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(News.com.au) Amusing Stationery chain offers porn-themed products in back-to-school sale. Who could possibly have a problem with that?   (news.com.au) divider line 25
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Snarfangel [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 05:30:43 PM
People who move around?
 
miss diminutive [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 05:37:57 PM
Snarfangel: People who move around?

I lol'd.

Porn or not, these products are still educational. Pornstars aren't getting any younger and there's a constant demand for new talent. You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:04:06 PM
miss diminutive: You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

hostmypicture.com
 
Thelyphthoric
2012-01-13 07:04:34 PM
Not all of your little snowflakes are gonna grow up to be rocket surgeons.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-13 07:05:24 PM
Who are uptight douchebags, Alex?
 
imgod2u [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:08:23 PM
But mommy and daddy just hug....
 
Ryan2065 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:08:23 PM
miss diminutive: You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

Is that what these are for?

i145.photobucket.com
 
Apos
2012-01-13 07:09:15 PM
Scandalous!
 
BolloxReader [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:09:37 PM
Hey, it's not as though they came with a do-it-yourself entrepreneurial kit including webcam and turnkey e-commerce website. THAT would have crossed a line.
 
Saners
2012-01-13 07:11:17 PM
Breaking news, adults go to school as well. Or is the coffee mug actually marketed towards third graders?
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:17:04 PM
People who don't remember Spencer's Gifts?
 
Ed Willy
2012-01-13 07:18:42 PM
Hey, now, no one complains about sports star notebooks from giving children unrealistic expectations for their future. At least this gives kids a reasonable goal for what they can attain.
 
fusillade762
2012-01-13 07:26:37 PM
miss diminutive: Snarfangel: People who move around?

I lol'd.

Porn or not, these products are still educational. Pornstars aren't getting any younger and there's a constant demand for new talent. You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

www.insidesocal.com

Practice the old fashioned way.
 
miss diminutive [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:30:15 PM
fusillade762: miss diminutive: Snarfangel: People who move around?

I lol'd.

Porn or not, these products are still educational. Pornstars aren't getting any younger and there's a constant demand for new talent. You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

[www.insidesocal.com image 400x300]

Practice the old fashioned way.

I recognize that scene....what movie is it from? I would google "carrot bj" but I need to stock up on more eyebleach before attempting something like that.
 
theoutlaw
2012-01-13 07:37:13 PM
Meh. Playboy stationery's been sold in supermarkets' back to school sales for years here. Same old same old, just using the word 'porn' this time.
 
mc_madness
2012-01-13 07:38:43 PM
The mom's complaining sound fat.

Nothing wrong with a fit nude female...
 
chechcal
2012-01-13 07:45:39 PM
miss diminutive: fusillade762: miss diminutive: Snarfangel: People who move around?

I lol'd.

Porn or not, these products are still educational. Pornstars aren't getting any younger and there's a constant demand for new talent. You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

[www.insidesocal.com image 400x300]

Practice the old fashioned way.

I recognize that scene....what movie is it from? I would google "carrot bj" but I need to stock up on more eyebleach before attempting something like that.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
 
miss diminutive [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 07:47:53 PM
chechcal: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Ah ok, thanks.
 
i upped my meds-up yours
2012-01-13 07:51:13 PM
Thelyphthoric: Not all of your little snowflakes are gonna grow up to be rocket surgeons.

Your research scientists generally come from bootstrappy backgrounds. Especially in aerospace, which is both very male and very military.
 
Chiquidin
2012-01-13 07:55:45 PM
miss diminutive: Snarfangel: People who move around?

I lol'd.

Porn or not, these products are still educational. Pornstars aren't getting any younger and there's a constant demand for new talent ways to increase hole diameter. You're never too young to learn how to deepthroat.

//FTFY
Porn ≠ Talented
 
KrispyKritter
2012-01-13 09:37:41 PM
brings back fond memories of my linda lovelace trapper keeper.
 
tafka
2012-01-14 03:53:41 AM
God, I'd be pissed too. They aren't even good!
 
Interceptor1
2012-01-14 08:12:43 AM
No one noticed that the article was by Jessica Craven?
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-14 09:59:05 AM
I want that Dirty cup.
 
wambu
2012-01-14 05:46:24 PM
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