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Japanese department store is very f*ckin' sorry about huge posters advertising massive f*ckin' sale
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dahmers love zombie
2012-01-13 03:21:52 PM
Ad campaign manager:
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-13 03:36:35 PM
Engrish? In Japan?
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-13 03:46:11 PM
No no no! Don't be sorry. This is why we LOVE YOU, Japan.
We here in America are wondering just what you'll do to top this, actually.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-13 03:57:48 PM
FTFA:
Obviously, the pun was lost on English-speaking visitors to the store, and while most were amused by the unsubtle example of the language barrier,
others complained
.
I want every humorless son of a biatch ex-pat who complained drug out into the street and shot.
/Or raped by an octopus, seeing how this is Japan and they tend to not like public displays of violence which aren't rape.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-13 03:58:23 PM
That's Fukushimaed up
Honest Bender
2012-01-13 05:06:47 PM
Who gives a fark?
busy chillin'
2012-01-13 05:09:04 PM
don't f*ckin' apologize
and i downloaded them for my desktop before they censored 'em..neat or something
Old enough to know better
2012-01-13 05:09:13 PM
Oh look. More fake outrage from the folks over at The Fail.
Mildot
2012-01-13 05:11:14 PM
You know, it might have been a success had they had some actual f*cking during their massimve f*cking sale
/I always like it when f*cking is on sale
ka1axy
2012-01-13 05:12:06 PM
F*ckin' uncensored f*ckin' photo here:
Link
(new window)
eltejon
2012-01-13 05:12:08 PM
Isn't this a repeat?
thatboyoverthere
2012-01-13 05:13:13 PM
Was it held in 'Ron White's big f*cking building '?
lerxst2112
2012-01-13 05:13:23 PM
Well f*ck.
Two Dogs Farking
2012-01-13 05:13:37 PM
eltejon
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Isn't this a repeat?
donnielove
2012-01-13 05:13:41 PM
20% off is NOT a F*CKING Sale.
75% off is a F*CKING Sale.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 05:14:05 PM
eltejon
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Isn't this a repeat?
No, this is the first aporogy from them about it. The rast articre just addressed it.
kellynoel
2012-01-13 05:17:15 PM
Obviously, the pun was lost on English-speaking visitors to the store, and while most were amused by the unsubtle example of the language barrier,
others complained
.
Seriously? What the f*ck kind of asshole complains about something like that. Jesus H., get a life - and ask for a f*cking sense of humor while you're at it.
trappedspirit
2012-01-13 05:17:45 PM
Nice "FOLLOW UP".
Story: Something happened
Follow up: Somebody apologized for doing something
I really felt like I have closure with this story now. Of the type I could have never had without this follow up.
kellynoel
2012-01-13 05:17:51 PM
ShawnDoc
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FTFA: Obviously, the pun was lost on English-speaking visitors to the store, and while most were amused by the unsubtle example of the language barrier, others complained.
I want every humorless son of a biatch ex-pat who complained drug out into the street and shot.
/Or raped by an octopus, seeing how this is Japan and they tend to not like public displays of violence which aren't rape.
Ooops.
krafty420
2012-01-13 05:18:24 PM
The correct term would be "farkin'" sale
Amishrabbit
2012-01-13 05:19:18 PM
I don't f**kin' care what the f**kin' uptight expats and tourists think. F**k them. But I want one of those "F**kin' Fresh" T-shirts from the Bubby's restaurant in Yokohama the article references. Now I have to f**kin' travel to Japan. F**k.
Cup_O_Jo
2012-01-13 05:20:02 PM
OH thats farking awesome.. And Americans who did not understand the translation while they were there should STFU.
Barricaded Gunman
2012-01-13 05:22:17 PM
ShawnDoc
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I want every humorless son of a biatch ex-pat who complained drug out into the street and shot
.
Seriously. It's not like I apologized for the Japanese lettering on that skinny necktie I wore in high school in 1983. And I have NO idea wtf THAT said.
jigger
2012-01-13 05:23:34 PM
Wang Cares.
Now, that's a good ad slogan.
Osomatic
2012-01-13 05:25:33 PM
Well now I feel like we owe THEM an apology, for whatever humorless prigs complained.
kellynoel
2012-01-13 05:28:33 PM
Barricaded Gunman
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Seriously. It's not like I apologized for the Japanese lettering on that skinny necktie I wore in high school in 1983. And I have NO idea wtf THAT said.
A friend gave me a tee shirt for Christmas a few years ago that had a picture of a weird looking Japanese guy and some Japanese lettering.
Some hurricanes blew through town and left me without power and water. I had to return to my job as a high school teacher before power was restored in the area. As such, we all went to work/school looking like utter garbage. One of those days, I threw on the tee shirt and some jean shorts.
