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One airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives free snacks may buy up another airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives snacks
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Lawnchair
2012-01-14 08:30:25 AM
US Air (smaller and less international for sure, shiattier is subjective) buying American? Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah. Technically K-Mart bought Sears out of bankruptcy. That's worked out well.
digistil
2012-01-14 08:36:09 AM
US Airways is the shiattiest airline I've ever flown on. American is nothing to brag about, but US Airways makes American look like Versailles.
GetaLife
2012-01-14 09:18:29 AM
digistil
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US Airways is the shiattiest airline I've ever flown on. American is nothing to brag about, but US Airways makes American look like Versailles.
So true. I stopped flying US Air about 5 years ago because of a run of horrible experiences. I'll pay extra not to fly that steaming pile of rubbish.
buzzcut73
2012-01-14 09:19:27 AM
digistil
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US Airways is the shiattiest airline I've ever flown on. American is nothing to brag about, but US Airways makes American look like Versailles.
This. US Air not only doesn't give out snacks, for a while they were charging for drinks, even water IIRC. They suck more than pretty much every other airline out there.
They -still- haven't finished the US Air/America West merger from 2005 that was mentioned in TFA. For all intents and purposes they are operating two airlines under one name because they can't get the labor agreements necessary to fully merge. Throwing a third set of employees in there would only make things worse.
My guess is that American will come out of Ch 11 just fine on it's own and won't merge with anyone. At least that is my hope...competition is good, and the airline business is starting to run out of competitors.
DanZero
2012-01-14 10:29:08 AM
Summon Xzibit!
HempHead
2012-01-14 11:02:51 AM
Doug Parker used to work at American Airlines...he would like nothing better than to buy them and then personally fire all the aholes he used to work for.
My prediction is that Delta covets the Miami hub and deep South American routes and will take those from American and toss the remains over to US Air.
Generation_D
2012-01-14 12:19:59 PM
US Scare is the rudest, least polite bunch of fat guidos ever to make it off welfare and hold a day job. TSA are easier to work with. In fact, I think working for TSA might be a move up from working for US Air.
As a frequent business traveller, US Air is literally the last airline I would use. I'd leave a day early and pay out of pocket before using them.
jimw
2012-01-14 12:34:22 PM
US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
kabar
2012-01-14 12:54:58 PM
I have the unfortunate situation of having to fly US Air more often than not. Partly because of my location, and partly because it's the airline of choice for US Government-funded travel. They are by far the worst airline there is. They have lost my luggage a solid 50% of the time I've flown with them, have more delayed flights than any airline I've dealt with, and routinely refuse to even offer drink tickets when their delays trainwreck an itinerary.
Every time I fly them I wonder how they have not gone out of business yet. I've yet to meet someone who enjoys flying US Air.
/No real point.
//Seriously, fark that company.
DemoKnite
2012-01-14 01:03:00 PM
kabar
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I have the unfortunate situation of having to fly US Air more often than not. Partly because of my location, and partly because it's the airline of choice for US Government-funded travel. They are by far the worst airline there is. They have lost my luggage a solid 50% of the time I've flown with them, have more delayed flights than any airline I've dealt with, and routinely refuse to even offer drink tickets when their delays trainwreck an itinerary.
Every time I fly them I wonder how they have not gone out of business yet
. I've yet to meet someone who enjoys flying US Air.
/No real point.
//Seriously, fark that company.
Partly because of said government contracted routes.
Generation_D
2012-01-14 01:03:37 PM
kabar
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I have the unfortunate situation of having to fly US Air more often than not. Partly because of my location, and partly because it's the airline of choice for US Government-funded travel. They are by far the worst airline there is. They have lost my luggage a solid 50% of the time I've flown with them, have more delayed flights than any airline I've dealt with, and routinely refuse to even offer drink tickets when their delays trainwreck an itinerary.
Every time I fly them I wonder how they have not gone out of business yet. I've yet to meet someone who enjoys flying US Air.
/No real point.
//Seriously, fark that company.
Do they still own something like 90% of the Pittsburgh airport terminals? That would probably be why then. If you lock out the competition you can do quite well.
HempHead
2012-01-14 01:40:35 PM
jimw
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US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
MBrady
2012-01-14 02:32:43 PM
HempHead
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jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your
mommy
grandma.
NotARocketScientist
2012-01-14 02:39:15 PM
Just bought tickets for a trip in may and 1/3 of the flights are on USAir, so I'm not getting a kick...
HempHead
2012-01-14 02:54:30 PM
MBrady
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HempHead: jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your mommy grandma.
I was just pointing out that everyone in the thread is using the name USAir, when in fact, US Airways has not been called USAir for nearly 16 years.
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-14 03:47:46 PM
US Air buying up American is like hearing Justin Beiber singing Lady GaGa cover songs.
Generation_D
2012-01-14 06:06:28 PM
HempHead
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MBrady: HempHead: jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your mommy grandma.
