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Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is converting to Judiasm. Oy vey
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vudukungfu
2012-01-13 07:54:06 PM
Yeah. That'll go over big.
TheOther
2012-01-13 08:03:17 PM
...and they thought Iran getting nukes was the worst...
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-13 08:04:39 PM
I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.
Chariset
2012-01-13 08:11:35 PM
Haven't these people suffered enough?
miss diminutive
2012-01-13 08:11:37 PM
She just wants to join because she heard somewhere that Bat Mitzvahs were a new type of vibrator.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-13 08:25:57 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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I'd hit it, but not from Sunset on Friday until three stars appear in the sky on Saturday night.
Don't forget to cut a hole in the sheet.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-13 09:16:55 PM
Cool. Can she take Dane Cook with her?
/always thought those two would make a perfect modern-day Sid & Nancy.
//I'm not talking about a remake of the movie, either.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-13 09:23:29 PM
Does this mean the jugglos can only throw kosher sh*t at her now?
AssDan's gonna be pissed, yo.
Mugato
2012-01-13 09:39:51 PM
Did she decide she wanted to fire her agent and represent herself?
shivashakti
2012-01-13 09:42:18 PM
Do you mean "Judaism"?
ShawnDoc
2012-01-13 10:05:53 PM
Judaism or Kabbalah?
nekom
2012-01-13 10:30:00 PM
I don't know who that is, I just thought I'd point that out in here to feel all hipster like.
/have heard the name via fark headlines
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-13 10:38:35 PM
shivashakti
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Do you mean "Judaism"?
Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?
Coco LaFemme
2012-01-13 10:42:05 PM
I asked the boyfriend what he thought of this, and he started laughing. He wanted to know what rabbi went along with this, and why. A friend of ours converted to Judaism a few years ago, and his rabbi turned down his request three times, just to make sure he was serious about it. They want to make sure you're not doing this for shiats and giggles.
So yeah. I'd love to see what her
seder
looks like this year.
Apos
2012-01-13 10:42:24 PM
A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-13 10:44:42 PM
I knew my anti-semitism would come in handy one day!
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-13 10:46:24 PM
Is that like Athiesm?
rev. dave
2012-01-13 10:46:58 PM
ShawnDoc
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Judaism or Kabbalah?
Oh please say it's not the Bergs.... Ugh...
Two Hearted
2012-01-13 10:47:19 PM
I don't like her as a human being, but her lesbian porn clip was...hot.
Cosmoboy
2012-01-13 10:47:22 PM
Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-13 10:49:17 PM
B.L.Z. Bub
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shivashakti: Do you mean "Judaism"?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x357]
Maybe Subby meant Judy-ism?
That leads to being Emo.
Admiral Digby
2012-01-13 10:49:33 PM
I prefer "Poorly-tattooed Asian Slut-Dwarf"
( hit it, I would )
zerkalo
2012-01-13 10:49:41 PM
2005 called, they don't want her back
FunkOut
2012-01-13 10:50:29 PM
Apos
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A walking HAZMAT tampon turned Kabbalah practitioner? Sure,why not?
Worked for Madonna.
Admiral Digby
2012-01-13 10:51:10 PM
GBmanNC
2012-01-13 10:51:33 PM
Cosmoboy
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Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
Two Hearted
2012-01-13 10:52:21 PM
GBmanNC
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Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-13 10:53:52 PM
GBmanNC
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Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
Just like when she pees.
doglover
2012-01-13 11:07:39 PM
Cosmoboy
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Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs. And near as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is because news stories are printed about her. What has she actually done?
CravenMorehead
2012-01-13 11:09:26 PM
Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?
Peter von Nostrand
2012-01-13 11:13:01 PM
Chariset
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Haven't these people suffered enough?
Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years
Jerry: 5000
Tim: 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
GungFu
2012-01-13 11:13:46 PM
Look, Mossad, another Iranian nuclear scientist! No really!
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-13 11:16:25 PM
Poorly-tattooed
Alien
Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut
Fixed
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-13 11:16:39 PM
CravenMorehead
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Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?
Because there is no STD Tag?
jaytkay
2012-01-13 11:18:23 PM
doglover
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I couldn't care less. I see hotter girls daily just in clubs
You sound like a real playah.
SharkTrager
2012-01-13 11:21:13 PM
She actually recently got a good tattoo.
Apos
2012-01-13 11:22:54 PM
Admiral Digby
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[www.tilatequilaphotos.net image 379x547]
Ahh...The pre-insertion pose.
CruiserTwelve
2012-01-13 11:22:57 PM
I suppose she won't be rolling on Shabbos now.
Cosmoboy
2012-01-13 11:26:29 PM
Two Hearted
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GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.
Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM
Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.
Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.
Two Hearted
2012-01-13 11:29:43 PM
Cosmoboy
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Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.
I just looked for the clip again, and all I could find was some bullshiat with music. That's not the right one, but close. I need another beer.
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-13 11:30:49 PM
Cosmoboy
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Two Hearted: GBmanNC: Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
That's what I'm saying! Kristina Rose helps.
Great, now I'm 5 beers in and looking at lesbian porn. Thanks for ruining my night guys.
You and I have very different conceptions of "ruining."
whyRpeoplesostupid
2012-01-13 11:43:36 PM
LectertheChef
2012-01-13 11:45:52 PM
GBmanNC
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Cosmoboy: Do I not watch enough TV? I cannot muster any Farkhate for her.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x600]
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x711]
But I've also had a few Pipeline Porters and I'm going in for more.
Her lesbian threesome porn video is pretty damn hot.
Meh, I've seen better. And for a group of girls farking each other, it doesn't seem like they make a habit of it. No woman who's really into other women has long fingernails, for starters. They also spent more time trying to play to the camera than they did actually farking each other. If I'm going to watch some questionably bisexual girls going down on each other, I'd rather watch real porn stars do it, at least they know how to make it look good.
theurge14
2012-01-13 11:46:26 PM
CravenMorehead
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Why would anyone use the "Interesting" tag with a poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut?
Why ask why?
therecksays
2012-01-13 11:47:05 PM
I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.
Admiral Digby
2012-01-13 11:48:43 PM
Ed Finnerty
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Another publicity stunt from a worn out AW.
Everyone knows that Asians can't be Jews.
LectertheChef
2012-01-13 11:49:11 PM
therecksays
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I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.
She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.
FunkOut
2012-01-13 11:54:21 PM
LectertheChef
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therecksays: I thought she was kinda hot back when she was Tila Ngyen (sp?) pre "Reality" TV bullshiat. Then she did a Lohan.
She was always a vapid AW, made famous by collecting friends on MySpace.
MySpace?
That's even worse than having the space herpes.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-14 12:02:12 AM
You can't convert to Judaism...well, we made an exception for Sammie Davis Jr.
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