He's busy making sure Tebow passes exactly the right number of yards. He'll be back on form after the playoffs.

God is, was, and will be dead/.\

Welcome to the universe.

Your god is WAY larger than you.

He gives little shiat to you.

You wag about.

Grow-the-fark-up, seriously.

Ugh.

You just wait, he's a cooking up something really big......

must have finally leveled enough to cast magic hammer.

/obscure? more old than anything

Niiiiice subby. :)

Why bother with individual smitings? The rapture is coming soon enough.

rynthetyn: So people have finally figured out that they should stay indoors during lightning storms?

No, they haven't.

And it was good...

Connotation vs. Denotation.

Nice to see USA Today is trying to foil my script blockers.

No dice, baby.

Useless drivel anyway.

the multi-smite 2000 is still in beta testing

No, He's still firing, He's just been aiming at Gadh-Osama-Jong-il.

Kanemano: the multi-smite 2000 is still in beta testing was not Y2K compliant.

FTFY

But...but... climate warming! Global change!

runcible spork: But...but... climate warming! Global change!

Oh, look, an idiot. I feel suddenly compelled to waste the precious minutes of my life pointlessly trying to change the mind of an obstinate asshole.

James F. Campbell: runcible spork: But...but... climate warming! Global change!

Oh, look, an idiot. I feel suddenly compelled to waste the precious minutes of my life pointlessly trying to change the mind of an obstinate asshole.

Don't assume, silly.

CSB time:

Last summer, I went to a Catholic wedding for a couple of my friends. During the ceremony, my GF was sitting to the right of me. To the left of me was a friend I had a one night stand with, who is also good friends with my Ex-wife who sat next to her in the same pew. Sitting right behind me was another Ex GF of mine, as well as ANOTHER one of my friends who I had a one-night stand with. The wedding went on with nothing happening to me. To me, that proves that God either doesn't give a shiat, or doesn't exist.

/We went to the bar afterwards and they all made fun of me.
//It was a rather awkward experience.

God is farming it all out to military contractors.

TsuZi: Why bother with individual smitings? The rapture is coming soon enough.

I'll take that bet, what kind of odds are you offering....?

/for cereal

xanadian: That's only because God's DSL is down.

I think the ISW aka god was using Time Warner Cable because I just switched to DSL and my modem has yet to drop out for unknown reasons.

Dnalrag: No, He's still firing, He's just been aiming at Gadh-Osama-Jong-il.

Meta-commentary.

;)

James F. Campbell: runcible spork: But...but... climate warming! Global change!

Oh, look, an idiot. I feel suddenly compelled to waste the precious minutes of my life pointlessly trying to change the mind of an obstinate asshole.


But I have to say, you seem a little jumpy and prickly for a libertarian. "Idiot" and "asshole" right off the bat? Overfarked?


/ liberal
// biologist
/// natural-born atheist

Indubitably: Dnalrag: No, He's still firing, He's just been aiming at Gadh-Osama-Jong-il.

Meta-commentary.

;)

P.S. I love reading y'all when I do. Thank you. Ya'll rock.

oroku_saki: The wedding went on with nothing happening to me. To me, that proves that God either doesn't give a shiat, or doesn't exist.

Ummmm what? Why?

I'm an atheist, so forgive me, but why would God smite you for this?

runcible spork: James F. Campbell: runcible spork: But...but... climate warming! Global change!

Oh, look, an idiot. I feel suddenly compelled to waste the precious minutes of my life pointlessly trying to change the mind of an obstinate asshole.


But I have to say, you seem a little jumpy and prickly for a libertarian. "Idiot" and "asshole" right off the bat? Overfarked?


/ liberal
// biologist
/// natural-born atheist

This. Dig your handle, BTW. I always want to fark with the employees at KFC by asking for a runcible.

Dangl1ng: oroku_saki: The wedding went on with nothing happening to me. To me, that proves that God either doesn't give a shiat, or doesn't exist.

Ummmm what? Why?

I'm an atheist, so forgive me, but why would God smite you for this?

