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Wait a minute. You mean in real life terrorists really do attach cheap plastic alarm clocks to their bombs?
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gaslight
2012-01-14 08:29:28 AM
Why would you buy an expensive one for this purpose?
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-14 10:06:16 AM
Article headline:
Malaysian cops looking for seller of red alarm clocks
Picture in article directly under headline:
Fail.
MBrady
2012-01-14 10:26:30 AM
No. They use cheap gold watches.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-14 10:26:45 AM
gaslight
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Why would you buy an expensive one for this purpose?
Breaking the law isn't a purpose. It's a life style. I bet he smokes pot too.
theoneontheleft
2012-01-14 10:31:14 AM
Take that, Palahniuk!
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-01-14 10:32:56 AM
I like the round ones with the fuses that say "Bomb" on the side.
kudayta
2012-01-14 10:34:30 AM
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-14 10:38:45 AM
That looks like a Westclox 3388 movement. Reliable.
sofa_King_2006
2012-01-14 10:40:24 AM
mark12A
2012-01-14 10:41:50 AM
Old skool, yo....
/the personal possession of which will be soon banninated
One Bad Apple
2012-01-14 10:42:30 AM
sofa_King_2006
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[i95.photobucket.com image 430x280]
Hey where'd you get that red clock ? Only terrorists have red clocks.
sofa King
did it get him !
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-14 10:45:29 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Article headline: Malaysian cops looking for seller of red alarm clocks
Picture in article directly under headline:
[www.asiaone.com image 430x280]
Fail.
Does that clock say
OBAWA
in the middle?!
Damn you, Fartbougo!
LordOfThePings
2012-01-14 10:45:33 AM
gaslight
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Why would you buy an expensive one for this purpose?
Also, less portable.
Shadune
2012-01-14 10:45:54 AM
Meanwhile, Rep. Pete King (NY-3) introduces House Resolution 618, which would ban the passage of time in the interests of national security.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-14 10:48:13 AM
I read that as "attaches them to their boobs"
Alleyoop
2012-01-14 10:48:44 AM
mark12A
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Old skool, yo....
Oh yeah?
Fart_Machine
2012-01-14 10:54:43 AM
/disapproves
lack of warmth
2012-01-14 10:55:32 AM
It's an extra misdemeanor if you use a Rolex.
anfrind
2012-01-14 10:57:52 AM
What an alarm clock may look like.
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-14 11:12:21 AM
Shadune
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Meanwhile, Rep. Pete King (NY-3) introduces House Resolution 618, which would ban the passage of time in the interests of national security.
[www.observer.com image 231x300]
He just doesn't want to face another Monday morning with nothing to more interesting to write about than which Starbucks he was in and what he ordered.
A self serving agenda disguised as a security measure.
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-14 11:22:52 AM
sofa_King_2006
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[i95.photobucket.com image 430x280]
Thank you.
I feel better now.
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-14 11:23:28 AM
anfrind
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[www.asiaone.com image 430x280]
What an alarm clock may look like.
A RED alarm clock, no less.
Rich Cream
2012-01-14 11:23:55 AM
The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
ElLoco
2012-01-14 11:24:22 AM
Turrist...
... from mah bathsrooms 5 minutes ago.
/time isn't right
//maybe if I wound it?
MBooda
2012-01-14 11:26:06 AM
Elementary and archaic, but THEY WORK!
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-14 11:29:40 AM
Rich Cream
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The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
I'll take two, please.
cantsleep
2012-01-14 11:37:29 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Rich Cream: The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
I'll take two, please.
You just made a watch list.
Maybe an alarm clock list/
kim jong-un
2012-01-14 11:43:49 AM
Rich Cream
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The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
Why bother with ball bearings?
/nuts.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-14 11:44:37 AM
Rich Cream
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The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
The explosive comes separately and costs a lot I bet.
dletter
2012-01-14 12:11:46 PM
Sock Ruh Tease
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Does that clock say OBAWA in the middle?!
It's all Obawa's fault!
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-14 12:14:33 PM
cantsleep
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Grables'Daughter: Rich Cream: The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
I'll take two, please.
You just made a watch list.
That's okay, I like to be watched.
harpagon
2012-01-14 12:27:51 PM
mark12A
: Old skool, yo....
/the personal possession of which will be soon banninated
In the Don Johnson movie
The Hot Spot (1990)
(with a very sexy Jennifer Connelly), he used a few of them as incendiary device timers.
Like he attached matches to the alarm bell striker, making sure they would strike against the rough strip and with plenty of easy to light up material surrounding it.
