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(TMZ)   Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is converting to Judiasm. Oy vey   (tmz.com) divider line 107
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2012-01-13 07:54:06 PM
Yeah. That'll go over big.
 
2012-01-13 08:03:17 PM
...and they thought Iran getting nukes was the worst...
 
2012-01-13 08:04:39 PM
I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.
 
2012-01-13 08:11:35 PM
Haven't these people suffered enough?
 
2012-01-13 08:11:37 PM
She just wants to join because she heard somewhere that Bat Mitzvahs were a new type of vibrator.
 
2012-01-13 08:25:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.


Don't forget to cut a hole in the sheet.
 
2012-01-13 09:16:55 PM
Cool. Can she take Dane Cook with her?

/always thought those two would make a perfect modern-day Sid & Nancy.
//I'm not talking about a remake of the movie, either.
 
2012-01-13 09:23:29 PM
Does this mean the jugglos can only throw kosher sh*t at her now?

AssDan's gonna be pissed, yo.
 
2012-01-13 09:39:51 PM
Did she decide she wanted to fire her agent and represent herself?
 
2012-01-13 09:42:18 PM
Do you mean "Judaism"?
 
2012-01-13 10:05:53 PM
Judaism or Kabbalah?
 
2012-01-13 10:30:00 PM
I don't know who that is, I just thought I'd point that out in here to feel all hipster like.

/have heard the name via fark headlines
 
2012-01-13 10:38:35 PM

shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?


upload.wikimedia.org

Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?
 
2012-01-13 10:42:05 PM
I asked the boyfriend what he thought of this, and he started laughing. He wanted to know what rabbi went along with this, and why. A friend of ours converted to Judaism a few years ago, and his rabbi turned down his request three times, just to make sure he was serious about it. They want to make sure you're not doing this for shiats and giggles.

So yeah. I'd love to see what her seder looks like this year.
 
2012-01-13 10:42:24 PM
A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?
 
2012-01-13 10:44:42 PM
I knew my anti-semitism would come in handy one day!
 
2012-01-13 10:46:24 PM
Is that like Athiesm?
 
2012-01-13 10:46:58 PM

ShawnDoc: Judaism or Kabbalah?


Oh please say it's not the Bergs.... Ugh...
 
2012-01-13 10:47:19 PM
I don't like her as a human being, but her lesbian porn clip was...hot.
 
2012-01-13 10:47:22 PM
Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
4.bp.blogspot.com
userserve-ak.last.fm
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
 
2012-01-13 10:49:17 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x357]

Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?


That leads to being Emo.

www.stomptokyo.com
 
2012-01-13 10:49:33 PM
I prefer "Poorly-tattooed Asian Slut-Dwarf"

( hit it, I would )
 
2012-01-13 10:49:41 PM
2005 called, they don't want her back
 
2012-01-13 10:50:29 PM

Apos: A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?


Worked for Madonna.
 
2012-01-13 10:51:10 PM
www.tilatequilaphotos.net
 
2012-01-13 10:51:33 PM

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
 
2012-01-13 10:52:21 PM

GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.
 
2012-01-13 10:53:52 PM

GBmanNC:

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


Just like when she pees.
 
2012-01-13 11:07:39 PM

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs. And near as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is because news stories are printed about her. What has she actually done?
 
2012-01-13 11:09:26 PM
Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?
 
2012-01-13 11:13:01 PM

Chariset: Haven't these people suffered enough?


Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years

Jerry: 5000

Tim: 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
 
2012-01-13 11:13:46 PM
Look, Mossad, another Iranian nuclear scientist! No really!
 
2012-01-13 11:16:25 PM
Poorly-tattooed Alien Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut

Fixed
 
2012-01-13 11:16:39 PM

CravenMorehead: Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?


Because there is no STD Tag?
 
2012-01-13 11:18:23 PM

doglover: I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs


You sound like a real playah.
 
2012-01-13 11:21:13 PM
She actually recently got a good tattoo.
 
2012-01-13 11:22:54 PM

Admiral Digby: [www.tilatequilaphotos.net image 379x547]



Ahh...The pre-insertion pose.
 