I was just pointing out that everyone in the thread is using the name USAir, when in fact, US Airways has not been called USAir for nearly 16 years.
Like I give a rip. They suck under any name. Last time I had to use them, 2005. Worst experience ever; longest line in the terminal, rude fat guidos working the counter, "take it or leave it" attitude. Lost luggage too. They also, as was pointed out, totally ruined a decent regional airline in America West.
Seriously, if you white knight these asshats you should be considered an enemy combatant. Allegheny, US Air or US Airways. Same Sh*t Different Day.
HempHead
2012-01-14 07:00:36 PM
Generation_D
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HempHead: MBrady: HempHead: jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your mommy grandma.
I was just pointing out that everyone in the thread is using the name USAir, when in fact, US Airways has not been called USAir for nearly 16 years.
Like I give a rip. They suck under any name. Last time I had to use them, 2005. Worst experience ever; longest line in the terminal,
rude fat guidos
working the counter, "take it or leave it" attitude. Lost luggage too. They also, as was pointed out, totally ruined a decent regional airline in America West.
Seriously, if you white knight these asshats you should be considered an enemy combatant. Allegheny, US Air or US Airways. Same Sh*t Different Day.
Are you sure you weren't just day dreaming about Jersey Shore again?
cybrwzrd
2012-01-14 07:13:06 PM
I am silver preferred with USAir... and I am based out of Atlanta. They are not nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be in this thread. I had 30 flights with them last year, and not a single bad experience. I actually prefer them over Delta. I hope they buy American and switch to One World.
Lunchlady
2012-01-14 07:22:09 PM
Generation_D
:
HempHead: MBrady: HempHead: jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your mommy grandma.
I was just pointing out that everyone in the thread is using the name USAir, when in fact, US Airways has not been called USAir for nearly 16 years.
Like I give a rip. They suck under any name. Last time I had to use them, 2005. Worst experience ever; longest line in the terminal, rude fat guidos working the counter, "take it or leave it" attitude. Lost luggage too. They also, as was pointed out, totally ruined a decent regional airline in America West.
Seriously, if you white knight these asshats you should be considered an enemy combatant. Allegheny, US Air or US Airways. Same Sh*t Different Day.
Just saying but America West actually bought US Airways and not the other way around. They kept US Airways' name because it had more national brand recognition.
MBrady
2012-01-14 08:59:04 PM
Generation_D
:
HempHead: MBrady: HempHead: jimw: US Air used to be formally named as Allegheny Airlines or as passengers fondly referred to it - Agony Airlines. Rumor has it that that was a key reason they changed their name to US Air. Unfortunately the passengers name was, and still is more appropriate.
USAir changed their name to US Airways in 1996 and it has been named that ever since.
From 1952 to 1979, USAir used to be Allegheny Airlines. Go ask your mommy grandma.
I was just pointing out that everyone in the thread is using the name USAir, when in fact, US Airways has not been called USAir for nearly 16 years.
Like I give a rip. They suck under any name. Last time I had to use them, 2005. Worst experience ever; longest line in the terminal, rude fat guidos working the counter, "take it or leave it" attitude. Lost luggage too. They also, as was pointed out, totally ruined a decent regional airline in America West.
Seriously, if you white knight these asshats you should be considered an enemy combatant. Allegheny, US Air or US Airways. Same Sh*t Different Day.
take a Ritalin pill will ya?
digistil
2012-01-15 06:00:15 AM
NotARocketScientist
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Just bought tickets for a trip in may and 1/3 of the flights are on USAir, so I'm not getting a kick...
Consider it a right of passage.
digistil
2012-01-15 06:06:34 AM
cybrwzrd
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I am silver preferred with USAir... and I am based out of Atlanta. They are not nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be in this thread. I had 30 flights with them last year, and not a single bad experience. I actually prefer them over Delta. I hope they buy American and switch to One World.
As a Silver in BA (British Airways), I pray to god this does not happen. When I'm in the US, I more often than not get put on American. If that changed to US Airways, I'd honestly consider switching allegiances to Delta/KLM/AirFrance.
/Last US Airways experience was in 2008, and pray it is my last ever.
//Not to be snarky, but if you think US Airways is ok, you will be shocked at how nice others are.
NationwideClyde
2012-01-15 08:30:47 AM
Not US Airways, with their fat, joyless little serif font! Agh!
saturn badger
2012-01-15 07:32:02 PM
cybrwzrd
:
I am silver preferred with USAir... and I am based out of Atlanta. They are not nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be in this thread. I had 30 flights with them last year, and not a single bad experience. I actually prefer them over Delta. I hope they buy American and switch to One World.
I am lead preferred. Spare me some copper, me brother?
mikebellman
2012-01-16 12:16:47 AM
My brother-in-law works for a major airline. Internally in the company,
all
coach passengers are called "cattle". Yes, srsly.
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