I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it. But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

vernonFL: Steve Austin probably gets paid half of what Tebow does, If hes lucky. plus hes not in a union, plus he isn't even a professional athelete, hes an entertainer. Professional wrestling isnt a sport.

Steve Austin net worth 40 million

Tim Tebows contract 5 years 9.7 million

You lose

I want JR back on football commentary. And not serious Jim Ross. We're talking over-the-top, campy, hysterical "Attitude Era" Good Ole JR.

BAH GAWD KING, THE BRONCOS WILL BE WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE.

Well if he can do it against the team that was #1 against the pass... I don't doubt he can do it against the team that's dead last.

Not that it's going to help. Patriots will win.

If Tebow were to throw for 316 yards he'd have to stop throwing midway through the 3rd quarter.

Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

vernonFL: Steve Austin probably gets paid half of what Tebow does, If hes lucky. plus hes not in a union, plus he isn't even a professional athealete, hes an entertainer. Professional wrestling isnt a sport.

FTFY
/pet peave

Tebow would be hilarious to talk to. I have a near photographic memory and am willing to bet I know more bible verses than he does(If you say the first few words, I can often finish the verse although I won't always remember where in the bible it came from)

So it has to be 316 yards, not 317? Could it be 632 yards, or 948 yards?

/just askin

penguin31: I want JR back on football commentary. And not serious Jim Ross. We're talking over-the-top, campy, hysterical "Attitude Era" Good Ole JR.

BAH GAWD KING, THE BRONCOS WILL BE WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE.

BAH GAWD KING, BRADY HAS BUSTED THE BRONCOS SECONDARY WIDE OPEN! QUINTON CARTER HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Isn't there something in the bible about people who pray loudly in the street where everybody sees and hears them, as opposed to those who pray in secret?

Matthew 6:5-6

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

GimpyNip: hbk72777: vernonFL: Steve Austin probably gets paid half of what Tebow does, If hes lucky. plus hes not in a union, plus he isn't even a professional athelete, hes an entertainer. Professional wrestling isnt a sport.

Steve Austin net worth 40 million

Tim Tebows contract 5 years 9.7 million

You lose

Tim Tebow's earning power is much higher than 40 million. He could sign an endorsement deal bigger than that today if he wanted to. Austin is limited by injury, age, and he's really not relevant to anyone under 25 while Tebow is the most well known and visible athlete in America right now. You can tell how popular or viral something is when your mom texts you or any random person at the grocery store would know the name. Aaron Rodgers just won a Superbowl 11 months ago and has a national ad campaign yet he isn't nearly as well known as Tebow is by people who haven't watched a snap of football.
If Tebow plays consistent, wins often enough, and doesn't get mired in a scandals he will be what LeBron James thought he could be. A multi billion dollar athlete.



You could talk future, that's not what the guy up there stated. He said "Steve Austin probably gets paid half of what Tebow does,". As of right now, that statement is false. Of course Tebow could make more, or he could smack in a tree while skiing and drop dead. But as of today, Austin is worth much more.

I assume a great many numbers could be cherry picked from a football game and translated to bible verses.
As much as I admire Tebow and wish him well against the rest of the league I will still take it upon myself to prove he is the beast of the apocalypse if he beats the Pats.

GimpyNip: UNC_Samurai: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Isn't there something in the bible about people who pray loudly in the street where everybody sees and hears them, as opposed to those who pray in secret?

Matthew 6:5-6

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

I like when people cherry pick the bible to bash Tebow yet get all but hurt when some priests use one verse from the same book to condemn homosexual and eating shellfish. Birds of feather. You atheists just need a better mega church and a bumping sound system.

If you want to attack the guy at least bring up that fact that most of his throws look like Angry Birds slingshot by a kid with prosthetic limbs playing Rio for the first time. Everyone knows you don't give a shiat about the bible so stop hiding your bigotry behind it.

Hey, I hate him because he's flaunting his hokey religion AND because he's Randall Cunningham 2.0 with crappier accuracy. I've got all my bases covered.

GimpyNip: Steve Austin does get paid much less than Tebow. 'Gets paid' implies what someone is currently earning. I doubt Austin makes several million dollars a year off of 'Cuz Stone Cold Said So' DVD royalties. But really, who cares? Austin was very successful in his career and would probably have a lot more money if he stopped beating his wives and getting divorced.

You did notice Austin's starred in quite a few pay per view movies in the past few years as well, right. He isn't sitting down somewhere eating his wrestling royalties. It's not economical.

Austin's got a hell of a head start.

FirstNationalBastard: LET'S GO TEBOW!
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TEBOW SUCKS!
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Rise above the hate Tim!!!

/fWc

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Isn't there something in the bible about people who pray loudly in the street where everybody sees and hears them, as opposed to those who pray in secret?

I think I remember Jesus kinda dumping on the former. This Tebow asshole reminds me of this every time I hear his name.

Yeah, people have been going on and on about how devoted he is, which is great, but the Bible is pretty clear when it comes to people who are conspicuous with their devotion. I know it's not an exact correlation, but I am reminded of the story of the widow's mite.

Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?



Say what again! I dare ya! I double dare ya! Say what one more goddamn time!!

MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

You probably didn't hear the whoosh as the joke went so far over your head.

