I cannot accept a contribution from Jerry Sandusky.

I like firing people that fit into cannons

"Next, the bathwater in your faces, biatches."

Proof that I'm human: babies love me.

A more news-headliney way of putting that:

"Romney throws baby out with bathwater."

Just this one? No ma'am. I'm from Utah. I have like 12 of these little critters.

MSNBC News Flash: Does Mitt Romney perform a bizarre Mormon child sacrifice ritual believed to give him super polygamous powers?

Do you want your tax dollars spent to educate this child that isn't even yours?

"Dinner time, everyone!"

Someone pass this over to Rick Perry to be hogtied.

...diapers, who needs diapers, just strap him on top of your car, like this.

"Now, he says that the Lord has talked with him, and also that angels have ministered unto him. But behold, we know that he lies unto us; and he tells us these things, and he worketh many things by his cunning arts, that he may deceive our eyes, thinking, perhaps, that he may lead us away into some strange wilderness; and after he has led us away, he has thought to make himself a king and a ruler over us, that he may do with us according to his will and pleasure. And after this manner did my brother Laman stir up their hearts to anger."

Poop Coming Out!

Funny caption, subby. I lol'd.

IF baby="hold", THEN "smile, pat on head, toss to crowd"
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lokis_mentor: "This is how you put the baby in Dog Carrier on the roof." (new window)

That story isn't getting nearly enough mileage, IMHO. Sick.

/sorry, not a caption

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!

"Very funny, you guys. This one doesn't even have a job."

"This babby does not have his RealID number tattooed on the back of his neck, therefore I believe he is an illegal immigrant."

Fly baby Fly!

Thumbs up!?

See? I can so find a running mate more competent than Palin.

Occam's Chainsaw: "In fact, this is the white baby that Obama will eat if he's in office in December!"

Obama will be in office in December

Look what I found in one of Newt's back flaps.

Dude on center left: "INCONCEIVABLE!"

Chick in center: "PREESSSHHHIIUSSSS!"

And finally our hero: "I love America so much I'm gonna shove my thumb RIGHT UP THIS BABY'S ASS!!!"

ok...

i'm done...

Elect me and I'll fling babies to everyone!

"Hey Rick, look what I found!"

"A baby in every pot!"

Hey... why do some people all of a sudden have no votey buttons and others still do?

This is rigged!

Was gonna vote funny for this....

XplodedSynapses: "A baby in every pot!"

"Is this 'planking' I saw on the Reddit?

And YOU get a baby and YOU get a baby! Everyone gets babies!

Now if this had been a Mormon baby girl she'd be married away by now.

"Presidential Candidate Shows How Kiddie Planking Should Be Done To Supporters"

"Huh, I'd have thought an anchor baby would weigh more,"