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(Rolling Stone)   Goldman Sachs executive rents Aspen hotel for his daughter's Bat Mitzvah. Yes, the whole hotel   (rollingstone.com) divider line 83
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2012-01-13 07:57:36 PM
I'd love to piss in that punchbowl.

Funny thing is, she'll be full of pork in a few tears, too.
 
2012-01-13 08:25:06 PM
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2012-01-13 08:25:57 PM
Chosen %
 
2012-01-13 08:40:12 PM

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Is that for when the dad finally goes to prison?
 
2012-01-13 08:47:04 PM

clancifer: violentsalvation: [i279.photobucket.com image 208x295]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Is that for when the dad finally goes to prison?


Multipurpose.
 
2012-01-13 09:10:57 PM
What? The wealthy are living in their own world!? I'm shocked.
 
2012-01-13 09:41:29 PM
Clearly he needs another tax cut.
 
2012-01-13 09:45:51 PM
"Goldman Sachs's fraud victims executive rents Aspen hotel for hiexecutive's daughter's Bat Mitzvah. Yes, the whole hotel"

/FTFS
 
2012-01-13 09:47:02 PM

Haldemonster: Clearly he needs another tax cut.


He was going to get her the five star hotel overlooking the mountains and sunset but could only afford the five star hotel overlooking the mountains.

Thanks, Fartbongo
 
2012-01-13 09:48:23 PM
You people have lost total perspective.

Back when the robber barons had it all, it was only the robber barons renting entire hotels for lavish parties for their children.

Now it's more than the robber barons, but their VPs as well.

Trickle down economics works, folks. Trickle down.
 
2012-01-13 09:53:55 PM
Your tax dollars at work
 
2012-01-13 09:56:14 PM
Please vote Republican. With Democrats in office, his spoiled spawn might have to actually work to be as wealthy as her tasteless parents.
 
2012-01-13 09:56:17 PM
What a dumb name for a bat.
 
2012-01-13 10:17:49 PM

COMALite J: "Goldman Sachs's fraud victims executive rents Aspen hotel for hiexecutive's daughter's Bat Mitzvah. Yes, the whole hotel"

/FTFS


I tried to work in a Bear Stearns reference, but couldn't make it work.

/subby
 
2012-01-13 10:24:23 PM
and they wonders why peoples tries to cleanse the earth of them
 
2012-01-13 10:31:13 PM
Ah yes, the Gold Man Sacks.

/throw 'em in jail and distribute their funds to the people.
 
2012-01-13 10:33:07 PM

MisterTweak: Please vote Republican. With Democrats in office, his spoiled spawn might have to actually work to be as wealthy as her tasteless parents.




Yeah, just remember where that "republican" money goes

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-13 10:37:55 PM
All of my hate.
 
2012-01-13 10:40:06 PM
All of my hate.

No, I'm sorry, Mitt says that's envy.

Back to your subservient place Gentile.
 
2012-01-13 10:53:54 PM
So am I supposed to be full of righteous anger at rich people, Jews, or Colorado?
 
2012-01-13 11:09:53 PM

Omnivorous: No, I'm sorry, Mitt says that's envy.


Hmm. Lemme check.

Nope, that's hate, alright. Pure, unadulterated hate.
 
2012-01-13 11:17:17 PM
A ridiculously spoiled Jewish girl whose father is a banker? If it makes you guys feel better, I'm pretty sure they all loathe themselves too.
 
2012-01-13 11:33:45 PM
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HAZ A SOLUTION

/is Jeffrey Verschleiser the... Bear Jew? HA HA
 
2012-01-13 11:55:37 PM
he could have rented two hotels with more tax breaks. Think of the JOBS
 
2012-01-13 11:56:29 PM
I've mentioned a number of times, when particularly egregious examples of human trash crop up in stories here- you know the ones I'm talking about; The family of 4 that weighs 1600 Lbs combined, lives on welfare and disability claiming they're "too fat to work", the babby-mammajamma of 16 by 5 different fathers who insists that "somebody take care of her children", the parents who leave their infant in the car on a 100 or 0 degree day to go drink and gamble, the proponent of SOPA who is proud of their technological ignorance while debating legislation that will shape the internet for decades to come, the guy in TFA- that all I want is one superpower. I'm thinking speed, invisibility, or teleportation would be the most handy- and I would dedicate my life to ridding the world of these people, and ideally in such a horrific or humiliating fashion that people would think twice before attempting these shenanigans. I'd never run out of "clients", I'd be engaged and busy with a purpose in life that, while debate would rage over the ethical standpoints, would be encouraged and supported by those of us who cannot stand that these things happen in the world. Sure, I could be an assassin-for-hire for some government and make millions doing their dirty work, but I think I'd aspire to a higher purpose, a calling, if you will. Eventually, my deeds would become stuff of legend; a way to frighten children at night, a permanent warning to those who would willfully do things so stupid, so vile, or so reprehensible, that even years after my last hurrah, and I hadn't been heard from in some time, they would think:

"Will I live to see tomorrow? Have I been a good enough person to deserve another sunrise? Will he grant me some mercy for the things I've done if he does show himself to me?"

From behind them in the darkness, I will smile, whisper "No" in their ear, and continue my work.
 
2012-01-14 12:20:20 AM
Back in the day, an AOL exec hired the *NSync for his kid's bar mitzvah. He got fired when he tried to expense the event, including the band's $250K appearance fee.
 
