She suffered a lot sexually? She met all of his wives? Her family threatened to burn him? She wants 2 grand? Third world problems, it seems.

Be more choosy, floozy.

All he has to do is accuse her of witchcraft, and the courts will let him go.

Well in some US locales there is an "alienation of affection" lawsuit provision for someone who ruins a marriage. Entirely civil matter though.

Really you can try and sue anyone over anything. Success is another matter.

you can't beat that great sense of humor from the folks in zimmetro

women

She

protip for subby: the singular form of "women" is "woman"

JUDGE: "I don't know what bad blood there is between you two, but there is this WORD in the English language called 'NO'. Use it next time.

SFX: (Loud Gavel, three times)

JUDGE: " Case dismissed"

I suffered a lot (of) sexually

And now I want to be paid like a prostitute!

I LIKE IT

bukketmaster: women

She

protip for subby: the singular form of "women" is "woman"

Well...'women' may be technically correct. Presumably he had consensual relations with his actual wife.
Subs is still wrong, tho.

What the defendant might look like

/Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

They can sue you for that?

/Putting on chastity belt

//Probably not needed

'Seductive Damages'


Sounds like a USA network show from 1993

Moses said, "This woman is my second wife

Yeah yeah. 3000 years later you guys are still players. Like they didn't notice back then either.

shiat's gonna get dismissed. Torts are common law causes of action and amatory torts are dead as fark.

old law on Michigan books makes this a felony. The law also says if both are married to other people they both go to jail. If she is married and he is not they both go to jail. The case in this article only he goes to jail. No one prosecuted since 1971. Even more stupid is lifetime sentence, yet statute of limitations is one year.

As long as the rest of them were okay with it. Can't please everyone.

I'd be surprised if Harare even contained $2000.

Though that would explain the stupid lawsuit if someone had that much.

Hannibal222: shiat's gonna get dismissed. Torts are common law causes of action and amatory torts are dead as fark.

Yeah, but this is Zimbabwe.

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, women. they're all about equality until it isn't convenient.

Umm, where does equality enter into this? She is claiming he committed fraud. Is fraud only applicable for men?

She said she needed US$2000 as compensation for the sexual and emotional abuse she suffered at the hands of Moses.

Get in line honey after all the men who have been circumcised.

phalamir: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, women. they're all about equality until it isn't convenient.

Umm, where does equality enter into this? She is claiming he committed fraud. Is fraud only applicable for men?

Men lie to get sex. Women lie to get security. Such has it been since the beginning.

7wolf: I'd be surprised if Harare even contained $2000.

Though that would explain the stupid lawsuit if someone had that much.

He'll have to mug a few tourists to come up with that.

/was mugged in Harrare
//lost mostly travellers checks
///still sucked

phalamir: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, women. they're all about equality until it isn't convenient.

Umm, where does equality enter into this? She is claiming he committed fraud. Is fraud only applicable for men?

Yes. Now be a good boy and go make your wife a sandwich.

imprimere: I suffered a lot (of) sexually

And now I want to be paid like a prostitute!

Judge: I find for the plaintiff. Bailiff, book her for solicitation and confiscate her award!

No?

So, I probably shouldn't be farking a 17 year old then...

/DRFTA

Wait a minute... this is Zimbabwe a third world shiat hole where the men generally get a boner, grab the first woman they find and fark them. Why is this even news?

phalamir: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, women. they're all about equality until it isn't convenient.

Umm, where does equality enter into this? She is claiming he committed fraud. Is fraud only applicable for men?

And she wants to be paid for sex. She committed fraud also.

bim1154: Wait a minute... this is Zimbabwe a third world shiat hole where the men generally get a boner, grab the first woman they find and fark them. Why is this even news?


Sounds like what happens when I realize I'm dreaming.

bim1154: Wait a minute... this is Zimbabwe a third world shiat hole where the men generally get a boner, grab the first woman they find and fark them. Why is this even news?

Because the man was a quadrillionaire.

Ghastly: Seductive damages?

Is that like when he squirts in my eye?

I knew I had you favorited for a good reason.

The only time I committed seductive damages was the time I forgot and slipped my lady friend the tongue while I had a pinch of Skoal in my lip.
She wasn't happy.

Seductive Damages sounds like an episode name on Silk Stalkings.

/starring rob estes

Mrbogey: Well in some US locales there is an "alienation of affection" lawsuit provision for someone who ruins a marriage. Entirely civil matter though.

Really you can try and sue anyone over anything. Success is another matter.

i once sued a ham sandwich, but the defendant mysteriously disappeared at lunch time.

Those wacky Zimbabwans, what will they think of next

I liked the article on the side about "9 ways guys pee" better.

Been there done that on all 9