2012-01-13 11:22:57 PM
I suppose she won't be rolling on Shabbos now.
 
2012-01-13 11:26:29 PM

Two Hearted: GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.

That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.


Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.
 
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM
Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.
 
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM

Cosmoboy: Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.


I just looked for the clip again, and all I could find was some bullshiat with music. That's not the right one, but close. I need another beer.
 
2012-01-13 11:30:49 PM

Cosmoboy: Two Hearted: GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.

That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.

Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.


You and I have very different conceptions of "ruining."
 
2012-01-13 11:43:36 PM
i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 11:45:52 PM

GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


Meh, I've seen better. And for a group of girls farking each other, it doesn't seem like they make a habit of it. No woman who's really into other women has long fingernails, for starters. They also spent more time trying to play to the camera than they did actually farking each other. If I'm going to watch some questionably bisexual girls going down on each other, I'd rather watch real porn stars do it, at least they know how to make it look good.
 
2012-01-13 11:46:26 PM

CravenMorehead: Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?


Why ask why?
 
2012-01-13 11:47:05 PM
I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.
 
2012-01-13 11:48:43 PM

Ed Finnerty: Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-13 11:49:11 PM

therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.


She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.
 
2012-01-13 11:54:21 PM

LectertheChef: therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.

She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.


MySpace?

That's even worse than having the space herpes.
 
2012-01-14 12:02:12 AM
You can't convert to Judaism...well, we made an exception for Sammie Davis Jr.
 
2012-01-14 12:07:19 AM

Coco LaFemme: I asked the boyfriend what he thought of this, and he started laughing. He wanted to know what rabbi went along with this, and why. A friend of ours converted to Judaism a few years ago, and his rabbi turned down his request three times, just to make sure he was serious about it. They want to make sure you're not doing this for shiats and giggles.

So yeah. I'd love to see what her seder looks like this year.


Ugh, the thought of her participating in anything even remotely like the Platonic symposium makes me wanna hurl. Just a horrific desecration of an old and wonderful tradition by some brainless tart.

/And when did it become a "thing" for the offal of American celebrity to go through a converting to Judaism phase? That shiat makes no sense.
 
2012-01-14 12:09:07 AM

GungFu: Look, Mossad, another Iranian nuclear scientist! No really!


She's done some innovative work in modelling critical chain reactions using the herpes virus as an neutron analog.
 
2012-01-14 12:10:01 AM
You know what I like about Jews? I have never once had a Jew try to convert me.
 
2012-01-14 12:16:25 AM

FunkOut: LectertheChef: therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.

She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.

MySpace?

That's even worse than having the space herpes.


At the risk of sounding like a douche, Myspace made someone famous?
 
2012-01-14 12:16:42 AM
Leviticus 19:28: ""'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

Yeah, good luck with that, baby.
 
2012-01-14 12:18:15 AM

shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?


No, she's exclusively dating strippers named Judi.
 
2012-01-14 12:18:27 AM
maybe we could fire one of these up for old times sake???

www.newsrealblog.com
 
2012-01-14 01:04:50 AM

Ed Finnerty: Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.


Tell that to the Chinese in SE Asia
 
2012-01-14 01:13:52 AM
chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-14 01:17:26 AM

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


You know what she looks like? A Toddler N Tiara competitor.
It's not sexy. It's kinda creepy.
 
2012-01-14 01:44:54 AM

therecksays: FunkOut: LectertheChef: therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.

She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.

MySpace?

That's even worse than having the space herpes.

At the risk of sounding like a douche, Myspace made someone famous?


More like "known to more people than was really necessary, mostly against their will".
 
2012-01-14 01:48:50 AM

Cosmoboy: 4.bp.blogspot.com
userserve-ak.last.fm


is that her? jfc someone must have beat her with an ugly stick.

/off to vomit
//then dry heave
 
2012-01-14 02:03:21 AM

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


She's not the most terrible reality TV "star" whose TV persona is an annoying slut, but she's a terrible reality TV "star" whose TV persona is that of an annoying slut. Also, I think she gets bonus hate for starting her attention whoring career on MySpace, the asshole of the internet.