2012-01-14 12:34:23 AM

foo monkey: Back in the day, an AOL exec hired the *NSync for his kid's bar mitzvah. He got fired when he tried to expense the event, including the band's $250K appearance fee.


On the plus side, *NSync members all got 3.5" floppies and 500 free hours!
 
2012-01-14 12:35:05 AM
That money should be seized to pay for health care.
 
2012-01-14 12:44:01 AM

Primum: [media.brainz.org image 410x600]

HAZ A SOLUTION


Everybody says they have a "solution," but they keep coming back. I don't want another temporary solution!
 
2012-01-14 01:28:57 AM
Matt Taibbi is farking retarded.
 
2012-01-14 02:22:06 AM

YouSirAreAMaroon: Matt Taibbi is farking retarded.


You just went on the ignore list, but feel free to explain why you think he's retarded. I'm sure I'll catch it in quotes when somebody corrects you.
 
2012-01-14 02:23:04 AM
30.media.tumblr.com

like a boss
 
2012-01-14 02:31:14 AM

Anonymous Bosch: YouSirAreAMaroon: Matt Taibbi is farking retarded.

You just went on the ignore list, but feel free to explain why you think he's retarded. I'm sure I'll catch it in quotes when somebody corrects you.


I'm genuinely surprised someone hasn't spouted an anti-semite line yet.

Just wait - he'll get tagged in a day or two once this goes wide.
 
2012-01-14 02:48:18 AM
 
2012-01-14 03:27:07 AM

vudukungfu: Funny thing is, she'll be full of pork in a few tears, too.


I think the tears come when the guy wipes his dick on the curtains.

/a Jew told me that one
 
2012-01-14 03:36:49 AM
Stereo typing jews is wrooooong!


/Mort Goldman
 
2012-01-14 03:45:57 AM

Haldemonster: Clearly he needs another tax cut.


If it weren't for so many actually believing that I wouldn't be annoyed by the wealthy at all.
 
2012-01-14 05:07:16 AM
A rich man spending money?

The horror
 
2012-01-14 05:22:22 AM

MisterTweak: With Democrats in office, his spoiled spawn might have to actually work to be as wealthy as her tasteless parents.


coughCORZINE(D-GOLDMAN)cough.
 
2012-01-14 05:33:03 AM
Credit to his race
 
2012-01-14 05:35:25 AM

tomWright: MisterTweak: Please vote Republican. With Democrats in office, his spoiled spawn might have to actually work to be as wealthy as her tasteless parents.



Yeah, just remember where that "republican" money goes

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x149]


Whatchu talkin' bout Bain?
 
2012-01-14 06:31:01 AM
I wish some vigilante would execute all these worthless Wall Street pieces of shiat since the corrupt government refuses to prosecute them through legitimate legal channels - otherwise there will be no justice as they live out their lives in pure luxury.
 
2012-01-14 06:35:26 AM
Islam forbids Usury...just sayin. There is a really good reason they do, this making money out of thin air stuff is a joke.
 
2012-01-14 06:49:18 AM
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2012-01-14 07:20:49 AM
I don't see the problem with this. Guy with tons of money puts a thumbnail of it back into the economy by renting entire hotel for a day. Are we supposed to want him to tuck it into a bank account and sit on it or something? Or are we just angry because the money is somehow "tainted" by how he acquired it so he shouldn't be allowed to spend it?

I don't even
 
2012-01-14 08:19:47 AM
We did the same thing for my nieces wedding. Bought out the whole hotel.

Well, it only had about 20 rooms and they were all less than a hundred dollars but we still did the exact same thing.

Does that make me one of the 1% now?
 
2012-01-14 08:39:45 AM

starsrift: I don't see the problem with this. Guy with tons of money puts a thumbnail of it back into the economy by renting entire hotel for a day. Are we supposed to want him to tuck it into a bank account and sit on it or something? Or are we just angry because the money is somehow "tainted" by how he acquired it so he shouldn't be allowed to spend it?

I don't even


true. he could have spent it outside the country.
 
2012-01-14 08:41:15 AM

starsrift: I don't see the problem with this. Guy with tons of money puts a thumbnail of it back into the economy by renting entire hotel for a day. Are we supposed to want him to tuck it into a bank account and sit on it or something? Or are we just angry because the money is somehow "tainted" by how he acquired it so he shouldn't be allowed to spend it?

I don't even


FTFA

Back in the day, you see, Verschleiser headed Bear's mortgage-backed securities operations. Toward the end of his tenure, his particular specialty began with what at the time was the usual industry-wide practice, putting together gigantic packages of crappy subprime mortgages and dumping them on unsuspecting clients.

But Verschleiser reportedly went beyond that. According to a lawsuit later filed by a bond insurer called Ambac, Verschleiser also masterminded a kind of double-dipping scheme. What he would do is sell a bunch of toxic mortgages into a trust, which like all mortgage trusts had provisions written into their pooling and servicing agreements (PSAs) that required the original lenders to buy the loans back if they went into default.

So Verschleiser would sell bad mortgages back to the banks at a discount, but instead of passing the money back to the trust, he and other Bear execs allegedly pocketed the funds.



Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/everything-you-nee d-to-know-about-wall-street-in-one-brief-tale-20120113#ixzz1jRKPuAUX


I think the problem is instead of renting out expensive hotels he should be PMITA prison.
 
2012-01-14 10:13:54 AM
Yay obama
 
2012-01-14 10:30:29 AM
Article can't be true.

according to farkers, the rich don't spend their money and they don't do anything to stimulate the economy.
 
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