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dcigary [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:02:40 PM
Awesome. I shall stop by there on the way home and imbibe a bit!
 
cannotsuggestaname [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:43:44 PM
I wish I was near them, I would buy a round for the bar.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 08:29:49 PM
CC: Flying Spaghetti Monster

Awesome.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-13 10:05:22 PM
This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:07:06 PM
Their beer is good. Their food is overpriced.
 
jsteiner78
2012-01-13 10:07:17 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

exactly!
 
Trail Mix
2012-01-13 10:08:11 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
Wyckyd Sceptre [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:10:19 PM
Headline reminded me of the great Zappa quote:

'You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.'
 
Indubitably
2012-01-13 10:13:37 PM
I am the slime...
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:15:41 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

It seems like you just aren't even trying anymore.
 
Mock26
2012-01-13 10:16:42 PM
xanadian: CC: Flying Spaghetti Monster

Awesome.

So much this!
 
croesius
2012-01-13 10:18:02 PM
Indubitably: I am the slime...

Uuuaaaiiioooeeee
 
Je5tEr
2012-01-13 10:18:52 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

Well, when someone who has no jurisdiction over you threatens you what do YOU do?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:23:05 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

You're in a pissy mood tonight.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:23:28 PM
www.27bslash6.com



/Required
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:25:45 PM
Too lazy to read TFA. Is "waive" a play on words here, or is Subster an idiot?
 
formerfloozy
2012-01-13 10:27:27 PM
I am so aroused right now by all the sexy snark that letter contained. If I didn't hate Texas so much, I would drive there to grab a beer.
 
ElLoco
2012-01-13 10:27:44 PM
MadAzza: Is "waive" a play on words here, or is Subster an idiot?

It is, and probably not, but who knows.
 
LordOfThePings
2012-01-13 10:36:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.orgthedarkblade.com

Hoyvin glaivin!
 
Meisaims
2012-01-13 11:10:39 PM
Is this man single? I am very available if he is.
 
envirovore
2012-01-13 11:19:46 PM
Shadow Blasko: [www.27bslash6.com image 200x144]



/Required

Leaving satisfied.
 
Rat
2012-01-13 11:48:49 PM
I enjoy the house beers, and the pizza. SA Fark party potential!!!

©
 
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-14 12:03:08 AM
I thought they were called carnores now.
/ducks
 
SeedFreak [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 01:02:10 AM
Just brilliant.
 
vonteego3
2012-01-14 01:09:50 AM
Food is great, beer is better, but their service is bad enough to make the first two things meaningless, unfortunately.
 
Ringshadow
2012-01-14 01:15:29 AM
Trail Mix: AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 488x516]

i43.tinypic.com
 
StanTheMan
2012-01-14 01:28:38 AM
Funny, I just tried an IPA named Tricerahops Double IPA.

xe6.xanga.com

Kinda sucked.

BTW, you don't trademark a process (as the letter suggests), you patent it. And why on earth did the dumb bunny redact the client's name? He has no duty to keep that secret. No Streisand effect if you don't call them out by name.

IAALBNYL.
 
Kyoki
2012-01-14 02:00:06 AM
Meisaims: Is this man single? I am very available if he is.

Depends, are you hot?
 
KyDave [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 02:01:44 AM
MadAzza: Too lazy to read TFA. Is "waive" a play on words here, or is Subster an idiot?

Too lazy to reply to MadAzza... is he an idiot, or just a dumbass that posts questions based upon not having read TFA?
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-14 02:08:49 AM
i3.squidoocdn.com

"Megatron does not yield. HE CONQUERS!!"
 
Make More Hinjews
2012-01-14 02:12:01 AM
envirovore: Shadow Blasko: [www.27bslash6.com image 200x144]

/Required

Leaving satisfied.

This.


Keizer_Ghidorah: "Megatron does not yield. HE CONQUERS!!"

MEGATRON IS A GUN, YOU HEATHEN - AND HE'S NOT CGI!!!

/ My lawn. Off.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-14 03:12:36 AM
Make More Hinjews: envirovore: Shadow Blasko: [www.27bslash6.com image 200x144]

/Required

Leaving satisfied.

This.


Keizer_Ghidorah: "Megatron does not yield. HE CONQUERS!!"

MEGATRON IS A GUN, YOU HEATHEN - AND HE'S NOT CGI!!!

/ My lawn. Off.

Shut your mouth, Beast Wars is one of the best Transformers series ever.

And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.
 
nytmare
2012-01-14 04:45:11 AM
Gyrfalcon: AverageAmericanGuy: This is the kind of childish crap and lack of respect for the law that got The Pirate Bay raided.

You're in a pissy mood tonight.

No he just always takes the semi-trollish position under that username. Who knows why though. Lack of hobbies?
 
fluffybunny [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 06:07:11 AM
Shadow Blasko: [www.27bslash6.com image 200x144]



/Required

Came for this.

/Some of the funniest shiat I have ever read, real or not.
 
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-14 07:29:01 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.
 
Make More Hinjews
2012-01-14 08:43:42 AM
MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.