I mean, I don't feel a deep personal hatred, but I understand those that do. Anyone with an ounce of respect for the X-chromosome should be at least mildly embarrassed that she exists, I think.
 
2012-01-14 02:07:42 AM

Admiral Digby: Ed Finnerty: Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x537]


Holy shiat!
 
2012-01-14 02:12:40 AM
Is she going to have to remove the tats?
 
2012-01-14 02:17:47 AM
What's Myspace?
 
2012-01-14 02:20:03 AM

teto85: Is she going to have to remove the tats?


Nah, Tats is a big time hebro.
 
2012-01-14 02:25:04 AM

Harry_Seldon: What's Myspace?



The width of a Tila Tequila leg spread for infamy's sake,but that's not important right now...



/Or maybe it is?
 
2012-01-14 02:42:09 AM
i196.photobucket.com

Wow, took me a moment.

WTF is going on? And what's that guy on the right doing with that cheap-inferior deformed little 'un?
 
2012-01-14 03:42:05 AM
Yeah like she's going to give up pork

/or sausage
//or quit being a ham
 
2012-01-14 04:48:27 AM
What she too much of a AW for scientology?
 
2012-01-14 05:18:44 AM
She probably wants to convert to meet a horny jew.
 
2012-01-14 05:35:08 AM
Should I worry if every time I try to GIS the Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut, I get a virus warning?

Trojan, indeed!
 
2012-01-14 05:56:19 AM
You people use the word slut like it's a bad thing.

/ Yes, YOU people
 
2012-01-14 06:23:05 AM
Are the ingredients in her breast implants considered Kosher?

Miss the days of relatively innocent Playboy model Tila Nguyen.
 
2012-01-14 06:49:38 AM
In other news, poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf slut Tila Tequila has somehow not yet expired from the panoply of diseases she is riddled with.

/maybe it's a Montgomery Burns thing, where the diseases are the only thing keeping her alive
 
2012-01-14 08:46:38 AM
Great. Now Adam Sandler will need to update the song.

Tila Tequila,
lights the Menorah
 
2012-01-14 09:39:59 AM

farkingismybusiness: FirstNationalBastard: I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.

Don't forget to cut a hole in the sheet.


No, we are talking about Judaism here.
 
2012-01-14 09:57:26 AM

Jim_Callahan: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

She's not the most terrible reality TV "star" whose TV persona is an annoying slut, but she's a terrible reality TV "star" whose TV persona is that of an annoying slut. Also, I think she gets bonus hate for starting her attention whoring career on MySpace, the asshole of the internet.

I mean, I don't feel a deep personal hatred, but I understand those that do. Anyone with an ounce of respect for the X-chromosome should be at least mildly embarrassed that she exists, I think.


Thanks you. You help me realize what Facebook is.

The man-nipple of the internet.
 
2012-01-14 11:02:26 AM
Well, just one more reason to hate the Jews.
 
2012-01-14 11:03:28 AM
whyRpeoplesostupid

i196.photobucket.com

This is one of those WTF photos. What are they doing? Watching a Tony Robbins motivational speech? Amway presentation? Are they going to buy a time-share with their sex dolls?
 
2012-01-14 11:26:03 AM

GibbyTheMole: This is one of those WTF photos. What are they doing? Watching a Tony Robbins motivational speech? Amway presentation? Are they going to buy a time-share with their sex dolls?


And why did all those hot women buy ugly-guy sex dolls?
 
2012-01-14 11:38:28 AM

groppet: What she too much of a AW for scientology?


She doesn't have enough money for Scientology.
 
2012-01-14 11:59:42 AM
people whose 'beliefs' come from the outside world instead of the inside heart and mind
are weak, stupid and spiritually-challenged.

all of them.
 
2012-01-14 01:04:13 PM
I had no idea she even had a sex tape which makes the claims of it being a "celebrity sex tape" somewhat dubious, even still most celb sex tapes are overwrought unseemly affairs and...*watches first 5 minutes*....ummm I shall be in my bunk.
 
2012-01-14 01:19:26 PM

Dialectic: She probably wants to convert to meet a horny

wealthy jew.