I think my being a recovering Catholic (and a few lingerings of old Catholic Guilt) might have something to do with that. In the Catholic church, pre-marital sex is considered adultery and a mortal sin. None of the sex I have would be considered sanctioned by that religion since I had a Justice of the Peace do my wedding (which ended two years later). Between that and the douchebaggery that goes on over there at the bishop level and above, I left the church when I was 16.

Indubitably: God is, was, and will be dead/.\

Welcome to the universe.

Your god is WAY larger than you.

He gives little shiat to you.

You wag about.

Grow-the-fark-up, seriously.

Ugh.

I appreciate atheism as a valid philosophy, but that was every bit as stupid and incoherent as anything Kirk Cameron has ever said about produce.

"Despite" subby? Perhaps you could have used "because" instead.

Gyrfalcon: He's tired after the big earthquake, the big tidal wave, the big hurricane, and the big tornado swarm he used to try to convince us to mend our sinful ways.

And isn't it interesting that he tends to target areas where a lot of his self-professed devout followers live?

runcible spork: But I have to say, you seem a little jumpy and prickly for a libertarian. "Idiot" and "asshole" right off the bat? Overfarked?

So, not only are you an idiot, you're illiterate. Nice to know.

xanadian: That's only because God's DSL Cable is down.

It is still a terrible time to have a family. Everyone is against you.

James F. Campbell: runcible spork: But I have to say, you seem a little jumpy and prickly for a libertarian. "Idiot" and "asshole" right off the bat? Overfarked?

So, not only are you an idiot, you're illiterate. Nice to know.

Now who's an obstinate asshole? Grow up.

fusillade762: Dig your handle, BTW.

Thanks!

The reason: I won't go to church in Seattle when it is cloudy.

Hickory-smoked: Indubitably: God is, was, and will be dead/.\

Welcome to the universe.

Your god is WAY larger than you.

He gives little shiat to you.

You wag about.

Grow-the-fark-up, seriously.

Ugh.

I appreciate atheism as a valid philosophy, but that was every bit as stupid and incoherent as anything Kirk Cameron has ever said about produce.

Label me and fall short, friend.

I am not an atheist in a labelist-sense.

I am a planetist, if I am anything.

I want what's best for the biosphere/solarsphere, yo.

I want what's best for us, and that is peace across our sphere.

Read that twice.

Hickory-smoked: Indubitably: God is, was, and will be dead/.\

Welcome to the universe.

Your god is WAY larger than you.

He gives little shiat to you.

You wag about.

Grow-the-fark-up, seriously.

Ugh.

I appreciate atheism as a valid philosophy, but that was every bit as stupid and incoherent as anything Kirk Cameron has ever said about produce.

Hey, we can't let you have _all_ the idiots. Especially not on friday night, that's a drinkin' night.

It does not rain in the desert.

xanadian: That's only because God's DSL is down.


God has his own OC-768. I installed it for him.

Smitings are down because he still does that through analog television signals...mysterious ways I guess.

Gyrfalcon: oroku_saki: Gyrfalcon: He's tired after the big earthquake, the big tidal wave, the big hurricane, and the big tornado swarm he used to try to convince us to mend our sinful ways.

And isn't it interesting that he tends to target areas where a lot of his self-professed devout followers live?

As I said, he's tired. And also peeved that nobody's been noticing his efforts to get their attention.

Who's he, Gyr?

Dying man?

World dies, and the hollow man laughs awhile until silent.

Silent world laughs and dies.

Alive.

Would like to disagree.

xanadian: The Asshole Guy: xanadian: That's only because God's DSL is down.

I think the ISW aka god was using Time Warner Cable because I just switched to DSL and my modem has yet to drop out for unknown reasons.

Or He's using Fair Point. Fair Point sucks ass. With a straw.

Fail Point. Get it right.

On topic, I think God's give a shiat button got broken by the fundies. I mean, the guy's son got the human fly treatment and the bible thumpers are going on moral crusades and missing the entire point of it all.

/neo-pagan
//"mass" involves a beer for each of Them and one for me.

Want a guarantee you'll never be hit by lightning?
Change your name to "Sameplace Twice"