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		Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex (dailymail.co.uk)		73
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mikemoto

2012-01-13 10:43:55 PM

Finally a good headline. Tonight's headlines have been awful here on Tfark.

nekom

2012-01-13 11:10:34 PM

RDRR subby.

socalnewwaver

2012-01-13 11:31:22 PM

fantastic headline, submitter. and thanks for finally putting my math major to work.

7zark7

2012-01-14 12:24:11 AM

Nicely done.

dash.ponychan.net

Gig103

2012-01-14 12:25:51 AM

Bravo subby!

nekom: RDRR subby.

Props to this one too!

Relatively Obscure

2012-01-14 02:51:55 AM

I am not this clever. :\

+1, subby.

Paris1127

2012-01-14 03:12:21 AM

I'd make this a math pun thread, but I wouldn't want to go off on a tangent... Am I being obtuse?

/+1
//was acute headline

Apos

2012-01-14 03:12:22 AM

HOTY entry for sure. Bravo,subby.

SevenYearHawk

2012-01-14 03:13:06 AM

$imgace.com$

Herb Utsmelz

2012-01-14 03:15:44 AM

Queery (new window)

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-14 03:18:13 AM

She recently started running to help her lose weight.

SevenYearHawk

2012-01-14 03:18:35 AM

So you're saying that the ex is a PRIME suspect?

JackalRabbit

2012-01-14 03:22:09 AM

ummm, what is with that neck? the ratio of neck to shoulder width is x + y

/seriously, neck is messed up
//thought there wouldn't be any math

Bob_Sled

2012-01-14 03:26:55 AM

"Mrs Arnold, 43, who has five children with her husband - two of her own"

She really does now how to multiply.

i upped my meds-up yours

2012-01-14 03:37:21 AM

Correction subby: she's not just dead, she's DEAD.

Mr. Potatoass

2012-01-14 03:43:25 AM

I've picked up an irrational number, or two, in my day; none of which looked like ET.

buckler

2012-01-14 03:44:59 AM

A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

phlegmmo

2012-01-14 03:47:37 AM

buckler:
A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

By my calculations, that's several steps away.

buckler

2012-01-14 03:52:12 AM

phlegmmo: buckler:
A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

By my calculations, that's several steps away.

But is it in the opposite direction? It should be in the opposite direction. Because I wanted to mention it was in the opposite direction.

Prosit!

phlegmmo

2012-01-14 04:00:32 AM

buckler:
phlegmmo: buckler:
A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

By my calculations, that's several steps away.

But is it in the opposite direction? It should be in the opposite direction. Because I wanted to mention it was in the opposite direction.

Prosit

Changing the parameters now rather nullifies the exercise, no?

buckler

2012-01-14 04:04:26 AM

phlegmmo: Changing the parameters now rather nullifies the exercise, no?

Just clarifying the point again, since I made it twice in my original post. Medicine and beer working better than expected...

phlegmmo

2012-01-14 04:08:19 AM

buckler:
phlegmmo: Changing the parameters now rather nullifies the exercise, no?

Just clarifying the point again, since I made it twice in my original post. Medicine and beer working better than expected..

Oh, yeah. Been there, buddy. Enjoy!

man metaphysical

2012-01-14 04:11:02 AM

I like the subtle pun in the head line of TFA

Dayglo Brown

2012-01-14 04:38:47 AM

Mr. Potatoass: I've picked up an irrational number, or two, in my day; none of which looked like ET.

She was probably better looking in her prime, before she multiplied by seven.

powhound

2012-01-14 04:47:31 AM

Being an algebra teacher myself....I don't "i" this 2b very punny.

RollingThunder

2012-01-14 04:48:05 AM

I trust the police will have to show their work?

Monkey MKIII

2012-01-14 04:53:14 AM

Has it been solved yet?

Mister Peejay

2012-01-14 05:10:21 AM

buckler: A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

Zero.

The shoe that is missing is on the algebra teacher. The shoe that fell off is not missing, we know where it is.

ghare

2012-01-14 05:14:15 AM

I bet it was an illegal immigrant. We need to round them up!

/Just kidding

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-01-14 05:48:37 AM

I blame Agnes the Witch.

/she rides a spherical chicken in the night

ktybear

2012-01-14 06:02:15 AM

fluffybunny

2012-01-14 06:02:30 AM

phlegmmo: buckler:
phlegmmo: buckler:
A woman leaves her house running at a speed of 3.6 miles per hour. 144 miles away, a pair of men begin driving in the opposite direction at 41 miles per hour, traveling in the opposite direction. two hours into her run, the woman loses a shoe, causing her running speed to drop to 3.1 miles per hour. Assuming the men brutally murder her when they encounter her, how far away is her missing shoe from the murder location?

By my calculations, that's several steps away.

But is it in the opposite direction? It should be in the opposite direction. Because I wanted to mention it was in the opposite direction.

Prosit

Changing the parameters now rather nullifies the exercise, no?

How to nullify the exercise:

www.amazingribs.com

ktybear

2012-01-14 06:06:10 AM

ktybear

2012-01-14 06:10:50 AM

/on nights like this I miss LP

GBB

2012-01-14 06:24:40 AM

I met her once, at a bar. I asked her for her phone number. She said, "It's 271-6057." I said, "No way! My phone number is 337-0318!" We both had such a laugh.

Farty McPooPants

2012-01-14 06:48:42 AM

Obligatory as all get out...
bp2.blogger.com

Crewmannumber6

2012-01-14 07:21:00 AM

Wow, 2 strong HOTY candidates in 24 hrs, and we aren't halfway through January

Blink

2012-01-14 07:31:20 AM

powhound: Being an algebra teacher myself....I don't "i" this 2b very punny.

I'm surprised kidnappers would nab a 43-year old woman. Just goes to show you that criminals don't discriminant -- it's unreal. Either way, it's going to be a complex case to solve.

Mister Pleco

2012-01-14 07:41:58 AM

42? No, no, no....

/let's find the next one, Majikthise.

Crewmannumber6

2012-01-14 07:42:52 AM