/because when people talk about jews, they always talk about how hot they are, amirite?
//ftfy
 
2012-01-14 02:30:16 PM

GibbyTheMole: whyRpeoplesostupid

[i196.photobucket.com image 640x1026]

This is one of those WTF photos. What are they doing? Watching a Tony Robbins motivational speech? Amway presentation? Are they going to buy a time-share with their sex dolls?


On a side note: How kick-ass would that be to show up at a time share presentation with like 30 dudes and blow-up dolls?
 
2012-01-14 03:21:55 PM

Fano: Ed Finnerty: Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.

Tell that to the Chinese in SE Asia


Or to Rob Schneider. Do Filipinos still count as Asians?
 
2012-01-14 03:26:55 PM

GibbyTheMole: This is one of those WTF photos. What are they doing? Watching a Tony Robbins motivational speech? Amway presentation? Are they going to buy a time-share with their sex dolls?


GAHHHHH! That was the third time the photo was posted, and I just realized ALL the women are dolls.

I was fixated on the white thing in the front row.

/ GAHHHHH!
// GAHHHHH! GAHHHHH!
 
2012-01-14 03:35:16 PM

jaytkay: GibbyTheMole: This is one of those WTF photos. What are they doing? Watching a Tony Robbins motivational speech? Amway presentation? Are they going to buy a time-share with their sex dolls?

GAHHHHH! That was the third time the photo was posted, and I just realized ALL the women are dolls.

I was fixated on the white thing in the front row.

/ GAHHHHH!
// GAHHHHH! GAHHHHH!


It took me a while to see it too. (Some of them are fairly good.). But what's the deal with the hot blonde woman in the back row, far right of the photo? If everyone is paired up, she has to be flesh and bone, as she has some cheapass doll with her on her left.
 
2012-01-14 03:35:35 PM
If you guys want WTF, check out this thread (new window). Lots of WTF real doll stuff
 
2012-01-14 04:20:42 PM
Getting into Kabala != converting to Judaism.
 
2012-01-14 06:25:37 PM
Considering that aside from Orthodox the other forms of Judaism have little or no standards for converting (she's doing it though reform which has none), she's not really doing anything.
And as a Jews, please stop her, we don't want her
 
2012-01-14 07:04:17 PM
Converting to Judaism isn't exactly newsworthy unless Tom Cruise does it.
 
2012-01-14 07:41:29 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: If you guys want WTF, check out this thread (new window). Lots of WTF real doll stuff


Oh thank you. I needed something like this.
 
2012-01-14 09:12:41 PM
This thread is worthless without Tatsuma
 
2012-01-14 09:16:26 PM

teto85: Is she going to have to remove the tats?


What's funny is the same week she announces this she appeared on one of the tattoo reality shows getting a new tattoo.
 
2012-01-14 11:54:41 PM
Due to the supposed anti-Israel stance in the white house, there goes another vote
 
2012-01-15 01:45:01 AM
When I give her pho enemas, I like to leave in the noodles. Then right before she craps herself, it always reminds me of the flying spaghetti monster.
 
2012-01-15 02:08:32 AM
Somebody's FANTASY is coming true...multiple, multiple somebodies. where's tatsuma.
 
2012-01-15 07:58:34 AM

sr71: Somebody's FANTASY is coming true...multiple, multiple somebodies. where's tatsuma.


He's probably out converting to Islam after hearing this news.
 
2012-01-15 11:11:08 AM
...Appearing LIVE at the next Gathering of the Joogalos.
 
2012-01-15 03:47:58 PM
Haven't those people suffered enough?
 
2012-01-15 05:09:11 PM
Which sugar daddy is she doing this for?
 
2012-01-15 05:27:01 PM
Jew holidays suck might as well become a Jehovah witness
 
2012-01-15 05:39:56 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Which sugar daddy is she doing this for?



His name is A. Tenshin Getter,I believe.
 
2012-01-15 06:01:55 PM

Dear_Leader: Jew holidays suck might as well become a Jehovah witness


Have you seen Purim? We have a religious obligation to get drunk plus we have a huge party feast. Our Holidays rock dude. In fact all of our holidays involve lots of foods and wine
 
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