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(Mirror.co.uk) Followup Man sentenced for trying to bury girlfriend alive in cardboard. He should have been thinking outside the box   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 44
More: Followup, Leeds Crown Court, tree branches, West Yorkshire, Judge Peter Collier QC  
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IgG4 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 03:13:41 PM
+1
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 03:42:07 PM
Kasprzak had grown bored with the mother of his child and wanted to be rid of her.

Dude, if it were THAT easy, everybody would be doing it.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 05:57:31 PM
Man sentenced for tryring to bury girlfriend alive in cardboard

Well, there's your problem
 
anfrind
2012-01-13 06:04:53 PM
"tryring"?
 
here to help
2012-01-13 06:08:05 PM
Well you know my name is Simon...
 
Contents Under Pressure
2012-01-13 06:09:28 PM
20 years is not long enough.

That woman, on the other hand, is one of Darwin's Chosen. I hope she has a long future and many fine, strong, resourceful children.
 
nytmare
2012-01-13 06:12:23 PM
Trick her and shove her in the box.
 
GeeksAreMyPeeps [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:12:46 PM
anfrind: "tryring"?
 
here to help
2012-01-13 06:12:58 PM
aww... they fixed it.

now my funny won't be funny anymore...

:-(
 
maxwellton
2012-01-13 06:17:25 PM
You'd better run like hell.
 
SanjiSasuke
2012-01-13 06:20:02 PM
She was saved from her boyfriend by her engagement ring. Is that irony?

/also [kill bill.jpeg]
 
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-13 06:20:21 PM
Did he break down?
 
skinink
2012-01-13 06:22:06 PM
They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured criminals and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now he doesn't hafta face his enemy wife on the battlefield no more, which "R" is he filled with: Relief or Regret?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-13 06:23:23 PM
Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

img861.imageshack.us
 
CitizensUnited
2012-01-13 06:24:57 PM
so... burying your property is a crime now?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:25:37 PM
anfrind: "tryring"?

I think Subby meant

telias.free.fr

/Obscure? Only by 2500 years...
 
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-13 06:27:24 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: anfrind: "tryring"?

I think Subby meant

[telias.free.fr image 640x480]

/Obscure? Only by 2500 years...

That's only got one deck of oarsmen.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:27:44 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Penistone Road? Really. Penis Tone?
 
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-13 06:29:14 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Day_Old_Dutchie: Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Penistone Road? Really. Penis Tone?

It's England, home of unabashedly silly names.
 
here to help
2012-01-13 06:30:53 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Day_Old_Dutchie: Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Penistone Road? Really. Penis Tone?

I've heard good things about the darker ones.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2012-01-13 06:33:23 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Day_Old_Dutchie: Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Penistone Road? Really. Penis Tone?

And is it mightier?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:33:37 PM
JohnAnnArbor: TheShavingofOccam123: anfrind: "tryring"?

I think Subby meant

[telias.free.fr image 640x480]

/Obscure? Only by 2500 years...

That's only got one deck of oarsmen.

To be fair, I did notice the lack of oars after I posted it...
 
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-13 06:36:32 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: JohnAnnArbor: TheShavingofOccam123: anfrind: "tryring"?

I think Subby meant

[telias.free.fr image 640x480]

/Obscure? Only by 2500 years...

That's only got one deck of oarsmen.

To be fair, I did notice the lack of oars after I posted it...

"Monoreme"?
 
Indubitably
2012-01-13 06:37:52 PM
Um.

Grow up.

Violence against women is wrong.

When are you going to finally figure that out?

Box'em.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:39:45 PM
JohnAnnArbor: TheShavingofOccam123: JohnAnnArbor: TheShavingofOccam123: anfrind: "tryring"?

I think Subby meant

[telias.free.fr image 640x480]

/Obscure? Only by 2500 years...

That's only got one deck of oarsmen.

To be fair, I did notice the lack of oars after I posted it...

"Monoreme"?

I think it's an artistic interpretation. Someone will be along to set us straight soon. It might be a bireme with poor artistic talent. They did have the penteconter which was one set of oars, which I didn't know existed until I read the wiki.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 06:42:05 PM
static.rateyourmusic.com
 
SweetSaws
2012-01-13 06:45:11 PM
here to help: AdolfOliverPanties: Day_Old_Dutchie: Kasprzak, of Penistone Road, was found guilty at Leeds Crown Court of attempted murder.

Penistone Road? Really. Penis Tone?

I've heard good things about the darker ones.
Hahaha!
 
AlbinosRPeople2
2012-01-13 06:52:44 PM
Thinks he should have thought about selling that ring.
 
pehvbot
2012-01-13 06:59:44 PM
i.imgur.com

Could've told him it wouldn't work.
 
Begoggle
2012-01-13 07:01:26 PM
Before the cops checked, she was both dead and alive.
 
Arch Radish
2012-01-13 07:27:24 PM
videos.videopress.com

Stop it, or I'll bury you alive in a box!
 
BadReligion
2012-01-13 07:38:11 PM
Begoggle: Before the cops checked, she was both dead and alive.

Schrodinger's girlfriend?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:43:20 PM
BadReligion: Begoggle: Before the cops checked, she was both dead and alive.

Schrodinger's girlfriend?

Nah, she was always in the box.
 
Fano
2012-01-13 07:49:14 PM
I guess they'll be carton him off
 
Gergesa
2012-01-13 07:53:18 PM
Oh honestly, you would think that no one knows how to bury someone alive anymore. It is not that hard people!!!
 
11of12
2012-01-13 08:15:35 PM
You know what else goes in a box?

www.sportielab.com
 
Dear Jerk
2012-01-13 08:56:59 PM
I hoping to get more content for my 'chicks in boxes or laundry baskets' file.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-14 12:00:23 AM
I hate this farking shiat.

fark yer mind-games, yo.

Mind virus minus one.

fark off!

Grr.
 
milk000
2012-01-14 12:04:27 AM
cf1.imgobject.com
 
kyoryu [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 12:28:12 AM
Should've used a smaller box.

[seven.jpg]
 
aniyn
2012-01-14 04:46:25 AM
 
Bob Barnes
2012-01-14 06:21:25 AM
Amateur , PVC plastic is superior.
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 09:05:13 AM
pehvbot: [i.imgur.com image 640x421]

Could've told him it wouldn't work.

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

could've told him it does

/shudder
 
AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark]
2012-01-14 04:22:27 PM
I guess you shouldn't've put a ring on it
 
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