book's publisher, Hyperion, adding that Tom Brady: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness goes on sale Tuesday. "On the one hand, readers will see the side of Tom they already know from the football field-a good-looking millionaire who is constantly winning-but on the other, they'll finally learn who Tom is off the field: a constant winner who is also a good-looking millionaire." Brady was not available for comment, as he was eating filet mignon at the best steakhouse in Boston while waiting for a call concerning a $20 million endorsement deal with Rolex.
 
2012-01-14 12:55:56 PM  
GEAUX

i63.photobucket.com

i63.photobucket.com

i63.photobucket.com

/won't be here for the game, but in any case
 
2012-01-14 12:56:38 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com

Going to the store this AM, just thought I'd whip this up for fun. Be back for the NINER game.

GO NINERS!!!!!!

i1020.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-14 01:10:42 PM  
Poor Drew Brees, having to play outside. Doesn't the NFL know he has a disability! He needs special accommodations.
 
2012-01-14 01:13:10 PM  

nvmac: Going to the store this AM, just thought I'd whip this up for fun. Be back for the NINER game.

GO NINERS!!!!!!


......
Oh my, Brady looks so pitiful there! Hahahh!
 
2012-01-14 01:17:35 PM  
Why can't the Pats and Ponies both lose? Sometimes I hate playoffs.
 
2012-01-14 01:21:47 PM  

Foaming: Why can't the Pats and Ponies both lose? Sometimes I hate playoffs.


.....
In a perfect world.....
 
2012-01-14 01:26:50 PM  
Guess it's going to be cold in Foxborough. That's okay, there's a ton of oxygen down there. Yeah, that's our only hope. Go Tebows?
 
2012-01-14 01:27:28 PM  

Foaming: Why can't the Pats and Ponies both lose? Sometimes I hate playoffs.


They will, eventually...

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-14 01:30:02 PM  
Geaux Saints!

And go Giants, so the Saints get another home game.
 
2012-01-14 01:31:05 PM  
I just wish the game would be over so I can know whether or not Jesus is Lord.
 
2012-01-14 01:53:58 PM  
Dear Princess Celestia

We need you to re-establish your rule over the NFL, and give the Patriots a decisive victory today. Because, really, we don't need another whole week of this from the media

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-01-14 02:02:46 PM  

farm8.staticflickr.com

SOON DERP

 
2012-01-14 02:06:30 PM  
Okay, I skimmed the thread for an explanation and I googled around, so I don't feel bad asking: Can someone please explain the Tebow unicorn/My Little Pony meme. Not knowing is killing me!
 
2012-01-14 02:08:24 PM  

gimmegimme: Okay, I skimmed the thread for an explanation and I googled around, so I don't feel bad asking: Can someone please explain the Tebow unicorn/My Little Pony meme. Not knowing is killing me!


saddest death ever.
 
2012-01-14 02:12:13 PM  

gimmegimme: Okay, I skimmed the thread for an explanation and I googled around, so I don't feel bad asking: Can someone please explain the Tebow unicorn/My Little Pony meme. Not knowing is killing me!


.....
The broneys filter almost everything through the little pony world. So, of course, football broneys have player pony avatars.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 02:19:16 PM  

violentsalvation: MBK: I feel dirty saying this....but Go Patriots.

Stupid Tebow.

aaaaaaaand if Broncos win?

[i861.photobucket.com image 150x163]


I have nothing planned for this round.

But I bet my friend that if the Broncos make the Super Bowl, I will wax my chest.

If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.
 
2012-01-14 02:27:10 PM  
This (new window) was pretty freaking funny.
 
2012-01-14 02:28:22 PM  

Harv72b: Last weekend I was perfect on both days: 2-0 on Saturday, 0-2 on Sunday. But honestly, who expects all four home teams to win in the wild card round?? This weekend I'll attempt to right the ship, and I'm doing some honest-to-goodness research to do it. Winners in bold:


I think you're wrong about all of them except the Packers. I could easily see the Texans surprising Baltimore, I think the 49ers may end up derailing Brees, and I think the Patriots could fall victims to Tebow and hubris.

The Packers should beat the Giants without a problem. I hope it's an entertaining game, but I really doubt it.
 