First f*cking period, one of my favorite students said "miss, your shirt says 'I'm a pervert.'" I looked it up, and sure enough, she was right. I called my buddy - in front of the class, as nothing was being accomplished without power anyway - and asked if he knew what it said. He said that he did. I let my class chew him a new ass.
It was hilarious. And dangerously close to trouble.
ElBarto79
2012-01-13 05:29:15 PM
This kinda thing is pretty common in Asia and routinely provides amusement for the westerners there. This was a store in Itaewon, South Korea. Unfortunately had gone out of business last time I visited.
kellynoel
2012-01-13 05:29:40 PM
ElBarto79
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This kinda thing is pretty common in Asia and routinely provides amusement for the westerners there. This was a store in Itaewon, South Korea. Unfortunately had gone out of business last time I visited.
[i65.photobucket.com image 500x375]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nytmare
2012-01-13 05:33:58 PM
It's always amusing when newb idiots self-censor the word "f*ck" on fark.com instead of just writing "fark".
SwiftFox
2012-01-13 05:35:09 PM
jigger
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Wang Cares.
Now, that's a good ad slogan.
I actually had to think about that one. They left out "Buick LaCrosse"
Man On Pink Corner
2012-01-13 05:41:10 PM
A foul-mouthed American chef has claimed he may have inspired the gaffe, after opening a branch of his restaurant in Yokohama, Japan in 2009, where a sign advertised 'F***in' Fresh lemonade' and 'F***in' Fresh & Delicious food'.
Boo-farking-hoo. Sounds like farking Amateur Hour in this kitchen. Fark me.
fatkiddown
2012-01-13 05:41:16 PM
Cosmic Crab
2012-01-13 05:44:53 PM
Typo. All fark products 20% off.
WTFDYW
2012-01-13 05:44:55 PM
nytmare
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It's always amusing when newb idiots self-censor the word "f*ck" on fark.com instead of just writing "fark".
We mostly type f*ck when we really mean f*ck. Otherwise, it is fark.
/just so ya know
Cosmic Crab
2012-01-13 05:47:29 PM
Cosmic Crab
:
Typo. All fark products 20% off.
Seriously? Filtering F*C*U*K to fark?
GungFu
2012-01-13 05:50:52 PM
FARK FARKIN FARK FARK U FILTER.
Fark.com is pretty shiat for articles like these. Farkin' Americans are even more prudish than the Japanese, ffs.
namegoeshere
2012-01-13 05:51:11 PM
trappedspirit
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Nice "FOLLOW UP".
Story: Something happened
Follow up: Somebody apologized for doing something
I really felt like I have closure with this story now. Of the type I could have never had without this follow up.
You're the guy who complained about the signs, aren't you?
Kanemano
2012-01-13 05:55:39 PM
OH Bullshiat
slogan was meant to be a pun on fukubukuro - or 'lucky bags' - relating to the Japanese New Year retail custom of selling off
Nice con, from the Quisno's book on marketing. create controversy drive curious customers to you, make half ass apology, count money
fukubukuro are a one day sale on New Years day, if it was up for others to see and confirm past January 2ndit was not was hastily torn down,
and the English chef has nothing to do with it, he only wants to steal publicity
Ayn Rand's Social Worker
2012-01-13 05:58:04 PM
nytmare
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It's always amusing when newb idiots self-censor the word "f*ck" on fark.com instead of just writing "fark".
Its not news, its F*CK.com!
eltejon
2012-01-13 05:59:16 PM
Two Dogs Farking
:
eltejon: Isn't this a repeat?
Attention to details... I don't have out.
Thank you!
edmo
2012-01-13 05:59:17 PM
The Spy Who
*******
(new window) me
exactly three days
2012-01-13 06:01:46 PM
How unfair!
Now how do we advertise a sale on Germanic collectibles from
Austria
?
NicoFinn
2012-01-13 06:03:07 PM
Taken in Japan last year.
ByOwlLight
2012-01-13 06:06:16 PM
Any advertisement is good advertisement...
libranoelrose
2012-01-13 06:14:58 PM
fatkiddown
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[img.anongallery.org image 500x660]
Crude
2012-01-13 06:20:34 PM
Their new spokesman thinks this is a big farking deal.
bmeade73
2012-01-13 06:22:46 PM
We dropped a few "A" bombs on them.
It's only fair they drop a few "F" bombs on us.
trerro
2012-01-13 06:26:38 PM
The sign is funny, and even better when you realize it's a 2 language pun.
Who the fark complained? :P
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-13 06:30:45 PM
i am amused by these shenanigans
dokool
2012-01-13 06:47:45 PM
NicoFinn
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Taken in Japan last year.
That's a Pizza of Death tee-shirt. They're the music label known for Hi-STANDARD, Ken Yokoyama etc. I've got dozens of friends w/ that one or similar.
Ken sells shirts at his shows that say "F*CK KEN", "KEN DICK SUCKER", "KEN ASSHOLE" etc.
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