Holy hell, I totally suck ass at parallel parking but like the guy said, you could park a full length Caddy in that space.

Whole lot of fail right there.

germ78: Sadly, there's no way to tell that the driver is a woman, except by the sheer ineptness of the parking job.

CSB time?

Oh come on you guys, you will LOVE it, give it a chance.

My 19 YO son has a 19 YO chinese girlfriend.

thatswacist.gif

So, he doesn't have his drivers license, and neither does she. One day while me and my wife are away, he fires up all his brain cells to make sure he's on top of things, takes our spare car keys, and decides to go on a quick car ride with her. He drives for a few minutes, shakes his noggin' furiously, just to make sure ALL brain cells are ON, and switches seats with his chinese girlfriend to let her drive a bit. She drives, oh, not even a mile before she rams someones fence, smashing the front of our car. $2000.00 in damages, that HE paid for out of his own money.

When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

I think I would have left the bar, carjacked her and parked it myself. That was painful to watch

It's supposed to be tough to park in SF, but not because of this.

\not like this.
\\not like this.

Ed Finnerty: Hold. Your. Phones. Sideways.

Someone on LiveLeak's comments does have a point though:

"Considering he framed the vertical window perfectly I say he did a good job. Rather than looking at more wall."

Killroy69: germ78: Sadly, there's no way to tell that the driver is a woman, except by the sheer ineptness of the parking job.

CSB time?

Oh come on you guys, you will LOVE it, give it a chance.

My 19 YO son has a 19 YO chinese girlfriend.

thatswacist.gif

So, he doesn't have his drivers license, and neither does she. One day while me and my wife are away, he fires up all his brain cells to make sure he's on top of things, takes our spare car keys, and decides to go on a quick car ride with her. He drives for a few minutes, shakes his noggin' furiously, just to make sure ALL brain cells are ON, and switches seats with his chinese girlfriend to let her drive a bit. She drives, oh, not even a mile before she rams someones fence, smashing the front of our car. $2000.00 in damages, that HE paid for out of his own money.

When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

It's not what he was thinking but what he was thinking with.

/Penis

Killroy69: Ed Finnerty: Hold. Your. Phones. Sideways.

Someone on LiveLeak's comments does have a point though:

"Considering he framed the vertical window perfectly I say he did a good job. Rather than looking at more wall."

Okay, but your monitor is widescreen, youtube is widescreen, your TV is widescreen, unless you plan on just watching videos on your phone you're doing it wrong.

Killroy69: Ed Finnerty: Hold. Your. Phones. Sideways.

Someone on LiveLeak's comments does have a point though:

"Considering he framed the vertical window perfectly I say he did a good job. Rather than looking at more wall."

The only point he has is the one on top of his head. The subject is not the window. The subject is the Smart car and the retard piloting it. Turn your phone sideways and move it closer to the window.

/ FFS

I hated learning how to parallel park because we had a great big ol' boxy buick. What I hated more was my dad reaching over from the passenger seat to and parallel parking for me.

Heroin?

*to take the wheel and parallel park for me.

/sigh

News flash: People taking videos of funny stuff while at the bar don't consider the elements of proper photography needed to most professionally present their recordings later for the critique of internet news site forum posters. Just sayin. The camera was on target, fairly steady, and the audio wasn't completely annoying.

In regards to the content itself, god damn it's frustrating to watch someone fail like that. NOW TURN THE WHEEL THE OTHER WAY! THE OTHER WAY!!!

DeltaPunch: That spot was so big, she could have just turned into it while driving by.

I'm pretty sure the guy recording the event and commenting is a biiig Glee fan.

This must be just another sexist video of someone sucking at parking. Hell, do we even KNOW it's a girl parking? Still, it's probably some video of someone trying to park into a tiny spot, someone caught it on video, and lulz are had.

*watches video*

... o.. oh. A smart car? And about 20' of space? Oh... oh my.

Killroy69:
When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

When you say "Chinese" do you mean fresh off the boat/airplane or born in Monterey Park?

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but wait a minute. No excuses. Even someone who's fresh off the boat and had never touched a steering wheel before would be aware that they were in over their head about 50 meters down the road.

As for the dillweed/airhead piloting the car in the video, JESUS learn to cut the wheel the other direction.

I really hope that is fake. If it's not, I hope they were on a ton of acid.

DeltaPunch: Killroy69: Nope, didn't work.

HOW DID YOU PULL IT OFF PHASEOLUS???

It's in your preferences somewhere.

Cool feature

AbiNormal: Killroy69: germ78: Sadly, there's no way to tell that the driver is a woman, except by the sheer ineptness of the parking job.

CSB time?

Oh come on you guys, you will LOVE it, give it a chance.