GimpyNip: If you want to attack the guy at least bring up that fact that most of his throws look like Angry Birds slingshot by a kid with prosthetic limbs playing Rio for the first time. Everyone knows you don't give a shiat about the bible so stop hiding your bigotry behind it.

It is possible to point out his religious practices are at very least questionable in terms of adherence to biblical tenets as well as the fact that half of his throws look like something my grandmother would have thrown on her death bed.

(Yes, one reason he has few interceptions is because his passes are just that bad.)

veale728: MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

You probably didn't hear the whoosh as the joke went so far over your head.

The only woosh is that the rainbow fan is doing life in prison for non-John 3:16 related shenanigans.

rjakobi: veale728: MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

You probably didn't hear the whoosh as the joke went so far over your head.

The only woosh is that the rainbow fan is doing life in prison for non-John 3:16 related shenanigans.

veale728: MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

You probably didn't hear the whoosh as the joke went so far over your head.

Living in mommy's basement all your life, I'm surprised your mom's sperm impregnator that girls are not soft boys.

Primitive Screwhead: penguin31: I want JR back on football commentary. And not serious Jim Ross. We're talking over-the-top, campy, hysterical "Attitude Era" Good Ole JR.

BAH GAWD KING, THE BRONCOS WILL BE WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE.

BAH GAWD KING, BRADY HAS BUSTED THE BRONCOS SECONDARY WIDE OPEN! QUINTON CARTER HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!

SOMEBODY...SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMNED THREAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

MBrady: veale728: MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

You probably didn't hear the whoosh as the joke went so far over your head.

Living in mommy's basement all your life, I'm surprised your mom's sperm impregnator that girls are not soft boys.

...can anyone translate this from incoherent spittle/whiny, foot stomping rage to English?

veale728: ...can anyone translate this from incoherent spittle/whiny, foot stomping rage to English?

Well, his name in his profile is Mike Brady, plus something about soft boys, maybe he's Robert Reed incarnate?

GimpyNip: UNC_Samurai: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Isn't there something in the bible about people who pray loudly in the street where everybody sees and hears them, as opposed to those who pray in secret?

Matthew 6:5-6

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

I like when people cherry pick the bible to bash Tebow yet get all but hurt when some priests use one verse from the same book to condemn homosexual and eating shellfish. Birds of feather. You atheists just need a better mega church and a bumping sound system.

If you want to attack the guy at least bring up that fact that most of his throws look like Angry Birds slingshot by a kid with prosthetic limbs playing Rio for the first time. Everyone knows you don't give a shiat about the bible so stop hiding your bigotry behind it.

So much this. I get so tired of people bashing him for being a Christian, and I'm an athiest. The kid may not be a great football player, but he's a good guy and he happens to be finding a way to make his style of play work.

I would love to see what would happen if total yardage for the game was 666. Now that would be interesting.

MBrady: Mentat: shivashakti: I'm sorry, but why would Steve Austin have a claim to something that originated from the Bible?

What?

shivashakti: I mean, I know he adapted his own thing from it

What?

shivashakti: But it's not like he owns it anymore than the guy in the rainbow wig has any claim to "John 3:16".

What?

(SIGH). In the 70s, there was a guy who would sit close to home plate at MLB games (generally on NBC's Baseball Game of the Week on Saturday afternoon). He always had a wig that was colored like a rainbow. He would always get on TV a few times during the game.

The joke, you missed it.

octopied: Tebow would be hilarious to talk to. I have a near photographic memory and am willing to bet I know more bible verses than he does(If you say the first few words, I can often finish the verse although I won't always remember where in the bible it came from)

If you think being a Christian is only about who knows the most Bible verses, then your missing the point. It's also about trying to save your soul, you heathen. Do you have any idea what all those memorized verses are trying to tell you?

Captain Steroid: If the Pats win, Brady MUST go on TV and give Austin's famous line from the '96 King of the Ring...

"Tebow likes to thump his Bible, talk about his "John 3:16"... well, BRADY 3:16 says I just whooped your ASS!"

The moment the 3:16 crap started on my Facebook feed last week, I had this in mind as my status for this week after the Patriots stomp a mudhole and walk it dry.

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I never bashed him for being Christian. I accuse him of being a very BAD Christian because of his unchristian behavior. Read it again.

And no matter what you say, I am athier than thou.

LOL look at the tough guy. Where were you a few months ago, at least there could have been an echo of the crap you're spewing now. I mean we got condescension, spelling correction, an undeserved sense of authority, and I'd be willing to bet there is an overestimation of it's own intelligence too. Man I wish it wasn't a nice day and the brew tour was open, I bet this biatch makes this thread REALLY entertaining.

Stone Cold was one of the greatest wrestler/entertainers ever. Tebow will never be even close to one of the greatest football players ever. And if you think about it, they are the anti-each other. Stone Cold's character represented the common man against the corporation, where as Tebow is all about hype. His love stems from the same type of people who love John Cena. Little boys and girls and women. Therefore Stone Cold> Tim Tebow = John Cena = NSYNC = you get the picture. Woudl you rather be a hardass or a pansy? Also, if it wasn't for Jesus half the people who are wouldn't be thinking about Tebow,.