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Two men charged after fatal race between snowmobile, pickup and ATV. The snowmobile lost, by the way
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one of Ripley's Bad Guys
2012-01-14 01:25:59 AM
don't bring a snowmobile to a pickup race?
Fista-Phobia
2012-01-14 01:29:57 AM
trappedspirit
2012-01-14 01:37:14 AM
Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
biggymurf1
2012-01-14 01:40:08 AM
Which one was Clarkson driving?
Apos
2012-01-14 01:40:31 AM
Three
Amigos
Asshats. Now playing.
catonacid
2012-01-14 01:46:53 AM
Only in Canada.
King Something
2012-01-14 01:51:27 AM
Snowmobiles are for sissies!
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-14 01:57:15 AM
Why were fetuses allowed to drive?
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-14 01:57:52 AM
Oh.
Driver
2012-01-14 02:01:33 AM
Ya just gotta be careful what you Ram your pickup into when racing in the wild Frontier.
While it was Built Ford Tough, the snowmobiler found it was Like A Rock...now he's one with the Tundra.
While it's sad that he died, at least he didn't lie in Tacoma-tose state.
/some of you Farkers will wish I would jump off a Colorado Canyon...but I don't want to anger you, Sonoma pickup jokes from me
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Baron Von Supercock
2012-01-14 02:03:54 AM
King Something
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Snowmobiles are for sissies!
High end snowmobiles are obscenely quick. They're basically superbikes with a massive contact patch.
/
FF to 3 mins
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wildcardjack
2012-01-14 02:19:46 AM
Oh I hope there's footage!
GleeUnit
2012-01-14 02:25:09 AM
Driver
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Ya just gotta be careful what you Ram your pickup into when racing in the wild Frontier.
While it was Built Ford Tough, the snowmobiler found it was Like A Rock...now he's one with the Tundra.
While it's sad that he died, at least he didn't lie in Tacoma-tose state.
/some of you Farkers will wish I would jump off a Colorado Canyon...but I don't want to anger you, Sonoma pickup jokes from me.
Golf clap. I call that making do with what ya got to work with.
oldebayer
2012-01-14 02:26:24 AM
trappedspirit
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Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
I have little use for the Nanny State, but I, for one, would like to be able to walk down a snowy road with as little chance as possible of meeting three morans having a race. Throw the farking book at them -- and a heavy book at that.
culebra
2012-01-14 02:30:05 AM
I bet alcohol wasn't involved.
Fecal Conservative
2012-01-14 02:31:07 AM
oldebayer
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trappedspirit: Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
I have little use for the Nanny State, but I, for one, would like to be able to walk down a snowy road with as little chance as possible of meeting three morans having a race. Throw the farking book at
two of
them -- and a heavy book at that.
/FTFY
Cosmic Crab
2012-01-14 02:39:26 AM
A snowmobiler, an ATV rider and a pickup driver ran into a bar.
*boom*
The end.
Bennie Crabtree
2012-01-14 02:43:56 AM
trappedspirit
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Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
I'm trying to figure out how the pickup truck driver caused the death of the snowmobile driver. Apparently, it is not like they just drove in straight parallel lines and the snowmobile hit a branch or something. Think about it - what must have the pickup truck driver done to get charged like this?
technomuse
2012-01-14 04:14:59 AM
biggymurf1
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Which one was Clarkson driving?
The pickup, of course. Hammond gets the ATV, since it is somewhat like a motorcycle. So either May was too slow or they need a new Stig again...
Mael99
2012-01-14 06:17:47 AM
catonacid
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Only in Canada.
You, my friend, have obviously never been to Maine, New Hampshire or Vermont during the winter months.
realityVSperception
2012-01-14 07:07:31 AM
trappedspirit
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Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
This. Assuming nobody intentionally ran over the decesed, risk taking is it's
own reward
Pert
2012-01-14 07:20:55 AM
Bennie Crabtree
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Think about it - what must have the pickup truck driver done to get charged like this?
In the UK if you're involved in something criminal and somebody dies as a result then you can be held liable even if you weren't directly involved. E.g. hold up a bank and your partner shoots somebody, you're charged with murder too.
