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(TMZ)   Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is converting to Judiasm. Oy vey   (tmz.com) divider line 107
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2012-01-13 07:54:06 PM  
Yeah. That'll go over big.
 
2012-01-13 08:03:17 PM  
...and they thought Iran getting nukes was the worst...
 
2012-01-13 08:04:39 PM  
I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.
 
2012-01-13 08:11:35 PM  
Haven't these people suffered enough?
 
2012-01-13 08:11:37 PM  
She just wants to join because she heard somewhere that Bat Mitzvahs were a new type of vibrator.
 
2012-01-13 08:25:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.


Don't forget to cut a hole in the sheet.
 
2012-01-13 09:16:55 PM  
Cool. Can she take Dane Cook with her?

/always thought those two would make a perfect modern-day Sid & Nancy.
//I'm not talking about a remake of the movie, either.
 
2012-01-13 09:23:29 PM  
Does this mean the jugglos can only throw kosher sh*t at her now?

AssDan's gonna be pissed, yo.
 
2012-01-13 09:39:51 PM  
Did she decide she wanted to fire her agent and represent herself?
 
2012-01-13 09:42:18 PM  
Do you mean "Judaism"?
 
2012-01-13 10:05:53 PM  
Judaism or Kabbalah?
 
2012-01-13 10:30:00 PM  
I don't know who that is, I just thought I'd point that out in here to feel all hipster like.

/have heard the name via fark headlines
 
2012-01-13 10:38:35 PM  

shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?


upload.wikimedia.org

Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?
 
2012-01-13 10:42:05 PM  
I asked the boyfriend what he thought of this, and he started laughing. He wanted to know what rabbi went along with this, and why. A friend of ours converted to Judaism a few years ago, and his rabbi turned down his request three times, just to make sure he was serious about it. They want to make sure you're not doing this for shiats and giggles.

So yeah. I'd love to see what her seder looks like this year.
 
2012-01-13 10:42:24 PM  
A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?
 
2012-01-13 10:44:42 PM  
I knew my anti-semitism would come in handy one day!
 
2012-01-13 10:46:24 PM  
Is that like Athiesm?
 
2012-01-13 10:46:58 PM  

ShawnDoc: Judaism or Kabbalah?


Oh please say it's not the Bergs.... Ugh...
 
2012-01-13 10:47:19 PM  
I don't like her as a human being, but her lesbian porn clip was...hot.
 
2012-01-13 10:47:22 PM  
Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
4.bp.blogspot.com
userserve-ak.last.fm
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
 
2012-01-13 10:49:17 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x357]

Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?


That leads to being Emo.

www.stomptokyo.com
 
2012-01-13 10:49:33 PM  
I prefer "Poorly-tattooed Asian Slut-Dwarf"

( hit it, I would )
 
2012-01-13 10:49:41 PM  
2005 called, they don't want her back
 
2012-01-13 10:50:29 PM  

Apos: A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?


Worked for Madonna.
 
2012-01-13 10:51:10 PM  
www.tilatequilaphotos.net
 
2012-01-13 10:51:33 PM  

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
 
2012-01-13 10:52:21 PM  

GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.
 
2012-01-13 10:53:52 PM  

GBmanNC:

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


Just like when she pees.
 
2012-01-13 11:07:39 PM  

Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.


I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs. And near as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is because news stories are printed about her. What has she actually done?
 
2012-01-13 11:09:26 PM  
Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?
 
2012-01-13 11:13:01 PM  

Chariset: Haven't these people suffered enough?


Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years

Jerry: 5000

Tim: 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
 
2012-01-13 11:13:46 PM  
Look, Mossad, another Iranian nuclear scientist! No really!
 
2012-01-13 11:16:25 PM  
Poorly-tattooed Alien Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut

Fixed
 
2012-01-13 11:16:39 PM  

CravenMorehead: Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?


Because there is no STD Tag?
 
2012-01-13 11:18:23 PM  

doglover: I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs


You sound like a real playah.
 
2012-01-13 11:21:13 PM  
She actually recently got a good tattoo.
 
2012-01-13 11:22:54 PM  

Admiral Digby: [www.tilatequilaphotos.net image 379x547]



Ahh...The pre-insertion pose.
 
2012-01-13 11:22:57 PM  
I suppose she won't be rolling on Shabbos now.
 
2012-01-13 11:26:29 PM  

Two Hearted: GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.

That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.


Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.
 
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM  
Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.
 
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM  

Cosmoboy: Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.


I just looked for the clip again, and all I could find was some bullshiat with music. That's not the right one, but close. I need another beer.
 
2012-01-13 11:30:49 PM  

Cosmoboy: Two Hearted: GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.

That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.

Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.


You and I have very different conceptions of "ruining."
 
2012-01-13 11:43:36 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 11:45:52 PM  

GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.

Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.


Meh, I've seen better. And for a group of girls farking each other, it doesn't seem like they make a habit of it. No woman who's really into other women has long fingernails, for starters. They also spent more time trying to play to the camera than they did actually farking each other. If I'm going to watch some questionably bisexual girls going down on each other, I'd rather watch real porn stars do it, at least they know how to make it look good.
 
2012-01-13 11:46:26 PM  

CravenMorehead: Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?


Why ask why?
 
2012-01-13 11:47:05 PM  
I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.
 
2012-01-13 11:48:43 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.

Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-13 11:49:11 PM  

therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.


She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.
 
2012-01-13 11:54:21 PM  

LectertheChef: therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.

She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.


MySpace?

That's even worse than having the space herpes.
 
2012-01-14 12:02:12 AM  
You can't convert to Judaism...well, we made an exception for Sammie Davis Jr.
 
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