I always wanted to try.
cantsleep
2012-01-14 12:27:57 PM
Grables'Daughter
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cantsleep: Grables'Daughter: Rich Cream: The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
I'll take two, please.
You just made a watch list.
That's okay, I like to be watched.
How you doin ?
xanadian
2012-01-14 12:30:34 PM
Sock Ruh Tease
:
Does that clock say OBAWA in the middle?!
Hey, as Presidents go, Obama is DA BOMB, yo
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-14 01:00:59 PM
kim jong-un
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Rich Cream: The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries. The cost of one such device is about RM20 (S$8).
I'll make that bomb for $7.00!
Why bother with ball bearings?
/nuts.
Because they are the explosive ingredient Silly.
Alleyoop
2012-01-14 01:04:36 PM
harpagon
:
i.apps.su
Wait a minute... where's the thing that swings back and forth that rings the little bells, like in ElLoco's picture?
/there be some shenanigans goin' on here
Dracolich
2012-01-14 01:19:45 PM
Electric beeping kitchen timers are great. You set the amount of time until it goes off and you reroute the power for the beeping noise to your ignition. The voltage for the beeping needs to be much higher for you to hear it, so it already has to have a little capacitor built in. Coincidentally, that higher voltage is also desirable if you wish to create a spark. It doesn't have to be used for a bomb, but it's ridiculous how much synergy there really is.
profplump
2012-01-14 01:46:33 PM
Dracolich
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You set the amount of time until it goes off and you reroute the power for the beeping noise to your ignition.
Or just buy a delay-on-make relay. They're like $2 and come with easy-to-access terminals so you don't have to try to peel off the surface-mount piezo driver. And you can drive whatever voltage/current through it you like, so you don't need to guess and hope that the timer's circuitry will supply the power you need.
A kitchen timer would probably work, I'm just saying, there are readily available parts for this sort of electronics design. That you could buy by the thousands without suspicion. Why hassle with disassembling something else?
/ Obviously this does not apply to MacGyver-like situations
Anavrinman
2012-01-14 02:05:03 PM
Dracolich
:
Electric beeping kitchen timers are great. You set the amount of time until it goes off and you reroute the power for the beeping noise to your ignition. The voltage for the beeping needs to be much higher for you to hear it, so it already has to have a little capacitor built in. Coincidentally, that higher voltage is also desirable if you wish to create a spark. It doesn't have to be used for a bomb, but it's ridiculous how much
synergy
there really is.
Use of word "synergy". Five yard penalty.
T-Servo
2012-01-14 02:18:53 PM
I use these all the time.
/hot like the Southern Sector
Foundling
2012-01-14 02:25:10 PM
I saw this one movie where the terrorists were still using red LED's for the bomb timers; as if LCD's hadn't even been invented!
//I think it was the Gestapo or some such
bingethinker
2012-01-14 02:37:04 PM
In the Don Johnson movie The Hot Spot (1990) (with a very sexy Jennifer Connelly), he used a few of them as incendiary device timers.
And
Virginia Madsen. How did I not see this movie?
tbyte
2012-01-14 02:42:09 PM
the IEDs were the work of experts as knowledge and experience were essential in the building of the devices.
And it goes on to say...
The devices were made from simple materials, including a PVC pipe, an alarm clock, ball bearings, wires and batteries
.
And none of the things killed even a single person. Yeah, "the work of experts" indeed. I'd hate to see the work of amateurs.
talldarknstinky
2012-01-14 03:01:40 PM
It's all ball bearings nowadays.
martid4
2012-01-14 03:01:43 PM
But classy!
martid4
2012-01-14 03:04:26 PM
This isn't too portable but you could probably pack a lot of explosives in it...
Thrakkorzog
2012-01-14 03:17:00 PM
Wanted for questioning........
Fett56
2012-01-14 04:10:31 PM
Sock Ruh Tease
:
Grables'Daughter: Article headline: Malaysian cops looking for seller of red alarm clocks
Picture in article directly under headline:
[www.asiaone.com image 430x280]
Fail.
Does that clock say OBAWA in the middle?!
Damn you, Fartbougo!
Post of the century.
sanktp
2012-01-14 04:24:11 PM
The batteries on their
Casio F91W
s must have run out.
plumbicon
2012-01-14 06:06:35 PM
They're cheap, untraceable and un-hackable, unlike the formerly-popular cellphone or other radio-control devices. Some combat units carry cell jammers to keep from getting hit from afar. Now the trend is mechanical timers, pressure plates, magnetic sensors -- all low-tech and close in.
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