Don't know about the law in Canada but its legal system is based on the UK system.
But anyway, if the pickup driver was driving dangerously (which is illegal) by racing and the snowmobiler crashed into him then he'd be liable for causing death by dangerous driving, I'd have thought.
Mock26
2012-01-14 07:31:31 AM
This is unfair. The dead guy should be charged, too!
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-14 08:10:25 AM
This was definitely a "Here, hold my beer!" moment.
Egoy3k
2012-01-14 08:35:26 AM
Pert
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Bennie Crabtree: Think about it - what must have the pickup truck driver done to get charged like this?
In the UK if you're involved in something criminal and somebody dies as a result then you can be held liable even if you weren't directly involved. E.g. hold up a bank and your partner shoots somebody, you're charged with murder too.
Don't know about the law in Canada but its legal system is based on the UK system.
But anyway, if the pickup driver was driving dangerously (which is illegal) by racing and the snowmobiler crashed into him then he'd be liable for causing death by dangerous driving, I'd have thought.
To the best of my knowledge we don't have a similar law here if the death was simply caused by a crash (ie driver lost control and crashed all on his own) then there shouldn't be any criminal charges if one of the other drivers hit him then it's manslaughter.
lack of warmth
2012-01-14 09:03:42 AM
Driver
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Ya just gotta be careful what you Ram your pickup into when racing in the wild Frontier.
While it was Built Ford Tough, the snowmobiler found it was Like A Rock...now he's one with the Tundra.
While it's sad that he died, at least he didn't lie in Tacoma-tose state.
/some of you Farkers will wish I would jump off a Colorado Canyon...but I don't want to anger you, Sonoma pickup jokes from me.
They didn't say. Did the Ranger find them?
lack of warmth
2012-01-14 09:06:30 AM
I am Envoy-ous, I would like an atv or a snowmobile. Was the winner named "the king of the Trail Blazer's"?
ottawaboy
2012-01-14 10:36:12 AM
truck went over snowmobile
lack of warmth
2012-01-14 10:50:19 AM
Result are in:ATV took gold, snowmobile got bronze and truck got the Silverado.
/seriously don't see why ATV was charged
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-14 12:26:21 PM
This reminds me of when I raced my Cessna against some guy on a dirtbike through a canyon. The race was poorly defined and illogical, but I did an assload of cool flips while listening to some screaming rock tunes on my walkman. After I won I found out my dad was being held hostage by some low rent Khadaffi lookalike. Those were dark days my friends. The government offered no help, but fortunately my dad's old buddy, Chappie, never gave up hope.
trappedspirit
2012-01-14 12:35:07 PM
Bennie Crabtree
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trappedspirit: Should any government be so concerned as to further burden itself with legal fees and processes to deliver idiots to "justice" that seem bent on taking themselves out of the gene pool?
I'm trying to figure out how the pickup truck driver caused the death of the snowmobile driver. Apparently, it is not like they just drove in straight parallel lines and the snowmobile hit a branch or something. Think about it - what must have the pickup truck driver done to get charged like this?
I already thought about it and decided that these people (collectively) willingly help themselves to tragedy. But I repeat myself.
Le Geno Vert
2012-01-14 12:35:25 PM
Up in North Bay, ON? I wonder if they were lake racin'. Lot of Indian Reserve land up there... plenty of places to go through a hole in the ice. Or hit a tree.
stuffy
2012-01-14 01:24:59 PM
Like how they didn't spoil the article with lost of unnecessary details. Like what the fark happened.
porthos2
2012-01-14 04:00:29 PM
hey Mark
2012-01-15 02:27:31 PM
Driver
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Ya just gotta be careful what you Ram your pickup into when racing in the wild Frontier.
While it was Built Ford Tough, the snowmobiler found it was Like A Rock...now he's one with the Tundra.
While it's sad that he died, at least he didn't lie in Tacoma-tose state.
/some of you Farkers will wish I would jump off a Colorado Canyon...but I don't want to anger you, Sonoma pickup jokes from me.
I understand the Ranger that was first on the scene was unavailable for comment....
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