So true. That show was about LIFE, man.

/ Keizer_Ghidorah, you're favorited under "Philistine." ;)
 
Katolu
2012-01-14 08:50:19 AM
MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.

Yeah, but you have be fingered as well to be useful.
 
Thosw
2012-01-14 08:50:37 AM
StanTheMan: And why on earth did the dumb bunny redact the client's name? He has no duty to keep that secret. No Streisand effect if you don't call them out by name.

I imagine that as soon as we find the beer named Hopasaurus Rex, we'll know exactly who it is.
 
Hand Banana
2012-01-14 10:13:17 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't get the FSM thing he threw in at the end? What does any of this have to do with religion? Sounds like he was just trying way too hard to be funny.
 
MBA Whore
2012-01-14 10:21:37 AM
Could someone explain it? I don't get what happened. That article makes way too many assumptions of the reader's knowledge of the situation (another piece of shiat article perfect for FARK).

Thanks.
 
MBA Whore
2012-01-14 10:25:43 AM
Meisaims Smartest Funniest
2012-01-13 11:10:39 PM
"Is this man single? I am very available if he is."

Why do you care if he is single? Take what you want. Go for it girl (or guy, I didn't check your profile).
 
oldsbone [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 10:31:30 AM
According to Google, it is Steelhead that brews Hopasaurus Rex. As much as it looks dickish, if they have a trademark or patent, they need to enforce it or they will lose it. And if they are doing anything according to the letter of the law (such as trademark protection) they should have a lawyer involved to make sure they dotted the i's and crossed the t's.

/I suspect Steelhead has its eyes on expansion and doesn't want confusion if/when they make it into Texas if they're not there already.
 
Theaetetus
2012-01-14 10:47:21 AM
oldsbone: According to Google, it is Steelhead that brews Hopasaurus Rex. As much as it looks dickish, if they have a trademark or patent, they need to enforce it or they will lose it.

Trademark, yes.
Patent, no. You cannot lose a patent for failure to enforce.

/patent attorney
 
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-14 11:52:59 AM
Katolu: MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.

Yeah, but you have be fingered as well to be useful.

That's just bonus.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 12:10:28 PM
oldsbone: According to Google, it is Steelhead that brews Hopasaurus Rex. As much as it looks dickish, if they have a trademark or patent, they need to enforce it or they will lose it. And if they are doing anything according to the letter of the law (such as trademark protection) they should have a lawyer involved to make sure they dotted the i's and crossed the t's.

/I suspect Steelhead has its eyes on expansion and doesn't want confusion if/when they make it into Texas if they're not there already.

True, but you don't need your lawyer to send it. I have a couple trademarks I protect with friendly letters. Every one I've sent it to has ceased and desisted (so far).
 
bubo_sibiricus
2012-01-14 06:09:20 PM
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/818/3126/?ba=venneman

D: Torn, as this isn't the world's greatest DIPA, but it is dang drinkable. Almost too much so, in fact. The first night I drank this beer, I had three pints (at 9.5%) and really don't remember much of the evening. This is all about the hops, from smell though the finish. And it doesn't disappoint. But I would like to see a little more carbonation and lighter mouthfeel with this beer.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-14 07:36:33 PM
Make More Hinjews: MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.

So true. That show was about LIFE, man.

/ Keizer_Ghidorah, you're favorited under "Philistine." ;)

Hey, I like G1 too, but I'm not such a fanboy that I can't point out obvious dumbness Xp

Katolu: MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And a gun that needs to be held by someone else in order to work is one of the dumbest alt-modes ever, at least Shockwave could aim and fire himself.

Heh. Lay off Megatron, dude. Sometimes you just want to be held.

Yeah, but you have be fingered as well to be useful.

And who was usually fingering him?

media.animevice.com

It's a miracle Starscream never thought to just stuff gun-mode Megatron into a small container and bury it somewhere.
 
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-14 08:48:09 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: And who was usually fingering him?

Soundwave, actually, throughout most of the first half of G1, which does make a sort of sense. Soundwave was all about bondage, groups, and stuffing things into very tight crevasses. And you could see how tenderly he'd hold Megatron. Sweet sweet lovin'.

/ Starscream was more into rough role play, and was equally at home as the dom and as the biatch. And could change his role like changing his socks.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-15 12:13:00 AM
MooseUpNorth: Keizer_Ghidorah: And who was usually fingering him?

Soundwave, actually, throughout most of the first half of G1, which does make a sort of sense. Soundwave was all about bondage, groups, and stuffing things into very tight crevasses. And you could see how tenderly he'd hold Megatron. Sweet sweet lovin'.

/ Starscream was more into rough role play, and was equally at home as the dom and as the biatch. And could change his role like changing his socks.

Too bad he tried to be the dom one too many times.

tfwiki.net

Course, tossing your leader out into space to die would make even the hardest BDSM maniac a little cranky.
 
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-15 07:35:00 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah: Course, tossing your leader out into space to die would make even the hardest BDSM maniac a little cranky.

Someone forgot the safe word.
 
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