2012-01-14 02:32:57 PM  

kteela: This (new window) was pretty freaking funny.


i kept hearing about it, but hadn't seen it. That was amusing.
 
2012-01-14 02:34:22 PM  
What is this shiat? According to all sports media this week, only one quarterback and the Giants are playing this weekend.

/ at work, so I'll not be around much.
// anyone know an app or a way I can stream the games to my phone? It's a Galaxy S2.
 
2012-01-14 02:35:12 PM  

davidphogan: kteela: This (new window) was pretty freaking funny.

i kept hearing about it, but hadn't seen it. That was amusing.


Fallon is terrific at that stuff, truly. The SNL skit was good too.
 
2012-01-14 02:35:29 PM  

alwaysjaded: // anyone know an app or a way I can stream the games to my phone? It's a Galaxy S2.


If Flash works you probably can just use any old streaming site.
 
2012-01-14 02:36:02 PM  

davidphogan: Harv72b: Last weekend I was perfect on both days: 2-0 on Saturday, 0-2 on Sunday. But honestly, who expects all four home teams to win in the wild card round?? This weekend I'll attempt to right the ship, and I'm doing some honest-to-goodness research to do it. Winners in bold:

I think you're wrong about all of them except the Packers. I could easily see the Texans surprising Baltimore, I think the 49ers may end up derailing Brees, and I think the Patriots could fall victims to Tebow and hubris.

The Packers should beat the Giants without a problem. I hope it's an entertaining game, but I really doubt it.


Wow. I feel the direct opposite of every one of those.
 
2012-01-14 02:36:10 PM  

davidphogan: alwaysjaded: // anyone know an app or a way I can stream the games to my phone? It's a Galaxy S2.

If Flash works you probably can just use any old streaming site.


This.
 
2012-01-14 02:37:05 PM  

kteela: This (new window) was pretty freaking funny.


Wow, that was epic. Can't stand anything else Falon does, but his songs are pretty funny.
 
2012-01-14 02:43:41 PM  

MBK: violentsalvation: MBK: I feel dirty saying this....but Go Patriots.

Stupid Tebow.

aaaaaaaand if Broncos win?

[i861.photobucket.com image 150x163]

I have nothing planned for this round.

But I bet my friend that if the Broncos make the Super Bowl, I will wax my chest.

If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.


.....
MBK, you are a remarkable man.
 
2012-01-14 02:45:00 PM  

thomps: gimmegimme: Okay, I skimmed the thread for an explanation and I googled around, so I don't feel bad asking: Can someone please explain the Tebow unicorn/My Little Pony meme. Not knowing is killing me!

saddest death ever.


Hahaha.... oh lawdy.....

gimmegimme: follow the logic, k? Tebow ---- Broncos ----- Ponies

And I use the word "logic" pretty loosely there.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 02:45:02 PM  

some.old.lady.: MBK, you are a remarkable man.


I do try my best to entertain internet strangers.
 
2012-01-14 02:45:55 PM  

davidphogan: Harv72b: Last weekend I was perfect on both days: 2-0 on Saturday, 0-2 on Sunday. But honestly, who expects all four home teams to win in the wild card round?? This weekend I'll attempt to right the ship, and I'm doing some honest-to-goodness research to do it. Winners in bold:

I think you're wrong about all of them except the Packers. I could easily see the Texans surprising Baltimore, I think the 49ers may end up derailing Brees, and I think the Patriots could fall victims to Tebow and hubris.

The Packers should beat the Giants without a problem. I hope it's an entertaining game, but I really doubt it.


I'll grant you that San Fran is the most likely "upset" IMO, simply because it is outdoors & the Saints offense hasn't been as good on the road. Really don't see Houston or Denver managing wins, though (again, barring another miracle).
 
2012-01-14 02:46:24 PM  

MBK: violentsalvation: MBK: I feel dirty saying this....but Go Patriots.

Stupid Tebow.

aaaaaaaand if Broncos win?

[i861.photobucket.com image 150x163]

I have nothing planned for this round.

But I bet my friend that if the Broncos make the Super Bowl, I will wax my chest.

If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.


I am now rooting for Tebow.
 