My 19 YO son has a 19 YO chinese girlfriend.

thatswacist.gif

So, he doesn't have his drivers license, and neither does she. One day while me and my wife are away, he fires up all his brain cells to make sure he's on top of things, takes our spare car keys, and decides to go on a quick car ride with her. He drives for a few minutes, shakes his noggin' furiously, just to make sure ALL brain cells are ON, and switches seats with his chinese girlfriend to let her drive a bit. She drives, oh, not even a mile before she rams someones fence, smashing the front of our car. $2000.00 in damages, that HE paid for out of his own money.

When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

It's not what he was thinking but what he was thinking with.

/Penis

Yup.

Bonzo_1116: Killroy69:
When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

When you say "Chinese" do you mean fresh off the boat/airplane or born in Monterey Park?

...
...

but wait a minute. No excuses. Even someone who's fresh off the boat and had never touched a steering wheel before would be aware that they were in over their head about 50 meters down the road.

As for the dillweed/airhead piloting the car in the video, JESUS learn to cut the wheel the other direction.

Because you can always count on horny teens to make the right decision. They have such a gift for fore-thought.

did I say thought I meant play.

She took 5 minutes to park that baby.

I've seen something like this in real life. Instead of taking a video and making comments, I went out and offered to help them park.

I'm pretty sure this is happening in Maryland since someone walks by with a Cartoon Bird Orioles cap at 1:15. I can't imagine anyone outside of the Baltimore area sporting Orioles gear in public.

Lars The Canadian Viking: I really hope that is fake. If it's not, I hope they were on a ton of acid.

No, just drunk and mentally starved.

torch: Operating heavy equipment on drugs is bad, mkay?

a smartfor2 car is not heavy equipment.

They should have gone outside and carried the car into the spot while she WTF'ed.

This About That: In all fairness, the loud guy on the soundtrack did say "that's a dude".

Shortly after that someone else says it's a "chick" and says yes when asked if he's sure.

//worst parking attempt I ever saw in person was by a guy in an MG

I've actually parked an unknown woman's car before. She'd been blocking traffic for about 5 minutes, so I finally just got out and asked her if she wanted me to do it. 10 seconds later, traffic was moving again.

I would not have been able to last as long as these guys did.

"It was at a funny angle..."

Killroy69: germ78: Sadly, there's no way to tell that the driver is a woman, except by the sheer ineptness of the parking job.

CSB time?

Oh come on you guys, you will LOVE it, give it a chance.

My 19 YO son has a 19 YO chinese girlfriend.

thatswacist.gif

So, he doesn't have his drivers license, and neither does she. One day while me and my wife are away, he fires up all his brain cells to make sure he's on top of things, takes our spare car keys, and decides to go on a quick car ride with her. He drives for a few minutes, shakes his noggin' furiously, just to make sure ALL brain cells are ON, and switches seats with his chinese girlfriend to let her drive a bit. She drives, oh, not even a mile before she rams someones fence, smashing the front of our car. $2000.00 in damages, that HE paid for out of his own money.

When he finally admitted to his felony, I told him "You let a CHINESE WOMAN WITH NO DRIVERS LICENSE drive our car. WHAT THE FOCK WERE YOU THINKING???".

License, no license can anyone REALLY tell??

/just joking

I always whistle this music whenever I see videos like this.

my favorite parking fail video of all time
http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=YK5uP2nKB3C7 (new window, turn your sound down (optional))
Yes, technically it's a woman that fails, and a man has to park the car for her, but I just need to point out that these wicked stereotypes have absolutely NO basis in reality.

I would have parked the car for that person after about a minute.
Damn that was painful to watch.

IronOcelot: I would have parked the car for that person after about a minute.
Damn that was painful to watch.

This x1000

At one point in the video someone suggests that they all just go out and lift the car and put it in the spot, and then starts counting how many people he thinks it would take. In an alternate timeline, they would have all run out and done this, and the video would have been that much more full of win.

It looks like the wheels won't turn left at all. They'll go from right back to straight, but I'm not sure I ever saw them actually turn left to bring the front in. Guess thats why there aren't smart cars in circle track racing.

But, yeah. 10sec parking job there.

Remember those remote control cars that the wheels would only turn one way in reverse and it would only go straight when going forward? This is one of those cars.

CSB time:

I used to go out with this hot Chinese chick. At the time I didn't have a drivers license, and neither did she. Anyway while my Dodge Status owning dad and my mom are away, my gal offered to give me road head. Now you don't have to fire up all my brain cells to make sure I'm on top of things, so I take the spare car keys, and to go on a quick car ride with her. I drive for a few minutes, and she is working it! Shaking her noggin' furiously, like she needs to make sure ALL brain cells are ON, Anyway I drive, oh, not even a mile before she rams her digit up my ass! Anyways we take out someones fence, smashing the front of our car. $2000.00 in damages, that I paid for out of my own money that I had stolen from my Dad.

When we got home, I claimed that we had switched seats with the chinese girlfriend to let her drive a bit, and they bought it!