2012-01-14 02:47:06 PM  

MBK: If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.


I will gladly treat you to a month of TF if you scream "Kelly Clarkson!" during the video. :)
 
2012-01-14 02:48:06 PM  

Harv72b: I'll grant you that San Fran is the most likely "upset" IMO, simply because it is outdoors & the Saints offense hasn't been as good on the road. Really don't see Houston or Denver managing wins, though (again, barring another miracle).


I just think that one of those two "crappy" AFC teams is going to end up in the AFC Championship Game. Maybe both, but at least one.
 
2012-01-14 02:49:17 PM  

kteela: Fallon is terrific at that stuff, truly. The SNL skit was good too.


Tebow truly is the lulz that just keep on giving.
 
2012-01-14 02:49:32 PM  
Niners +3.5
Niners ML
 
2012-01-14 02:49:37 PM  

MBK: violentsalvation: MBK: I feel dirty saying this....but Go Patriots.

Stupid Tebow.

aaaaaaaand if Broncos win?

[i861.photobucket.com image 150x163]

I have nothing planned for this round.

But I bet my friend that if the Broncos make the Super Bowl, I will wax my chest.

If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.


GO BRONCOS GO!!! XD
 
2012-01-14 02:50:50 PM  

Harv72b: MBK: If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.

I will gladly treat you to a month of TF if you scream "Kelly Clarkson!" during the video. :)


.....
I will add another month to that, MBK.

Okay, to the power of TF!!!!! Pass the word: how many folks will put up a month sub for this?!?
 
2012-01-14 02:53:22 PM  

MBK: violentsalvation: MBK: I feel dirty saying this....but Go Patriots.

Stupid Tebow.

aaaaaaaand if Broncos win?

[i861.photobucket.com image 150x163]

I have nothing planned for this round.

But I bet my friend that if the Broncos make the Super Bowl, I will wax my chest.

If the Broncos WIN the Super Bowl...I will put the video of the chest waxing on Youtube.


Now I know who I'm rooting praying for.
 
2012-01-14 03:00:52 PM  

davidphogan: kteela: Fallon is terrific at that stuff, truly. The SNL skit was good too.

Tebow truly is the lulz that just keep on giving.


There is often not much funnier than the truth.
 
2012-01-14 03:01:28 PM  
MBK the chest shaving was the funniest thread I've seen in a while! The rash has got to suck.
 
2012-01-14 03:04:42 PM  

kteela: davidphogan: kteela: Fallon is terrific at that stuff, truly. The SNL skit was good too.

Tebow truly is the lulz that just keep on giving.

There is often not much funnier than the truth.


As it is on Earth as it is in Denver. Amen.
 
2012-01-14 03:05:27 PM  
Alex smith over 1.5 td passes +153
 
2012-01-14 03:05:55 PM  

Di Atribe: kteela: davidphogan: kteela: Fallon is terrific at that stuff, truly. The SNL skit was good too.

Tebow truly is the lulz that just keep on giving.

There is often not much funnier than the truth.

As it is on Earth as it is in Denver. Amen.


I'm telling you... it feels like heaven here. A mile up, it's 50F out there, sun is shining, snow is melting. Chicago and Buffalo are both in the teens today.
 
2012-01-14 03:13:57 PM  

4NSpy: Alex smith over 1.5 td passes


I'm going to laugh right in your face when he throws 1.4.
 
2012-01-14 03:18:45 PM  

kteela: I'm telling you... it feels like heaven here. A mile up, it's 50F out there, sun is shining, snow is melting. Chicago and Buffalo are both in the teens today.


Ooooh that sounds nice! Especially for January. It's 64 here, but I don't have any pretty mountains to look at. :(
 
2012-01-14 03:25:22 PM  

kteela: davidphogan: alwaysjaded: // anyone know an app or a way I can stream the games to my phone? It's a Galaxy S2.

If Flash works you probably can just use any old streaming site.

This.


Thanks to you both. I'll give the usuals a try when the games start. If not, I think there's a guy in the plant with a portable T.V. Just got to set it up so Operations doesn't see us actually enjoying ourselves out here.
 
2012-01-14 03:26:46 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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